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Oh, so the story finally comes out.

I go ask una, 'shey the food do una, abi make I tidy more sharp sharp, abeg e no go waste time.'

They're actually the best to date: no opening of branch office on your head, no hassles, no unwarranted drama, and best of all, mind-blowing sex.

When I saw 'Adeboye', I thought it was a CBN official. Now I know better.

Mariinee:
I am a muslim.

Tell me something I don't know, then.

almsofgold:
you're a criminal

As they say, opinions are like arseholes, every one is entitled to his/her own.

Mariinee:
It is totally okay? Tell me something I don't know.

Oh. I guess I should have added the disclaimer: From a Muslim's POV.

Mariinee:
As a muslim, why would you wanna marry a xtian in the first place? It brings about conflict.

As a Muslim male, it's totally okay for him to marry a Christian woman, but it is forbidden for a Muslim woman to marry a Christian man; it is tantamount to apostasy for them. I wonder what sort of advice the fellow seeks.

naijastoryz:
shit they happen sometimes na

Bro this one pass shiit o. Be like na this one dem dey call holy shiit.

biacan:
f

For fuckery.

This one weak me, Allah.

GavelSlam:
Back to his vomit.
The hunger is real.

Lol.

This is a rather chauvinistic and outrightly fallacious treatise.

Let me point out just one flaw: if women get more emotionally attached during sex (or equate sex with love as your post so aptly captures it), then why don't prostitutes fall in love with all [or to be fair, most of] the guys they have sex with?


The sooner guys get to accept that women share exactly the same sexual cravings, desires and fantasies they have, the better for them. This is because you'll stop thinking of your climax alone and start thinking of how to get your woman sexually satisfied so she doesn't cheat on you in the first place.

At the end it's different strokes for different folks.

I know parents who believed in corporal punishment as the only means to discipline, but the kids ended up becoming hardened by the punishment and turned out to be rogues; as well as families who believed in dialogue with the kids, and they turned out right as rain. The same goes vice versa. I think it's all about striking a balance, but most importantly, let the kids feel loved and wanted. Everything else would pan out around that.

Mtchew. All these semi-literate objectified bimbos dishing out unsolicited advice. So which one better, singleness or marriagehood

Hope they will still not come and open thread on nairaland to say that they bought Aba-made

VulgarVulvas:
Time to man the harpoons

Hahahahahahahaha. You're a thinking man, my friend. If no be say I broke I for order one bottle of your poison for you.

Lol. The first time I became aware of the name was a couple of weeks ago, in relation to some public statement on Buhari; the second time I saw it was to learn that he'd been sacked. I strongly doubt that the two incidents are unconnected.


Btw, is it just my eyes, or does the hapless nigga bear a passing resemblance to Don Jazzy?

Royal155:
His point is that he is looking for a motivation and encouragement for his masturbation habit

Ah. I see now.

As a wise sexy middle-aged Afghan blanket weaver once opined, 'easier said than done.'

Olaniyi...

AuroraB:
Jolly good siggy you got

A jolly good fellow I am, if you take away the occasional bout of depression.

Besides, I think the fellow who'd wake up every morning to the goddess of sunrise beside him would be a thousand times jollier.

thedondada:
This your moniker sef

Valar morghulis

Lol. That is for certain, man. It's a debt all men must pay.

AuroraB:
Are you sad? What's your business in his assertion
Guy, if your club lose, no come here dey 'kan ra' na

Don't mind the morafucker, good ma'am.

Adeoba10:
If Para-venture you become a criminal, with the power that makes the sun to rise and set, you will be killed in your first operation. So shall it be....

Common carry your shallow-mindedness away from here before I banter your skull.

OP, it seems you've just been having sex with call girls and glorified runs girls o


Better start searching for true love before it's too late o.

I guess it's all a means to an end.


500 members in two months? Now that's exponential geometrical progression.



E be like say na this church hustle sure pass, even legit pass last last o.

Flood wey no even fit swallow keke tire, that one na flood

I answered your question before you edited your post and asked a question that was in the original post. So since you wanna prevaricate, I'll let you be.

Most likely had hidden ties with Iran or something.


On closer reading, I see that it is on the orders of the crown prince. Eliminating competition, are we? Cool move.

emblem2d:
ok how would you tell the differences psychologically? can one masturbate without thinking of the opposite sex?

What is your point exactly?

Just wait until you've gathered enough liver to approach her.