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Culture › Re: What Are Your Superstitious Beliefs? by DanseMacabre(op): 2:32pm On Apr 24, 2020
JasonJidenna:
It's just one of those silly superstitious beliefs spread by one snuff taking old man.
grin grin maybe one day I'll give someone money to try it in my presence. Some of these things are quite difficult to suppress though.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Calls Out Oby Ezekwesili, Says God Will Turn Her Evil To Good by DanseMacabre(m): 2:28pm On Apr 24, 2020
grin

This is the exemplification of kicking a wo man while s he is down.
Celebrities › Re: “See My Flat Ass, Thank God For Surgery” - Tonto Dikeh Shares Throwback Photo by DanseMacabre(m): 2:26pm On Apr 24, 2020
And your dark skin too.

Thank God for bleaching creams. undecided
Crime › Re: Herdsmen And Their Cows Chased Out Of Ekiti By Amotekun (Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:24pm On Apr 24, 2020
Jack500:
Wow! That's nice, Amotekun is here to stay.

I can see one dumb head there asking if they are harmed, no! They should face armed herdsmen with stick and stones.

To hell with herdsmen and their sympathizers.

Amotekun stays
Armed, you mean. No offence.
Culture › Re: What Are Your Superstitious Beliefs? by DanseMacabre(op): 2:23pm On Apr 24, 2020
Firstnebo:
I do not have any superstitious beliefs. I try to find the core meaning behind some superstitions around me.

For example (1) In a book of collected poems, I read a superstition that says it's a taboo to sleep with your legs towards the door. After sometimes I discovered the core meaning why the superstition was developed.

If you lie with your head towards the door, it becomes easier for you to stand up and charge against any danger coming through the door than it would be for you if you slept with your legs towards the door.

(2) Also I know a village that doesn't kill or eat fishes in a particular stream. They eat fishes in other streams in the village but never in that particular stream.

They say if you eat the fish the goddess of the stream will visit you with sickness or death. After checking for sometime I discovered the reason behind the superstition.

That stream is the one closest to home. It's their major source of domestic water use, including cooking and drinking. So they developed the superstition to keep people from dirtying the stream and therefore keep it clean for continued domestic use.
Number 1, I admit, this is a first time of hearing this one. Your explanation seems quite logical.

Number 2 is a bit common in riverine areas.

And yes, some of these superstitions and 'myths' have quite rational origins. I too am curious about myths and cultures. So much so that from one's tribal name, I can hazard a guess as to your ethnicity. I've become quite proficient at it.
Culture › Re: What Are Your Superstitious Beliefs? by DanseMacabre(op): 2:18pm On Apr 24, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Had this superstitious believe as a teenager then and it almost landed me into trouble.


My friends told me that if I go to the market and place my head in-between my legs, I will see different spirts walking.

So I went to Ekpan market to experience it first hand, I got there and quickly place my big head in-between my legs,

Lo and behold, I saw NOTHING... I continued, hoping to see spirits but I was brought back to reality with some harsh words by those meat sellers...

"Dis small boy don kolo oh, who do am?"

Another one said, "Na idiot wen dey try peep woman pant"
Lol that's true! Omo, till I never fit gather liver do this one o.
Crime › Re: Husband Kills Wife In Jigawa For Denying Him Sex Days After Their Wedding by DanseMacabre(m):
E fit be say na forced marriage. undecided

I guess in this case, if asked to choose between rape and murder, rape is the lesser of the two evils.

Before una hang am, men wan do sendforth for am.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Armed Protesters In Camo Demonstrate Against Stay-At-Home Orders In Kansas, US by DanseMacabre(m): 1:05pm On Apr 24, 2020
HeadShot:
Happening in a country that recorded 2400k deaths in 24 hours.......

Breathtaking
Honestly bro these people no get problem. Hunger na the least of their problems.
Culture › Re: What Are Your Superstitious Beliefs? by DanseMacabre(op): 1:02pm On Apr 24, 2020
DabuIIIT:
Wey popcorn abeg...
Here you go bro...

Crime › Re: Police Arrests Killers Of Kaduna Seminarian Michael Nnadi by DanseMacabre(m): 12:24pm On Apr 24, 2020
At long last.

We hope that they're the real culprits though, because Nigeria police fit torture you till you claim say na you cause World War by assassinating Archduke Franz Ferdinand. undecided
Culture › What Are Your Superstitious Beliefs? by DanseMacabre(op): 12:22pm On Apr 24, 2020
Superstition plays a huge role in our lives as Africans. Of course non-Africans have these beliefs as well, but for most Europeans and Americans, these beliefs are merely ceremonial - such as keeping a rabbit's paw for good luck, not walking underneath a ladder, or refusing to strike three matchsticks in succession.

As Africans however, superstition is part of our culture and sometimes it determines how one lives one's life, sometimes even influencing one's
action or reaction to given situations.

I'm from the Southeast, and here are a few superstitions associated with my culture:

1. To hit the left foot on a stone or any object signifies bad luck, while the right signifies goodluck.

2. It is taboo to call a snake by that appellation after nightfall. You rather say 'rope'. My mom, a bona fide born-again Christian, is guilty of this. grin

3. It is believed that whistling after dark attracts spirits.

So in a nutshell, what are the superstitions associated with your culture?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Suggest Injection Of Disinfectant And Heating Up Patient As Cure For Covid by DanseMacabre(m): 7:54am On Apr 24, 2020
grin

This is stupidity of the highest order.
Crime › Re: Rivers State Taskforce Kills Policewoman (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:51am On Apr 24, 2020
Nawa o.
Romance › Re: Man's Testicles Got Stock In A Chair During Chair Sëx Position With Lover (VIDEO by DanseMacabre(m): 7:49am On Apr 24, 2020
grin
Romance › Re: Did She Have S*x With Him?(photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:43am On Apr 24, 2020
Why you go open her messageshuh

Back to your question, dem tell you say imam catch fire, you still dey ask whether him bia-bia (beard) follow burn.
Family › Re: Someone Pregnanted My Sister And Denied by DanseMacabre(m): 7:40am On Apr 24, 2020
bigmodo:
na dem. Judas category.
You come be wetinhuh


Jesus categoryhuh
Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: The Dream I Had About Abba Kyari And My Last Contact With Him by DanseMacabre(m): 7:34am On Apr 24, 2020
grin

At this point I think Femi needs to be testeď for COVIK 1-9. sad
Family › Re: Someone Pregnanted My Sister And Denied by DanseMacabre(m): 7:32am On Apr 24, 2020
Impregnated. undecided
Politics › Re: Lockdown: Gov. Ikpeazu Weeps, Tells Abians 'i'm Touched By Your Pains' by DanseMacabre(m): 6:26pm On Apr 23, 2020
Mugus go still fall for this one o.. grin grin
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo by DanseMacabre(m): 6:23pm On Apr 23, 2020
You look like say you go sabi give head o. undecided
Politics › Re: Nigerian Governments: Are They Foolish, Wicked Or just Stupid? by DanseMacabre(m): 6:17pm On Apr 23, 2020
Wicked, foolish and stupidhuh

Only three adjectiveshuh

Lemme help you with some more.


4. Clueless.

5. Insensitive.

6. Selfish.

7. Greedy.

8. Fantastically Corrupt.

9. Rudderless.

10. Disorganised.

Politics › Re: Lockdown: Sowore Launches Pots Pan Protest (PPP) Against Buhari (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:34pm On Apr 23, 2020
Yujin:
Lol. Black people are funny. They want change but are not ready to die for it. Chai... O sumi lenu!
Lol hunger go kill enough people no worry. We go bang our pots well well. grin
Romance › Re: Social Distancing Between A Bride And Groom On Their Wedding Day by DanseMacabre(m): 1:03pm On Apr 23, 2020
Shey dem go observe am when dem dey consummate the marriagehuh
Romance › Re: Men Love Sex Than Women,why Can't They Control Their Sexual Urge by DanseMacabre(m): 1:01pm On Apr 23, 2020
You just have a randy neighbour.
Politics › Re: Lockdown: Sowore Launches Pots Pan Protest (PPP) Against Buhari (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:55pm On Apr 23, 2020
grin

Sowore don change tactics...say na sit-at-home protest, bang your pots at noon.

Las las na people wey dey stay face-me-I-face-you go bear the brunt of all the clanging.

Audio revolution.

Business › Re: Man Returns N100k He Found By The Roadside (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:52pm On Apr 23, 2020
Deepfeel:
Who are you?
Somebody.
Crime › Re: She Committed Suicide, Lagos Couple Arrested For The Death Of Their Housemaid. by DanseMacabre(m): 12:23pm On Apr 23, 2020
Nawa o.

Law enforcement agents should use their head.

Our courts are not working for now.

Even prisons are being depopulated presently.

One shot to each head and bury them in a shallow grave. undecided
Business › Re: Man Returns N100k He Found By The Roadside (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:23pm On Apr 23, 2020
Deepfeel:
Imagine, if it was a man from Ibadan that picked that money?
Who be this manhuh

Christianity Etc › Re: 'extension Of Lockdown Will Cause Riot, Protest In The Country - Primate Ayodele by DanseMacabre(m): 12:12pm On Apr 23, 2020
This is hate speech. DSS should pick him up. grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Black Men Hate Giving Their Women A Head by DanseMacabre(m): 12:08pm On Apr 23, 2020
We dey chop, but e gats to be germ free and non-smelly. undecided
Business › Re: Man Returns N100k He Found By The Roadside (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:05pm On Apr 23, 2020
grin

The madam just lucky say no be person wey HUNVIK 1-9 don scatterbalance.

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