₦airaland Forum

EmperorLee:
Same thing y'all said during GEJ's regime and we ended in a case of frypan to fire. Now it will be from fire to hell fire

Can things get any worse

Na drink do this one like this


Nigerian policeman that can't hold his liquor and do accidental discharge on bloody civilians while drunk instead of passing out, is that one a policeman

Anyone but Buhari.

Even if na Rottweiler, or camel, or Abacha ghost; anything but Buhari.

Let nobody come here with any of that afonja BS o.


But this shiit is cray men. Even my tenth cousins (if anything dey like that) wey gather yansh plus brezz no fit rise my kini, except if I no know. But once I know, I just can't get aroused. Not to talk of pikin wey comot from my preek.


Tufiakwa!!!

AFONJACOW:
abeg check if his organs are in good condition, Im willing to make instant payment for it...

They are in good condition. How much you get?

Faithscharms2:
Obviously this guy is insane..maybe the course he was reading turned his brain inside out because raping an 8year old isn't normal..then u cut off body parts and when arrested escaped..one would think after all these the idiot will lay low somewhere but NO..he decided to try his hands on robbery..obviously no one in his right senses will do all this. either way he should be killed too because he is a danger to himself and everyone around him.

At the bolded, you just spoke my mind. The guy's nuts.

Okay o. Fingers crossed. Will David kill the python, or will it crush him and swallow him?


Note that David was more used to fighting lions and bears than reptiles.


Though on second thought, he was a critically acclaimed dancer, while the only reptile I know that dances is the cobra.

I go just sell the country give Cambodia or Tibet.

lonelydora:
Not always. She refused to identify with failure.

Touche.

Well, to me, this is quite modest compared to other 'revealing' outfits our female yeyebs have regaled us with lately.


But it's okay, as most Nigerians are currently employed with the prestigious occupation of online reactions and nothing else, so let them do their jobs.

Kcee Limpopo suppose to top that list na.

izzou:
Nah.
Am just a police escort vehicle

If your bedroom or home isn't like this, don't invite me. I won't come cc: Daeylar

Okay, hope no be bullion van you dey escort cos boys eyes dey shook o.

Pathetic. And cowardly to go with it. These niggas obviously care for their pockets alone.


Well, waiting for them to debunk this one as well.

izzou:


Wow. That's beautiful.

Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

You be ambulance or fire truck ni

MediumStout:
The Nigerian army should shoot those bastards dead before they start carrying weapons like Bokoharam. May Nnamdi Kanu and his useless family and followers never know peace for trying to destabilize our beloved country Nigeria. Biafra will never come, you bastards will die for nothing

Cc :

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All these people you dey call, are they part of the army that will shoot them ni

Why aren't they armed?

If I say Mu, you say Ray, another man say Bruce, omo na you sabi.

Why dem no just call each other for phone dey yarn all dis one sef

Stingman:
No parasite leaves its host without a fight!

I don't think the parasite-host analogy supports your assertion, except if I'm mistaking you for saying the government is the parasite, and the agitators the host?


Kindly expaciate please.

Hahahaha. They might just be right. People are agitating because they are hungry. Give them food and they'll stop agitating. In fact once dem chop belleful dem go start dey worship us.

Yeah yeah. Another case of giving a dog a bad name in order to hang it. Seen.

There's no how her village people won't have a hand in this.

It's not a pretty face, do you have a pretty brain to anchor it beneath skin-deep?


Or are you just another slay queen out there whiling?


See as the 'competition' come be like company work. Everybody get him own position.

Link?

Wow. I envy lalasticlala. What a perfect TGIF.

You after watching it what did you think?


*Modified. Oh, okay, you're soliloquising. . .

I just barely skimmed through. The thing all men can attest to, heck, even women themselves, is that women cannot just be understood.

fof1:
SO WHAT ARE U SUFFERING FROM? EXCESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER GENERATED FROM DEMONIACAL MANIPULATIONS. PLS BEWARE OR EXPLODE INCERTIERA ALUMDOM.

Ta! Beast your spirit dia!

Stingman:
DanseMacabre:

Guy, bringing in All Terrain Vehicles and helicopters/fighter jets na small thing for government side o. No price is too high to say for the 'non-negotiability' of Nigeria's unity. Just watch and see.

Is this you? What are you drooling about...? Do you know the meaning of comprehension?

So what did you comprehend from what you read?


Now I just asked a rhetorical question here.


That's because you for sure comprehended nothing.


If you did, you'd have just moved on, even without mentioning me again.


I've moved on sha, peace.

julietm123:
I don't want to say why are yorubads like this? So I will individualize it and say why are you like this? I guess you are one of those yorubasta muslim. Hear no one speak against your aboki masters or counterwhat theysay.

Exactly. How do you know? Were you once a 'yorubasta muslim' like me too?

PenSniper:
Get in touch.

How now?