₦airaland Forum

birdsview:
going back to your creative calling Well well well,I hope you know for the same deed,some people get applauded and paid and some people get scorned and beaten...that's how unfair the world is.the fact that she is getting the checks and applause doesn't mean you will..even if you are better..unfair world huh!

True talk bro. But it's not just about the incentives for me. Writing gives me joy, is therapeutic, and keeps me from going insane.

He forgot about the oza room.

First Lady that could only embezzle 17 trillion naira, is that one a First Lady?

Handsome dude. I don't think any SA police killed him. I think it must have been flat-tops enraged by the fact that an afonja was trying to outturf them in the 'white' trade.


They must have bought their police disguise from a costume shop or something.

Ah. Thank God it is 'just' defrauding people, and not skull mining. At least no bloodshed.


But it sounds incredulous. They must have been 'underground' skull miners.

Because all Nigerians are corrupt by default.

remsonik:
Just be happy they didn't marry you cos they will turn you into a sagging wife after marriage and you will look very much older that your age. [b]They[/] will now go after girls and start philandering

Who 'is' they? The 'yoruba demons' she mentioned or men in general?

Maybe her kpekus dey smell like Linda own. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, accepted, but the shorter route (appian way if you will), is through a woman's kpekus.

What is confusing me is how to get food this morning o.

Is Ekwueme still relevant in the scheme of things? Who him support epp?

Female artists are damn sexy. Wish I could find one to get hitched to.


Men, in this times $625k is a damn lot of money o. I might need to go back to my creative calling.


So now what is Njideka Akunyili-Crosby, an IPOB yoot(ess) or an American

This nigga ugly as fork.

I think this is the most eloquent and apt submission I've yet read from any of our so-called 'intellectuals' or 'elder statesmen'.


Though you'd trust FFK to overkill it: I'm literally laughing my ass off at the incongrous comparisons, ala Mother Theresa to the Marquis de Sade and Florence Nightingale to Aleister Crowley and what have you.

Lemme add my own: it's like saying Pope John Paul II is Gengis Khan.



At least the BMC crew, more than three-fourths of which are barely literate, would have some research cut out for them; either that or they just come all out guns blazing with their usual abusive counterattack.

sarrki:
No sire

Do we want a state of anarchy ?

So its their constitutional responsibility to act

You're quite right, man, but for how long do you think the military would 'constitutionally' be responsible for domestic security, and not be tempted to take over?


Though I personally think that the current crop of soldiers have been too politicised and pampered to want to seize power.

The military is subtly taking over. Democracy, in the true sense of the word, albeit the Nigerian version, has proved to be too costly, in terms of both finance and human casualties.

taylor88:
To fvck u just dey hungry me

But if ur a guy under female moniker


My landlords son will be excited to meet u

So na to fvck Iamkashybaby dey hungry you

Na to slap you dey hungry me.

Why I haven't been lucky enough to have stumbled upon a briefcase containing just $20, 000. Or the naira equivalent sef.

Forget all this dogon turanci. What do you define as 'terrorism'? And even if going through half of what is up there classifies it, then a lot of groups and individuals ought to have been declared as terrorists.


For example:

1. Northern Youth Forum or whatever is their appelation.

2. Then-aspiring president, General Muhammadu Buhari. That's except if his infamous dogs and baboons statement was a dim-witted attempt at a metaphor.

1.2 billion only in twenty days for feeding the students with three-course meals for breakfast, lunch and dinner?


This must be the most magnanimous governor Nigeria has ever had.



That amount suppose enter tens of billions na.

LordKO:
You're quite myopic. It takes an informed person to know that emotional abuse is worse than physical abuse, just as corruption is worse than stealing.

You just quoted me with nothing to say abi? Seems like you're feeling sleepy.

decatalyst:
I have heard of "kiss of death" "hit to death" and now "punch to death" it is well.


Its a bad thing to borrow to do any ceremony! Do what you can afford.

Bros na N100.00 o, no be N100,000.00.

This dude lucky. From Abule Oja reach Fola Agoro enter Shomolu, those guys no dey play. No be small lynch him for collect.


So him leave all those cheap Unilag babes wey full all that axis go wan yansh twelve years


Na this kyn people dey give Evaberry mouth to dey shout 'men are scum' all over Seun virtual compound.

kimbraa:
LMAOOOOOO. Don't let Buhari see this comment.

Except if na you go show am.

Frankly this is uncalled for.


I'm ready to be labelled afonja tonight, but it is really uncalled for.


This is just asking the army to be fully alert and if possible, prevent any rally from even holding; and of course being the bullies that they are, the army would jump at such a chance.



Except if IPOB has the necessary military/armed force to withstand the Nigerian armed forces', this is uncalled for. It is what some people who are less subtle with words would call 'chest-beating'.

From where will my good friend omenkalies be typing all those his anti-IPOB tirades now?

Him no get him own 'Lai Mohammed' wey him fit delegate to dey yarn opanta


Be like Zuma sef dey smoke Kwale weed: you go just dey eff up dey yarn dust, but for your mind you go dey feel like say you coordinate pass Osinbade sef.

Arrant nonsense! How was she forced? Him collect the jeep at gun- or knife- point


The woman get luck say na local pastor wey no get mouth. If to say na topshot, by the time police connive with am obtain the woman further, she go just accept her L move on with life.

I'm beginning to think that this Cyriacus dude fabricates some of these stories o.


Wetin go remain after eight intending suitors don drill the woman abunna finish? Anybody wey taste go know say na sour soup.

Plus four million for one isi aki guy When people with potential like us just dey find even one milla to blow? Where mens dey from see all these kyn women sef


Most likely, she has hoodwinked one naive guy into hitching her.


Sha, if na true story, happy married life to them. Make the guy sha use him head make we no come dey advise am for this very nairaland again.

UfuomaUN:
just kill me

which is one Abacha ghost again

see as I dey laff like hegoat for express road



some body c

Lol. Bro I talk am as I see am o. Na hunger plus anger dey talk so. Hope say you dey look road well sha...

bigboss80s:
Lmfao
I nearly died!!!

WTF is Rottweiler lmfbo!!!
Damn Nigerians you people can't kill me!!

Easy with the laughter fam.

menxer:
Meaning PMB still wins, because "none of the above" signify void votes, since no one is registered as "none of the above" on INEC register.

You really think up to 20% of the respondents would go out to vote on election day? Nah, they'll follow it online.

michoim:
Listen to yourself. This means clearly you lack vision, direction and purpose. Your type are the cause of Nigeria' s problem.

Abeg shift. You wey get vision, direction and purpose, vote Buhari, I no go vote am.