Politics › Re: Breaking: Nigerian Army To Begin Exercise Python Dance II In South East Read Mo by DanseMacabre(m): 4:47pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
Stingman: Liar, I am responding to your drivel. I wasn't responding to the faceless government spokesperson. You should have shut your mouth instead. Bia, are you okay? You better go back to your comprehension classes if you're too thick-headed to comprehend basic analysis. |
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Blasts Tanko Yakassai Over Channels Tv Interview - Pictures by DanseMacabre(m): 4:38pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
rainylad: This comment is just a shame...and a big one at that. Okay. |
Politics › Re: Breaking: Nigerian Army To Begin Exercise Python Dance II In South East Read Mo by DanseMacabre(m): 4:32pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
Stingman: Did they use all these in NE? Why do you people love the SE what no government investments? Remember the SE has list IGR and contributes nothing? Why would you waste your time with the region, already abandoned by the central government? Wouldn't it have been fruitful if the cost of the invasion be used to repair the federal roads there? Do you see how senseless and clueless the government have been? This one you're asking me as if I'm a government spokesperson, I'm not o. Na siddon look me with you dey o.  |
Politics › Re: Breaking: Nigerian Army To Begin Exercise Python Dance II In South East Read Mo by DanseMacabre(m): 4:23pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
Stingman: Will they use donkeys to move to the areas to occupy? Guy, bringing in All Terrain Vehicles and helicopters/fighter jets na small thing for government side o. No price is too high to say for the 'non-negotiability' of Nigeria's unity. Just watch and see. |
Politics › Re: Breaking: Nigerian Army To Begin Exercise Python Dance II In South East Read Mo by DanseMacabre(m): 4:07pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
The occupation begins. This is just a thinly-veiled disguise to occupy Anambra ahead of the November gubernotorial elections. It's time to see how ready IPOB is to make good on their threat of no elections. It's time to see whether the Biafran Secret Service operatives are just a bunch of weightlifting touts, or if they are a diehard resistant force epuipped to deal with the 'enemy'. But Buratai sef. All these operation code names are totally unimaginative. Haba, can't you take a cue from the likes of Operation Overlord, Operation Barbarossa, Operation Desert Storm, etc. Must everything have to do with the fact that you own an elapinery on the side? Oya take name: Operation Mass Hypnosis.  |
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Blasts Tanko Yakassai Over Channels Tv Interview - Pictures by DanseMacabre(m): 4:02pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
Oksman: Your comments are filled with pride and understandable arrogance! But let me remind you that Nigeria is on a long march with a drfinite outcome, and it would never remain the forever. We have seen the fall of the roman empire, the Byzantine, ottoman, mongolian,napoleon, nazi and recently the british and french.These were empires that left footprints of civilization on humananity, I wonder what the fulanis would leave behind as their legacy for the number of years they led Nigeria. Marauding herdsmen, city metropolises littered with cow dung and multiple balkanised tribal-states, I guess. |
Crime › Re: Bus Carrying 18 Passengers Hijacked In Rivers State by DanseMacabre(m): 3:51pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
Just one question oga driver: how you take escape  Even you sef no dey smell something like fish or rat where you dey? |
Romance › Re: I Am Commiting Suicide.goodbye NL by DanseMacabre(m): 3:47pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
Goodbye bro. Just make sure you don't bungle the job and end up vegetative or something.
RIP in advance. |
Politics › Re: BREAKING: APC Asks Buhari’s Minister To Resign by DanseMacabre(m): 3:39pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
Dem never serious. Why Buhari never sack am? Abi she get him nudes ne  |
Romance › Re: Opinion: My Girlfriend Wants To Ask For Loan From Her Toaster by DanseMacabre(m): 3:21pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
Since him no get money, and the girl threaten am with another guy, and him still dey dumb enough to still wan dey with the girl, make him dash her him phone, or make him go find phone thief give am.
Na this kyn people dey make girls get mouth talk say broke guys no suppose dey get erection. |
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Education › Re: Video: Nigerian Man With Vagina And Penis Caught In Edo State by DanseMacabre(m): 3:02pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
Hades2016: is hermaphrodite not one of the Greece goddess ?  That's Aphrodite, Greek goddess of fertility. But you're supposed to know now, seeing as you're the god of the underworld yourself. |
TV/Movies › Re: Desmond Elliot And DJ Cuppy Star In Animation Movie Titled The Secret Princess by DanseMacabre(m): 2:52pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
Wow. Really does look cool. Thought I was gonna see something in the ilk of 'Chika and the Warriors'.
Way to go, Segun Williams. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Gunmen Attack : "St Thomas Catholic Church Onireke, Lagos" - Priest Shot by DanseMacabre(m): 2:39pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
So what's up with the recent attacks on Catholic priests and institutions? Are they unrelated, isolated coincidences, mere happenstance, or something darker?
And why does a larger number of these attacks seem to be on Igbos?
Conspiracy theorists over to you guys. |
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Video Of Timaya Singing On The Street by DanseMacabre(m): 2:32pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
enimooko:
  I hear say Dem Mama Soldiers been rugged am after him sing that song. Like say na true because I never hear the nigga sing another song. |
Celebrities › Re: Lady Who Spent 23-years Growing Her Nails Crowned The 2018 Woman With Longest Fi by DanseMacabre(m): 2:28pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
This one no need makeup to act Karishika. How she dey take chop? And fork? |
Nairaland General › Re: Pastor Die Trying To Fast For 40days by DanseMacabre(m): 1:52pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
Wey him no be Jesus  |
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Video Of Timaya Singing On The Street by DanseMacabre(m): 1:39pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: Dencia: Black Men Who Prefer White Women Have Ugly Mothers And Sisters. by DanseMacabre(m): 1:32pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
Inferiority complex speaking. Where's Daddy Freeze's reaction when you need it  And who is even Dencia, by the way  |
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Blasts Tanko Yakassai Over Channels Tv Interview - Pictures by DanseMacabre(m): 1:13pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
PatriotTemidayo: Just tell us you did not watch the interview, and we will excuse all your rant for IGNORANCE.
I listen to the CALL-IN by Yakassai and believe me, he insulted everybody that ever respected him. They had no point to prove or substance to defend, they only want Nigeria to remain stagnant cuz of their regional benefits. Now that the Yoruba have come out with their resolution, let the north start losing sleep because we are not like our Biafran brothers, it is a family affair. It must be achieved...... Ask IBB what NADECO did to his Blood pressure, you know wa ha mean?
The north has lost sleep. But I thought it was clear that I didn't watch the interview. You might have to go easier on me though: FFK's reputation for crying wolf makes one want to take all his 'reactions', no matter how well meant, with a pinch of salt. Unfortunately, NADECO died with Pa Abraham Adesanya. So please tell me, what have the Yoruba elders resolved? |
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Blasts Tanko Yakassai Over Channels Tv Interview - Pictures by DanseMacabre(m): 1:04pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
igbeke: Here they come again with their "big big grammar" just to discredit FFK without addressing the issue he raised.
Did you listen to Mr Yankassai on Channels tv this morning? I guess you didn't.
By implication, he means our elders in the Southwest, southeast and South south have no say in the affairs of this country. Even the middle-belters were not spared in his rage, (Perhaps because they still see them as "willing tools" .
And yet we are fighting against Hate Speeches.
To me that is a slap on the face of every Southerner and the middle belt that keeps supporting one Nigeria. - A one Nigeria where "some animals are more equal than the others".
Enough of all these One Nigeria apologies. It is high time we arose and make our stand known.
If you don't stand for Something, you are sure to fall for Nothing. From the first line of my comment you should have inferred that I didn't watch the interview. So do our southern leaders have a say? |
Health › Re: In Delta, Mad Woman Gives Birth To A Bouncing Baby By The Roadside (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:58pm On Sep 08, 2017 |
correctguy101: Konjiiiie is at fault, don't blame men.
Some guys pen*is get it's own brain. It could override any attempts at being sensible, no shame at all especially when they feel they can get away with it. If not, how do you explain a matured man raping 3 to 5yr olds is that not plain madness?. Men, like say that konji get him own special demon o... |
Business › Re: Another Nigerian Girl Returned N355, 358.06, Erroneously Paid Into Her Account. by DanseMacabre(m): 11:10am On Sep 08, 2017 |
God, all these people wey dem dey 'erroneously' pay money into their account sef, dem get two head?
Abi dem no follow get village people too?
Baba God, credit my account too na. |
Nairaland General › Re: Difference Between "Grateful" And "Great Fool" by DanseMacabre(m): 10:32am On Sep 08, 2017 |
But did we beg God to bring us into this life in the first place? That's where I'm confused o. |
Nairaland General › Re: Pastor Says God Told Him When The World Will End by DanseMacabre(m): 10:22am On Sep 08, 2017 |
As that wise young Vietnamese hooker told me in bed some years ago, 'many are mad, but few are roaming.' |
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Blasts Tanko Yakassai Over Channels Tv Interview - Pictures by DanseMacabre(m): 10:18am On Sep 08, 2017 |
PenSniper: Without any further government appointment, FFK can effortlessly feed your entire family lineage for generations to come. Oga Femi is this you sir? Abeg forget my entire family lineage for generations to come. Edakun epp me. |
Health › Re: In Delta, Mad Woman Gives Birth To A Bouncing Baby By The Roadside (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:12am On Sep 08, 2017 |
Evaberry: ...
Men!!!
The problem of the world.
it's either they are heart breakers, abusers or murderers
how can a man sleep with a mad woman? what joy does he derive?
just look at the poor, helpless, tiny fragile woman someone raped, she doesn't even have boobs or ass.
I hope that woman is being treated to avoid infections and other things associated with pregnancy. If she was more endowed with boobs and ass, would that justify this perversion? |
Health › Re: In Delta, Mad Woman Gives Birth To A Bouncing Baby By The Roadside (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:03am On Sep 08, 2017 |
Oboy.
Being either third to comment or so, I'm supposed to say something witty so that when this news hits FP, I go amass enough likes, but nna men, this one weak me.
Men get mind o, too many sexual perverts on the loose.
Wallahi, I never chop, but this news weak me pass the hunger. |
Crime › Re: Ritualists Who Killed Students And Sold Their Breasts For 15m Caught. by DanseMacabre(m): 9:52am On Sep 08, 2017 |
 Skull mining is getting more lucrative o! 5 million for left breast and left hand, instead of the normal 4 thousand naira per head we were used to. I'm beginning to believe that Nigeria is indeed coming out of the closet of recession. My only fear is that of the number of skull miners quadrupling because of this increase in demand now. |
Politics › Re: Biafra: Elite Members Of Biafra Security Service- Pictures by DanseMacabre(m): 9:49am On Sep 08, 2017 |
HiddenShadow: What will Hausa Fulani controlled FG do when Self Determination is an international right for indigenous people.
Hausa Fulani controlled FG has only one option to pick out of the 2 below
Restructure or Disintegrate That's what I'm saying. They could negotiate, instead of repeating the cliche mantra that's beginning to sound like a broken record: 'the unity of Nigeria is non-negotiable'. E go soon do dem vuuuuum n'anya. |
Food › Re: Please What's The Name Of This Animal? by DanseMacabre(m): 9:45am On Sep 08, 2017 |
Eife: Broz na Nigeria we dey.
Act first
Question later. No time
The thing big like rabbit Yeah, e be like bush rat. Una flex o. |
Romance › Re: Here Is Why AY Spent 9 Years In The University Instead Of 4 by DanseMacabre(m): 9:43am On Sep 08, 2017 |
Essentials1: No.... But I know say na hungry dey worry you I don first talk am na. But food no dey. |