₦airaland Forum

Hipsofagoddess:
So why did you leave it even for a minute? I doubt it gives you joy!

I've been blocked for well over two years now, and now the mental stress is just too much. I'm not sure you'd understand though...

God! Why person no dey ever come across such women na?

Why be say na only hawkers and low-grade hookers dey wan friend person na?

God why

gypsey:
i doubt it, okay tell me what will happen to this guy I gave my hard earned money to do stuff for me and he Absconded with my money? Without doing what I paid him for.

If ever i set my eyes own him he is as good as a minced meat.

That's why I said karma is slow. Too slow most times.

I never ever believed I would give this as a reason, but men, the girl was a nympho abeg. Wan suck all nigga nutrients comot.


Even when my dick get bruises, she go still wan nack. As I notice say I come dey shrink like my NYSC khaki when I put am for washing machine that year, I just go sabbatical.

LadyJasper:
That movie and even its Part 2 were crazy biko! It would take a lot of hatred for her to try and reenact the same to that man especially since years have gone by believing that time does some healing.
I pray she just moves on as she has been doing since.

She's apparently moved on, but seeing the man opened old scars.


Rapists, especially child rapists deserve worse fates, don't you think, milady.

dfrost:
Guy that movie no be here ooo. That babe didn't wait for karma. She is Karma personified.

The guy that she cut off his dick in the bathtub experienced unimaginable pain of his life.

I tell you. Karma can be a slow bastard sometimes.

chiraqDemon:
Karma might have registered the poor kids instead

Touche.

This is public knowledge. It is like telling nairalanders that lalasticlala's best food is snake meat and thinking that you have shared a groundbreaking piece of information.

OP, whether Kanu has been silenced is not the issue. The bone of contention should be whether the agitation for Biafra's secession has been silenced.

madridguy:
I can bet with my Real Madrid jersey, Kanu is playing hide and seek game with his followers. Kanu will come out after Anambra election.

No offense, but presently a Real Betis jersey is worth more than a Madrid jersey.

I was able to smoke one poly bag of weed without running mad or 'suffocating'.

The day I know I'd have solved a very big puzzle is the day I understand Nigerians' penchant for stripping people alleged to have committed crimes nakked.


I still don't get the correlation.

Unfortunately, it's too late for all these 'ifs' and 'could haves'.


At least look at the brighter side; it's a distraction from the missing NNPC money.

Lol. Nice pun.


This is Nigeria though. It's highly improbable that anything like a prison stint could 'fall' on Davido though.


All this invitation ko, arrest ni, na just playacting.

uzoclinton:
E be like you sef dey the game?

Yeah how you take know?

See bad belle people full everywhere o. So una want make Ninja Turtle go there make dem lynch am abi


Oh, it's even DJ Olu sef, not Tagbo, and he's not culpable in this one, so why avoid the burial?


Make I go hustle food first so that I go fit reason am wella.

No be small blood sacrifice him go do be that o. Before Nigerians go like your music, heads will roll, literally.

JohnIbori:
It was more of a mutual digging. Ps: I already have several holes waiting in line. This one is just different because we had a strong emotional connection

Okay. So just move on the other holes, or else convince him to quit the marriage, cos he's gon' be unhappy without your hole.

Unless you wanna continue the digging after his marriage.

This one na house?
Go Maidugurii go see Ali Modu Sheriff house make you know wetin house be.

How much him don thief wey him don build house already?

Then you're with the wrong person. Come over here. I'll always tell you I love you even when in my mind I'm saying 'what kinda crazy hoe is this'?


I'll always give you good head too, if your pussy is clean and un-Lindalike.


Deal?

They must have been stingy, that's why they were caught.


Dem know since when Edo babes don dey use that route? Plus na only drug couriers, not human couriers, wey NIS dey catch.


Na stinginess cause am.

Na today? Sha hope your intended reply isn't a 'robust' one

Our stupid and underperforming athletics federation will not see this kid with potential now. He's a future speedster.

loneatar:
I read bitch I read! What are trying to insinuate this morning dear

You didn't read shiit dude.

So were you digging his ass or was your ass being dug?


If it's the former, then look for another hole. However if it's the latter, then the only one I feel really sorry for in this sordid tale is your ass.

Eight years is a helluva long time bro.

He is simply calling a spade a spade, not calling it a 'gardening tool'.

This must be an alternate Osinbade speaking about an alternate Nigeria in an alternate universe.


Or maybe he's prophesying.

Kai! And no evidence. If she raised an alarm the mob might even descend on her for wanting to spoil the man's marriage. I feel so sorry.


Wetin be that film name that year sef? 'I Spit on Your Grave'. Babe needs to watch it to know how to go about ending the man's career.


I guess the man's name slipped out of karma's database.

Na this kyn thing go make Buratai go declare Operation Egwu Eke III for Akwa Ibom now.


Between lala and Buratai I no even know who like snake pass. I'm sure lala is just using this nairaland mod job to save till he can open his own snake farm.

Nothing I like reach forward and outspoken ladies. They make the job way easier.


But that nigga should not jump into marriage because the woman resemble person wey go turn to whale after she don drop one or two.

This news no pure. Why would Hajiya Fatima 'offer' to sell her baby in the first place? Shey she be undercover agent for anti-trafficking unit ne


And then the couple: una cross how many border from Rivers to Kano to come dey price pikin for only 15k.
Shey na ram abi na ekuke



I sure say na the mumu price wey vex Hajiya sef.

Lmao. The fear of Evans is the beginning of judicial wisdom. See as everybody just dey wash hand comot, dey reassign.