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Why won't they dress lavishly? It's more of a social outing for them na, than a sombre event.


Yeyebrities indeed.

And some go dey form say dem fit give fat person like this head.


'Ghetto Bred'? Na so all of una dey form na. Even Naeto-C and Davido wey dem born with platinum spoon dey form ghetto.


When we wey be original ghetto come blow now wetin we go form? Gutter?

Aspiregreat:
May you fingers remain crossed.

May understanding forever elude you.

I wasn't disappointed.

The only motives I know of are trying to snatch another woman's husband or sugar daddy.

Gossip, Telemundo and Zee World. Oh, and a date with a maga.

Kai oga abeg I dey sorry o, but gaskiya me no fit read this your epistle to save my life.

Better luck with other commentators.

Wallahi our remote control don spoil since four months now, and we no even get cable TV, so we just dey alternate between two channels.

Lalasticlala, abeg na true say snake meat dey taste like fish?

I for say na hunger, but this woman no look like person wey hunger dey nack.

The only thing that could be tagged as 'hate speech' then was that infamous Ahmadu Bello video that denigrated the Igbos and even outrightly supported segregation against them.


But that wasn't even what caused the war. What caused it was the coup and counter-coup of '66, the subsequent pogroms against the Igbos and other peoples of eastern extraction living in the North; and the failure or refusal of Yakubu Gowon to abide by the Aburi Accord.


But of course sarrki my good man, you should have known this much if you knew your basic history.


On a lighter note, abeg you fit link me with job for BMC? I can do better and I promise I won't usurp your position.

Why didn't he just call him up on the phone, or better still, videochat him up via Skype?

Kai see this kyn missed opportunity fa. If to say I get any of those 'na dem' afonja memes I for hammer enough likes from Igbos now.


**Modified: I have to commend Nairaland for this improvement. I had tried to type flat-ties, but the bot changed it to the rightful 'Igbos'. Thumbs up, Seun and co.

Ehya, for those rejoicing, hold your horses o.


This only increases the probable statistics of heavy IPOB casualties on that day.


Fingers crossed.

Well I'm not even a practicing Christian as such, but as is evident from your extended rhetorical question, you got nothing to say fam.

Why not? You could settle for and invest in a struggler with potential, like yours truly.

I would have believed this if it came from Lie Mohammed.

Why on be Aso Rock e hit

I no know about medical o, but the physical wey me know be say if that konji wey dey build up so reach im climax, we go fit see your news for nairaland say you don go rap.e 8 year old or 80 year old.


Better go find ashewo o, or if cash-strapped, talk to your hand over a dollop of vaseline.

kayjee101:
Location: afoka police station in shasha area of alimosho.
The driver and I were told to follow the owner of the bus to the police station. When we got there, he alleged that i know something about it.

Ah. Unfortunately I've got no Lagos-based lawyer's contacts. But I can assure you that you will be vindicated. Stay strong.

J. Cole's song 'No Role Models' comes to mind.


Na this kind things dey make me strongly believe say na dog wey curse Nigeria, and the dog don die, so therefore, the curse dey irremediable.


So wetin be the name? Puppyville? Abi Hushkennel? I dey ask because my Tecno T431 Java phone no dey allow me zoom.

consultancy:
its not really a comparison of who is more handsome. I'm just saying they could pass for brodas or even twins

And I'm saying there isn't even the slightest resemblance. To each his own, anyway.

Even though the moniker synonymous with the USA presidential carrier can be a bit of a narcissistic nuisance at times, it's a gross injustice to compare him with this fellow. Airforce1 is far more handsome, QED.


And I never thought the day would come when I'd say this, but hell yeah;
#IStandWithAirforce1.


Btw OP, the term you would have used is doppelganger.

Abeg if you don get buyer, I dey interested too o, either my kidney or my left blockus. Abeg.


Bet this one wey you dey talk drugs, are you an IPOB yoot? No let afonja come use Igbos shine for this thread o.

What is your location, and what were the circumstances leading to your arrest?

The picture doesn't correlate with the post. This picture no be that guy wey dem say go thief money from GTB because him think say him dey invisible?

But the pope's official title is 'Vicarius Fili Dei', the representative of God on earth.


For God to save am from the hurricane na beans na, so why the detour?

It's becoming rather obvious: Clark is getting senile.

Name checkers and official NCAN members will regret ever opening this thread.

Quite expository.


So in other words, these are the slay ancestresses.


That wise teenage Burmese boy wasn't far off the mark when he said 'there is nothing new under the sun.'