₦airaland Forum

Racoon:
Amen sir. "As A Man Thinketh, So Is He." So every man is a reflection of what he thinks.All of a person's actions and inactions are the fruits of his thinking which is anchored principally on ones ideologies.It is not nor will it ever been an easy road

Save your breath, guy.
Look everyone has their own threshold to which they can withstand pain. Not that I'm justifying suicidal thoughts....

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Holy Damnnn...
Although.....I was told before that there are some males on earth that can't get erection for a woman
They were born like that....no matter what they can't have erection

But deep down in my heart I don't believe there are such male.....

If it is possible that there are such male who can't get erection then we niggarrrrs that do get erection easily seeing the naked body a of woman should be grateful to Almighty God
Because I just can't imagine a real niggarrr in a room with this baby girl called dorcas and his dick remain flaccid

Oh man you got me rotfl real hard.
Def gonna "fap" to this pic haha

iLegendd:
Just the normal way people buy coins. No difference. Investment? Since I'm not a financial adviser, I have no idea about this.

Okay chief. Pardon me, perhaps I used the wrong word. Investment wasn't what I meant.

iLegendd:
I took profit at $1.36 and set a new bid at $1.3. The coin is on fire.

Hello boss. I reckon that ATA/BUSD isn't common. Could you share pointers on how to invest in this. Also, is it the kind of investment anyone could do for a start? Thank you

phazotron:
Are from hell

You don get am my brother

Fountainofyouth:
Yes, I end friendships easily, it doesn't even take a nanosecond for me to cut off from anyone evil and not useful out of my life,

For relationships, I don't do friends with exes, but they always come back begging, more like an addiction, when they come back, I always ask this question "why do you always come back when you know we can never be together or get married?", they always go mute and silent saying we should be friends, naa we can't be friends, not in this life, that's when toxicity sets in, and I don't tolerate toxic nuisances for one minute,

Once you're gone, stay gone forever.

I agree with you.
Well, It depends on the ex. There's this particular ex of mine who I haven't even gotten over yet, even though she's in another serious relationship. We didn't work but stayed as friends. I'm currently on a scholarship now if it wasn't for her.
Some ex's are invaluable. While some ehn...

Monogamy:
Getting out of friendship or relationship that's not working should bring some kind of relief..

Still wondering how some people are able to keep so many friends.. Ask them to send general message to all those people on their list and see if they can assist financially or morally, emotionally.

If you can't do any of them for me, you don't deserve to be on my contacts to start with

That's just it.

Kooldame:
What of a friend that belittle and mock you in front of multitude of ppl ?

My guy, I dunno who you are, but remember...
To err is human.

I must say I share your sentiments.
I miss my ex
Even though she messed me up. Clearly unsure how to reach out to her. We may not be in talking terms, but I bear no grudge with her.

descarado:
Chai
U get bad mouth walai

I'm telling you guy. Laughed so hard

illicit:
Wake up brother

From thy slumber

4reala:
Most of those pics are sourced from the net, not their real pics.
And how can you see a lady like dat and feel she will be willing to share her money with you. Next time always ask them what is in for them. Then use your brain to discern

Lesson learnt

MzBertty:
I hope it wasn't a doubling scheme

Silly me. It was.

Fx12:
No scammers uses him or her real picture.

Secondly, you are the thief here you wanted 60k with 20k abi

No be so boss.
No be so

Cronus1:
The intention was to enable people in rural areas have access to modern banking system but the only people benefiting from this are scammers.

I understand and this hole is being exploited by con men.
Nigerians always take advantage of everything. I also recently lost 20k to a WhatsApp TV. Posted it here:
https://www.nairaland.com/6695342/scam-alert-avoid-investments-whatsapp

I've contacted the scammers bank though.

Cronus1:
Some banks allows you to create a new bank account in a minute. All you need is phone number. You don't even need bvn. Those are the banks the boy uses.

Oh wow. Accounts without proper documentation. This is so wrong on all levels.

The individual in the above picture is a fraud. Desist from having any business transactions with her.

NewDawnEra:
I doubt if that identity is real. Osita (Ibo) while Akhigbe (Edo)

I doubt too. A quick check on truecaller, the aforementioned phone number has a different name. But then, the name Osita Akhigbe is the bank name. How could the person have opened a bank account with a fake name? Or are we missing something here

I've seen similar thread here on Nairaland on the aforementioned topic, and to contribute to the list of fraudulent Whatsapp Tv numbers, avoid any deals or whatsoever Investment plan on Jessica TV with this number 09136519609. She has the following account numbers; StanbicIBTC 9094479373 and Access Bank 1482599309. I was defrauded of the sum of N20k. Jessica Ayo Bella is a SCAMMER and I strongly advice that you do not having any dealings with her. Her previous Whatsapp number - 08076654822.
Find affixed her picture for identification.
Do any business transactions with this individual at your own risk.

Let's all be guided.

I actually did find this hilarious. Nice one

I'm single and I've embraced solitude for a while now. I'm never bored, so much to do. When you're alone, you do more introspection and focus mostly on your betterment.
Notwithstanding, loneliness has its merits and demerits.

kestolove95:
I don't know what happen but I know its the woman fault

Clear case of cheating, i assume.
She got caught and he took it too far

mario22:
My fianceé anger issue is worrisome to me. ones she has a bad day, I will get my own share at home. I have begged her all i need in this marriage is togetherness, peace (she jokingly calling me Mr. peace of mind).

She just graduated and we are staying together for 2months now. She can be very sweet and hardworking, caring, can clean, arrange the house. I don't expect her to be this all good cos NOBODY is perfect, but her anger issue a big turn off.

When her Project supervisor was purposely frustrating her, and told her he will not accept her work and she will not defend (it was sorted out later) . I tried to talk and advise her she angrily walked out of my car in the middle of the road.

That night she wasn't talking to me and i started a call n went to the parlor, she came and was asking whom i was talking to and i said my guy, she queried but why did i go to the parlor, she flung our engagement ring away without knowing whom i was talking to (not cheating or calling any girl) she makes rash decisions when angry. like She can scatter our 2weeks plans cos of a small provocation.

I Love her but the anger issues is killing.

Dude! This is clearly a red flag.
My advice? Take your heels young man.
Avoid women like this biko. Them fit kill oooo
Just WALK AWAY

If you dey talk Andrew's Liver, what can you say about TopTea?

ELKHALIFAISIS:
Many have been lost in thoughts while others are still in confusing states, pondering why an aged woman's burial gulped millions of Naira. A little look into Akaeze family explained every thing.

Obinna Iyiegbu popularly known as Obi cubanna is not the first son of the late Matriarch but the 3rd and last son of his parents. He has other 2 elderly senior brothers who we visibly see around him most at times.

The reasons all the attentions and limelight focus on Obi cubana alone is because he is the arrowhead to cubana's empires.. He is a law graduate and started his first business after graduation in a rented hall in Abuja, Ibiza Night Club was his first venture until he expanded to what we know today as Cubanna.

The matriarch is a mother who treated his children and others equally that's why the other of his brothers are also billionaires who are also members of popular club called De pinnacle International social club, this club before you become a member you must show prove of at least 1 billion naira bank statements, prove of source of income and their constitution states as a member you must attend a member ceremony, be it marriage, party or burial with 500,000 failure attracts fine of 1million naira..

Let's just cut the story short, Obi cubanna never forget his humble beginning and he knows very well the only time you can call yourself super rich or successful man is when all your siblings are also made and comfortable like you, that's why he extended his gestures to his siblings and they are all beneficiaries of his wealth.

Some mothers only recognise their children who seem brighter than others, doing well and giving them whatever they wishe as a mother, but not Odoziaku Akaeze, she loved her children equally and also taught his illustrious son how to help not only his siblings but others around him which Cubanna Chief Priest is a protege of Obinna Iyiegbu AKA Obi Yankee. So don't blame the celebrity bar man for gifting his boss nearly all the cows In Eastern Region (Never forget the hand that once fed you ) he deserves every bit of it...

Don't consider yourself rich until others related to you become rich as well, my people use to say 'uto nwanne bu mgbe umu nnegi nile bi Ofuma' (when all your siblings are doing well)


Rip Odoziaku Akaeze you left a legacy behind.. I present to you Iyiegbu billionaire brothers.

This is apt. Wish other families could learn from this.

PrinceMajestic:
Wow, 50 year old sexy MILF, is she not married? I swear I want to lick her up. Happy birthday to her anyway

Bad guy

Pecoleee345:
Why does the society see men hitting women as bad thing but women cursing and abusive as normal.

A woman who curses and abuses you will still have the nerve to ask you for money.

Am not a perfect man..... I have my flaws but I am careful with words because I know what bad words can do to people.

Should a man be forced to stay with a woman who curses, abuses and threatens to get him arrested if he touch her despite you have never lay a finger on her in 3yrs of marriage.

People are telling me she is doing it due to anger that she doesn't mean it......am told to avoid making her angry and is that possible.
She gets me angry most times but I just leave the house and go cool off...
I have tried to teach her the act of keeping quiet in moment of anger but she never learns

She is permitted to rain curses and abuses on me because she is a woman and am expected not to react because that's how most women behave.

At this junction have made up my mind to divorce her.....I never wished for this but I can't take this ...... many people see this character of most women as normal (am told there power is in the mouth) but I can't.

Lastly men please avoid women raised by single mother they come with venom and naturally demage psychological...they will take revenge on you for their father's sins.

Juncture, not Junction. When you no be conductor

TheSparrow:
There are several businesses you can start and run profitably in Nigeria. Below are six that readily comes to mind:

1. Rice Milling

One of the best businesses one can venture into in Nigeria today is parboiled rice production (Rice Milling).

Nigerians currently consume over 5 million metric tons, which is equivalent to over 100 million 50Kg bags of rice annually. With the current population growth rate of Nigeria, the consumption of rice is estimated to reach about 35 million metric tons (700 million 50Kg bags) by the year 2050.

There is high demand for rice in Nigeria. With a population of over 180 million people and an estimated national population growth rate of 5.7% per annum ,an average economic growth rate of 3.5% per annum in the past five {5} years, Nigeria has a large and growing market for rice.

As it stands, the current producers of good quality rice in the country cannot even meet up to 50% of the current demand. This is the reason why the market is flooded with poorly produced and low quality rice.

New entrants into the rice milling industry that can produce good quality parboiled rice will have an evergreen market waiting to be sold to.

2. Drinking Water Production

Another good business that does very well in Nigeria is drinking water production (Bottled water and Sachet Water).


The growth of the middle class in Africa in general, and Nigeria to be specific, has led to a need for hygienically produced and well packaged food products like bottled water.

The market for packaged water is high and cut across all parts of the country. With a population of over one hundred and eighty million (180,000,000) people, and an estimated national population growth is 5.7% per annum, Nigeria has a large and sustainable market for packaged water.

3. Poultry Farming

Poultry farming is yet another business that gives good returns on investment.


Poultry farming has risen to become one of the most lucrative businesses in Nigeria today. This aspect of livestock farming, if set-up and managed properly, provides legitimate continuous income for entrepreneurs within a short period of time. There are over 160 million consumers in Nigeria and over one billion in Africa. This provides a large, growing and sustainable market for poultry farmers in Nigeria, and Africa in general.

4. Pounded Yam Flour Production

Pounded yam flour is another product that you can chose the invest in its production.


Pounded yam is a popular delicacy produced from boiled yam tubers, and is consumed by many people across Africa. However, a lot of people, especially the middle class find it difficult to prepare pounded yam the traditional way which involves boiling yam, pounding it in a mortar using a piston, until it becomes a succulent dough.

The growth of the middle class in Africa in general, and Nigeria to be specific, has led to a need for hygienically processed, easy to prepare and well packaged food products like yam flour.

5. Maize (Corn) Flour Production

This is another business that you can quickly setup and make good money with.

Maize can be processed into several products including Maize Flour, Maize Grits. Starch, etc.

With few producers focusing on the production of maize flour in Nigeria, there exists a large gap that needs to be filled by aspiring entrepreneurs in the country. This supply gap will continue to grow as the population of the country grows.


6. Cooking Oil Production

The production of Cooking oil, also called Vegetable oil is yet another viable business you can quickly setup and make good money in Nigeria.

The present production level of Vegetable Oil in Nigeria is yet to meet the demand of Nigerians. There is currently a ban on the importation of vegetable oil into the country. The ban was placed in other to encourage local producers to expand their operations, and new investors to go into the production of Vegetable Oil. This has made the business to be very lucrative.

Wishing you all the best in your quest.

Source: To read more, Visit: https://planbiz.com.ng/five-lucrative-businesses-you-can-start-in-nigeria-today-and-make-big-money/

Note: I can prepare a business plan for you on any of the above businesses for 10k only. Reach out via Call/WhatsApp: 09022106607

Why did you deviate totally from what the OP posted?

Funtemaa:
CCNA is almost irrelevant in Nigeria. Although the knowledge you will gain from studying for CCNA will be super useful in many other fields such as cybersecurity. Also CompTIA N+ is much broader and simpler for a beginner if you wanna go networking route. But it won't help much for Jobs
Here are some of Highest Paying Professions
1. Cybersecurity
2. Data Science
3. Cloud Computing
4. Software development

If you are serious, you are a mere 6 months away from learning any of those and 2 years from being very skilled

WhatsApp me for more in-depth advice. I was speaking to someone last week, he paid New Horizons over 200k for data science. When I asked him for their curriculum, I was dumbfounded cos It's too shallow. Python and ML is not even there.

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Hello bro. I need some of your advice. Can I dm you?

JBArokonkwo1:
Please where did u see her private part or your stinking minds is at play as usual?
Perverts everywhere!

I'm telling you. Such a daft guy.
Just open his mouth waaaaaa like tap pour nonsense.

PlayMaker14:
Exactly what a daft fellow will say.

You're the super-daft one here, chief. Coming online with your cloak of righteousness. Keep dwelling on your self-imposed ignorance. Msteww abeg shift

PlayMaker14:
All in the name of photoshoot, some people will just be exposing their private parts to the public.


Congratulations to basket mouth.

Wetin your eye go find for there?