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Romance › Re: "The Best Days Of My Life Were The Days I Spent With Another Man's Wife" (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:44am On Apr 24, 2017
Even if not his mom, it could be his ex who's now married. And so forth.

But how does this change the fact that I need new basketball sneakers and I'm broke?
Celebrities › Re: Lady And Peter Okoye In A Hotel In Owerri, Had Night Of Fun (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 6:07am On Apr 24, 2017
RaeMystix:
Any woman wouldn't be pleased by this pic, but let's face the facts. He is a celebrity, thus such situations does arise. Lola does have to deal with situations that comes with been a celebrity
Agreed. She knew what she was going into anyway.
Celebrities › Re: Lady And Peter Okoye In A Hotel In Owerri, Had Night Of Fun (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:30pm On Apr 23, 2017
Ishilove:
*sigh*

I miss the old Nairaland. This crap would never have smelt frontpage back in the good old days cry
Lol @ the nostalgia. Seconded, but it's the times we live in. Everything seems to be spiralling downwards, and not only on here.
Celebrities › Re: Lady And Peter Okoye In A Hotel In Owerri, Had Night Of Fun (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:06pm On Apr 23, 2017
RaeMystix:
There are so many women that Peter could cheat on his wife with. He didn't have to travel that far to do so. Also, he knows his brand does involve been a husband and a father. He ain't going to play with his coins like that.
You dey talk like say you no be woman. The issue is not what went down; those pics themselves are quite compromising, and even if nothing happened, I doubt if Lola'd be pleased and happy to come across this. Na dem know sha.
Celebrities › Re: Lady And Peter Okoye In A Hotel In Owerri, Had Night Of Fun (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:00pm On Apr 23, 2017
This one weak me.
Politics › Re: Arms & Ammunitions Army Found In Southern Kaduna (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:21pm On Apr 23, 2017
Operation Scorpion Sting. Lol.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by DanseMacabre(m): 3:53pm On Apr 23, 2017
Quite pretty too.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Going To Heaven Or Hell? by DanseMacabre(m): 1:09pm On Apr 23, 2017
0b10010011:
When I meant high, I meant there wonldnt be fear of knock-offs or deaths due to intoxication. Shisha should be there too
Oho! I get you now manny. Ditto codeine, roofies, Xtasy and acid.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Going To Heaven Or Hell? by DanseMacabre(m): 12:48pm On Apr 23, 2017
0b10010011:
My own opinion, am going to a spiritual beer parlour after death. Where beer, tobacco, coke, crack, molly, meth and babes re free. It will be eternal partying where no one will get high or drunk and we all be naked!
If no one gets high or drunk, what's the point? It should just be Diet Coke and shisha.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Going To Heaven Or Hell? by DanseMacabre(m): 12:41pm On Apr 23, 2017
fucklikant101:
When i fuuckked ishilove and refiner threesoome and i came in her mouth i saw heaven shocked But when i ate prettythicksmi rotten fish i saw hell angry
Heaven is bae
For some weird reason, this made me LMAO. Now that people are looking at me like one deranged, hope you're happy?
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Going To Heaven Or Hell? by DanseMacabre(m): 12:39pm On Apr 23, 2017
fucklikant101:
When i fuuckked ishilove and refiner threesoome and i came in her mouth i saw heaven shocked But when i ate prettythicksmi rotten fish i saw hell angry
Heaven is bae
Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Going To Heaven Or Hell? by DanseMacabre(m): 12:34pm On Apr 23, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
I book this space, I'll destroy OP if it hits FP
It as it FP.
Politics › Re: Isiaka Adetunji Adeleke Is Dead! (Osun Ex-Govermor) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:14pm On Apr 23, 2017
ajigiteri:
Davido's uncle, what if I tell you I saw him last week Thursday. We should live our lives like we can die at any time, this man is a pioneer when it comes to modern day embezzlement of public funds, where is the money now? How much of it would his family bury with him. May his dubious and corrupt soul rest in hell. If you quote me, you life will be like the way this man made osun state to be in the 90ties.
You dey vex o! As I quote you to Lol nko, will my life still be like that?
Nairaland General › Re: Accident In Ekwusigo, Anambra Kills Children, Others (Very Graphic Pics) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:57am On Apr 23, 2017
Escaped death like this myself last week by the whiskers. It was the first real car crash I was involved in, and the speed of the whole incident left me breathless and jittery, because everything would have been over in a matter of less than ten seconds.

"Is this mocked grimace,
this cursed contortion I?"
Politics › Re: Fresh Anxiety In Aso Rock Over Buhari’s Health - PUNCH by DanseMacabre(m): 9:22am On Apr 23, 2017
"People are worried because Buhari is a president they love."

Yeah right.
Politics › Re: Clement Ogbu Shot During Primary Election In Benue. Graphic Photos by DanseMacabre(m): 12:15pm On Apr 20, 2017
Lesson well learnt. Cook yourself if you wanna contest for any political post in Nigeria.

Soon dem go start dey kill even course rep contestant.
Politics › Re: NIA Collected $289m Cash From NAPIMS Account In 2015 by DanseMacabre(m): 10:10am On Apr 20, 2017
daddyiel:
Not a "like" which means you said nothing meaningful.... Keep decieving your self
So you judge the veracity or validity of someone's comment by the number of 'likes' it garners?


I see. . .
Crime › Re: Kenyan Student Kills Lover, Hides Body In Freezer (pics) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:30pm On Apr 19, 2017
Crime of passion. Plus I could give my left kidney to bet that she's far prettier than him.

Moral of the story: delay is dangerous.

Pretty woman, if your ghost can come across this, you for don leave since na.
Politics › Re: Babachir Lawal And Ayodele Oke Leaving Aso Rock After Suspension (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:19pm On Apr 19, 2017
Although my fingers are still crossed for now, it seems 'suspension' is now a euphemism for 'temporary leave'.
Travel › Re: Ahmadu Chanchangi Is Dead (Chanchangi Airlines Chairman) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:59pm On Apr 19, 2017
What I know about him (other than that he owns the airline) is that he allegedly imported arms and provided finance in support of the lingering religious crises in the North.

Inna lillahi wa inna illahi raji'un anyway.
Politics › Re: Names Of Occupants Of Osborne Towers Ikoyi Where $50m Was Found By EFCC by DanseMacabre(m): 9:05am On Apr 19, 2017
sarrki:
The book of thy lord shall not depart out of thy mouth

Joshua 8
That'd be Joshua 1:8 nigga. Smh for the eleven bootlickers who liked your post.

I must admit though, it's impressive you've been hobnobbing with people trying to talk sense into you.
Politics › Re: "Boko Haram Infected Me With HIV/AIDS, VVF, During Marathon Sex In Sambisa" by DanseMacabre(m): 8:52am On Apr 19, 2017
Just like cultism, some Boko Haram adherents join it for the perks they can garner; some are unlucky to have been blended; others do so to have unrestricted access to do unlawful things that wouldn't be allowed in a sane society.


From the girl's tale, it's rather apparent that the sect (or the arm of the sect she encountered) is filled with depraved sex-starved maniacs.


But she sef na pseudo nympho o.
Travel › Re: "Smoke Covers Aero Flight From Port-Harcourt To Lagos"- Female Twitter User Says by DanseMacabre(m): 10:27pm On Apr 18, 2017
osazsky:
You don't ve respect for men of God but u respect imans who forcefully get married to children and take dem as domestic slaves and Sex tools. These children are denied proper education and most die of ortopic pregnancy. Ve u seen tb joshing having Sex with children. We know some of dem fall into temptation of adultery but definitely they don't marry children of 8-12,
Please, could you kindly tell me how this relates to the topic at hand?

Thank you kindly.
Travel › Re: "Smoke Covers Aero Flight From Port-Harcourt To Lagos"- Female Twitter User Says by DanseMacabre(m): 10:16pm On Apr 18, 2017
Flexherbal:
Our roads are bad and the air is not safe.

Where do we turn to?
Astral projection/travel.
Literature › Re: The Whistle Blower by DanseMacabre(m): 3:47pm On Apr 18, 2017
ClassCaptain:
..

Thanks sir.

The informality is intentional..Check my other works ( on my profile ) mostly written in pidgin and mixed english and also to fully assume the persona narrating the story , in this case a Yoruba grin..
'I found the story brought up by Prof has complete bullshit. . .'

'Has' instead of 'as' is one of the excerpts you asked for. The sentence is in Episode 2. I couldn't quote because my phone can't quote words in excess of 700 or so.

Thanks.
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Literature › Re: The Whistle Blower by DanseMacabre(m): 1:08pm On Apr 18, 2017
Good one OP. Your tenses could do with a bit of working on sha, and in some cases, the informality therein downplays the seriousness of the work. Except if you want it to remain like that - informal - and for just the nairaland audience who'd mostly just yesman you.

Lastly, learn to be conscious of mother tongue interference when writing in English. I wouldn't be far off the mark if I guessed you're Yoruba, would I? Because it shows in your writing.

More battery life to your typing device.
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Crime › Re: Photo Of The Man Who Chained His Wife To A Generator In Ogun State by DanseMacabre(m): 1:07am On Apr 18, 2017
pafestula:
When they say Oloriburuku, this is a typical example of the head they are referring to. Too much of everything is bad, this one na headmaster abi na Edward? Big head with big evil storage capacity.
This one na HNIC. Head Nigga in Charge.
Crime › Re: Photo Of The Man Who Chained His Wife To A Generator In Ogun State by DanseMacabre(m): 1:03am On Apr 18, 2017
RealHaute:
You can chain or handcuff a woman - but she must consent to it. grin
Only the smart ones will understand.
Lol. Via some BDSM ishi abi?
Politics › Re: Assassination Attempt: Dino Melaye Gives Latest Update by DanseMacabre(m): 8:44am On Apr 16, 2017
If only Funsho Williams, Harry Marshall, Ajibola Ige et al had been this lucky to have Boy Scouts contracted to take them out..
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus And Drowns! by DanseMacabre(m): 10:40am On Apr 14, 2017
Him ogunmeh never cook finish,
Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie Elected Into US Academy Of Arts And Science by DanseMacabre(m): 10:16pm On Apr 12, 2017
adeniyi3971:
After Wole Soyinka!... nice work tho
Lol. You couldn't just resist the caveat, could you?
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Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie Elected Into US Academy Of Arts And Science by DanseMacabre(m): 10:12pm On Apr 12, 2017
BUTCHCASSIDY:
The Oyinbos always welvome talented individuals no matter their backgrounds. If you are talented and hard working you will always have a home with them. Unlike this shithole. If it were in Nigeria her tribe alone or her religious affiliation is enoigh to deny her any serious recognition
For every strict rule there's an exception, but you couldn't have said it better.
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