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Family › Re: Family Of 14 Who All Have Six Fingers And Six Toes Welcome New Baby. Photos by DanseMacabre(m): 2:43pm On Oct 13, 2017
These ones get alien blood na. Na real life mutants.
Family › Re: Husband Wakes His Wife Up With Breakfast In Bed, Her Smile Is Priceless (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:19pm On Oct 13, 2017
So you dey follow defend all these bastards wey dey share our money abihuh
Celebrities › Re: List of Celebrities Who Got Away With Murder! by DanseMacabre(m): 2:15pm On Oct 13, 2017
talk2saintify:
OJ Simpson

https://cdn.guff.com/site_1/media/21000/20158/items/70b302bc78ad9ccad0654d73.jpg

After being arrested and tried for the 1994 murder of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, "The Juice" was acquitted following an 8-month trial.

@DanseMacabre Here you Go wink
Lol. This should be for dominique, since she mentioned it first. But I wasn't expecting his name to be on the list: I was expecting movie and music stars, because of the 'Hollywood' tag.
Celebrities › Re: List of Celebrities Who Got Away With Murder! by DanseMacabre(m): 1:56pm On Oct 13, 2017
talk2saintify:
- June 1995: During Simpson's trial, a prosecutor asks him to put on a pair of gloves believed worn by the killer.The gloves appear too small, leading defense attorney Johnnie Cochran to famously state in his closing argument: "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."

- Oct. 3, 1995: Simpson is acquitted of murder.
Yeah bro. Informative thread by the way. Lalasticlala, mynd44, doesn't this deserve front page?
Celebrities › Re: List of Celebrities Who Got Away With Murder! by DanseMacabre(m): 1:51pm On Oct 13, 2017
Your first paragraph, didn't you read it. It buttresses what I told you. He was incarcerated for armed robbery, not murder. He got away with the murder.
Politics › Re: School Children Going Home In Bayelsa Over Army Vaccination (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:46pm On Oct 13, 2017
It's tragic, we cannot just get anything right in this country. Why didn't the army embark on the proper sensitisation in the first place?


And then it's even worse because the southerners see the army as one of occupation. Wonder how the army's image and decision makers thought the immunisation exercise would fly.

Oh, I forgot: they actually don't give a fork.
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo: Osinbajo Has A PhD In Lying Now Over NNPC Contract (Video) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:42pm On Oct 13, 2017
Sheep wey dey follow dog waka go learn to chop shit, abi how that adage go again.
Celebrities › Re: List of Celebrities Who Got Away With Murder! by DanseMacabre(m): 1:39pm On Oct 13, 2017
talk2saintify:
Oj Simpson went to Prison For His Crime and Served More Than 15 years in Jail

He was Only Released Recently
He got away with the actual murder. The 'crime' he got put away for was armed robbery, not the murder.
Celebrities › Re: List of Celebrities Who Got Away With Murder! by DanseMacabre(m):
dominique:
No.1 should be OJ Simpson
OJ was a football player, not a Hollywood celeb.
Politics › Re: Exercise Crocodile Smile In Lagos By Nigerian Army by DanseMacabre(m): 1:33pm On Oct 13, 2017
I just wanna know if the exercise comprises compulsory immunisation of school kids too.
Politics › Re: Magu Tasks Nigerians To Assist Anti-graft Agencies With Information by DanseMacabre(m): 1:30pm On Oct 13, 2017
I ain't no snitch: I ain't snitching to no goddamn cops.
Education › Re: Missing 15-Year-Old JSS2 Ogun Student Found In Boyfriend's House Enjoying by DanseMacabre(m): 1:24pm On Oct 13, 2017
Donexy16:
What was she enjoying exactly..?
She was enjoying the preaching he was preaching for her.
Politics › Re: IGP Ibrahim Idris Sues Saraki, Senate Over N120b Bribery Allegations Against Him by DanseMacabre(m): 1:18pm On Oct 13, 2017
fuckingAyaya:
the IG is above the law?
No, my sarcasm is a bit above your head.
Crime › Re: Two Burglars Caught In Ikorodu, Stripped Completely Unclad (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:16pm On Oct 13, 2017
vivaciousvivi:
I see you are also a Stephen King fan cheesy
Yeah, I am, but my moniker isn't derived from his novel; I haven't even read it yet. You could google the term, it's a whole lot vaster than that. wink
Politics › Re: IGP Ibrahim Idris Sues Saraki, Senate Over N120b Bribery Allegations Against Him by DanseMacabre(m): 6:53am On Oct 13, 2017
How dare they investigate a whole IG of policehuh

Be like dem want make police embark on industrial action. grin
Crime › Re: Farmer To Die By Hanging For Stealing N170 by DanseMacabre(m): 6:48am On Oct 13, 2017
As in. . . the poster above me couldn't be righter.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Blast Bishop Ibiyeomie As SARS Police Rearrest Kemi Olunloyo by DanseMacabre(m): 6:47am On Oct 13, 2017
Police just wan chop their share of the money wey Kemi papa been loot decades ago wen him be governor.
Crime › Re: Man Arrested With '$740,000 Stuffed In Suitcases' In South Africa by DanseMacabre(m): 6:41am On Oct 13, 2017
I still dey ask, na crime abi abomination for person to see this kyn money pick for road?
Travel › Re: Kaduna Boat Accident: Five Students Feared Dead by DanseMacabre(m): 10:44pm On Oct 12, 2017
Heard it on the radio this evening. Well, it's Nigeria. The people involved will just get a verbal reprimand, the victims' parents will receive a paltry compensatory sum; and the case will die a natural death.



Quite efficient, I must confess.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Will Know No Peace Until He Confesses How He Killed Tagbo” — Davido’s Fan by DanseMacabre(m): 10:38pm On Oct 12, 2017
Weed keeps getting stronger on the daily. But it don't get me high no mo' though.
Crime › Re: I Enjoy Sex More With Men, Says Married Man Caught Raping Teen Boys by DanseMacabre(m): 10:26pm On Oct 12, 2017
The bastard has scarred those kids both physically and emotionally. That's why in American prisons, child rapists are the lowest scum, detested by both the prison wardens and inmates alike. Most of them die mysteriously while in detention and no one bothers to investigate.


Wish this beast would be given accommodation in one of such facilities.
Celebrities › Re: Gucci Gives U.s Rapper 30% Discount For Life For Spending Soo Much On Gucci Wear by DanseMacabre(m): 9:50pm On Oct 12, 2017
At least dem first recognise hushpuppi. tongue
Celebrities › Re: I Need Your Advise -I Caught My Wife To Be In Bed With My Younger Brother by DanseMacabre(m): 9:46pm On Oct 12, 2017
See why hot temper no good. You for just join them enjoy the menage a trois.
Politics › Re: Why Igbos No Longer Trust Nigerian Army – Intersociety by DanseMacabre(m): 9:40pm On Oct 12, 2017
Unfortunately, the army has consistently shown by its actions and past antecedents that it doesn't need the trust of the people it is sworn to defend to operate.
Romance › Re: If You Had 24 Hours Left To Live, What’s The One Thing You’d Do That You Wouldn’ by DanseMacabre(m): 9:35pm On Oct 12, 2017
I'd do every kind of crime I'd ever imagined, while bingeing on food, drinks, drugs and sex, then with ten minutes I'd drop to my knees and pray for forgiveness.
Romance › Re: Sex, Love And Virginity (the Missing Link) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:31pm On Oct 12, 2017
I know it's quite cliche, but in the end no one is a virgin. Life forks us all.
Romance › Re: Missing American Lady’s Husband: Family Opens Up On Nelson’s Whereabout by DanseMacabre(m): 9:28pm On Oct 12, 2017
I don't think good old Lisa would know the meaning of 'village people'.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Might Have Killed Davido Friends To Frame Him Up by DanseMacabre(m): 8:26pm On Oct 12, 2017
So much for 'deep reasoning'.
Car Talk › Re: United Arab Emirate Police Unveils Flying Bike(Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:17pm On Oct 12, 2017
Crime is always evolving. I trust criminals to come up with a novel way to evade flying cops.


Nigeria go reach this level in about five decades.
Romance › Re: Married Nigerian Girl Exposes Pastor Who Turned Into Asking Her Out On Whatsapp by DanseMacabre(m): 8:10pm On Oct 12, 2017
Abeg body no be firewood, nice one pastor. And there's nothing with the face that it can't be covered with a pillow, or mentally substituted with a IndecentStar's.
Celebrities › Re: Your Juju Will Not Work For Me, Davido Tells Former Manager ( Throwback) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:56pm On Oct 12, 2017
Still trying to process the information and connect the dots, but there are no dots to even connect. Smh.

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