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Family › Re: I Made The Worst Mistake Of My Life by DanseMacabre(m): 8:23am On Apr 28, 2020
This is heavy o. I think you should look for a way to develop yourself so that you can make something for yourself rather than depending on anybody.

Your mom is basically minus one, your aunt has no fault, she's simply paying you back in your own coin and owes you nothing. In fact nobody, other than your mom, owes you anything at all. The sooner you understand that, the better for you.


You're only still 20, so the world can be what you make it.

On the other hand though, if you really wanna commit suicide, I'll advise you to go the way of barbiturates overdose. The most painless way. Bless.
Health › Re: 64 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 1337, 255 Discharged, 40 Deaths by DanseMacabre(m): 11:57pm On Apr 27, 2020
Nawa o.

There's one thing I'm hundred percent sure of. Kano is well over 500 cases now.
Food › Re: My Company And I Will Be Giving Out Cash Tonight by DanseMacabre(m): 9:30pm On Apr 27, 2020
So if it's going to be private why announce it herehuh
Politics › Re: Who Else Realize That BUHARI Speech Wasn't Live?, It Was Recorded And Edited!! by DanseMacabre(m): 9:29pm On Apr 27, 2020
This is like saying you just discovered that Buhari is a wicked, heartless and nepotistic leader whose only achievement is coming on air intermittently to prove that he's still alive.

In other words, no news.
Politics › Re: I Visited Wikipedia To Search For Nnamdi Kanu's Rumoured Death And I Found This( by DanseMacabre(m): 9:21pm On Apr 27, 2020
I no know wetin una dey worry una sef for o. Death be like belle, dem no dey hide am.

Chill the fvck out.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Donates 16 Trailers Of Food Items, PPE To Kano State by DanseMacabre(m): 9:06pm On Apr 27, 2020
Great gesture.


One can only hope that the food items, especially the grains are not the ones that have been inside Customs warehouse since Obasanjo's first regime as Head of State.


Oh okay, na those ones dem send go Southwest.
Politics › Re: 4th Of May : Where Will You Go To First? by DanseMacabre(m): 9:05pm On Apr 27, 2020
This question is strictly for Lagos, ABJ and Ogun residents, I would think, and going from the undercurrents in Buhari's speech, not all of them at that.
Politics › Re: [BREAKING] Akerele: Gov Obaseki Sacks All Political Appointees by DanseMacabre(m): 8:58pm On Apr 27, 2020
Wawu.


So how does sacking them entail 'weeding out' loyalists of the resigned COShuh


So person no fit jejely resign againhuh


So who go look this pic finish tell me say Obaseki no be Indian hemp smokerhuh
Crime › Re: Three Sisters Drown In Ebonyi River (Graphic Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:49pm On Apr 27, 2020
More recently Ebonyi is always in the news for the wrongest of reasons...Umahi fit sentence person wey report this one to death now.
Politics › Re: Opinion:Buhari Vs Trump Who Address An Audiance Better by DanseMacabre(m): 8:37pm On Apr 27, 2020
Let's do it the old way. Like for Trump, share for Bullharri. undecided
Politics › Re: Did Buhari’s Presidential Address Today Inspire You? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:30pm On Apr 27, 2020
Can someone as lifeless as the retired general inspire anyonehuh


Does he even look inspired reading the speechhuh
Politics › Re: Buhari Imposes Total Lockdown On Kano For Two Weeks by DanseMacabre(m): 8:28pm On Apr 27, 2020
Lockdown without testinghuh General Buhari should fvck off abeg.
Politics › Re: What Does The New Flags Represents by DanseMacabre(m): 8:22pm On Apr 27, 2020
Eez flag of Cuba. undecided
Politics › Re: Full Text: President Buhari's Address On COVID-19 Lockdown On 27th April, 2020 by DanseMacabre(m):
Bullhari can fvck off for all I care. Make I catch am one on one for streets make him see.

Politics › Re: Full Text: President Buhari's Address On COVID-19 Lockdown On 27th April, 2020 by DanseMacabre(m): 8:15pm On Apr 27, 2020
grin

Buhari can go to hell for all I care. undecided
Romance › Re: God Help Me Am In Soup by DanseMacabre(m): 7:31pm On Apr 27, 2020
grin grin

You be correct man. Don't mind the haters.

Crime › Re: Woman Makes A Warning Poster For Husband's Sidechick (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:26pm On Apr 27, 2020
grin

Plus the woman, the sidechick, the woman's husband, the graphic artist who designed the poster, all of una dey mad.
Politics › Re: See A Chieftain Of APC On Channels Television by DanseMacabre(m): 7:24pm On Apr 27, 2020
Nothing good can ever come out of APC. Never.
Science/Technology › Re: Africa’s Sahara ‘Most Dangerous Place On Earth’ 100 Million Years Ago (Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:22pm On Apr 27, 2020
Africa is still the most dangerous place on earth. Just that now it's human predators, but all the more bloodthirsty.
Health › Re: Lagos Discharges 15 More COVID-19 Patients by DanseMacabre(m): 7:20pm On Apr 27, 2020
All these numbers sef don confuse me finish. Tomorrow dem go still announce another hundred infected. embarassed
Culture › Re: Illegal deposed, and the Dethroned Emir Of Kano The Cause Of Mystery Death by DanseMacabre(m): 7:14pm On Apr 27, 2020
This has got to be the moat harebrained assertion ever on Nairaland.
Romance › Re: The Effects Of Redpills. by DanseMacabre(m): 7:06pm On Apr 27, 2020
So your ambition in life is to be blocking women on social mediahuh
Health › Re: BREAKING: Raymond Dokpesi Jnr Tests Positive For Coronavirus by DanseMacabre(m): 7:00pm On Apr 27, 2020
Wallahi I confuse small for your reportage o. Na the papa abi the sonhuh
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Most Beautiful Girls Are Confuse? by DanseMacabre(m): 6:58pm On Apr 27, 2020
Easybela:
undecided same way fair and handsome guys are always broke
Lol. I'm one sha...true for me.
Health › Re: My Cousin Is 18 Years Old And Hasn't Started Menstruation by DanseMacabre(m): 6:54pm On Apr 27, 2020
Wetin concern us with your cousin menseshuh

Christianity Etc › Re: Is God A Homosexual? by DanseMacabre(m): 9:06am On Apr 27, 2020
geoworldedu:
If you smoke don't think we all do. Did u not see my reason for creating the thread? If 3 males are living together for eons, not wanting to get married what do you think their neighbours, families and friends will think about them? Imagine, God of all people is still a bachelor for so long a year. undecided Does this not bother you? undecided
So you no smokehuh


E worse o. Na im be say na non compos mentis dey beckon so o.

So Devil too na homo nahuh grin
Romance › Re: Twitter User Gets Dragged For Calling Her Father An Animal by DanseMacabre(m): 9:04am On Apr 27, 2020
Now this is clout-chasing on an extraterrestial level...



Omo, after woman fear God.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God A Homosexual? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:55am On Apr 27, 2020
grin grin

Morning glory wey this one smoke don dey lie gi am.
Celebrities › Re: Chinese Veteran Actor, Jet Li Clocks 57 Today (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:01am On Apr 27, 2020
Jet Li don old o...
Health › Re: Revealing : The Real Truth About Corona Virus And Its Components by DanseMacabre(m): 1:00am On Apr 27, 2020
Lol is this a chat between WHO president (?) and U.S CDC chairman?
Politics › Re: 91 New Coronavirus Cases Reported. Total 1273. 239 discharged. 40 deaths by DanseMacabre(m): 12:41am On Apr 27, 2020
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You still dey learn work. Anyone who falls for this is not fit to be called 'human'.

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