₦airaland Forum

No be this woman wey Samuel L. Jackson been kidnap for Kingsman: The Secret Service, wey Eggsy rescue am come later fork am

That's why I like living under a rock
So that I won't give a fork

About any news that sucks

And won't give me some bucks.

zinnyzee:
It's Zainab.

And your inquisitiveness is a trait that i envy.

Lol, don't forget that curiousity killed the cat o, so pray this trait doesn't get the better of me.

I take it you're not that forward then, in real life?

WaffenSS:
Lols it's quite easy, being so related to english. Not that I'm fluent.

Watch a lot of german programs with subtitles, then try Duolingo and Rosetta Stone for basic vocabulary.

By the way an obersleutnant is a Heer rank. I'm SS, not army. The SS equivalent is Obersturmbannfuhrer.

Waffen SS Leibstandarte Adolf Hitler is my unit, formerly served with the SS-VT.

Hoch der fuhrer! Sieg heil!

Lol. Isn't this supposed to be classified information? Yeah, Romance Languages; English, French, Spanish, Portuguese and German. They're supposed to be cousins, but being the cannibalistic bitch that she is, English went fratricidal and ate them all up. I love German for its harshness and briskness though.


See you around, Herr Obersturmbannfuhrer, and stay true to the Schutzstaffel. Sieg heil!

WaffenSS:
Attention! Mr Lieutenant. To is the man.

Lols.

Du bist den mann...

Hahahahaha. Oberstleutnant was for your moniker. You are the man. Danke. Auf Wiedersehen. I must learn this German o.

zinnyzee:
I just didn't feel like, and since that isn't a prerequisite for being a nairalander.

And besides i think my moniker is feminine enough!

Well, now that you mention it, most 'Zee' names (Zainab, Zara, Zuwaira, Zuliyat) that I know are feminine, though mostly Arabic. So which is your Zee? Pardon my inquisitiveness.

Rosskii:
Stop defending white racists while using anti-black racial epithets, you stupid, self-hating coon.

If this diatribe makes you feel better about yourself, who am I to deny a lil' bit of sunshine into your embittered, gloomy soul.

WaffenSS:
Pah!

HIV is overblown

Government just wants to stop people breeding.

With the way everyone fukks now half the world would've been dead already.

Something is going to kill me anyway....might as well go out with a bang.

A literal "bang".

Achtung! Herr Oberstleutnant, zu ist da mann! Lol, hope my pidgin German made some sense?

Bet those girls no bad reach St. Louis girls na.

zinnyzee:
It's actually miss, sir.

Mea culpa ma'am. Out of curiousity, I know it's not a given, but why didn't you indicate your sex on your moniker?

Ishilove:
You're not average. Dude, you're short and VERY skinny. You are pinchomish.

No offense, it's just an observation

Abeg Ishi, 'pinchomish' na real word? You're an old soul indeed. I've heard this word only from my mom, though hers is 'pinchomic', and she uses it to describe someone who retains seemingly the same exact looks through years or even decades.

neoapocalypse:
I know she's receiving the D somewhere , all this one na publicity stunt

I pray that's the case bro. Or even maybe a UFO abducted her. Let it be any other thing than her suicide.

zinnyzee:
You mean this "slay-ers" are now a particular specie?

Of course man.

What are they talking about This ban has been in existence since 1960.


They just modified the list to include 'celebrities', because countless 'ordinary' Nigerians have been brutalised for wearing camouflage.


Anyway, the so called ban won't extend to terrorists and militants, so what are we saying sef?


Shakespeare would have rightly called this 'Much Ado About Nothing'.

Mainagate II: The Fugitive Strikes Back.

Mzansian:
This case was publicized world wide for a reason. You Australians, brits in those countries protesting outside south african embassies asking for a lengthy sentence because they know this case angered many people and has caused more white farmers to be attacked. Today the nation is asked to wear black to raise awareness to this . Have they gotten a lighter sentence , that town would have been a warzone today.

Agreed, but my question is conveniently left unanswered. What was the man doing on their farm in the first place?

Doesn't this mean that Gani Adams, by this investiture, would become the greatest living Yoruba man Don't the Yoruba have better role models, I mean, if Gani Adams, it might better be Fayose or FFK na, or even Davido sef.

Suicide is now 'trending' among the youth.


But I don't understand: if you've gotten so disillusioned to the point of ending your own life, why not go out in a grand style, like donating your organs to skull miners so that your family can enjoy from the proceeds; or volunteering to go bomb the NASS while the sinators are in a session. That's the ultimate selflessness.



She looks every inch a slay queen though, and those species would go to any length to court publicity and amass more followers, including suicide threats. I just hope that's the case.

Good 'Community Service' by the military, but what I don't get is the essence of refitting a dried up oil well For aesthetic purposes alone?
And how much 'tourism dollars' will the refitting add to the nation's economy

Abeg someone educate me.

Make dem check all the abokey shops and shacks for that area, in fact for the whole of Yenagoa sef, before e turn to another Ese matter.


But time don pass o, hope dem never reach Kano or Sokoto by now.


Abeg na joke I dey o. May they be found safe and unharmed, insha Allah.

One day I'll tell them my story too, of how I used to sell weed on the streets.


#SuccessIsCertain

Caseless:
dansemacabre is like most of the dunderhead you have around. They hate Islam, but love Dubai.

The puppy guy might be a nominal Muslim or not even Muslim. This is common in the SW.y

You buttress the saying, 'never underestimate the predictability of stupidity'. Case closed.

lilytender:
It's your hatred for Islam and Muslims that is driving you fast to early grave. Meanwhile, puppy or what is his name isn't a Muslim but probably has Muslim parents.

I've been quite a while on this forum and should have developed a thick skin to this, but I still get easily irked by folks like you who just jump into others' without basic comprehension skills. GTFOH. Thank you kindly.

pesinfada:
wetin d name mean?

E just funny for ear.

PierreDeFermath:
he actually bleeped up by changing Ramon to Ray. Ramon or Abdul Raman is actually a very beautiful name but changing it tj Ray makes him totally fake and he's obviously living fake life. he claimed to have sold used clothes jumping from okada to okada around rural parts of Lagos but later posted picture of a very big mansion during this beef,claiming it's their family house. what rich man would be living in the same city as his son and watch him hawk Used clothes around. if he had maybe a shop,that's steal good for the hearing,but hawking cloth around and claiming to have that big crib as family house is contradictory and that's confirm fake life

You understood me well. Other than the name (Ray Hushpuppi) depicting the so-called 'fakeness', it might have gone better if the nickname derived from his real name, you get? Maybe something like 'AZ Ramon' or something.

Abdulrahman Abdulazeez's a cool name anyday, though 'Abduljabal/r' is my favourite Arabic name.

This H-I-T na village people run am back to back.


Poetic justice in a sinister manner. After all the years being almost virtually untouchable, come die for 'common' car accident.


Finally, something must kill a man sha.

Exciton:
I wonder when us Nigerians will understand the meaning of mental health.

Fücking Nollywood has managed to convince 99.999% of us that the only mentally unwell person is the stark raving kind in the middle of the market. Fvcking nollywood. I really have a deep sitted dislike for that industry!!

You're worrying yourself over nothing. Your submission is void because it's based on the fallacious assumption that all Nigerians watch Nollywood.

Damlovey:
Abi o, my firstyear was bloody. I was on 2.1 but i was sble to finish with 2.1 in that samr school

Same here. Right up to my final year, I had at least an 'E' each semester, but I still gradged with an upper too. That's why the story seems off for me. Commit suicide over an 'E' in a first year course, for wetin na?

I've said it before and I'll reiterate it for anyone who cares to listen, the thing wey konji go cause for this life still dey pregnant.

olabrad:
Maybe your statement also means those supporting buhari blindly are promoting the propaganda because they are not left out of the gravy train. Maybe they too will start saying the truth, and nothing but the truth, if they are left out of the gravy train, like galadima.

Ori e wambe.

Go find wife for OLX or e-Bay.


Or how much you go bring make I arrange my sister for you?

Oga comot for road abeg. After devil na Nigeria police. All this your story na because you never experience them in action. Bunch of goddamned reprobates, the whole lot of them.


Fork the police!