₦airaland Forum

Or11:
This was the only reason I looked forward to going to church because we always stopped here on our way home.

Indomie generation, pls go to any aboki to make you your indomie, this thread is not for you.

Reminds me of Chicken Grotto in Ibadan back in the days before the emergence of Mr. Biggs

This is the worst we've had since the days is Maurice Iwu

thesicilian:
Pls don't loud it o, before Buhari will hear and go and collect the loan instead

Lol... Bubu too like loan.
He can even use Nigeria to borrow money from palmpay and Lapo

saintopus:
The dollar may be heading to it's final downfall perhaps sooner than we expected.

The recent China imbroglio with the US may end up crashing the dollar.

China have started using the Yuan for International transactions . Most African countries will benefit as India may likely follow China.

Russia is already at alert.

Interesting economic times are ahead

Your are right... Especially, with the growing influence of BRICS. Just yesterday, Tunisia rejected a loan from IMF and sought membership with BRICS

mizzhathaway:
Happy Sunday people
It's funny to me myself that I'm here to rant about Biros, but really this is coming from a place of frustration. Do you all know how annoying it is to spend money on Biros almost every two days??! Biros these days are just absolutely terrible. You buy a new shiny biro, Avanti and co.. some with strange names sef, use it for one day and the next day, this apparently full inked biro is unconscious.
I don't understand, my purse is always filled with new and dead Biros, lol.
It wasn't until I had to borrow a Biro in a test I decided I was done. I sought out Bic, I remembered using it briefly in secondary school and I also did a mini impromptu campaign for them when they visited my school then, being the SP, I found myself campaigning for a Biro I never even used, I was given some afterwards and I used it well.
Now I'm back to Bic, and you guys, this is the second week now and here I am still writing with my beloved Biro. Goodbye to fake Biros. Lol

BIC in those days was the real deal as against eleganza biros that usually spilled ink. Then came Reynolds pen and others!!!

E get as e be ooo... She might just be watching out for herself for after the marriage noni

dontai:
She is a first time traveler, and I want an immigration officer or anybody that know much about the Muritala Muhammad airport who can take her board her flight tomorrow, Thanks.

How old is she?
She really does not need anyone for that... I believe she can figure it all out once she gets there. She can always get help from other travelers

guobe:
I was chatting with a lady and she said she spent about 150,000 naira so her husband go for medical check up as birthday gift.she was like she feels men that kick bucket are resting and living a heavy burden of taking care of the kids he left behind for the spouse alone.It really got me cracking but deep down people should try and go for medical check ups once in a while so as to know your medical state..As the economy is not smiling I doubt if that is possible as most people work and work till the eventuality happens.God save us.

It is not a bad birthday gift though

litigator:
This question was asked, Nicodemeously, by one of my followers who is also a nairalander. I promised her that I will write about it for others to learn. Especially, our Christian sisters and mothers.

But before we begin, what do you think?

Why land your husband in time of trouble... Is it right?
Anyways, i don't know what their marriage was like before his illness

Lamanii22:
Or it’s the beginning of adultery


Ever since I sealed it with my husband I stopped giving out my numbers to guys, my phone barely rings lol…

Recently I met a man at my university who's elderly and as well married he asked for my number i did give him cause he may be of help cause he works in the federal parastatals… and he is top in his dept….


He said he wants us to be friends and all, he wants us to go out on a date, I actually gisted my husband about him and all but didn’t tell my husband he wants us to go on a harmless date….


I’m just tryna guard my heart, maybe it’s best I don’t go… or maybe there’s something called harmless date or that harmless could be harmful

Advices needed thank you….

My sister, just imagine your husband seeing you with him in your 'harmless date'.... Be wise!!!

obembet:
Lampard suffers 3-game losing streak, Gallagher nets. Chelsea were comprehensively outplayed on their own pitch and such was Brighton’s dominance not even the changes made by Frank Lampard with the Madrid return in mind offer any mitigation.

Chelsea are going to face some tough games in coming weeks., Here are some tough matches ahead of Chelsea.
4 points
Chelsea vs Brentford

Chelsea is playing home against Brentford at Stamford Bridge on Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 18:45 UTC. This is Round 33 of the Premier League.

The current head to head record for the teams are Chelsea four wins, Brentford one win, and two draws.

Manchester city vs Chelsea

Manchester City is playing home against Chelsea at Etihad Stadium on Sat, May 20, 2023, 14:00 UTC. This is Round 37 of the Premier League.

The current head to head record for the teams are Manchester City 22 wins, Chelsea 12 wins, and three draws.

Chelsea vs Newcastle

Chelsea is playing home against Newcastle United at Stamford Bridge on Sun, May 28, 2023, 15:30 UTC. This is Round 38 of the Premier League.

The current head to head record for the teams are Chelsea 14 wins, Newcastle United eight wins, and three draws.

Manchester United vs Chelsea

Manchester United is playing home against Chelsea at Old Trafford on Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 16:30 UTC. This is Round 32 of the Premier League.

The current head to head record for the teams are Manchester United 12 wins, Chelsea 11 wins, and 13 draws.

Arsenal vs Chelsea

Arsenal is playing home against Chelsea at Emirates Stadium on Tue, May 2, 2023, 19:00 UTC. This is Round 34 of the Premier League.

The current head to head record for the teams are Arsenal 15 wins, Chelsea 15 wins, and seven draws.

How many points do you think they can get from this six matches?

Source: obembet

Nlfpmod
Seun
mynd44
Lalasticlala

4 points

kad199:
Pls which other business online can I add to my work as side hustle.

You can assist people to secure admission in international schools (even if they graduated with a 3rd class), get them student loans(to cover for their studies and proof of funds) and even help them to process their study permit(Canada).
All the above can make you over 200k monthly on one student cos some schools will pay you for that, the company that gives it student loan will pay you and the student will still pay you!!!

Double wahala for dead body

edoncast:
My ex who i was not yet married to came to my house in my absence to pack my things away .

She had a son for me and he will be 5 years next year .She packed on january 10th when i was in the office. That day she packed ,she still called to ask for money to refill gas which i sent. Later in the evenning ,i called her on my way home to inform her i was hungry ,she replied and told me she already left .I rushed home and find out she actually did .

A week after ,she came to carry my wall fan and my stabilizer .I have to let that go because i was careless not to have changed the key .

I have made several attempts to reconcile though i didnt beat her or maltreat her .Her only problem with me was that i am rude to her families .This is a lady we have been cohabiting since 2013 when i helped her for admission into my school.

None of her relatives have contributed a dime to her for the ten years we were together .I will only appreciate her mum for her efforts while she was alive .She is the last born with a sister and a brother .

I was once a good boy to their family when i was doing very fine then .Things went bad when i stopped been nice to their families and her brother ,sister husband and her sister ganged up against me .


I called her 2 days ago that i needed to see my son and she said i should wait for her in Agege TFC.While i was waiting ,they were in my house with a car to pack the underlisted items !Please ,what should i do ?

They met my new gf at home and packed all my things .My gf called me but they have left before i could get home .


These are the things carted away .Those marked have been replaced that day and yesterday .The one with red mark are yet to be retrieved or gotten back .


power bank ✅
50k ❌
Mattress ✅
Iron✅
Gas ✅
Pots and all kitchen utensils✅
All my certificates ❌
My pictures❌
Foodstuffs ✅
Drugs ❌
Diaries ❌
Waste baskets ✅
Packer ✅
My son clothes from cradle till 4 years ❌
My baths ✅
Electric blender ✅
Toasting machine❌
My clothes ❌
Stabilizer ❌
Wall fan ❌
Shoe rack ❌
Small android phone ❌
Android charger ✅
My id cards 4 ❌
My company bank statements ❌
Frying pan❌
My company diaries ❌
Wall clock ❌
Flash drive

Involve the police but be ready to part with like 20k and get a lawyer involved... Increase the 50k they took to like 350k. Let the begging start from there.

OR

For the sake of your future connection with your son, retrieve your certificate and let the rest go!!!

Simple English is causing electoral wahala

ElBenny:
ACHRAF HAKIMI’S MATTER

I have seen countless reports from blogs and individuals on social media about the issue of PSG’s defender, Achraf Hakimi and his wife who have become separated. The wife is about to seek divorce.

The viral report is to the effect that the wife filed divorce and has asked that half of the assets of Hakimi be given to her. The report went further to say the court found out that Hakimi has no money or asset to his name. He has placed all his money and assets in his mother’s name.

Trust Nigerians, especially men. They have been singing Hakimi’s praises and called the wife, mother of his two children, a gold digger.

Well, let me burst some bubbles.

The asset sharing story is completely FALSE.

The wife has not even filed a divorce in court yet.

WHAT DO WE KNOW?

1) Hakimi met his wife in 2018 while he was earning €84,000 per month as a Real Madrid loanee in Borussia Dortmund.

2) Today, Hakimi earns more than €1 million per month playing for PSG so the gold digging accusations do not sit right.

3) Hakimi has a mother who became popular at the last World Cup when Hakimi went to the stands after a game to kiss her on the forehead.

4) Hakimi has assets and does not appear to hide them or keep them with his mother.

5) Hakimi owns a company known as Sashi Ha Investment SL with a listed capital of €3 million. He recently bought a 2 storey rundown building in Getafe, Spain. Only his name is listed on the company’s papers as HAKIMI MOUH ACHRAF.

6) Hakimi has been officially charged with rape of a woman, hence the decision of his wife to leave the marriage.
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Now let us assume that Hakimi has no money or asset in his name. Does it mean the wife’s mission to get half of his assets, if true, will be defeated? The answer is NO!

At the end of this week, Hakimi will receive a salary of €280,000 from PSG as he does every week.

Hakimi has image rights and sponsorship deals which are personal to him, the proceeds of which he cannot hide away.

So, if he has been “donating” his money and properties to his beloved mother, now that the divorce is about to commence, his future earnings goes into the pot. Through process of interrogatories and discoveries, the court will find out every hidden asset. It’s even a crime to hide assets or keep properties through a proxy for the purpose of evading obligations.

I’m not saying a court will grant the wife her wish, if eventually she asks for half or a substantial part of his assets. However, if she did not contribute to why a divorce is an option, European courts are sticklers for the welfare of a wife. Usually, wives cash out big time. Remember the case of Emmanuel Eboue?

You made good and salient points

No one is above scamming no matter your profession... The boy should rest well in jail

Well, on the part where she said it was calculative of him, Yes it was. This is the reason why every married woman should ensure to make their own money an example is Shakira and Pique. Aside from the kids welfare, she's not after his assets.
All the same, Hakimi's wife really got cast no be small... I can't blame the guy, so many bad ladies have used that part of wealth splitting to their advantage against their spouse in many scenarios.

I believe they know what is best for their son... His weight gain could be genetic. But, I still believe a lot should be done about it now that he is young

It is just sad that terroism has given Islam a bad identity in the world where we have good and godfearing muslims... I wonder why a sane human being would want anyone dead in the name of religion and serving God.

saintbillion:
A Badagry Magistrates’ Court, Lagos, on Friday, April 14, ordered the remand of a 41-year-old man, Ibrahim Lemo, for groping the breast of a woman.

The court heard that Lemo beat up his victim, Zainab Babalola, when she demanded he stopped the unlawful act.

Chief Magistrate Fadahunsi Adefioye remanded Lemo after he pleaded guilty to a two count bordering on assault.

Adefioye ordered that the defendant should be remanded in Awhajigoh Correctional Centre, Badagry.

Earlier, the prosecutor, ASP. Clément Okuoimose, told the court that the defendant committed the offences on April 6 at 2.30 p.m. at Badagry Roundabout shopping complex, Badagry, Lagos.

Okuoimose said Lemo without lawful excuse pressed the breast of the complainant, Zainab Babalola.

He said the defendant also hit the complainant on her left eye and caused her harm after she asked him not to touch her again.

The prosecutor said the offences contravened Sections 134 and 170 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2015.
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Wahala! Wahala!! Wahala!!!...lol

Stealing where Nigerians are? - you'll surely chop slap

Onuahia:
Hello family!
I am looking for where to go and settle without thinking of traveling outside Nigeria again as agents has finished my money.
Please is it true Uyo has steady light and water ?
Which area do you suggest?
Or do you know any other place I can get 24/7 light ?
Thank you.

Ogudu GRA, Lagos
Niger state
Some parts of osun state
Jericho, ibadan

engrrichie92:
Builders/Architects/Engineers,

I need your expert advise.

So I have got 10M naira I want to invest in my first building project (Land inclusive)

I know it is not feasible in Lagos, so looking at Ondo/Ogun state; Is this feasible within my budget?

I am even willing to pay for a comprehensive project plan from an experienced builder.

It will be nice to have a detailed breakdown of how to achieve this before I proceed

Thanks in advance

Seun lalasticlala Mynd44 nlfpmod
Please help push to frontpage.

Yes it can depending on the land and the house design.

Aunty don cast.. lol

He is really GROOT!!!

He was the best referee for so many years... He was a no nonsense Ref

The level of corrupt practices in Nigeria is alarming and worrisome

They said he lost... still they'll not leave him in peace!!!
Even Atiku that supposedly the runner up is not facing this much propaganda

TeflonDonDaOG:
Hello everyone
Please I have been depressed about this issue the day I graduated which was October 18th 2021, at the age of 29. I was even supposed to graduate in 2020 but The pandemic ruined it. I got admitted into school
For the 2016/2017 session. Due to strike and corona and after graduating inn they year 2021 when I was 29. We were hit with the last ASUU strike before my statement of result will come out I guess it was too late, my statement says march 2023 is my graduating day and I am 31 now! I am
Totally devastated my life is filled with sadness. Yes! Nysc is stressful but do you know the joy in my dads heart when he finally see me wear it! I have suffered so much that uniform was like a crown or trophy for me to show people no matter what happens never give up because I suffered for admission. And I never got a spill. Please help me if there is anything I can do please ! Most people think I didn’t graduate this will make me a happy man. Please if you have genuine help I am interested. I have so depressed I don’t know what to do!

If only you knew that it could be a blessing in disguise for you... While others are serving, make good use of the one year!

I wish you the best!!!