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Lovely concept

What a way to end up after a glorious enviable career

Jiouras:
I’m interested in the washing machine

please you can reach me on 0.7.0.6.8.8.0.1.4.2.7

Dollpop:
Number to contact you?

0.7.0.6.8.8.0.1.4.2.7

Abeg... I cannot laff
I need those type of #50 meat... Mumu pranck that could have cost him promo of slaps!!!

farem:
Please your honest responses only.

THE STORY:

An 18yr old boy stole a phone from a neighbor that was valued at 55k, the boy was arrested by the police & his parents were asked to pay 250k to free him, the parents struggled & managed to raise the money for the police so as to bail out the boy, as they were driving home, the parents pleaded their son, "never should you repeat this kind of nonsense young man, don't you see how you much your bad behaviour has cost us................" The boy replied, "don't worry, your 250k, is here with me, I stole it from the drawer when I was being released"🙆🙆
Now😋 the question is if you were the parents:
1) Will you return the boy to the police station?
2) Will you return the money to the cops &
3) Will you punish the boy?

Honest responses only...

I would be shocked and scream... But, inside of me; I would be happy he got back the 250k.

Happy birthday to the lil one..

Driggs:
No.. 100k.. new one na 180.. why would I buy used one for 150?

I guess you are mistaken on the type and size of refrigerator that it is. It is bigger than the picture size

Fulani14:
Pls guys I need help with lists of college that gives admission fast,am hoping i can still apply for September intake or is it too late?

Try post graduate certificate in Yorke University and Trent University

lamdbull:
Upcoming Nigerian Artiste Dbull, who is quite popular among nairalanders has finally dropped his first single of the year, titled Vibes Alive.

The song is all about keeping the fire going after meeting someone, and also his fear of disappointment after meeting someone he likes, so as both of don't just turn to status viewers on WhatsApp after starting out with fire.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpQAMQ5THBY






https://audiomack.com/dbullofficial/song/vibes-alive-1

Weldone... Keep on keeping up!!!

ojumi1234:
My girl is age 7, how can she start learning programming?

I need your counsel..❤️❤️❤️❤️

it a good one... Let her start with little codings that can produce visual effects. Lile coding mini games

ahnie:
Trojan has bowed from active service and he sure deserves sentforth party.

Trojan would be remembered for it's exploits over the past 10yrs

ahnie:
The trojan needs some rest from active service.

By the way....does men still have erection this period?

I think his Trojan sef knows that eyes are seeing shege in naija right now

Borntosmoke:
I had a fight with one stupid man when playing football yesterday . We both beat ourself but I came out as the winner. But he manage to give me a punch on my cheeks. Since yesterday it has been swelling up. I use rob, hot water. It is still swelling up. Nairaland please help me. . I don't want to have cheeks tumour. Pls help meoo🙏🙏🙏🙏. I'm the one that won fight, why can I be the one still suffering from pain.


Seun
Mynd44

I guess he dislocated your jaw... it will come down to normal later

Offpointng:
I don't know how to put it in the right words tho. but my Mum kinda have a past History with Igbo people that's making accepting my Girlfriend a problem. One of it was, when she had my Pregnancy, she had to work under this Igbo woman that maltreated her and did the unthinkable to a pregnant woman. The painful thing was, the woman's friends also used that leverage to insult, maltreat and do all manner of unthinkable things to her despite seeing how heavily pregnant she was. Before then, the nature of my Dad's job is a type that he only comes home twice monthly and my mum being a woman that wasn't trained to be idle took it on herself to keep herself busy atleast and decide to work at a Restaurant close to where she lived and that was the inhumane treatment she got. When we moved to the SW, we had to stay in this flat that had two Igbo neighbors. My mom actually made friends with them outta a pure heart but they just kept taking advantage of the fact that she a free giver. they back bite and do say bad things about her alot. The Yoruba neighbors on the other hand were more friendly to her and so overtime, she do have this distant relationship with any Igbo person she meet and that history is bout affecting my relationship with this girl. I would have said I'll go ahead with the relationship regardless but my mom don't want to tell you something and you disobey. it always come with regrets. esp me, anytime I do something she doesn't want me to do I always do regret it.

This have got me worried tbh. what can I do fam?

Appeal to her and have your dad intervene if possible... If she still does not agree, you maybhave to end the relationship.
But, if you're stubborn like me, then fight for your love... just know that it might/ might not end well.

Xscape1993:
Tv, refrigerator and washing machine. Alimosho.

That should not be a problem if you ensure the movement is done on a sunday (morning at best) to avoid traffic

Xscape1993:
I live on the mainland ooo.

which of the items are you interested in buying and where on the mainland do you live?

LOOYALTY:
Comrade can the washing machine go for 80k

Not at all

Xscape1993:
Location in Lagos please.

Thomas Estate, Ajah

Driggs:
I get serious buyer.. fridge 100k

150k os the last price... you can call me on my phone ir let's chat on WhatsApp please. Thank you

akpur1:
I don't Like court marriage I never liked it

Then she can not feel secured...
And what happens if you both want to relocate out of the country tomorrow? Is is traditional marriage cert. you'll present?

akpur1:
My girlfriend I told her am not doing court marriage with her we are doing only traditional. She is angry and sad.

...and why don't you want to do that if your intentions are genuine?

kyber:
Please state candid reasons and facts only

She tried for her age...
She is right if she had never visited the guy before and they were not yet dating.. But to have blocked him, made no sense!!!

Household items for sale:

LG refrigerator: 150k

LG 7kg digital washing machine: 120k

LG gas cooker: 150k

42inches LG smart TV - 120k

Scanfrost Food processor: 40k

Sober reflection

ijgbMillionaire:
Hello guys,

I am feeling lucky today. I believe someone would teach how to 10x my raining day fund by the end of the year.

For context, I lost my high paying international job last year. When I calculate the total amount earned, I saw that it was around 40m, but I have less than 15m in savings, though I bought couple of land I intended to use for agriculture, but I can account over 20m of the money.

Okay I can account for some, I bought a car and moved apartments, but I don't want to go broke. I stopped going to clubs like I did last year sha.

What have I done?
I bought around 10 acres of land to farm, I was waiting for raining season, and it is finally here, but I am not that hopeful about it.
I engaged the service of a consultant to set up a cooking gas business, but I am scared of removing over 6m from my limited resources, what if it doesn't work, it is not like I sell the plant at a profit.

Please be gentle on me, I won't contact you privately until you have shared your idea publicly first.

Go into exportation

Are you sure you really want something that you'll have to push to start

I hope their exchange rate is good enough... noth like chipper and the likes claiming zero remittance fees

Many evil human beings... All for money