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MayorWhales:
My guys, when it’s time to finally get that woman and settle down, please it’s important to choose peace and genuineness so as to build a wonderful family and live a happier life, this way you live long and enjoy the blessings that comes with it

Cannot be overemphasised

Mercychen:
It doesn't feel special. Just normal feeling like every other normal human being.

To be honest, the feeling I get when people stare and ask questions is disturbing because all attention is drawn to you with such questions.

All the same, I give Glory to God.

I totally understand. On your behalf, I give God all the glory
Happy connecting with you.

Mercychen:
It feels normal until you're accused wrongly.

Had a toaster back then. So one day, he bumped into my twin and was like hi. My twin didn't reply him. You know how risky it is to talk with strangers. He called her by my name and she said, I'm not the one. And immediately someone else was like Bros free the girl now. Na by force?
The guy was flushed with embarrassment and insisted she was the one but my twin said, it's my twin!!!! Bobo no gree o.

Next he said: these Lagos girls have finished me. See someone I know denying me in Broad daylight. Lol.. my twin quickly walked away.
I had not given him my number then.

So the next day, he came to my office and asked. Why did you do this to me. I had to explain and apologize that it was my sister he saw. He then observed me a little and said, oh now I see. She's a little on the fat side lol..

Then i gave him my number ( number that I still wanted to delay before giving out). In case of next time, so he can call.

Sometimes I forget I'm with my lookalike when we are going until someone jolts me out of it with the " are you guys twins??!!!! . question.
Some will literally walk up to us, hug us and be like, I want identical twins like you.

The question can be very tiring sometimes when we go out together. So I don't respond anymore. Twinny is softer. So she does all the replies of "yes, we are. yes we are". Huh!

Above all. We bless God.

@ the emboldened. I would love to have seen the frustration written all over his face. What a beautiful story . I enjoy reading from you too. Now, here's the thing.. I would like to know the feel. Whenever I run into identical twins I almost immediately lost my composure and walk up to them to say hi. Dunno why .

My heart is shattered a million pieces reading this. May God console you and your family for the loss you have encountered. I surely do hope that you get deserved justice for Taiwo.

Op, this is early onset of CKD (chronic kidney disease). Please see a Nephrologist as soon as possible. Urinary retention in some cases could be caused by dehydration. Still see a doctor, nonetheless.

Mercychen:
That's not entirely true. I mean the sensing each others emotions part. Even communicating from afar is not true. When we are not spirits.

The only special way I know we communicate is when we say the same thing simultaneously. Or look at each other at the same time when someone says something we are not down with. Apart from this, everything is normal.

Though I remember a story my mum told us. That when we were babies (2 to 3 months old), we used to scare her a lot with the strange way we acted when sleeping.

She said she had walked into the room on several occasions to find us lying on our sides, facing each other on the bed but Immediately she walks in, we would both turn and back ourselves. She said it really got her worried and scared then. Lol...

As I am now, I don't know what twinny is up to.

Myth.

Wow. Beautiful
I'm curious about one thing though. How does it feel to have someone look just like you? I want to hear about this from an identical twin.

truthCoder:
hnmmm.

first, stop reading blogs that define relationships.

lets go practical. I speak the truth and it might hurt.

your wife and you got married not because you are best of friends but because you both seem to meet certain societal requirements you both set for yourselves. You wanted a virgin and a church girl from a good home. She wants a good man with a good job who will love her.

This is where the problem starts. You and your wife might be married but you are not friends. She needs someone to be free with and currently you are not..the pastor is.

Here is what you should do.

First ball is you. Are you the kind of guy that is not easily approachable by the wife on petty things? If you are, you need to change. She must have access to you on everything. If she thinks about ABC, she must be able to gist about it with you. Be more open. As regards sex, she is a learner...teach her...Sex is not just the penetration. Learn about taking it sloowwwww....For the next few days, make love without penetrating her. make her relaxed, give her a good massage, help her clean her ear, arrange her hair, help her try on different clothes, just lie on the bed and gist, kiss and cuddle, give her head, cut her toenails, do everything that involves touching but no penetration. This will loosen her more.

Take the pastor's phone number. Call him and tell him you are XYZ's husband. Don't allow him to 'pastorize' you. Tell him you have seen the chats and you are disappointed. Tell him he should never contact your wife again or he is going to see hell on earth. Tell him you will come into the church during service to embarrass him if he doesn't stop contacting your wife. Tell him you will report him to Winners Headquarters in Ota and via social media then hang up the call.

Next ball park is your wife. Sit her down and have this conversation with her. Tel her the most important relationship she has is the one with you. Every other one is secondary. Tell her you would love her more if she can make you her friend. If she has any thing to discuss, She should be free to do so with you. Show her love. Show her that she matters. Gist with her.

You will win her back

There ain't no truer words than all you've just said. Mad respect for you!!!
I have questions though? How can I contact you?

constance500:
Connected but no internet

When a lady tells you she likes you but can't return your love

So you can't browse

This comment

habitkiller:
I've actually stopped MASTURBATION totally and I thank God for this challenge.

How far? No relapse yet...

Klass99:
The right person for me will be;

1. Someone I like, who likes me back as well. The feeling is mutual and not one sided.

2. Our values, life and world views pretty much align and we are not poles apart in our thinking.

3. He shares valuable resources/information on things that matter like finances, real estate, trainings etc.

4. His life and work habits not only impress me, but they also ginger me to be a better for myself and him.

5. Conversations are enjoyable and not tedious.

6. We like being around each other, but we also value time alone and we are comfortable being by ourselves.

7. Contact and communication, picks up from where we left off, without drama or annoying comments like - you abandoned me, you don't call me, so if I don't call you I won't hear from you blah blah blah blah

8. He is mature enough to understand that there's always a reason for missed calls and I will get back to him asap, he also understands the concepts of space and individuality.

9. He is a reasonable and responsible person, I genuinely respect. Not for what he has but for the person he is and the way he generally conducts himself.

10. He understands my love language and I understand his as well, hopefully he is also a dog and nature lover too,

Infact, you've said it all.
Profound

DaddyRochie1642:
God knows I can never allow myself to be envious of anyone, especially if that person has money, because you don't know what that person does behind closed doors to get that kind of money.


That Bastard that was caught should be sent to the Firing Squad.

The Idiot even has Six packs

I must commend you for bothering to scrutinize that detail

pocohantas:
I doubt this. If you need money badly, you would have noticed N20,000 left your account, because if ordinary N1 leave my account, I GO CALL OUT GTB FOR TWITTER, IG AND NAIRALAND.

Report to your bank.

As in... Kept thinking about It. Na big boy

Maxmilliano111:
Yes boss there's something we call the IMEI on your phone


It's like a number if you dial *#04# it's gonna bring it out
That number could be used to track you anywhere u are if I'm not mistaken

I guess u bought the phone hand to hand

So if you re using that phone for runs and shitt I'll suggest u sell the phone asap

I'm still prone to corrections though

*#06#

Daijin:
In my opinion, normal sleep regime is the most important thing for human beings, maily because it helps them to feel well. Some people neglect sleep regime, because they are sure that sleeping doesn't matter in their lives. However, it's not like that. It's proved by scientists that sleeping matters a lot. There are some diseases which are tightly connected with sleep regime, such as insomnia, nevertheless if you notice some symptoms of this disease you should apply to qualified somnologists, who can help you to fix it. If you want to be healthy and never have some diseases, you should comply with sleep regime.

Regimen

spiceadole:
What you earn doesn't matter.
I will choose a lawyer or accountant who earns far less than you do.
What are you developing?

I'm sure he meant web/app developer

Doradorwa:
I'm actually doing some of those jobs that turn the Op off. I'm a crypto trader, I work from home because of my online jobs for some forums. I'm mining the internet for money to the fullest extents. Anyways whatever rocks our boat sha

Nice one jare.
Who the hell is even turned off by someone who works from home? Is the Op any better sef. If only you knew how crazy Lagos traffic is.

JimPerry:
Interesting. It worked but it's quite funny that it works even for those that weren't deployed at all. I tried a few persons who I registered for but weren't selected. They didn't even do the biometrics verification but clicking on this link and using thier login ID, the PPA letter instantly comes up. Gets me surprised. How come??

A loophole has been inadvertently found!!

KelvinC1:
Ikorodu Secretariat opposite IKORODU general hospital Benson road.. NYSC is in charge of the PHYSICAL verification..

Okay thanks a lot.
Were you asked for Npower Profile page?

KelvinC1:
Have done my own PHYSICAL VERIFICATION successfully in IKORODU LAGOS, but PPA letter still not downloading even as I used Auto click app sef..

Dude i stay in ikorodu as well. Where and when did you do your physical verification?

Lol i see a less problematic wife. If it was my sister, omo! Na that front seat be her office

waze63:
I tried to register for this.. But they rejected my graduation year saying it should be 2017 whilst I graduated in 2015
Even my service year
What could be the reason?

Dey try take time read the criteria next time

nokspos:
Mother fucker

Literally

When your laptop fan gives off a grinding noise, it's enough cue for you to get a replacement. I had this same issue last week. Took out the fan and dusted. The grinding noise stopped for a while and a little later, it got much louder.
I just went ahead to get a new fan.

Sonnobax15:

My one and only experience was back then in 2013..I was in ND1 then....One fateful night,I left my window opened while I was charging my battery via a desktop-charger..... Mennnnnnnn,the desktop-charger don lose shape en,plus many many rubber bands wey I use bind am....Even if na me be the thief,I for no gree steal that kind thing..

But las las,thief na thief....Dem no dey send....

Man this is funny as hell!!!!

Gwan2:
Bro, let me tell you something

A friend of mine told me when he came abroad, while most immigrants goal was/is to scout for jobs to make money..first thing he did was to register himself with a psychotherapist for a year to unlearn and relearn a lot of thing he inherited in naija before integrating himself into the country’s lifestyle.

Bro, we inherited a lot of vices that are inherent in us and needs to be cleared off our minds. The typical African or naija person is greedy, envious, malicious, wicked, corrupt, dishonest etc. Feel the air surrounding the country, it depicts the people’s personalities. I deviated from the topic because it is a subset of this.

I Stan bro. I stan
Well-captured

spill:
Hi Mskrisx,

Always call or visit mechanics that scans your car first before repairs or visit car scanner guys, it will definitely help.

The way I work on my car is this, I invite a car scanner to scan my ride anytime I notice anything abnormal. Immediately the problem codes are pulled out, I collect all the codes, make research and watch YouTube videos on how to fix the problems.

Then I will invite a mechanic and direct him on what I want him to do. I'm always willing to pay the mechanics well but must follow my instructions while working because I have done my research very well.

I drive around with less stress and I scan my car like 2 times in a month. I tried getting a scanner to be scanning it myself but Jumia delivered rubbish scanner that takes forever to connect to my car. I will make out chance visit the market and get a good scanner for myself to reduce cost of inviting the car scanner.

Always know the cause of the problem before working on your car. Don't allow mechanics to suggest or guess.

Finally, collect and keep safe every part a mechanic removed from your car. Make sure you collect the coils he replaced and keep it safe.

I don't have a car yet, but I find this useful and enlightening. Thanks chief

Well, IMO this could be due to heightened sexual performance anxiety. It does happen.

What a close shave. Fear women!!

AskIsrael:
Does anyone know this WhatsApp TV?

Check this site whatsapptvs.com.ng to know which WhatsApp Tv's are scam or legit.

An actor best known for his work on "The Wire" was found dead in his penthouse apartment in Brooklyn on Monday.

Police say the 54-year-old Michael K. Williams, who played the character Omar Little, was discovered by a family member.

Drug paraphernalia was found at the scene, authorities say. The NYPD says his death was being investigated as a possible drug overdose.

Outpouring condolences

"It is with deep sorrow that the family announces the passing of Emmy nominated actor Michael Kenneth Williams," his publicist said. "They ask for your privacy while grieving this unsurmountable loss."

Williams appeared in all five seasons of "The Wire" from 2002 to 2008, his character growing in prominence with each season.

As Little, he played a criminal with a strict moral code, known for taking advantage of a reputation for brutality that wasn't always real. The character also broke TV ground as an openly gay man whose sexuality wasn't central to his role.

Williams was raised in East Flatbush at Vanderveer Estates NYCHA housing. He was the co-founder and an advocate of "We Build the Block."

The Brooklyn-born Williams was also a ubiquitous character actor in other shows and films for more than two decades, including roles on the HBO series "Boardwalk Empire" and "Lovecraft Country," and in the films "12 Years a Slave" and "Assassin's Creed."

Source: https://abc7ny.com/michael-k-williams-the-wire-overdose-actor/11004308/

WibusJaga:

RIP. Fact is, he died in 1982.
You can imagine the huge accumulated medical bills. This is where mercy killing comes in.

Yes you're right. Euthanasia should be legalized already to put people out of suffering.

house10s:
lol dey wait for easy money

Sharrap