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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Stabbed To Death In Egypt By 3 Nigerian Students (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:58am On Nov 05, 2017
So na because of Hausa pussy wey plenty for North like ram na im this boy go die on top sohuh


Bet wetin come concern said pussy with the Egyptian pounds and him PlayStation wey dem carryhuh


This one na armed robbery na.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Allow My Mother To Die So Young by DanseMacabre(m): 9:52am On Nov 05, 2017
Prettyigbochick:
that she died young.
You will get over it.
Nairaland General › Re: Checkout These Viral Before And After Make-up Photos (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:47am On Nov 05, 2017
Me when I give up na when my own younger sister pass me, I no fit recognise am. Since then I don swear say I no go toast any girl wey wear makeup again, make person no go toast goat by mistake. angry
Culture › Re: My Life Is A Mess - Please Help Me Fix My Life by DanseMacabre(m): 9:43am On Nov 05, 2017
I will not tell you lie: this your problem, is either extraterrestrial spirits, or your village people are trying to get your attention.
Education › Re: I'm In Lagos Or I'm At Lagos ? by DanseMacabre(m): 9:35am On Nov 05, 2017
In.
Politics › Re: Niger Delta Leaders Backs Avengers by DanseMacabre(m): 9:28am On Nov 05, 2017
Hmmmmm. Dem just wan give Burantashi Buratai excuse to come up with another ridiculous code name. Operation Shark Teeth loading. grin
Celebrities › Re: Actress Eniola Badmus Looking Gorgeous In New Photos by DanseMacabre(m): 9:22am On Nov 05, 2017
She looks like a sperm whale on two feet.
Celebrities › Re: E-money Acquired Brand New Bentley Car(photo+video) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:19am On Nov 05, 2017
Airforce1, person wan thief your job o! Haters e'erywhere. angry grin
Celebrities › Re: "I Didn't Snub You, I’m Shy And Down To Earth” – Onyeka Onwenu Reply Aramide. by DanseMacabre(m): 9:11am On Nov 05, 2017
So I waste time read all this epistle and nothing about Aramide or snubbinghuh
Politics › Re: IPOB Members' Corpses Found In A Bush In Abia - SunNewsOnline by DanseMacabre(m): 8:57am On Nov 05, 2017
One thing is very certain: Buhari will never go unpunished, even to his fifth generation. From the 2011 elections youth corps members to the Shi'ites to IPOB now, innocent blood is too much on his hands/head.
Politics › Re: Dino: Lawmaker With The Highest Number Of Motions And Bills by DanseMacabre(m): 8:37am On Nov 05, 2017
People love to hate him, but truth be told, he's arguably the best senator in the red chamber.
Celebrities › Re: Munachi Abii Celebrates Her 30th Birthday by DanseMacabre(m): 8:32am On Nov 05, 2017
This one try. She no too reduce her age.
Family › Re: Unremorseful Mother Kills Her Two Daughters And Attempted To Kill Her Husband by DanseMacabre(m): 7:48am On Nov 05, 2017
As that wise old Thai babysitter used to say, 'many are mad, but few are roaming.'
Christianity Etc › Re: Can We Pay Tithe On Football Betting Winnings by DanseMacabre(m): 6:55am On Nov 05, 2017
Contemporary pastors will collect tithe from proceeds of even armed robbery and fraud, so why not gambling, a 'lesser sin'?
Celebrities › Re: 'my Talent Is As Big As My Ass' Says Endowed Ghanaian Actress, Moesha Buduong by DanseMacabre(m): 6:47am On Nov 05, 2017
Mariinee:
This one is deluded. Where's the big ass first?
LMAO. I think say na on Sunday person suppose dey get chill pass?
Christianity Etc › Re: Martin Luther King Jnr Had All Night Sex Orgy At A Workshop Before Death-fbi by DanseMacabre(m): 6:45am On Nov 05, 2017
That MLK was promiscuous and had illicit affairs shouldn't be news to a student of history. What should be news is the fact that he was assassinated by the FBI because all these besmirching of his character didn't work and the awareness was only getting stronger, so he just had to be taken out.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Allow My Mother To Die So Young by DanseMacabre(m): 6:27am On Nov 05, 2017
Is the tragedy that your mother died or that she died 'young'?
Christianity Etc › Re: Ten Keys To Raising Godly Children by DanseMacabre(m): 6:24am On Nov 05, 2017
Seun:
From experience, I know that all of the above may not work if you are unable to provide your children with objective evidence for the existence of God and the divine inspiration of the Bible.
You might not know how right you are. From experience too.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ten Keys To Raising Godly Children by DanseMacabre(m): 6:17am On Nov 05, 2017
Pikin wey go spoil go spoil.


I'm a perfect example of this: my mom 'trained me in the way of the Lord', but I started looking for answers myself and the devil found me. Plus the 'world' was too alluring to ignore. How I go come this world I no go booze, smoke igbo or fork totohuh God forbid bad thing.
Politics › Re: Thugs Throw Stones At Dino Melaye's Car In Kogi by DanseMacabre(m): 6:11am On Nov 05, 2017
The poster above me has said it all. No comment.
Politics › Re: Okorocha Set To Spend N850m On Christmas Tree – Group Alleges by DanseMacabre(m): 6:07am On Nov 05, 2017
Just N850 million? That's too cheap for a Christmas tree na. Imo people should be happy that their governor is even celebrating the yuletide for them with a monument, and learn to stop complaining over every small misconception.
Celebrities › Re: Sadiq Daba: "I Don’t Want To Be Castrated" by DanseMacabre(m): 6:00am On Nov 05, 2017
But what's up with these thespians and these illnesses that's always afflicting themhuh


Isn't it yet time for Buhari to set up a Presidential Panel of Inquiry to look into the matter?
Celebrities › Re: Pastor Obinim: Come Along To Church With Your Used Underwears And Brassieres by DanseMacabre(m): 5:55am On Nov 05, 2017
Onlyhuh Would have thought used condoms and menstrual pads would have been more effective for whatever diabolic shenanigan this 'angel' wants to carry out.


End time people.
Crime › Re: Four Man Robbery Gang Busted By Security Operatives In Imo State. Photos by DanseMacabre(m): 5:51am On Nov 05, 2017
Omo, those VGL guys dey over gallant o. But gaskiya if I be criminal they'll never take me alive. angry
Celebrities › Re: Sean 'diddy' Combs Has Changed His Name Again(peep) by DanseMacabre(m): 5:47am On Nov 05, 2017
Diddy is so much of an OG that he can change his name ten times in as many days and still maintain his rep. Sean has earned his stripes.


Not to worry though, one doesn't need a degree in psychology/psychiatry to recognise midlife crisis when one sees it. tongue


And for me, the coolest name change still remains Trevor Ariza's change to 'Metta World Peace'.
Crime › Re: Man Who Bagged Ph.D From UK University Killed By Robbers On His Way To Kano.PICS by DanseMacabre(m): 5:36am On Nov 05, 2017
This country is a hellhole people should be escaping from, not returning to.
Inna lilahi wa inna illahi raji'un.
Romance › Re: When Bad Finally Meets Evil. by DanseMacabre(m): 8:18pm On Nov 03, 2017
The only bad meets evil wey I know na Eminem and Royce Da 5'9.
Politics › Re: Problem With Liars Is That They Don't Usually Remember Their Own Previous Lie by DanseMacabre(m): 7:53pm On Nov 03, 2017
It's like there's a prize in Buhari's cabinet for who can outlie the others.
Politics › Re: Exclusive: Buhari Will Run In 2019 - Sources by DanseMacabre(m): 7:46pm On Nov 03, 2017
Those advising the man to re-run do not have his best interests at heart.
Crime › Re: Video: Woman Pins Down '$ex Pest', Strips Off, Rubs Her Bare Brea$ts In His Face by DanseMacabre(m): 7:40pm On Nov 03, 2017
ceezarhh:
how does smothering a man's face with breasts stop sexual harrasment...
My brother, it is just like giving a lion goat to keep and say that you're teaching it self-control. I find it absurd.
Crime › Re: Video: Woman Pins Down '$ex Pest', Strips Off, Rubs Her Bare Brea$ts In His Face by DanseMacabre(m): 7:38pm On Nov 03, 2017
The rate at which people look for the slightest reason to go nude these days is bafflling o.


#NudityOverload

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