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 Christianity Etc › Re: Is Fornication And Masturbation Thesame? by DanseMacabre(m): 3:40pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
I would look at it from the angle that fornication can cause pregnancy and STD's, but masturbation can not cause any of these, so they are light years apart.  2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: If Your Town Name Is Joined To Your First Name, What Will You Be Called? by DanseMacabre(m): 3:35pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
Is Ijaw now a village name  Anyway, my village name is virtually unpronounceable and unspellable, so... |
| Family › Re: Girls,change Your Lifestyle!! by DanseMacabre(m): 3:28pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
On your nairaland list or which list again? Anyway, to each his own. |
| Celebrities › Re: Actress Ebube Nwagbo Looks Stunning In New Pictures by DanseMacabre(m): 3:20pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
Am I missing something here Isn't it because she's single and unmarried that she should look stunning 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Will You Fish Your Best Friend Wanted By The Police With A Reward Of #50m by DanseMacabre(m): 3:16pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
50 mill too much na. Even if na 20 mill, I go tie am like that turtle wey been front page yesterday wey dem catch for Badagry abi na where sef? |
| Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Man, 3-year Old Daughter, Police Escort, Abduct Expatriate In Rivers by DanseMacabre(m): 2:47pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
People are just getting increasingly colder by the day. Kidnap the expatriate, kill the policeman, but which one is killing a three-year old girl again kwanu? Rivers of blood. |
| Sports › Re: See Star Players That Were Once Rejected Because Of Body Size (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:44pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
Lmao @ Isco's head being too big for his body. |
| Politics › Re: Corruption: Aisha Buhari And Her Daughter, Zahra Are Also Wailing - Sule Lamido by DanseMacabre(m): 1:29pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
So in other words, you'll rescue us from the abyss of corruption Buhari has plunged us into? The idea is utterly laughable. 22 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Sectional Appointment: Buhari's Attempt To Deceive Nigerians by DanseMacabre(m): 1:26pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
I thought Tonye said he'd left the PDP 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: DJ Fayose: Ekiti State Governor Turns DJ In A Club in Ekiti. Check Out The Video by DanseMacabre(m): 1:13pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
Fayose for President! |
| Politics › Re: BSO Just Took Over From Disbanded BMC by DanseMacabre(m): 1:10pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
| I got a good laugh out of this. I see no reason why anyone shouldn't. 12 Likes |
| Politics › Re: I’m Sure President Buhari Will Run In 2019 – Orji Kalu by DanseMacabre(m): 1:06pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
The fear of EFCC and Daura Secret Services is the beginning of wisdom for Nigerian politicians. |
| Health › Re: I Want To Take My Life Because Of My Stretch Marks. It's Killing My Self Esteem by DanseMacabre(m): 1:03pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
A can of sniper and some centilitres of battery acid will do the trick. |
| TV/Movies › Re: PHOTO: Man Ties A Phone To His Remote Control To Help Him Find It Easily by DanseMacabre(m): 12:57pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
Him for just put SIM card inside the remote na. |
| Family › Re: As A Guy If Your Brother's Wife Raise Her Hand On You, What Will You Do? by DanseMacabre(m): 12:54pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
LuckyLadolce:I can't fathom it either. What's stopping your brother from leaving her? |
| Nairaland General › Re: PICTURED: Akwa Ibom Man Propose To Girlfriend On Her Return From USA by DanseMacabre(m): 12:53pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
Okay so should we print invitation card for them or what |
| Business › Re: PHOTO: Alhaji Muhammad Indimi Gets His 4th Honourary Doctorate Degree by DanseMacabre(m): 12:50pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
sarrki:Lol. Okay, we tap into them, then. |
| Family › Re: As A Guy If Your Brother's Wife Raise Her Hand On You, What Will You Do? by DanseMacabre(m): 12:45pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
She no go recognise the hand as her own again. And OP, male concubines 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Apart From The Benefit Of Sex Do Men Really Need Women?? by DanseMacabre(m): 12:32pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
'Man shall be framed for war, and woman for the entertainment of the warrior. All else is folly.' -Frederick W. Nietzsche. 2 Likes |
| Business › Re: PHOTO: Alhaji Muhammad Indimi Gets His 4th Honourary Doctorate Degree by DanseMacabre(m): 12:28pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
So is this about the honorary degree or the 'stylish' private jet? Clarify so we can know the one to tap into. |
| Crime › Re: Man Who Bagged Ph.D From UK University Killed By Robbers On His Way To Kano.PICS by DanseMacabre(m): 12:20pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
fairfora:Well, until such a time as when we begin to have good leaders, Nigeria remains one of the worst countries in the world to live in. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Some Funny Pics Collections From My Gallery by DanseMacabre(m): 11:28am On Nov 05, 2017 |
Lol @Sheik Yerbouti. Most of the rest aren't really funny though. |
| Career › Re: In Search Of Relevance: The Nigerian Youth In Today’s World by DanseMacabre(m): 11:23am On Nov 05, 2017 |
Great piece bro. but I must warn you, 95% of your target audience won't even have the 'time' to go through this. Personally, I want to ask you, does the 'God' factor really count in view of all the physical, intellectual and practical aspects of your discourse? |
| Romance › Re: Guys Which Do You Prefer Between These Classes Of Women? by DanseMacabre(m): 11:12am On Nov 05, 2017 |
Number One a thousand times over. Sex is overrated. 13 Likes 2 Shares |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Top Countries Sending And Receiving Christian Missionaries by DanseMacabre(m): 11:10am On Nov 05, 2017 |
Who the missionaries epp sef The world keeps turning into a global shiithole by the day, regardless of how religious people claim to be. Who religion eppAnd those ISIS people too, can't they be called missionaries in their own right, afterall aren't they propagating the gospel of Islam, albeit radically? 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: 3.15m Nigerians Face Food Crisis Situation Says New Report by DanseMacabre(m): 11:03am On Nov 05, 2017 |
You people are grossly mistaken. The reality should be ten times that number. Nigerians are hungry. |
| Sports › Re: Forget Joshua, Face Our Hungry Boxers First, Obisia Tells Sports Minister,dalung by DanseMacabre(m): 11:00am On Nov 05, 2017 |
Why Dalung hasn't yet been axed from his job is still one of the biggest mysteries of the Buhari administration. |
| Literature › Re: Soyinka Backtracks On U.S Visit, Returns To Deliver Lectures by DanseMacabre(m): 10:27am On Nov 05, 2017 |
Soyinka lost what little honour he had left since he started hobnobbing with Rotimi Amaechi and the rest of the APC crooks; the same problem that 'pastors' Osinbade and Adesina are now facing. I however will not play the tribal card about Yorubas and their legendary two-facedness for fear of being politically incorrect As that wise septuagenarian Uzbezkistani florist once said, 'sheep wey dey waka with dog go learn to chop shiit.' |
| Politics › Re: Corruption In The Army: Soldier From Operation Lafiya Dole Writes Buhari by DanseMacabre(m): 10:20am On Nov 05, 2017 |
Not to mention the fifth columnists and informers within the army itself. In these times, it is a huge crime if you are in the army and you are: 1. Not of northern extraction. 2. Godfatherless or connectionless. You go die like chicken. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Biafra: President Buhari Hates Igbos Deeply – Amaechi by DanseMacabre(m): 10:08am On Nov 05, 2017 |
ALMUSTAQIM:Who said it was Rotimi Amaechi before You see why some people would call you a zombie and not be incorrect 12 Likes 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Allow My Mother To Die So Young by DanseMacabre(m): 10:02am On Nov 05, 2017 |
Prettyigbochick:No, she hasn't, but I've lost brothers. I still insist that you'll get over it. The only other option is for you to kill yourself and 'follow' her. Do you prefer that? |
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