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Travel › Re: Do You Regret Moving Abroad? by dayokanu(m): 7:26pm On Nov 17, 2010

Buzugee,

Its obvious you havent lived in Nigeria for a long time.

The Almajiris that scavenge dustbins for food, What percentage do they make? Are Almajiris not Nigerians too?

Do you know the poor in America can get welfare, food stamp and even section 8 houses?

What govt aid can people in Nigeria get when they are poor?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 6:55pm On Nov 17, 2010

In this seasons CL, Mario gomez has scored more goals that any Arsenal or Manure striker FACT

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by dayokanu(m): 6:32pm On Nov 17, 2010

BlueDiva:
Suddenly, we look so ordinary.

Bluediva,

I no know say you sabi sing o shocked

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/rDhUSrOFvgM[/flash]

I no quick soji say na you be dat lepa inside the "fidio"

You too badddddd

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 6:16pm On Nov 17, 2010

RuuDie:
@ edoyad,
How many goals all dis ya yeye strikers don score since wey Bundesliga start this season

I guess you are blind in spirit

Mario Gomez alone has 7 league goals and 4 Champions league goals

Now tell me how many EPL strikers have 7 league goals and 4 goals in Europe.

This season Mario Gomez alone has been better than all EPL strikers ( With Stats to support it)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 8:20am On Nov 17, 2010

duduspace:
Stop venting over nothing joo, if your guys were so good, why didn't they make the U21 competition proper and yu're now flexing over winning a friendly?
There are Talents in England but the FA hardly ever pick the correct guys IMO, JET is going to be twice the player Delfouneso will ever be and there are a lot of guys missing from England too by the way like Sturridge, Cleverley and Wilshere while Rodwell is just back from injury.

Engerland can never be in the class of Germany thats a fact.

German U17 guys whooped them 4-0, German U21 walloped them 4-0 at the last Euro cup final, FIFA U17 Tni Kroos and co massacred them 4-1. Last World cup, the senior team was battered 4-0

Even for women tourney sef, Eniola Aluko and co were mauled 6-2

Una no dey tire?

Romance › Re: What Is The Easiest Way To Break-up A Relationship? by dayokanu(m): 8:17am On Nov 17, 2010

Simple just tell am say u need person for jazzmoney

Romance › Re: Beware Of Some Naija Ladies,some Are Scammers And Gold Diggers! by dayokanu(m): 8:15am On Nov 17, 2010

^^^^Ki na yi maganna banza fa

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by dayokanu(m): 8:04am On Nov 17, 2010

where u hide since,

I told you to come spend summer with me for here make we do something.

As you no gree now your team don dey lose. You better reconsider it In the interest of your beloved team

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by dayokanu(m): 7:30am On Nov 17, 2010

^^^^ Bluedivaaaaaa Long time. Where you dey since?

Abeg, We been get one argument for this thread sometime ago like 3 days.

We wan know "Shey you be fine girl?, Shey Drogba na fine boy? and Wetin do you? "Shey something do you?.

Kindly provide these answers to the best of your ability

Regards

Admirers
grin

Romance › Re: Lolz! Market Girl Is In Love With Me by dayokanu(m): 1:16am On Nov 17, 2010

^^^^^That girl wey you give belle for Naija dey find you o

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by dayokanu(m): 11:32pm On Nov 16, 2010

^^ Edoyad accused you of aborting his baby so that you can get with chickenshrimp, is that true? shocked

Romance › Re: Lolz! Market Girl Is In Love With Me by dayokanu(m): 11:24pm On Nov 16, 2010

^^ The same reason people smoke weed but hide it from their parents

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 11:18pm On Nov 16, 2010

Abeg where is duduspace?

Are these the U21 guys you ppl shout about from Engerland? See as they were mauled by the Germans.
Lewis Holtby and Schurlle despite being absent,
Sebastian Rudy, Peniel Mlapa, Vukcevic, Gundogan, Tosun and rausch all looked ,like superstars as they mauled Loach, Steele, Mancienne, Bertrand; Rodwell, Lansbury, Rose, Sinclair, Delfouneso.

If these are what you call prospect then I weak for you o

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by dayokanu(m): 11:01pm On Nov 16, 2010

Both of you should jut get a room and sha- yourselves abi wetin remain

Romance › Re: Lolz! Market Girl Is In Love With Me by dayokanu(m): 10:53pm On Nov 16, 2010

OP,

Its one of two things

1) You can play the bad guy. And shine the Congo

OR

2) I would advise you ask the girl to meet you at one eatery and talk to her, Tell her you have a babe currently and you are serious with her. Then ask her if she has any educational plans or career plans. Advise and assist her in any way you can.

You know her friends already know about you So it wont be nice for you to just discharge her like that. That would humiliate her amongst her friends. Still let her buy stuffs for you even if it means her friends would think you guys are going out.

Never let her come to your house and keep all discussions academic and career oriented. Tell her your babe stays with you so she cant come to visit.

If you can afford it, tip her once a while. You never can tell when this babe enter school finish you sef go dey beg to marry am.

Na so I hear say Oluchi sef dey sell market for Naija before she turn model abi na lie?

Career › Re: Welcome To My Office by dayokanu(m): 9:38pm On Nov 16, 2010

YEBARIBA SAN---

Sorry I thought this was Sports section grin

Anyway How una dey o

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 8:38pm On Nov 16, 2010

Lol.

The same thing they said about Dortmund in the mid 90's.

Young players? Compare theirs to ours.

Muller, Kroos, Badstuber, Contento, Alaba can match Hummels, Schmelzer, Sahin, Goetze anyday.

Dont forget our "veterans Like Schweinsteiger, lahm, Ribery and Robben. are one of the best in the world in their respective positions

Bayern is one of the top 3 most financially stable clubs in Europe and it wont take a lot from our coffers to Get Neuer, Coentrao and even snatch Sahin and Hummels from Dortmund.

Even a blind man should know that with Lahm, Robben etc all still having 5 more yrs in them , Muller, Kroos Badstuber already playing beyond their age and with Platinis financial fair play of clubs only spending what they earn

Bayern is poised to rule Europe.

We were second last season when in transition, Our players mesmerized at the world cup even while not at peak form

Europe better take cover

Travel › Re: Do You Regret Moving Abroad? by dayokanu(m): 7:05pm On Nov 16, 2010

PStylish:
Home is your country - where you can move about freely, work and do anything without a passport, greencard or work permit e.t.c
For instance, I don't have an international passport/national ID card and I am not planning to get one soon. Also, I am already in business while the process of registering my company is still on. Nobody is holding or disturbing me.
But for you guys, who born you? who born monkey? Abroad can never be home for you whether you like it or not.

You know its illegal to walk around in most countries without a form of identification on you. Be you the Senator or a beggar?

So If A Texas Senator walks with his ID in his wallet he can not call texas his home?

Shocking the kind of reasoning we see here

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 6:25pm On Nov 16, 2010

duduspace:
@DK

Maybe you will release the album on the Munschit thread after one of those small clubs with jaw breaking names have messed you up yet again at the Allianz arena as they've been doing so far this season. Like Debo said, we will be dancing palongo or whatever stuff MC Slim is ready to drop come Saturday.

Have you checked Bayerns position on the BL table?

Have you checked how we are faring in the CL with a 100% record?

Anyway what do you except from an average GAYYner

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 5:36pm On Nov 16, 2010

duduspace:
Even Harry himself was surprised that he was able to get VdV so cheaply (and he said so on Sky himself) and you and I know exactly why he did with the situation at RM, that is a kind of bargain that doesn't usually come along. If Meireles is so good, why are Liverpool where they are with a team that has Gerrard, Torres, Kuyt and Reina? Hate Arsene all you will, but give credit where it is due.

Thats a no brainer. Everyone knows Madrid does yearly sales.

Sneijder a favourite for Ballon d or was sold for 13milla, Robben 22m

Watch how they would fling Kaka after this season.

The best transfer startegy is to dig the trash can behind the Bernabeu

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 5:05pm On Nov 16, 2010

RuuDie:
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/16112010/58/premier-league-paper-round-bendtner-bayern-bound.html

See what Bollywood FC have been reduced to!?

Thats why anything coming out of UK is garbage. Isnt that the same media that said Only 2 German players would stand a chance of playing for the 3 rats of Engerland?

FYI

On Bayern striking roster we have

Miro Klose: 2nd Highest World cup goal scorer of all time.

Thomas Muller: Highest goal scorer at the last world cup.

Ivica olic: 7 goals last seasons CL Second to Only Lionel Messi.

Mario Gomez: 12 goals in 8 starts this season for Bayern.

Yet someone believes we would still buy Bendtner?

Why are all retards directed to EPL clubs?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by dayokanu(m): 4:58pm On Nov 16, 2010

I dey go studio to wax some album to be released next weekend.

I am looking for a thread to release the solo track next weekend Hope you can allow me to do that here.

Lemme give you some intro.

Papa no dey, (Heavy drum beats) Papa no dey, Papa Tosibe, Oga Police o, If you want to fire me, fire me make I die, I would never follow you to that station.

(repeats)
The track sweet die.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 4:57pm On Nov 16, 2010

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by dayokanu(m): 4:54pm On Nov 16, 2010

Politics › Re: Police Arraign 25-year-old For Taking Picture With Blackberry Phone by dayokanu(m): 1:33am On Nov 16, 2010

Fstranger you be real stranger. You want to hit Tumfulu aka ishit4body?

Culture › Re: Abeg Who Can Teach Me Ekiti? by dayokanu(m): 12:53am On Nov 16, 2010

Oya repeat it seven times with your name in front

Like "Kokoye fe bi obo lagido" grin

Politics › Re: Police Arraign 25-year-old For Taking Picture With Blackberry Phone by dayokanu(m): 8:40pm On Nov 15, 2010

So how did his behaviour violate the law?

every person who, in any public place, conducts himself in a manner likely to cause a breach of the peace, shall be deemed idle and disorderly person

Politics › Re: Police Arraign 25-year-old For Taking Picture With Blackberry Phone by dayokanu(m): 8:36pm On Nov 15, 2010

[quote author=Mac_Flash link=topic=550789.msg7150670#msg7150670 date=1289849506]Taking pics wif police is one tin, snapping police on duty its other tin d dude is f**king wrong,its illegal nd Taking photographs of police and police staff is a criminal offence.he has lived in d UK for 7yrs he should kn better, ))[/quote]How is it wrong to take pictures of police?

Is taking pictures of OBJ and Goodluck too a criminal offence?

Do you have to take permission from Goodluck, Barack Obama or Gordon Brown to take picture of him when he is in public ?

When you are obviously not invading his privacy

Romance › Re: What Is The Easiest Way To Break-up A Relationship? by dayokanu(m): 8:19pm On Nov 15, 2010

joganut:
i cant believe nobody said this tell her u hav aids simple

Thespecialone:
1. Why did you start in the first place?
2. I thought there was a thread on this before?

Now to your question,

TELL HER YOU ARE HIV POSITIVE

9jatoxin:
Fabricate an HIV certificate (wt your +ve status boldly written in red ink)&proudly show it 2 her.

Family › Re: Who Should Give Out A Woman In Marriage? by dayokanu(m): 8:18pm On Nov 15, 2010

Sagamu when you wan marry?

Politics › Re: Police Arraign 25-year-old For Taking Picture With Blackberry Phone by dayokanu(m): 8:17pm On Nov 15, 2010

So people dont know Ishit4body = Tumfulu?

Is it a crime or do we take permission to take pictures of public figures?

If the Policemen were in Mufti at home it might be wrong but they are public officers accountable to the public,

Do you need to take permission from hidden cameras and CCTV installed to take peoples picture in public

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 7:55pm On Nov 15, 2010

A Chamakh-like miss

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/YNKBEHFzZs4&feature=player_embedded[/flash]

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