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The same way I handled MEND, Give them amnesty, Monthly salary, Schorlarships etc.

Whats good for one terror group is good for another.

Failure to do that then Odechukwu should resign cos he isnt fit to rule

You know I love you mamagee.

When is your 18th birthday?

How is your moms friend who talks down on you, You know once you have me as your bf, She would stop talking down on you, Think about it.

Should I just come to Corpus Christi to spend the weekend with you?

Dont tell me you cant see Cossys b00bs? That one is legendary.

Stop lying Mamagee is not 16. Even If mamagee is 16 I would add your age to hers and divide by two. The average would be over 18 so it would be legal.

Phocking mamagee alone is illegal but when I combine her with you on the same bed it becomes legal

I eat snails and it has shape, Do you eat sausage shaped hard and erect meat?

Sucking the like Lollipop?

Meat? Sausage shaped?

ajayme:
i just received three hot slaps over wat about to write.
i am a lady whose 2 brother in law and a sister in law moved in with 2 months after my wedding. i was mandated to put in front of my husband siblings just to proof that i am a good wife.
my in laws are the type that always want to see me cry by frustrating me. [size=18pt]they always want my hubby to provide all their needs while mine should be left unattended to[/size].
i was slapped by my dear husband only becos i said "whatever" to what my hubby said concerning his younger sister. wat am i supposed to do. this is no film or nollywood story and please only sincere and responsible advice.

At the bold, What kind of needs are we talking about here? Do you work or you don't? Or what kind of needs is this

Didnt you have a discussion with your husband before you got married about families coming to live with you?

Do you inlaws like you before you got married?

4 months after married you don dey chop slap. Well I hope you are not pregnant yet cos you might need to call your husband to one side and have a discussion with him. You might also want to involve your families

Cos na from small small slaps e dey start

Thats what you get when you use tribal sentiments to vote a brainless Dolt like Odechukwu into power

We voted GEJ and not PDP, I dey laff Worstest President in Naija history

See bad belle

edoyad:
Dyslexic readers, i believe the OP said 1yr and above. That means even nysc doesn't qualify since it's only 11 months long.

Mor0n1c responder what tells you that the person didnt stay for over 11months at the place of NYSC?

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=451442.msg8665366#msg8665366 date=1309985550][color=deeppink]This looks delicious!!!

Missy, Please can I have a bottle of maltina and a plate of nkpobi to make it heavier.[/color][/quote]Whats the thing in bold? Is that your local dialect for a strong, big, erect deeeeiick?

You owe me 8 rounds of hot steamy collabo

Na this kain ppl dey Pelvic bones dey jam person like wooden table

Does your friend have a brain of her own or she borrows her moms?

water

Chimonie:
Well, the man Bakare is a pastor and I expect his followers to speak for him.
On a serious note, what did SNG achieve when in existence?

SNG liberated Odechukwu Jonathan from the aprons of Turain yar Adua where he was a full time Houseboy

Dumb and dumber

Odechukwu and Sambo is a good people - Patience Odechukwu Jonathan

Kini big deal

@OP,

Solution: Call your Husband and let him know that you caught him and ask what his sincere plans are for the union

1. He might apologize and say he is sorry. Then he needs to go for STD test to know you are not at risk and find ways to mend fences if you can forgive him.

2. He might fly into a rage, deny it or even ask what right you have to snoop into his email. At that point involve both families and an exit plan might be worth it, Also if 2 happens, I would think you should start considering Kandikanes advice

hercules07:
Forgot Bauchi served there in 1999/2000, so dayo you were at Wailo.

I was at Wailo before going for Primary assignment at Darazo

Calculia:
Ok u desperately want does links and u can have dem. Like, i said south west men in Nigeria are known to be over bearing and violent to their women and wife's. Wat american's get up to reflects the american society. Tell your yoruba psychotic brothers dat dey can't kill all their women and have ours.


http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art200711142103835
http://africanoutlookonline.com/new/?option=com_content&view=article&id=609:560

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/04/jealous-hubby-pounds-wife-to-death/
[url]http://digitalizednigeria.com/2011/01/31/man-plots-mothers-death-%E2%80%9C-i-only-told-them-to-collect-her-dollars%E2%80%9D/[/url]
http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5560264-146/story.csp
http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5560264-146/story.csp

Good now sign in with Bliss4lyfe and later Muslcar

armyofone:
nig ladies should know that the age when a guy gives you slap has long gone. you have a job, what else do you want?why she went back still baffles me.
so sad. . . please leave any man who do as much as pinches you. he is not worth your onion.
i won't take nonsense from any man (i have a good shotgun ) and no woman should because you are wonderfully made.

Am I allowed to spank your arse?

Every human is a sexual being,

Ok to bring parity you are also allowed to use me as a sexual object too

DEAL?

,

Soon = Odechukwus 2nd term

How do you mean I dont respect women?

Lagos
Oyo
Osun
Bauchi (NYSC)

Fresh Air

kandiikane:
@the nairalander, I want to be just like you in terms of the path you took in life to help Africa in about a few years well done

Why not be like me

Hmm

Oshodi

Da Doctor:
^^^WHO GO MARRY HER WITH ALL THESE HER EXPOSURES OF THE SECRET PARTS??^^^

Mee I go marry am

Muslcar:
The men of southwest origin have always had a very bad violent rage, with regards to their women/wife and that is no secret in Nigeria. This was an action done in dat rage that am talkin about.  Why anyone is surprised of the gruesome nature of his act and the sadistic butchering is just pretentious.

This man was angry and killed his wife in anger and butchered her for his gratification and satisfaction. He is not mad anything, but an angry Yoruba man. This is why, i tell my sister not to marry people dat believe husbands are God and should be worshiped. Stay with your own becos we don't bow to any man and many of my sisters understand.

Edo and Yoruba men are just wrong not only for domestic violence but infidelity. They will certainly bring more wife home or leave concubines all around town. Disgusting shame to manhood.  

Calculia,

Can you breathe better now.

Can you now switch to the Bliss4lyfe mode?