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pharoahs:
Another cultist spotted

Cmon... You can do better. Assumption is lethal, you know? I'm not in anyway a cultist but sometimes, you just don't care and that's just about it.

maureensylvia:
I'm coming from the parents angle
I'll use my self as an example, last term.. my first son's class was thirty something.. that's too much for me.. though they had two teachers

I was already contemplating on removing him from the school, this term, as if the school management knew, they divided the class into 2.

I feel more comfortable with it

Oh wow. That's a little too much. I'm guessing it a private school? You have a good reason to be worried because it makes learning very difficult in some cases (even with two teachers). Reports say overcrowding reduces students' ability to pay attention. If your child is a fast learner, this shouldn't be a problem for him/her and finally, for you

maureensylvia:
Yea kinda
Or do you prefer high populated class for competition sake?

Let's narrow it down.
As a teacher or as a parent?
As a teacher, the more students you have, the lesser chance of quick assimilation by student.

Snitch24:
Makes no sense to me poatinor and other drugs Also goes to the stomach

Yes they do and are manufactured in such a way that elements in the drugs
would create a chain reaction with the enzymes in the stomach to achieve a purpose.
Don't be ignorant. I'm sure you can comprehend

I'll pardon your ignorance but hear this. Pregnancy occurs in the womb. Drinking contents of stout goes directly to the stomach. So put the two together and try making sense out of it. This should answer your question.

Rada rada

Op, I know the individual in the photo and he's nothing near being fraudulent/a fraudster. The person just used his pics to deceive you. They don't use their real pics.

Well, I don't know what you're asking exactly. Did you mean effects of this low number on students?

Who cares, lol

Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] You're being more stupid than necessary. Kindly stay the fvck off my mentions

Keep dwelling on self-imposed ignorance. You'll wallow in abject poverty of the mind. Òde once again
I'm in your mentions and there's nothing you can do about it.

Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] Good luck with that. But just know you're living in Nigeria , not New York where feminism and stupidity go hand in hand

I don't understand the point you're driving at here. So she's supposed to become a slave to her cousin and constantly yield to his demands, while he can't help no matter how little? With his entitled behaviour.
Kids on nairaland sha. You obviously weren't raised right. I'll be waiting for your rubbish reply. Ode

MayorWhales:
My guys, when it’s time to finally get that woman and settle down, please it’s important to choose peace and genuineness so as to build a wonderful family and live a happier life, this way you live long and enjoy the blessings that comes with it

Cannot be overemphasised

Mercychen:
It doesn't feel special. Just normal feeling like every other normal human being.

To be honest, the feeling I get when people stare and ask questions is disturbing because all attention is drawn to you with such questions.

All the same, I give Glory to God.

I totally understand. On your behalf, I give God all the glory
Happy connecting with you.

Mercychen:
It feels normal until you're accused wrongly.

Had a toaster back then. So one day, he bumped into my twin and was like hi. My twin didn't reply him. You know how risky it is to talk with strangers. He called her by my name and she said, I'm not the one. And immediately someone else was like Bros free the girl now. Na by force?
The guy was flushed with embarrassment and insisted she was the one but my twin said, it's my twin!!!! Bobo no gree o.

Next he said: these Lagos girls have finished me. See someone I know denying me in Broad daylight. Lol.. my twin quickly walked away.
I had not given him my number then.

So the next day, he came to my office and asked. Why did you do this to me. I had to explain and apologize that it was my sister he saw. He then observed me a little and said, oh now I see. She's a little on the fat side lol..

Then i gave him my number ( number that I still wanted to delay before giving out). In case of next time, so he can call.

Sometimes I forget I'm with my lookalike when we are going until someone jolts me out of it with the " are you guys twins??!!!! . question.
Some will literally walk up to us, hug us and be like, I want identical twins like you.

The question can be very tiring sometimes when we go out together. So I don't respond anymore. Twinny is softer. So she does all the replies of "yes, we are. yes we are". Huh!

Above all. We bless God.

@ the emboldened. I would love to have seen the frustration written all over his face. What a beautiful story . I enjoy reading from you too. Now, here's the thing.. I would like to know the feel. Whenever I run into identical twins I almost immediately lost my composure and walk up to them to say hi. Dunno why .

My heart is shattered a million pieces reading this. May God console you and your family for the loss you have encountered. I surely do hope that you get deserved justice for Taiwo.

Op, this is early onset of CKD (chronic kidney disease). Please see a Nephrologist as soon as possible. Urinary retention in some cases could be caused by dehydration. Still see a doctor, nonetheless.

Mercychen:
That's not entirely true. I mean the sensing each others emotions part. Even communicating from afar is not true. When we are not spirits.

The only special way I know we communicate is when we say the same thing simultaneously. Or look at each other at the same time when someone says something we are not down with. Apart from this, everything is normal.

Though I remember a story my mum told us. That when we were babies (2 to 3 months old), we used to scare her a lot with the strange way we acted when sleeping.

She said she had walked into the room on several occasions to find us lying on our sides, facing each other on the bed but Immediately she walks in, we would both turn and back ourselves. She said it really got her worried and scared then. Lol...

As I am now, I don't know what twinny is up to.

Myth.

Wow. Beautiful
I'm curious about one thing though. How does it feel to have someone look just like you? I want to hear about this from an identical twin.

truthCoder:
hnmmm.

first, stop reading blogs that define relationships.

lets go practical. I speak the truth and it might hurt.

your wife and you got married not because you are best of friends but because you both seem to meet certain societal requirements you both set for yourselves. You wanted a virgin and a church girl from a good home. She wants a good man with a good job who will love her.

This is where the problem starts. You and your wife might be married but you are not friends. She needs someone to be free with and currently you are not..the pastor is.

Here is what you should do.

First ball is you. Are you the kind of guy that is not easily approachable by the wife on petty things? If you are, you need to change. She must have access to you on everything. If she thinks about ABC, she must be able to gist about it with you. Be more open. As regards sex, she is a learner...teach her...Sex is not just the penetration. Learn about taking it sloowwwww....For the next few days, make love without penetrating her. make her relaxed, give her a good massage, help her clean her ear, arrange her hair, help her try on different clothes, just lie on the bed and gist, kiss and cuddle, give her head, cut her toenails, do everything that involves touching but no penetration. This will loosen her more.

Take the pastor's phone number. Call him and tell him you are XYZ's husband. Don't allow him to 'pastorize' you. Tell him you have seen the chats and you are disappointed. Tell him he should never contact your wife again or he is going to see hell on earth. Tell him you will come into the church during service to embarrass him if he doesn't stop contacting your wife. Tell him you will report him to Winners Headquarters in Ota and via social media then hang up the call.

Next ball park is your wife. Sit her down and have this conversation with her. Tel her the most important relationship she has is the one with you. Every other one is secondary. Tell her you would love her more if she can make you her friend. If she has any thing to discuss, She should be free to do so with you. Show her love. Show her that she matters. Gist with her.

You will win her back

There ain't no truer words than all you've just said. Mad respect for you!!!
I have questions though? How can I contact you?

constance500:
Connected but no internet

When a lady tells you she likes you but can't return your love

So you can't browse

This comment

habitkiller:
I've actually stopped MASTURBATION totally and I thank God for this challenge.

How far? No relapse yet...

Klass99:
The right person for me will be;

1. Someone I like, who likes me back as well. The feeling is mutual and not one sided.

2. Our values, life and world views pretty much align and we are not poles apart in our thinking.

3. He shares valuable resources/information on things that matter like finances, real estate, trainings etc.

4. His life and work habits not only impress me, but they also ginger me to be a better for myself and him.

5. Conversations are enjoyable and not tedious.

6. We like being around each other, but we also value time alone and we are comfortable being by ourselves.

7. Contact and communication, picks up from where we left off, without drama or annoying comments like - you abandoned me, you don't call me, so if I don't call you I won't hear from you blah blah blah blah

8. He is mature enough to understand that there's always a reason for missed calls and I will get back to him asap, he also understands the concepts of space and individuality.

9. He is a reasonable and responsible person, I genuinely respect. Not for what he has but for the person he is and the way he generally conducts himself.

10. He understands my love language and I understand his as well, hopefully he is also a dog and nature lover too,

Infact, you've said it all.
Profound

DaddyRochie1642:
God knows I can never allow myself to be envious of anyone, especially if that person has money, because you don't know what that person does behind closed doors to get that kind of money.


That Bastard that was caught should be sent to the Firing Squad.

The Idiot even has Six packs

I must commend you for bothering to scrutinize that detail

pocohantas:
I doubt this. If you need money badly, you would have noticed N20,000 left your account, because if ordinary N1 leave my account, I GO CALL OUT GTB FOR TWITTER, IG AND NAIRALAND.

Report to your bank.

As in... Kept thinking about It. Na big boy

Maxmilliano111:
Yes boss there's something we call the IMEI on your phone


It's like a number if you dial *#04# it's gonna bring it out
That number could be used to track you anywhere u are if I'm not mistaken

I guess u bought the phone hand to hand

So if you re using that phone for runs and shitt I'll suggest u sell the phone asap

I'm still prone to corrections though

*#06#

Daijin:
In my opinion, normal sleep regime is the most important thing for human beings, maily because it helps them to feel well. Some people neglect sleep regime, because they are sure that sleeping doesn't matter in their lives. However, it's not like that. It's proved by scientists that sleeping matters a lot. There are some diseases which are tightly connected with sleep regime, such as insomnia, nevertheless if you notice some symptoms of this disease you should apply to qualified somnologists, who can help you to fix it. If you want to be healthy and never have some diseases, you should comply with sleep regime.

Regimen

spiceadole:
What you earn doesn't matter.
I will choose a lawyer or accountant who earns far less than you do.
What are you developing?

I'm sure he meant web/app developer

Doradorwa:
I'm actually doing some of those jobs that turn the Op off. I'm a crypto trader, I work from home because of my online jobs for some forums. I'm mining the internet for money to the fullest extents. Anyways whatever rocks our boat sha

Nice one jare.
Who the hell is even turned off by someone who works from home? Is the Op any better sef. If only you knew how crazy Lagos traffic is.

JimPerry:
Interesting. It worked but it's quite funny that it works even for those that weren't deployed at all. I tried a few persons who I registered for but weren't selected. They didn't even do the biometrics verification but clicking on this link and using thier login ID, the PPA letter instantly comes up. Gets me surprised. How come??

A loophole has been inadvertently found!!

KelvinC1:
Ikorodu Secretariat opposite IKORODU general hospital Benson road.. NYSC is in charge of the PHYSICAL verification..

Okay thanks a lot.
Were you asked for Npower Profile page?

KelvinC1:
Have done my own PHYSICAL VERIFICATION successfully in IKORODU LAGOS, but PPA letter still not downloading even as I used Auto click app sef..

Dude i stay in ikorodu as well. Where and when did you do your physical verification?

Lol i see a less problematic wife. If it was my sister, omo! Na that front seat be her office

waze63:
I tried to register for this.. But they rejected my graduation year saying it should be 2017 whilst I graduated in 2015
Even my service year
What could be the reason?

Dey try take time read the criteria next time

nokspos:
Mother fucker

Literally