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Nerro042:
Exactly it is literally his business

Hahaha I see what you did there.
Nice pun

Iamdemola1:
Amen.
It reminds me of two of my Secondary school classmates who both died after wedding

Wow what a tragedy!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Africans are so pathetic......
They see masturbation as a bad thing ...

Masturbating is good....it is not a bad thing....

First of all....you all need to stop thinking it is a bad thing....so you won't be feeling guilty after masturbating.....

You know the funny thing
When you stop feeling guilty about masturbations and stop seeing it as a bad thing that is the time you start to limit it without you knowing....

Well said bruv!

Another victim of a failed system

Carlyscales:
I just lost it here!
My stomach oo!!

Not only you! Some hilarious sh!t

MejiLoyon:
When you tell someone safe journey no be only by motor accidents. So many factors dey including this shit factor.

At least you see bank enter

My own worse
And it happened to Mejiloyon when I was in 200 level. Mom has always warned me from eating outside because I react to seasonings especially those white ones like Vedan and Ajinomoto. One Saturday near exam period owu don blow men we go chow party chow. I won't say the meal so I won't seem tribalistic. But on our way back na that time I know say khaki no be leather. My belle first do tiiiiiuuuuunnnnn with one small mess . I overlook am. I just see my guy deji just start to run. Just like that he start to run. Wetin dey worry this one? Before you know I don dey sweat. All my body sweat full am. God so good I don pass great Hall. The way I take enter bush. You think I'm relieved Abi. Nah. You see the anus has a way of loosening when you don dey near toilet. Before I say make I loose belt shit don pour. All my legs all my boxers everywhere shit. Time was 3 pm.
Fellow Nigerians. I clean my body ,throway the jeans come turn Tarzan. I didn't leave that bush till 12 or 1 am. Yes I trekked butt naked to the hostel. It was my guy wande that left a three quarter for me at the carpark. Wande if you're here you know who I am finally. 9 hours in the bush. Dodging people,doing nothing,got bitten by insects and stuffs. It was horrible. Na so we shit am..I mean see am

Dude I dunno who you are but I surely laughed with tears in my eyes
We have all had one or two episode of bowel disturbances in public. Would probably share mine some day.

Offpoint1:
Taste good? I don't think so o, last one I tasted was sour.

Satisfy my curiosity though. Whose breast milk did you taste?!

Bornsinner7:
Baba you need to pay me for reading this.. even that year for school lecturer handout no long like this..

And to those who patiently perused through this literalistic piece.. you are the hope of Africa..

Back to the matter!
The whole thing just look like a dobed piece or perhaps the op is just showcasing his writing skill..

Well since you've tasted the coochie of your beloved wife to be sister and you're feeling guilt.. why not confess your sins and be free again

Tell grace what has happened and make her understand that it was just a one time thing that you will forever regret.. that way you are saving your relationship and freeing yourself from bondage.. Abigail will be family again when you confess your sins

If I were in the Op's shoes, I'd rather die and take it to my grave than tell someone who'd most probably never forgive me.

OP do not take this advice!

What can we term this?
Social anxiety?

Klass99:
Lol . I dated him because;

1. Dude spoke my love languages without me ever revealing what they were - the thing bust my head die

2. He had class, great taste and a strong sense of responsibility towards self and family I admired - he still does.

3. He was older and mature, I actually like my men older than me. Like fine wine, men get better with age is not a myth at all. Younger men or the ones in my age group are in the habit of sending photos of their peepee, calling you baby or sweetheart within a short time of meeting you, it's a huge turn off and there was none of that with him.

4. We could carry on delightful conversations via chats and in person, he never texted in short hand (another thing that tripped me to pieces) our conversations were meaningful, they had depth and substance.

5. I'm a health and fitness conscious person, I liked that at his age he was trim, fit and healthy not to mention good looking and he worked out every week. It was easy to get him the ideal valentine gift last year.

6. Our first date was so cool. We did a movie @ the cinema, sat down to a light meal of pizza/ drinks afterwards and gisted for 2 hours just getting to know ourselves.

Please tell me, how could I not have dated this man? Atheist or not? I decided a long time ago that I was never going to deny myself the company of good a man, simply because a relationship won't lead to marriage.

Just answering your question has me thinking of him and all my memories of him are pleasant. It's his birthday April 1, I think I'm going to have a surprise gift delivered to him, even though we drifted apart and haven't spoken to each other for a while, I like this guy. Have I satisfied your amebo curiosity?

I'm sorry to digress, you're such an excellent writer.
Kudos

The FRSC sector commander who said the accident occurred because the truck was on excessive speed when it rammed into the tricycles added that investigation into the incident was still ongoing.

Which useless investigation? Would it bring back the lost souls.

ITbomb:
Women are not good with power
They are always insecure and want everyone to bow to them.
They go extra length to show that they are in charge

You deserve a beer. What do you take?

paulolee:
this d main reason why am scared for inviting girls over or booking locations or making plans for diick appointment...
d most shocking day of my life was on a cold evening around 2014, that one bea passed out in my room when I was going very fast from d back after taking viagra..
she jus off n wasnt responding and I was scared as hell n called my next door gee Simon who poured water on her n she started gasping for air,
we carried her to my skul clinic around 11pm and the nurse on duty said she passed out maybe bcoz she was asthmatic which she never told me..
after dt day I gave my life to Christ completely on sex tinz n stayed celibate for years...
ever since then I do relate with such news like dis bcoz I av had first hand experience, if no be GOD, I for still dey prison dey serve while my parents think say I dey skul...
thankGOD say GOD no unGODLY.....

Omo!!

Kriss216:
This Harry is just a SIMP.le guy!


How can you abandon royalty and your family for an over used kpekus that left her 4 year marriage?

The love of a woman taste as wine and last only for a while, but, the love of a family last forever!

You dunno anything

Such an unfortunate disaster. It begs the question: how prepared are we for happenings like this?

lilachiever:
I'm 5ft8 too but dem no born any bagga well to disrespect me.

Maybe you don't carry yourself with confidence, even person wey tall pass me sef dey reason well before dey call me by my name. But I get plenty beards and choco for head sha.

Usher go wan seize my phone? Lol, na only one sentence I go give am and she no go ever try am again.

My guy

Codyt:
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Nice works

healthserve:
Yeeey! I Remember. Congrats. Kudos to NairalandDoctor. Nice job

Thanks for the love Bro.

Update
Few weeks ago after posting this thread, I got in touch with NairalandDoctor. And after observing the throat, he prescribed some drugs.
Just wanted to inform you guys I'm fully recovered and my tonsils are no longer swollen.

Cc: Tellemall, healthserve, aminu114, alphaNomega6 and to my doc NairalandDoctor. Thank you all.
Have a blast this yuletide. Season greetings

NairalandDoctor:
thanks healthserve for reaching out.


To the op can you email me with a picture of the swollen tonsil? Cc Darkmode64. Thanks in anticipation.

₦airalandDoctor

I'll do that right away.

Tellemall:
Lol. If you're not careful, you will get sick by merely reading the results of the Google search.

You're not far from the truth. Learned the hard way this time.

Tellemall:
Not tonsillitis. Tonsilloliths.

Those white things are accumulated dirt. But the good news is that they aren't permanent or anything to fear. Hopefully your food can push it down when you swallow

Oh thanks for the clarification
You're right. I can see some white tonsil stones in the holes of the tonsils. I've been gargling with warm water and salt though.
I was terrified when i entered google bro.

Tellemall:
It's just tonsilloliths.

Gargle warm salt water. They come on with a cold or cough.

Fear not.

If you really don't want them, you can pick them out, but that would cause bleeding. So just stick with the gargling warm salted water. They will eventually fall off on their own.

Thanks for you input
Dont you think tonsillitis come with pain?
Mine is painless. I have no trouble swallowing

aminu114:
stop thinking that its hiv

Thanks man

y:
You must really hate hospitals so much to post this thing online. Please visit a standard hospital.

Its not so. Based on my current location now, I felt I needed to hear few opinions here to see if it can be managed.
But thanks for your input

Hello fellow nairalanders.

I'll go straight to the point. Sometime last week while looking at the mirror, I observed that my tonsils behind my throat were swollen with white spots. I would have thought tonsilitis or strepthroat, but it does not hurt me in any way neither am I experiencing symptoms of the aforementioned health cases. I swallow without pains. I was prescribed chymotrypsin(Maxmoral) a day later and I've used this for 3 days my tonsils still have with spots in them. "Googling the symptoms" have given me sleepless nights because of the horrific things I've read.
Please, is there some antibiotics I can use for this? Should I be worried?

Medical practitioners in the house your opinions shall be welcomed.