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This isn't strange na.

But he's dead na. Why do we need to know these things about him? Or will knowing them bring him back to life

Hykis:
D word Nice is modifying d word Smell i think

Therefore, aroma is a nice smell. QED.

I don't know what else to call this than a fatal intracontinental sexual mishap.


And um, sorry to whose feelings might be hurt, but as I see the gist I been think say na Calabar or Akwa Ibom woman ...


Ijaw girls like fork to, but dem no go fit fork person to death. Especially Southern Ijaw sef, all those Ikibiri, Ayama, Ekebiri, etc etc

Better sister a million times than mother o.

Abeg all this one na medicine after death. Who their quarrel epp


Better wash: Maina's gone with the wind, the axe didn't fall on anyone or their jobs, the wailers are getting tired of Mainagate and waiting for the inevitable next gaffe from the Presidency, and the zombies aren't resting on their oars either.


For them, 'God's in his heaven, all's right with the world', so what's the fuss for?

Kooldon:
I Thought Nairalanders Are Immuned Against Death? I Dnt Even Knw If U R Heading Heaven Or Hell But I Strongly Believe The Living Shld Knw Wia They R Headed If Mr Death Comes Nw Knocking. As Nairalander, Pls Have Peace With Ur Creator Now Cos U May Nt Have The Next Seconds. Rest In Peace, Kulguy2011.

Sorry if I come across as offensive, but the bolded makes no sense. Just say your eulogies/condolences and move on.

Requiescat in Pax, man. May we be taught to number our days.

Make dem check well, na hunger make am do that thing. Him wan use the boy do kebab.

Baba God, na till na only flashing credit I get before you go pick my call

amunkita:
When u see money, u can forget u read Law only to open a Pharmacy shop..

No be lie, but I'm also saying that there's an underlying reason as to why he left the EFCC, not the initial one he gave.

200 personal accounts?

Why that mumu for native come dey hide him face from camera man


When you dey do the time you no know say you fit do the time too shey?


Lengthy prison term fall on you dia.


Though I must say this ghostworker issue reaches the highest levels of government. Even the banks sef dey chop, the ministers, perm secs, accountants; it involves virtually a better part of the 'ogas at the top'.

This thing na 'partial' o. When videos like 'Bangdadadang' dey there

Obobs. This one pass me o.


Fam, to be alive and healthy is a blessing a good number of us (yours sincerely included) underappreciate.


I wanna endeavour to always be thankful, because as that wise old Maori midwife once said, 'where there's life [and good health], there's bountiful hope.'

Thought he (and the EFCC) said he left the EFCC because he wanted to focus on his rap career


Abi is Union Bank now a record label


All these people don see Nigerians finish o.

FFK till now you never still gimme de money wey you been promise me o.

Rotflmao @ 'Alhamdulilah, I can even dance shoki.' Well, I still blame Buhari for the unemployment wey be the reason people go dey jobless come dey find picture to take create meme.

Even Jubrin Buhari office no fine reash this one o.


On a more serious note though, whatever E-money's into obviously earns him cool cheddar, but his taste leans towards the vulgar, trait synonymous with the noveau riche.

The other day na bedroom, today na office (wey no even dey like say dem dey perform any 'official' functions inside) wey all just white like say na hospital.


Airforce1 mesef dey interested in this publicist job o, even if na 'office' assistant sef, cos the way you take carry this E-money matter for head e be like say you dey collect better rubbers o.

Be like him dey fear make dem no go transmit monkey pox give am.

toprealman:
Flagrance biko Mazi Dan!

Mbanu. Okwesiri wu flaglance.

Hykis:
guy smell mean bad odor... smell is UN synonymous to aroma

So going by your submission, something cannot smell nice?

toprealman:
Flagrance kwanu?

Fragrance, you mean? That's an aroma too.

martinsfm:
you dont wanna argue hip hop with me son

Give me your top 10 rappers.

martinsfm:
u dnt know hip hop.. notorious BIG used walking stick due to an accident right before he died..jigga is imitating thats all

You claim to know hiphop, but common sarcasm you can't understand. When you start hear rap sef

This one na slay midget. Na Tyrion Lannister go fit am.

Lol. Coming from a fellow martial artist himself, AJ should heed Ibra's advice. And yes, there's such a thing as too much modesty, that borders on pride even.

rawpadgin:
are u okay?
Part 2 don come out o

Talk true. I been no know o.

rawpadgin:
u've got nice rhyme But regrettably, i ain't got the time U would've been shocked if i show u mine

Nice one homie.

Smell is smell, but not all smells are smells. There is a huge difference between aroma and odour but they are both 'smells'.

First it was 'debino' (date palms) for pilgrims, now it's bags meant for IDP's; people that have been ravaged by Boko Haram and live under the most dehumanising and abject conditions one could imagine. The tale is even worse in those Borno IDP camps, where officials sell the food and provisions donated by charity organisations, sleep with underage females and even offer food for sex.


How much lower can Nigerians sink? How can you further deprive people that have virtually nothing? How these people sleep at night after perpetrating such dastardly and ignoble acts is totally beyond me.


Ironically, this is being done by Muslims to fellow Muslims, so where is the love for your fellow adherent (even if it portrays bias), not to talk of your fellow man. A'uzubillahi!


This country can never progress, we'll just keep living under the illusion that we'll improve, but our state of mind makes that impossible. Gaskiya we are too wicked, heartless and self-centred in this country.

I no know say Jigga don old like this o, so tey him don dey use walking stick.