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Great nollywood script, all U need now is the right cast. Talk to Zeb Ejiro, sure he'll pounce on ur story.

Dumped on val's day, how does that affect the price of "Dawa"??

@poster, Hook up with eyo-negro. You 2 have boatloads in common, !!

Final answer? Just walk away, cos she'll get bored of your tattered english sooner than later!

I don't think civilized is the right term to use here, Infact, it's anything but civilization to be branded a Lagosian. True there are skycrapers, lovely structures, corporate headquarters and first-class entertainment facilities, but that's about it. On the contrary, I think its so damn simple to spot a Lagosian when he's outta Lagos. They talk HOT air; are ALWAYS in a hurry; try to be CUNNING in everything they engage in, no matter how minute and generally want to gain an edge over you.

If that defines civilization, what with ALL the filth they live in, then most of us would rather remain uncivilized. A land where there is no empathy, everyone tells you to shine your eye, you live in constant tension and apprehension, and breathe in humid pollution, CRAP!

Its a phase pregnant women pass thru that thoroughly amazes and amuses me, I'm not a dad though (Yet anyway, )
My cousin is pregnant, I dropped by to say hi and ran straight into a plea for food. Her husband was reluctant to go out and buy anything cos they had tons of food at home.

Needless to say she practically BEGGED me to run the errand, the thought alone ALWAYS gives me the giggles, and I use it to taunt her every now and then. She also got invited to a birthday party which she singlehandely turned into a Come-Chop affair as they had to attend to her cravings instantly, lol

God is great.

The machine is to die for, I'll call you when I can afford it

Exactly brauneyes, USA first cos he's an American. Dunno why people BELIEVE Obama is going to place Africa top on his agenda just cos he's BLACK. We have to wake up to reality, Time will come when we'll drink that oil that we're so dependent on, cos there'll be cheaper, cleaner alternatives.

I managed a cafe for nearly 2 years in the past. The advantage we had was POWER. We were hooked up to NESCO in Jos, which trumps PHCN hands down ANY day, so we had little use for our generator. Try to cut down on your spending on diesel by seeking alternative power sources, I know this is difficult sha,

Secondly, explore other value-added services:

Phone Apps, Mp3s, Games, Pc Games,

We once had damage to our V-sat that put us offline for 3 weeks; We opened every single day to love-vendor phones and host UNREAL TOURNAMENT on all our PCs. We peaked on nearly N10,000 per day during that period, without internet services.

Lastly, improve customer service. Get the right people to be your attendants, not stupid pricks who'll make passes at your female customers and be arrogant to the male ones,

Boy, you seem to have issues with your self-esteem(judging from ur other topics, ), U always need constant re-assurance and pep-talks. Leave the girl be, let her get an education, you should do same while you're at it, instead of looking for a sex-toy.

Honesty is ALWAYS the best policy, its' just not debatable. When you fail to tell the truth, you inadvertently tell a lie or at best, suppress the truth.

You can pay now or you WILL pay later.

I live alone, I have to keep my stuff in order else I pay the price the following day, if its a work day; its as simple as that.
I know where I leave my stuff and it suits me just fine to pick em up when I need em.
Whenever my luv visits, she re-orders EVERYTHING, which makes sense, and doesn't let me leave stuff de way I leave them. She's so PERFECTLY happy arranging my life and stuff and picking up after me, so why would I bloody complain??

No matter how we do it men, when a woman shows up, she HAS to touch it abit, its' innate and they can't help it. Damn, she even tells me when I can really use a nap, and its off to bed with me,
If it makes her happy, leave her be,

Pity, He joined the WRONG club is all, they changed his style of play and he has struggled since then.
Anyway, for the sort of cash he's paid, I'll gladly pass the ball vertically sef, not just sideways!!

One UNIted!!

Doubt if I could ever slap her, the thought of it even, would be like smacking myself really!
We'd probably split-up before it got so bad that we started trading blows.

Like John Motson says, "Its a Pittty, " Chelski were just overawed, outplayed, outlassed and totally outshone in this epic massacre

Red Devils Rule,
Others Drool,

Luckyme9, thanks a bunch for the tip. I'll keep it in mind as I shop!!

Lere, you may be all that and even more, but you sure do need some coaching on your attitude and interpersonal skills. There was really NO need to spit out such venom, you may find you'll hold onto your vehicles for a really loooooong time mate!

@poster, Its a BIG one, but the ball is in your court and yours alone. He's intelligent enough for you to have been attracted in the first place, so I disagree that he's un-educated! Not schooled formally perhaps. He cannot speak the english fluently would be a better categorization and this is a big "To Do" if you allow it to be.

If you do Love him enough to marry him, then encourage him 'lovingly' to improve, but you cannot force it on him else you'll lose him and worse, you'll damage his self worth.
If he refuses, or feels slighted, then you have to FORGET it and Love him as he is.

If you do marry him, you'll go out together, you'll attend public functions together- you have to remember not to make excuses for his inability to communicate effectively.

Tough choices eh? Pray for wisdom. Wish you luck!

Please I am looking to buy a power generator that can carry a fridge and pressing Iron, and maybe an ac, window unit.
Which KVA should I buy??
Thanks.

How could Christmas possibly be very sad just cos you failed to get laid? Ur intepretation of the joys of Christmas is really pathetic mate,

Hate to say this, but I find it hard to believe that you've somehow lost nearky 400k and you cannot go into any branch to request for a simple statement of account in the very least to see where your money went. Instead you're blowing empty threats and mis-posting on the wrong childboards!!

Money never vanishes into thin air in a bank, there's ALWAYS a trail, audit trail we call it- Every debit has a damn credit. You have an account officer, assuming you haven't dispatched him to the great beyond yet, see him at your branch and view your account history. If the entries were wrong entries, they'll be reversed ASAP. If your account has been compromised I.E internet banking or maybe you exposed your PIN, then restrictions will be placed on your account and investigations carried out to see how much can be recovered.
Cheers Mate, !!

Have on both hands, cut off though, but peeps think its a novelty, I like being different,

Olaremint,

millions of nigerians are unemployed because of warped minds like the poster who have all the certificates in the world but lack the practical skills to translate it into jobs and technological breakthrough.

I seriously doubt your statistics my friend. The only reason millions of Nigerians would be un-employed is if they only "crammed" the book knowledge to pass exams, hence their inability to translate theory into pratical scenarios.

I have just the one degree, all my IT skills are self taught (No false certificates cos I don't need them), I'm on my second job, I earn a six figure salary, I have not flunked an interview yet (Not my doing, God's been good to me). If these are the results of a warped mind, my brother, May I be forever Warped!!

If you're looking for a job, it pays to be as polished as possible. simple.

Hello house, Did a medical examination for GTB last week (experienced Hire, ) How long before they call? Any hints? I'm kinda tense with every passing day and I just wanna quit my present job!
Thanks

Don't u just hate it when u walk up to the ATM and realize its "Temporarily out of service" or after u think the transaction's going to be completed You get "Temporarily Unable to dispense cash" or worse still, Your account is debited and the daft machine just spits out your card without the cash?
Yes, I've not had that experience anyway because I'D rather borrow cash than use some particular ATM terminals.

Firstly, there are mainly two types of ATM terminals in Nigeria- NCR and Wincor/Nixdorf. Example of NCR are most in-lobby machines especially the ones in Firstbank Halls and even their Thru- the -Wall machines are mainly NCR.
Examples of Wincor are ALL GTB terminals and Most Intercontinental Off-site ATMs. These machines are German-made, look and feel sturdy and reassuring, and they hardly fail mechanically. Off-site means away from the bank, or stand alone ATM terminals e.g at Eateries, Malls, Gas Stations et al.
The other machines you'D be unfortunate to encounter are the pieces of customized plastic that Zenith deploys and some Archaic stuff that Union resurrected from heaven knows where!!

TIP 1- Try as much as possible to use ONLY your banks' ATM. This defeats the aim of interswitch interconnecting ALL the banks BUT saves you the trauma of having another bank machine retaining your card or worse still your money. Believe me, the shortest time I've known another bank to respond to a dispense error is 6 weeks, give or take a week. On the average, your money will be in a suspense account for 8 weeks if God loves you, if not, 3 months!
If you encounter a dispense error on your Bank ATM, regardless of where your account is domiclied, you should get the money back in your account 24 hours after you report it OFFICIALLY. Don't settle for anything less from your bank.

TIP 2- Always try and remember if a particular machine has a notorious history, or the Bank ATM service for that matter. They are all just machines, but some are better than others, and some banks are better than others in this technology deployment as well. Unless if you're the first to get the machine, observe whether the previous customer had a successful transaction before you take the plunge yourself.

TIP 3- If you must use another banks' ATM, make sure its a Wincor. Believe me, I love and trust this machine and it doesn't malfunction. Worst case scenario, it'll tell you it has no cash to dispense or it'll just be out of service when You get there. NCR machines are touch and go, they are Ok, but they have let people down.

TIP 4- Use the following other bank ATM terminals when you have to. In this order- GTB(Wincor), FCMB(Wincor), FirstBank (NCR.They always have crisp MINT), Diamond Bank, SOME Intercontinental Banks (Not All oh )UBA (u'll get dirty, soggy notes to boot, ).

These are the ones I can think about for now. Will add more as I experience more! You can add your tips as well so we all avoid being victims at one time or the other.

@ All, thanks!! I'm having the calipers looked at first thingy in the morning. I actually had to travel over 4 hrs with the tyres overheating this way. Soon as I got home, I upturned a bottle of water on the more guilty tyre, I had a steam bath there!! Tyres were so friggin hot, Thank God for journey mercies, I kept praying my tyres wouldn't burst, I'm still a bachelor oh!

The discs on which my front tyres are mounted tend to get quite hot, then de one on de drivers side begins to creak audibly, mechs can't fathom what de trouble is. Any ideas? Its a honda.

Yay, you guys were bang on target with your diagnosis. Took de car to the mech and told him "Chk de calipers", Found them to be stuck and abit immobile,greased them. My car's cool running again. You guys are GOOD!!

THANKS

For ME-
Roger Moore
Sean Connery
George Lazenby

Yes, Good ol George is just being dissed cos he didn't live up to expectation after the release of the movie and was axed. OHMSS is one of my fav Bond movies of all times, lovely music score from John Barry and Louis Armstrong to boot!

Timothy Dalton SUCKS!!

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