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Politics › Re: The Slaves Of Nigeria: By Femi Fani-kayode FFK by DanseMacabre(m): 3:41pm On Nov 03, 2017
AntiWailer:
Insanity
Who/What is insanehuh
Politics › Re: The Slaves Of Nigeria: By Femi Fani-kayode FFK by DanseMacabre(m): 3:40pm On Nov 03, 2017
Wordhuh


FFK sef, he was one of 'them' and left because he was offered a ride on the opposition's gravy train. His antecedents make it hard to believe that he's not crying wolf whenever he speaks.


He's definitely spot on on the Fulani oligarchy/hegemony angle, but it's virtually impossible to islamise Nigeria, and that lies in our heterogeneity.
Politics › Re: Buhari Did Not Promise That He Would Not Seek Treatment Abroad- Femi Adesina by DanseMacabre(m):
shocked


Shey I talk say these people don see Nigerians finish.


Femi more and more is beginning to seem like Squealer in Animal Farm.


For those who haven't read that classic, Squealer was the 'propaganda minister' under Napoleon's regime, and his lies got so blatant that he even forced the animals to 'remember' incidents that didn't even happen, just like telling them that Napoleon was the hero of the Battle of the Cowshed, when in fact it was Snowball.


I rest my case.
Celebrities › Re: Billionaire Kidnapper, Evans Asks Court To Grant Him Bail by DanseMacabre(m): 12:39pm On Nov 03, 2017
Don't know why the adjectivial phrase 'billionaire kidnapper' used in the same sentence with the subject 'Evans always irks me. angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Couple Spotted Eating Out While House Help Watched Hungrily by DanseMacabre(m): 12:32pm On Nov 03, 2017
shocked

Whatever happened to the good old act of minding your own businesshuh

What if the 'maid' had had her fill before going out with themhuh
Christianity Etc › Re: "We Shall Inspect Their Buttockses With Rulers And Torchlights!!!"-police by DanseMacabre(m): 12:19pm On Nov 03, 2017
Well, I for one would think Egypt is a totally wrong place to be openly gay in.

Ironically, Cairo, liko most other Middle Eastern capitals circa the 60's/70's, had its fair share of libertidinous practices; homosexualism not least among these. But the spread of radical Wahabbi Islamic ideologies across the Middle East shortly after this period, coupled with the ascension to power of the Muslim Brotherhood, turned Egypt into what she is today: an enclave of religious fanatics and sectional radicals.


Ironically again, it is instructive to note that homosexualism is not illegal in said Egypt.
Celebrities › Re: Check Out This Epic Throwback Photo Of Actor Mike Ezuruonye by DanseMacabre(m): 8:02pm On Nov 02, 2017
I couldn't even begin to describe what he looks like in the older picture. I couldn't, to save my life.
Politics › Re: New Ritualists’ Dens In Iwo (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:58pm On Nov 02, 2017
Skull mining on fleek.
Celebrities › Re: Singer Chindima, And Her New Hairstyle Looks Really Cute In New Photo by DanseMacabre(m): 7:56pm On Nov 02, 2017
The hairdo sits well on her, but her hairline don recede pass my own sef.
Romance › Re: Lady Cuts Off Hubby's joystick After Trying To Rape Her In Front Of their Kids by DanseMacabre(m): 7:51pm On Nov 02, 2017
shocked

I dey always tell una but una no gree listen, say after devil fear konji.

His manhood has died, but the man lives on. grin
Romance › Re: Please Whats D Meaning Of This Picture.? by DanseMacabre(m): 7:43pm On Nov 02, 2017
I no know which kyn yeye school you go sef angry

Those parallel lines you see there are longitude and latitude lines, and 'afonja' means 'equator' in Vietnamese; so those lines crisscrossed the equator and that is the meaning which you seek.
Politics › Re: Topless Women Support Benue Anti-Grazing Law, Received By Governor Ortom & Wife by DanseMacabre(m): 7:41pm On Nov 02, 2017
goodies4life:
DO YOU HAVE MOTHER ALL? BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE YOU WONT SAY SUCH. YOU ARE A SENSELESS PERSON.
Have you eaten anything today?
Romance › Re: I Am A Feminist!! by DanseMacabre(m): 4:09pm On Nov 02, 2017
QuietHammer:
Good afternoon bro. Are you a musician?
Yeah man. Why do you ask?
Politics › Re: Topless Women Support Benue Anti-Grazing Law, Received By Governor Ortom & Wife by DanseMacabre(m): 3:38pm On Nov 02, 2017
Old women wey no wan respect their self. Who their shrunken bobby epphuh
Nairaland General › Re: Meet The Father Who Helps His Disabled 30year Old Son To Masturbate by DanseMacabre(m): 3:34pm On Nov 02, 2017
All this story wey be like doctoral thesis for sake of man wey dey give him son hand-jobhuh
Romance › Re: I Am A Feminist!! by DanseMacabre(m): 4:38am On Nov 02, 2017
But to talk true OP, this your post come be like say na Independence Day speech.


And who feminism and Masculinism epp sefhuh
Celebrities › Re: Fatherly Love: Fast And Furious Star Shed Heavy Tears Over Missing Daughter by DanseMacabre(m): 4:26am On Nov 02, 2017
Rokia2:
Ooh my poor baby what happen to Tyrese? cry
My poor baby, how can we hook up?
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Breaks Up With Me For Everything by DanseMacabre(m): 4:23am On Nov 02, 2017
I thought you said he breaks with you over everything, so lemme ask a few questions.

How many times have you guys broken up alreadyhuh

Why couldn't you guys meet at the hotel reception or something, if you were in the same locationhuh

You sure say na you and your aunt dey that hotelhuh


Man's not brainless man. grin
Education › Re: 7 Strange Religions Around The World (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 4:06am On Nov 02, 2017
At the end of the day, religion, as described by a wise Afghan opium farmer, is just man's way of searching for a god/higher power.


I recall an Oscar Wilde aphorism that goes like: women treat men as humanity treats its gods; they worship us, and are always expecting little favours in return.
Celebrities › Re: My Marriage Crisis Was Just A Trying Time” – Tiwa Savage by DanseMacabre(m): 3:45am On Nov 02, 2017
Na you sabi o. But this time around, try not to further fall into trying times.

Shey o ti gbohuh
Romance › Re: Yoruba Guys Do Marry Igbo Girls, But Igbo Guys Hardly Do Same..why???? by DanseMacabre(m): 3:40am On Nov 02, 2017
So na this dilemma make you so tey you no fit sleep this early morninghuh


Everybody marries everybody now regardless of tribal affiliation or origin, mostly modern families though, which is our generation give or take ten years.


Na poor people just dey make things hard, na poor man fit maintain all those obsolete and obnoxious customary traditional practices.


Rich man dey first check him cheddah before him check tribe.
Politics › Re: Epic Response To Efcc Handler by DanseMacabre(m):
I can only say this is painment. grin


But men how person go take get this social media strategist/handler job? Person talent just dey waste on top Nairaland. sad
Education › Re: UNILAG: Girl Got Admitted On Merit Having Scored Zero In Post Utme Screening by DanseMacabre(m): 1:56am On Nov 02, 2017
Another of the so-called testimonies that the gullible would believe was a 'miracle' or 'divine intervention'.
Crime › Re: Beware Of Nice Girls Posing As Girlfriends by DanseMacabre(m): 1:37am On Nov 02, 2017
BEWARE OF DOGS GIRLS IN GENERAL.
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To The Death Of Bola Tinubu's Son, Jide by DanseMacabre(m):
What most Nigerians don't seem to get is that these guys are enemies only on social media, but in the real world, they're all thick as thieves. They just continued the system inherited from the British and it works perfectly for them: that of divide and conquer.


And FFK, busted!! So with all your grandiose and elevated speech, you no fit spell 'irreparable' sefhuh How I wish say I fit get one big man wey go make me him media aide...
Crime › Re: 19-yr-old Murders His Teacher,takes A Selfie With Corpse,then Commits Suicide by DanseMacabre(m): 1:23am On Nov 02, 2017
Just a look at the boy face sef go tell person wey sabi say the boy na sociopath. See as him resemble Voldemort sef.
Crime › Re: 19-yr-old Murders His Teacher,takes A Selfie With Corpse,then Commits Suicide by DanseMacabre(m): 1:19am On Nov 02, 2017
Technology will surely be the death of man.


Everyone does anything just to become popular, even for the much hackneyed fifteen minutes of fame.


Me I go really like see as Judgement Day dey o, because dem go tell me say person wey dey like this with person wey tell one lie or steal one thousand naira go dey the same hell with this guyhuh
Politics › Re: [VIDEO] "We Saw Gov. Fayose's Driver Packing Cash From Burnt Vehicle" - Witness by DanseMacabre(m): 1:00am On Nov 02, 2017
So the SUV burn finish na im the money no burnhuh Abi e dey inside fireproof baghuh
Celebrities › Re: Calabar Carnival 2017 : Rick Ross, 2face Idibia, Others To Thrill Fans by DanseMacabre(m): 11:54pm On Nov 01, 2017
If dem no carry Speed Darlington show then I'm I'll have to pass.
Rick Ross rap reach Speedy nehuh
Science/Technology › Re: Russia Unveils Superman Suit That Allows Soldiers To Walk Through Fire&Explosion by DanseMacabre(m): 11:50pm On Nov 01, 2017
Dem go wan use some technical terms take bamboozle person now, but we the 'woke' know say na advanced juju be this. grin
Politics › Re: No More Nnamdi Kanu, We No Longer Hear Of Restructuring Again Why? by DanseMacabre(m): 11:46pm On Nov 01, 2017
I been wan comment, but the barrage of bullets flying every which way above me made me to duck instead and run for cover.
Celebrities › Re: An Instagram User Promises To Repay Mompha , Blasts Him Too by DanseMacabre(m): 11:40pm On Nov 01, 2017
Dem dey talk how Napoli and Madrid take cut person you dey hear dey talk of Mompha. angry

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