Crime › Re: Police Inspector Attached To Imo Govt House Found Dead by DanseMacabre(m): 1:05pm On Apr 28, 2020 |
I feel bad for saying this but every Nigerian policeman dead or alive can kiss my balls.  |
Food › Re: Covid-19 Palliative In Gwagwalada Abuja; Here's My Own Share by DanseMacabre(m): 1:01pm On Apr 28, 2020*. Modified: 10:05pm On Apr 30, 2020 |
GOFRONT: Chaiii.....Nigerians.
Our leaders have so much programmed us to live in penury to the extent we accept crumb from them and later console ourselves with "It is better than nothing"....
Chaii.....Na who we offend?? It's quite tragic bro but that's the reality. This one better pass eba and egusi wey Ikpeazu dey share for Abia. E better pass stone stone rise wey Dapo Abiodun share give him people. Better pass green rice way FG distribute give people for SW. Etc etc. |
Food › Re: Covid-19 Palliative In Gwagwalada Abuja; Here's My Own Share by DanseMacabre(m): 12:57pm On Apr 28, 2020 |
FCTA you mean.
Going by our ridiculous amd mediocre standards, it's commendable. |
Romance › Re: Girls That I've Forgotten Suddenly Remembered Me by DanseMacabre(m): 12:51pm On Apr 28, 2020 |
Invite the three of them come house make una run foursome. The more the merrier. |
Romance › Re: Man Marries Wife's Bestfriend As Wife Says She Wants More Time With Her (Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:47pm On Apr 28, 2020 |
This man no well. Overwisdom and excesssense dey worry am. |
Politics › Re: What Do You Think Is The Problem With Nigeria? Drop Your Opinions. by DanseMacabre(m): 12:44pm On Apr 28, 2020 |
Yenefer: Ignos Can you see that your hate is clouding up your ability to think rationally  |
Politics › Re: Punch Under Attack Over Unethical Practice - Columnist Admits Error,indiscretion by DanseMacabre(m): 12:27pm On Apr 28, 2020 |
So what exactly is the aged SAN's issue  Is Keyamo not a SAN  Was the SAN title denigrated and even if it was, what's the big deal  Abeg. |
Romance › Re: This Guy Just Got Disgraced Live On Radio By His Imaginary Girlfriend by DanseMacabre(m): 12:08pm On Apr 28, 2020 |
Joel na simp!  While IK aka Nelly na alpha male.  |
Health › Re: Kano Infectious Disease Operational Vehicle by DanseMacabre(m): 12:05pm On Apr 28, 2020 |
If dem carry this kind vehicle carry you forget am you don get the virus be that. |
Career › Re: My Journey Into Yahoo Plus, How It All Started In Details by DanseMacabre(m): 11:12am On Apr 28, 2020*. Modified: 11:28am On Apr 28, 2020 |
Say na money ritual. Even if na chewing stick you dey sell you go blow. That right there is Yahoo + for you. But OP, is this story copied  Went to look for the maga's pic on your DP, but saw nothing.  |
Romance › Re: Some Girls Are Heartless by DanseMacabre(m): 10:54am On Apr 28, 2020 |
To be honest though I no know wetin go make me spend 80k on woman way no be my wife. In the past yes, but now I die standing.
After na these same idiots go come here dey disturb person with alpha male BS.
Say the guy dey prepare to comot as the girl carry microphone. Na that one gimme laugh pass. |
Celebrities › Re: “from DM To Getting Married To Building A Family” – Lovely Husband Writes by DanseMacabre(m): 10:48am On Apr 28, 2020 |
Great. She fat tho.  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: SA To Pay Unemployed Foreign Nationals Coronavirus Grant, Including Nigerians by DanseMacabre(m): 10:46am On Apr 28, 2020 |
Buhari are you seeing  |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Population: 1921 Census By Oxford University by DanseMacabre(m): 10:42am On Apr 28, 2020 |
Lol. Lemme just reserve this space for reading comments.
OP is definitely not from the SE tho... |
Family › Re: To Avoid ‘admin Please Hide My ID’- Don’t Marry These Guys by DanseMacabre(m): 10:38am On Apr 28, 2020 |
I guess they can marry the 'panel-beater' who'd turn them to a punching bag then. Your list no complete o. |
Health › Re: Viral Video Of Kano Streets Being Fumigated Along With Humans by DanseMacabre(m): 10:34am On Apr 28, 2020 |
 Abooki na ab0ki. No be curse o.  |
Crime › Re: Police In Anambra Arrest Men Specialised In Stealing Cement by DanseMacabre(m): 10:32am On Apr 28, 2020 |
Crime no fit that one for extreme right. Him for be actor or model.  |
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Lays In Coffin In New Photos As He Speaks About Death by DanseMacabre(m): 10:30am On Apr 28, 2020 |
It seems Charley Man is addicted to controversy. Everything is correct. You don't have to pose in a coffin to buttress it.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Shown Me The Cure For Coronavirus – Nigerian Prophetess (video) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:27am On Apr 28, 2020 |
Obviously MPD. Maybe delusions of grandeur too. |
Politics › Re: Charles Grassley Vs EFCC On Abacha's $300m Loot by DanseMacabre(m): 10:25am On Apr 28, 2020 |
It's no news that the EFCC under Major General Bullhari (retd) is nothing other than a machinery for witchhunting perceived political opponents.
Nothing can flourish under the lifeless one |
Nairaland General › Re: Thank You To The Nairalander That Saved My Life by DanseMacabre(m): 10:20am On Apr 28, 2020 |
Lilisticlili: ok i have modified it, i was just being honest. It's all good. |
Politics › Re: Adeola Samuel-Ilori: Controversy As NBA Disowns Lagos Lawyer And Critic by DanseMacabre(m): 10:19am On Apr 28, 2020 |
E better to be fake lawyer sha. No be for this country person go don operate clinic/hospital for twenty years dey even nack surgery on top before dem go bust am? Lawyer own better na. |
Nairaland General › Re: Thank You To The Nairalander That Saved My Life by DanseMacabre(m): 10:14am On Apr 28, 2020 |
No need to use their real names na... |
Celebrities › Re: 'I Want To F×ck!!' Sex Starved Lady Cries Out Amids Lockdown by DanseMacabre(m): 9:59am On Apr 28, 2020 |
Agbaya oshi. |
Education › Re: Final-Year Medical Student Seeks Help Of N4.6m Online For Tuition Fees (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:44am On Apr 28, 2020 |
Ah fit swear say na nairalander she be.  |
Health › Re: COVID-19: Nasarawa Records Index case by DanseMacabre(m): 9:36am On Apr 28, 2020 |
States are waiting for people to die or exhibit symptoms before testing, forgetting that most carriers are asymptomatic.
Naija sef. |
Health › Re: Face Masks Made Of Clothes Don’t Prevent You From Contracting Disease – NAFDAC by DanseMacabre(m): 9:34am On Apr 28, 2020 |
The part I don't understand is saying that if you can put off a cigarette lighter while wearing the mask, then it is safe enough. Isn't ii supposed to be the other way round  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pentagon Declassifies Navy Videos That Purportedly Show Ufos by DanseMacabre(m): 9:27am On Apr 28, 2020 |
Reading... |
Romance › Re: I Was Raped Before My Husband And He Wants To Divorce Me Because I Enjoyed It – by DanseMacabre(m): 8:49am On Apr 28, 2020 |
4teeron: It maybe a makeup story or not but I think sex have gone beyond the old eras, things changes so fast I remembered vividly it took a new born baby days before eyes open but now immediately you gave birth eyes comes out wide open I remember when white pills (name unknown) used to poison rats but prepare that now rats will still survive. I feel the Man pains only few men can stay committed after witnessing their wife raped but for the woman to claim orgasm during rape it can actually happened. Even though the man divorce her and marry another he should try to up his games in the other room. Indocid brother, Indocid.  |
Romance › Re: My Wife's Sister Wants Me To Sleep With Her. by DanseMacabre(m): 8:42am On Apr 28, 2020 |
Oga forget all this naysayers here.
Chop and clean mouth.
All's well that ends well though. |
Education › Re: What Do You Understand By All Is Fair In Love And War. by DanseMacabre(m): 8:35am On Apr 28, 2020 |
It simply means that in war, any measure you take against your opponent is 'fair', even if it goes against established conventions. E.g. the blockade and ensuing starvation of Biafrans during the Nigerian civil war.
Same for love. Any measure you take to win or sustain a crush's love, no matter how irrational it might seem, can be justified. I think this quote is attributed to Count Leo Tolstoy, but I can't be too sure. |
Politics › Re: Did NCDC Lie About Tinubu's COVID-19 Status? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:30am On Apr 28, 2020 |
So even if they lied, what in seven hells do you want us to do 'bout it  |