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Passby of course, I have not forgotten my childhood lessons: Don't pick money from the floor else you will turn to a tuber of Yam...........talk less of money that's placed in a sacrifice calabash

What a shame! These people are far from being Honourable and should never be used as role models

Malami is fighting for his selfish self.........what a devilish man

DaniDani:
I wish there are renowned activist SANs like late Gan Fawyemi in his team. Nnamdi kalu is a rare specie of the homo sapiens that occupy the geographical space called Nigeria. Even among we Igbos, nnamdi kalu is unique. It's not about Biafra, but it's about if we will have 50% of Igbos who is unbiased in reasoning, selfless, creative, intelligent, and realistic, in the desired Biafra. That's my worry!.

You must be smoking something very strong. Did you just describe MNK as unbiased, realistic and selfless!!!!!!!!!! Wow!

Imagine this was the US, you can't possibly givesuch a flimsy excuse. Faulty gauge for a new train!

Kudos to this government for making good on this promise. While other areas of governance are lacking in progress, lets praise them for this one

Sad! Civet ended just for food

Amotolongbo:
Dear Parent,

Please leave the illegible handwriting alone.
That is an omen your child is a medical doctor in the making.
Let him continue with that handwriting which is an attribute of prescription writers.

Thanks

I don't think this post is for joking. Medical doctors have very good handwriting except for when they write prescriptions

Lord of the Rings Trilogy and Hobits Trilogy, Gladiator, Patriot Star wars (old and new)

MoneyGoDrop:
Why can't the mother bury it?

Does that look like an "it" to you!

If the wives of western leaders tried this rubbish, their husbands will loose their jobs.

donbachi:
u forget sey i no get sense.

You must be a comedian.....you yab yourself finish sotey I no fit yab you again

mymadam:
Is 'church deliverance' the treatment for kleptomania? Just asking

That lady's problem isn't klepto it's just stealing probably as a result of poverty and poor moral upbringing. Kleptomania is a psychological disorder (kleptomanians don't steal for profit or gain, they just feel an urge to steal even what may belong to them already). I heard queen Elizabeth is a kleptomaniac too

donbachi:
Hope she no go thief the money given to her.

N
Please slowly read again what you wrote to check for sense in it

I was having flashes of images of our pot bellied ministers and governors who would have reached their mansions in the UK if this kind of war were to happen in their domain

Abuja association increased theirs months ago

Prechgold1180:
Talk of wars make me want to go to war for your love , Russia might be invading Ukraine but the only place I want to invade is your heart ,bombs and sound of bomb flying left right and center , but the only thing am scared of is the thought of loosing you
I promise to PUTIN all my heart effort to show you how much I love you


OG precious aka cubana

Dem don give this one something chop

Woman can go as long as they desire......he doesn't know what he is saying

This is why i speak against ethnism and religious bias on nairaland. Its a devilish tool for division and many ignorant folk subscribe to it. Imagine this senseless, block head priest. Many priest have no business being behind the pulpit. One thing is sure, any tribe that thinks that their exit will spell doom for the rest of the country will be shocked that life will go on and adjustments will be made in time without any major challenge. No one is indispensable in Nigeria

Kobojunkie:
My mistake.... all these stories are beginning to overlap for me abeg....

I mean is the devil the 20-year-old university studeny cousin, or is the devil the OP who is a 30-year old ?

I understand, no wahala.
Both of them are being used to tempt one another. The OP is acting like an immature, undisciplined individual. A 30yr old that can't put his foot down to caution his relative and is even beginning to consider the actions that he may take in future.
The 20yr old contrary to what many are saying isn't a naive child, she most likely knows what she is doing. I will not call her the devil despite this if the immature brother fails to realize his duty as a big brother.

Kobojunkie:
Who be the devil in this case? The OP or the 15-year old housemaid?

Where did you see Housemaid mentioned in the story

Brahma Guarana, Limca, Crush, Krest

The devil is applying to rent space in your head. Instead of you to run for your life, you are here asking strangers on Nairaland as if you don't know that your desires are pure evil

This ban effectively ends her career, a sad one

IamV:
You got those pairs of words you think English learners may have tough time differentiating which from which, especially during writing,please drop them here.
Below are mine .


- Artist / Artiste

An artist is a person who draws,paints or makes carves,while an artiste is a public performer , especially songs or dance.

-seize / cease

Seize means to take possession of something using force or violence,while cease means to bring something to an end or stop.

- stationary / stationery;

Stationary is a condition in which an object or something is not experiencing motion. It's stagnant. While stationery are basically your writing materials, office materials.

- Illegible / Eligible;

Illegible is a situation where something or a writing is not clear enough to be read, while eligible means meeting the necessary conditions or qualifications to participate for something.


Moral / morale;

Moral relates to principle of right and wrong in behaviour,while morale is about the level of belief ,determination and confidence a person or group of persons have at a given time.

Do you have any?
List if you do, e will love to learn them.

Most useful and educative post on nairaland

Stay clear from these once if you want to live long..... them papa go act Rambo 5 for your head

Oche211:
Send that girl away at all cost before your marriage scatter.
15 years old ooo
How do some men have such erections?

It's quite simple really. A man's major sexual organ is his mind, once he lacks the discipline to control his mind then the penis will be indiciplined as well. This man doesn't value his marriage much and imagine him allowing himself to desire a minor.

NwaNimo1:
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Lol!!!!!!!!!

Professor of Bigotry........... Advance stage schizophrenia

The father's face says it all. The black sheep of family is now the family s pride

Bipolar preachers all over the place

This looks more like a civet