Hope this is not a muslim thread because I can't swear before commenting. Everything u do in islam you must perform a ritual after sex with your wife you go bath jenoba
Let me use this opportunity to comment on the below thread, because I can never swear that allah is god because he is not but just murdererer and mohammed is not a prophet but a wife snatcher and serial rapist who died in a war like shekau and osama bin ladin. Hope mohammed is enjoying his 700000000 million virgins in hell. Hijab that this MSS student use to cheat during exams.
A woman who passed away has reportedly come back to life at a mortuary in the University of Benin Teaching Hospital, Benin City, Edo state during anatomy students practical session.
According to an eyewitnesses at the scene, the woman’s body was deposited at the mortuary by her family and after they finalizing documentation, they left.
Anatomy students at the University of Benin were said to have gotten set to use the body for practical when she suddenly woke up and they fled.
But when they gained their composure, they returned to help the woman back on her feet and take her to a waiting car.
The viral video shows students and staff in the mortuary premises expressing shock at the incident as the woman walked out.
It can be God alone. But all this Nigeria doctors can confirm even person were him eye open dead. Them no know coma naija doctor no know faint them no sabi play at all. Everything brought in dead. Everything surgery blah blah blah
QueenDilinna: My Nairaland family, Please help me for my daughter's case. We have done a lot, biopsy and six months constant medication and all yielded no results. All manner of traditional medicine have been prescribed. It has spread all over her body. I am emotionally drained. House please help me.
Everything go vanish as she grows up. Only use dettol liquid. No spend money o but am assuring u it will all disappear as she grows up. Just use dettol whenever she want to take her bath and she must bathe day and night
Wipe out the creator of bandits rather than wiping out bandit. Why spend resources every year to cut the tree instead uproot it once and for all. The creator of bandit is poverty injustice nepotism corruption and segregation. And the creator of the creator of all is APC and buhari
Irrelevant talk as far as am concerned up to this moment only Lagos state is playing fair, balance and truth with report so far. Don't know why she has to bring Lagos assembly and tinubu. Well
Some people may say i'm lucky and would want to be in my position, but i really need ur advice..
My girlfriend mum have a very big provission shop, and u all know how it feels (that joy) to have such person daughther as your girlfriend.
She loves me so much that she can give me money, food stuff, all for free from their shop. infact, i don't even spend a kobo to buy anything again. All i do is just go to their shop, & collect whatever i want.
If i meet her mum when i want to buy something, i'll pay her. But if i give her N500, she will give me change of even N2000 and ask me to go. And i don't argue with her so that her mum won't notice. I will just collect the money and go.
If i call her on phone that i'm hungry, only God can tell the things she will bring for me withing just 20 minutes of calling her..
She's spending so much on me, and i think i need advice.
I thought i was a lucky man b4, but the thing is too much 4 me.
nairalanders, What should i do?
Enlighten her. She will ruin her mums business. Tell her to stop that habit. Real men dont take from women no matter what.
I created this acct today for single ladies to learn from my mistakes..
I finished from school some years back, after my final exams I decided to stay back because I was into little business, I sell ladies wears and bags.
On Thursday evening I was outside my hostel when guy pass we exchanged greetings, I fell for him I can't explain why ( I was single) the next evening he saw me we had a little chats, we exchanged numbers.
We became friends, after two weeks the feelings started growing and I fell in love with him( I wanted a serious relationship) I went to his house with my friend spent few minutes and left..the next day my friend had a guest so I decided to go to his place, I pleaded with him that I don't want any sexual itimacy he aggreed, around 5am he started touching me one thing led to the other..after two months I find out he has a gf, before then I dreamt about him it made me feel for him more deeply.
I was very down and I decided to move on I went to bear parlor I drank to stupor some people help me home..the next day he called, he started saying the lady is a cheat, we move on..after some months I relocated to another state I was hunting for job, I travelled to lagos, he calls me every day, we chat the love grows more, he was very broke, I sent him money, after some months I left lagos, on my back a man told me to avoid any relationship at the moment, wish I heed to his advice..
I went directly to his place, he was down, he den open up to me that he's in interested fraud( yahoo) and nothing is dropping, he told me he came to ilorin but he was asked to bring human parts but he can't, and his neighbor is cashing out, I told him I'll help because I really love him I spoke with my neighbor if she know any juju man that's very good, she introduced me to a man. I had close to 100k in my account, we both went to the man I did a lot of prayers, ate different types of things we spend more than 50k after some weeks nothing is dropping, and I'm feeding him, my account is red already, he spoke with his friend, his friend introduced him to another juju man den we are out of cash already.
He told me that he want to go home to hustle up, after some weeks he started posting the other girl pic I was very down after everything I did for him, I moved on but it was too late, I was pregnant my initial plan was to abort it when someone who doesn't even me told me she saw me in hospital in her dream
I insisted on aborting but every means I tried wasn't working until I was told not to abort the child.
Its not true that someone deieved you, you can only deceive yourself. Once beaten twice shy
mariodko190: This country Nawa o, everyday things dey go up, imagine one bag of pure water is now 300 naira, one satchet pure Water is 20naira, naija which one, so 10naira nor get value again, every day things just they increase, yet nobody is saying anything
My person those that said something are in DSS detention. Others are in benin prison. Some with efcc bro or sis if you no want wahala jejeli buy your pure water or buy water bottle draw well water
I am a bit confused right now. I have two remote jobs currently, they both pay me 200k and 150k salary respectively. These two companies have been existing for over 3 years so they have built up structure that one could trust a little over time...
I recently applied for another full-time job, it's a startup that is just moving from ideation phase to implementation. And they are offering me 650k salary a month even though I told them my salary expectation is 500k a month. I will be working 2 days onsite, 3 days remotely.
I am enticed by this new salary and at the same time, my current jobs have built structure that I can trust.
Not to even mention that I occupy a very important position in these two companies: though not a big deal.
Please i am just confused... Just finanlized everything with the company’s management team.. I am meant to resume next two weeks.
I've been dating my girlfriend for about 3 years now and she has been a good woman through and through. I've met her parents and we're discussing on the next step. She has been supportive, responsible and caring despite our tribal difference.
However, the problem I'm having with her is that when she's angry she tends to use foul languages and curses on me which I don't like. She end up apologizing after the ranting but I'm tired of going over this. Please how can I deal with this attitude of hers?
younggcfr: Christ Embassy In Edo Built And Commissioned A Standard Police Station (Pictures)
SOMETHING TO SHOUT ABOUT �
Commissioning of a Divisional Police Office by Christ Embassy Edo Region along with donation of 22kVa generator, borehole and a surveillance van for use. The project is part of the Reachout Nigeria Community (R.O.N) development with Rhapsody of Realities.
WHAT DO WE SAY TO PASTOR CHRIS?
And the G.O no go snap picture. If na government build am selfie go kill internet.
Frederik Willem de Klerk OMG DMS was a South African politician, who served as state president of South Africa from 1989 to 1994 and as deputy president from 1994 to 1996.
As South Africa's last head of state from the era of white-minority rule, he and his Government dismantled the apartheid system and introduced universal suffrage. Ideologically a conservative and an economic liberal, he led the National Party from 1989 to 1997.
The Nobel Peace Prize 1993 was awarded jointly to Nelson Mandela and Frederik Willem de Klerk "for their work for the peaceful termination of the apartheid regime, and for laying the foundations for a new democratic South Africa."
cutecommend: Many people know the actually date they were born again. But for someone who don't know the actual date, but can remember the encounter, should we put such people aside?. Knowing the actual date of ones salvation is not a compulsory proof of salvation but it's essential . If I may ask? Those very uneducated people who got born again in the villages those early days, do they remember dates? or do they even know about dates? Someone may know the period he or she got born again, or may know the encounters and scenarios, but may not know the actual date. A proof of salvation is a change of life in which others can see the crystal clear evidence of Christ's nature in you....
If you are very sure you are saved, and can remember the year, month, scenarios and encounter, but cannot remember the actual date, don't think you are not saved if someone says you must compulsorily know the actual date.
Knowing the actual date of salvation is a very good job thing. It is good for references and accountability of ones progress in faith. But it is not a compulsory proof of salvation. The only compulsory proof of salvation is a clear change of ways; not doing the sinful things you did before; all by the enabling power of Jesus Christ in you after accepting Him.
Happy Sunday.
Some people don't take note of date. Which is a bad habit, have consult many ladies who can't remember their last LMP. However, a genuine encounter with God is not what you will ever forget. Even if you cannot remember the exact date just simple research will help. You will always remember if it was the 1st 2nd or third sunday in 2010 or one Friday evening. A simple finding but of you can't remember the year the program the person that preached you are not a born again. There must be something to guide you in remembering the date. It is an experience with the holy spirit and he is the best reminder ask him. It is not bad not to know the exact but it is bad not to have a clue and its better if you know
YourWriter: I met this girl in the beginning of 2021 and our bond of friendship has grown strong since then. I never had the intention of dating her to start with, but as times goes on I found myself catching feelings.
I really do want to let my feelings known but I'm scared of rejection. Besides, this girl is like an anti-relationship activist. Most of the times her posts on WhatsApp is mostly against love and how she's not ready to get into relationship.
Also, as a beautiful person she has lots of options which includes rich guys with lexus and Benz. Although I'm also not broke but I'm far below the level of her suitors. What I could say is my only advantage is that I'm handsome.
Should I just go ahead against all odds and let my feelings known or I should just let the feelings die?
perambulator: if you had any sense, you would have realised my problem isnt the VP but his moles on nairaland. Its not unusual to have people planting positive stories in the press (everybody does it) but at least try and disguise it so it isnt so obvious. My issue with jollylolly, theraregem1 predates this story.
My issue is if you are here on a PR offensive, as a mole to project a positive image of the VP, at least have the intelligence to disguise yourself so it is not so obvious you work for the VP. 90-95% of the posts of Theraregem1, Joylove2324 and jollylolly are about the VP, it's clear they work for him. Assuming they are not all 1 and the same person (just look at them on the 1st page of this thread) If anything it shows those working for him are not very bright.
oct 26th to jollylolly
nov3 to theraregem1
The most difficult thing to do is covering up for ones foolishness, when evidence of your foolishness is obvious. Hear frustration in your write up osinbajo is a good man but he has mole here. What is a good man doing with a mole. Keep arguing with women that's what u know best. and leave real men in there space. Omoko
perambulator: I suggest you summon up all the education that was given to you and tell me where I said or implied the building has anything to do with osinbajo? You might want to use any braincells that are left (if any) to check my post history where you will see I said (even before any official denial by osinbajo or Elizade) I dont beleive the story ......for the exact reasons you mentioned but more importantly, his lifestyle and pedigree does not suggest he would do such a thing particularly so soon after assuming office. Even when the Osinbajo moles on nairaland were silent in the face of the attacks he was receiving yesterday. My issue is not Osinbajo, i have no issue with him, he is a good man. My issue is people coming on nairaland specifically with a clandestine mission, pretending they are members of the public when they work for the VP.
When you are trying to make sense after non sense.
blackslayer: Any Nigerian that believes these thieves in high places is a condemned fool! They are natural born liars....Dear VP shut up and shove your condolence... You are in charge of a country that kills its citizens daily vis a vis your incompetence.... so you have blood on your hands prior to this event and you are culpable. Once again, dear VP...Shut up and shove your condolence where the sun don't shine.
One of them spotted again Children of hate They see who god is blessing instead of them to be happy they are always frustrated
setobaba: If you are Nigerian you still have issues thinking outside the box, then it’s risky to continue living in the country. The fact that the office of the Vice President came out within 24hrs that he’s not the owner of the said property makes it look suspicious, why will the vice go through that stress, when he can easily order the Lagos state government to find and publish out the original rightful owner of the land through the ministry of land at halawusa
This story just made me hate Sahara report wholeheartedly. Have always known that this sowore is a very desperate thief that no sane person should trust for 1/100 of a second.
Golferty: I lost my job last 2 months and its been a hard time getting a new job. That's besides the point. I asked this question for strictly married women who knows how to manage a home.
If u don't have an advice for me then please its best u keep quiet
That was the best advice for you to get a job. And stop looking for cheap traffic here. After giving you 4k a week that is more than 16k a month he will pay the children school fees pay house rent and other utilities. If you look for a job and add 2k to the 4k na something still god go bless your husband. He easy na him you loss your job un resourceful element. Come ask for advice from those that their husband na yahoo
The only reason why boko haram is a terrorist organisation, was because Jonathan was in power. if not they will remain bandit. Any organization that carry the mandate of islam or Mumuhammad no northerner will ever ascribe them terrorist. Instead they will reradicalize them after capturing them and integrated into the army. Police. Custom efcc. Frsc and you see them saluting left instead of right