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Crime › Re: Police Inspector Attached To Imo Govt House Found Dead by DanseMacabre(m): 1:05pm On Apr 28, 2020
I feel bad for saying this but every Nigerian policeman dead or alive can kiss my balls. undecided
Food › Re: Covid-19 Palliative In Gwagwalada Abuja; Here's My Own Share by DanseMacabre(m):
GOFRONT:
Chaiii.....Nigerians.

Our leaders have so much programmed us to live in penury to the extent we accept crumb from them and later console ourselves with "It is better than nothing"....


Chaii.....Na who we offend??
It's quite tragic bro but that's the reality.

This one better pass eba and egusi wey Ikpeazu dey share for Abia.

E better pass stone stone rise wey Dapo Abiodun share give him people.

Better pass green rice way FG distribute give people for SW. Etc etc.
Food › Re: Covid-19 Palliative In Gwagwalada Abuja; Here's My Own Share by DanseMacabre(m): 12:57pm On Apr 28, 2020
FCTA you mean.

Going by our ridiculous amd mediocre standards, it's commendable.
Romance › Re: Girls That I've Forgotten Suddenly Remembered Me by DanseMacabre(m): 12:51pm On Apr 28, 2020
Invite the three of them come house make una run foursome. The more the merrier.
Romance › Re: Man Marries Wife's Bestfriend As Wife Says She Wants More Time With Her (Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:47pm On Apr 28, 2020
This man no well. Overwisdom and excesssense dey worry am.
Politics › Re: What Do You Think Is The Problem With Nigeria? Drop Your Opinions. by DanseMacabre(m): 12:44pm On Apr 28, 2020
Yenefer:
Ignos
Can you see that your hate is clouding up your ability to think rationallyhuh
Politics › Re: Punch Under Attack Over Unethical Practice - Columnist Admits Error,indiscretion by DanseMacabre(m): 12:27pm On Apr 28, 2020
So what exactly is the aged SAN's issuehuh Is Keyamo not a SANhuh Was the SAN title denigrated and even if it was, what's the big dealhuh


Abeg.
Romance › Re: This Guy Just Got Disgraced Live On Radio By His Imaginary Girlfriend by DanseMacabre(m): 12:08pm On Apr 28, 2020
Joel na simp! grin grin

While IK aka Nelly na alpha male. grin
Health › Re: Kano Infectious Disease Operational Vehicle by DanseMacabre(m): 12:05pm On Apr 28, 2020
If dem carry this kind vehicle carry you forget am you don get the virus be that.
Career › Re: My Journey Into Yahoo Plus, How It All Started In Details by DanseMacabre(m):
Say na money ritual. Even if na chewing stick you dey sell you go blow.

That right there is Yahoo + for you.

But OP, is this story copiedhuh Went to look for the maga's pic on your DP, but saw nothing. sad
Romance › Re: Some Girls Are Heartless by DanseMacabre(m): 10:54am On Apr 28, 2020
To be honest though I no know wetin go make me spend 80k on woman way no be my wife. In the past yes, but now I die standing.


After na these same idiots go come here dey disturb person with alpha male BS.


Say the guy dey prepare to comot as the girl carry microphone. Na that one gimme laugh pass.
Celebrities › Re: “from DM To Getting Married To Building A Family” – Lovely Husband Writes by DanseMacabre(m): 10:48am On Apr 28, 2020
Great. She fat tho. undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: SA To Pay Unemployed Foreign Nationals Coronavirus Grant, Including Nigerians by DanseMacabre(m): 10:46am On Apr 28, 2020
Buhari are you seeinghuh
Politics › Re: Nigeria Population: 1921 Census By Oxford University by DanseMacabre(m): 10:42am On Apr 28, 2020
Lol. Lemme just reserve this space for reading comments.

OP is definitely not from the SE tho...
Family › Re: To Avoid ‘admin Please Hide My ID’- Don’t Marry These Guys by DanseMacabre(m): 10:38am On Apr 28, 2020
I guess they can marry the 'panel-beater' who'd turn them to a punching bag then. Your list no complete o.
Health › Re: Viral Video Of Kano Streets Being Fumigated Along With Humans by DanseMacabre(m): 10:34am On Apr 28, 2020
grin

Abooki na ab0ki.

No be curse o. grin
Crime › Re: Police In Anambra Arrest Men Specialised In Stealing Cement by DanseMacabre(m): 10:32am On Apr 28, 2020
Crime no fit that one for extreme right. Him for be actor or model. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Lays In Coffin In New Photos As He Speaks About Death by DanseMacabre(m): 10:30am On Apr 28, 2020
It seems Charley Man is addicted to controversy.

Everything is correct. You don't have to pose in a coffin to buttress it. undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Shown Me The Cure For Coronavirus – Nigerian Prophetess (video) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:27am On Apr 28, 2020
Obviously MPD. Maybe delusions of grandeur too.
Politics › Re: Charles Grassley Vs EFCC On Abacha's $300m Loot by DanseMacabre(m): 10:25am On Apr 28, 2020
It's no news that the EFCC under Major General Bullhari (retd) is nothing other than a machinery for witchhunting perceived political opponents.


Nothing can flourish under the lifeless one
Nairaland General › Re: Thank You To The Nairalander That Saved My Life by DanseMacabre(m): 10:20am On Apr 28, 2020
Lilisticlili:
ok i have modified it, i was just being honest.
It's all good.
Politics › Re: Adeola Samuel-Ilori: Controversy As NBA Disowns Lagos Lawyer And Critic by DanseMacabre(m): 10:19am On Apr 28, 2020
E better to be fake lawyer sha. No be for this country person go don operate clinic/hospital for twenty years dey even nack surgery on top before dem go bust am? Lawyer own better na.
Nairaland General › Re: Thank You To The Nairalander That Saved My Life by DanseMacabre(m): 10:14am On Apr 28, 2020
No need to use their real names na...
Celebrities › Re: 'I Want To F×ck!!' Sex Starved Lady Cries Out Amids Lockdown by DanseMacabre(m): 9:59am On Apr 28, 2020
Agbaya oshi.
Education › Re: Final-Year Medical Student Seeks Help Of N4.6m Online For Tuition Fees (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:44am On Apr 28, 2020
Ah fit swear say na nairalander she be. undecided
Health › Re: COVID-19: Nasarawa Records Index case by DanseMacabre(m): 9:36am On Apr 28, 2020
States are waiting for people to die or exhibit symptoms before testing, forgetting that most carriers are asymptomatic.


Naija sef.
Health › Re: Face Masks Made Of Clothes Don’t Prevent You From Contracting Disease – NAFDAC by DanseMacabre(m): 9:34am On Apr 28, 2020
The part I don't understand is saying that if you can put off a cigarette lighter while wearing the mask, then it is safe enough.

Isn't ii supposed to be the other way roundhuh
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pentagon Declassifies Navy Videos That Purportedly Show Ufos by DanseMacabre(m): 9:27am On Apr 28, 2020
Reading...
Romance › Re: I Was Raped Before My Husband And He Wants To Divorce Me Because I Enjoyed It – by DanseMacabre(m): 8:49am On Apr 28, 2020
4teeron:
It maybe a makeup story or not but I think sex have gone beyond the old eras, things changes so fast I remembered vividly it took a new born baby days before eyes open but now immediately you gave birth eyes comes out wide open I remember when white pills (name unknown) used to poison rats but prepare that now rats will still survive. I feel the Man pains only few men can stay committed after witnessing their wife raped but for the woman to claim orgasm during rape it can actually happened. Even though the man divorce her and marry another he should try to up his games in the other room.
Indocid brother, Indocid. grin
Romance › Re: My Wife's Sister Wants Me To Sleep With Her. by DanseMacabre(m): 8:42am On Apr 28, 2020
Oga forget all this naysayers here.

Chop and clean mouth.

All's well that ends well though.
Education › Re: What Do You Understand By All Is Fair In Love And War. by DanseMacabre(m): 8:35am On Apr 28, 2020
It simply means that in war, any measure you take against your opponent is 'fair', even if it goes against established conventions. E.g. the blockade and ensuing starvation of Biafrans during the Nigerian civil war.

Same for love. Any measure you take to win or sustain a crush's love, no matter how irrational it might seem, can be justified. I think this quote is attributed to Count Leo Tolstoy, but I can't be too sure.
Politics › Re: Did NCDC Lie About Tinubu's COVID-19 Status? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:30am On Apr 28, 2020
So even if they lied, what in seven hells do you want us to do 'bout ithuh

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