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PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Meets Chioma, The Young Obidient Girl Who Went Viral At Delta Rally by deanoffaculty: 10:22am On Jan 10, 2023
FactBoyz:
Peter Obi pictured with Chioma, the young OBIdient child who went viral when she was carried in the Edo Rally of last year.

They met in Asaba during his Delta Campaign.
So carrying the Child will make him the President of this country,right?
Nigerians need to differentiate between what is trending and what is happening. What is trending is Peter Obi carrying the Child but what is happening is that there is no polling unit on Nairaland. Peter's picture doesn't count but your vote for him counts. Due to nature of my work, I have interviewed many youths supporting Peter Obi and it will shock you that 68% of them don't even have PVC. All they do is to come online and spread campaign pictures. Peter Obi is my man any day but let us do the needful. We are not taking his picture to polling units to vote...no!
If we truly want the change we are clamouring for, let us go INEC offices and get our PVCs. Many Nigerians don't even know their PVC is ready cos they refuse to check at INEC offices across the country.

God bless Nigeria!!
RomanceRe: Is There A Divorce With Happy Ending? by deanoffaculty: 10:10am On Dec 23, 2022
Pastoshizzy:
Please share your experience as regards the subject matter.
It's so unfortunate that in this present age and time, divorce has become a norm and marriage has lost it's values and regards.
No divorce comes with happy ending! Both parties tends to fake it most times like "I am free", "I can do whatever I like", "He/she can't control me again", etc....but in their closets the suffer the psychological and emotional trauma. They can't speak-out or Cry-out at times cos the deed has been done. Some even wish they can still bring back their spouse(s).
This is the more reason why marriage counselors and Elders will advise intending couples about the need for compatibility. Don't go for looks, hips, boobs, bank account, etc. Go for character, compatibility, getting-along traits, etc. Have you ever wondered why most celebrities fail to hold their marriage and the whole end in divorce? Simple answer - they can't sustain what they started. For instance, of the basis of your marriage lies on money, what if your partner become broke? Now you can't cope again, trouble will start, you will not her sexy again or she will not see your six-packs again ..etc.

Divorce case is very complex with many channels and ox-bow lakes in it.

I pray God will fix broken homes and every marriage at the verge of divorce....God will intervene.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls Who Knows What's Up In This Address by deanoffaculty: 10:21pm On Dec 15, 2022
GNLD.......
PoliticsRe: Labour Party Will Win. According To This Analysis by deanoffaculty: 12:20pm On Dec 15, 2022
SirBlack999:
The way you nigg*rs dish out our numbers is amazing. Shows you really don't understand your country
Don't mind them...... grin grin

Funny enough, those campaigning for Peter Obi on Nairaland and all social media platforms don't have voters card.
If you want to know the truth, ask them to display their voters card anytime they open a thread for Peter Obi.
E go shock you!
CrimeRe: Fake Medical Doctor Arrested After Sleeping With 4 Victims And Impregnating One by deanoffaculty: 12:19pm On Nov 15, 2022
zaza1955:
A man, who posed as a medical doctor, was on Sunday arrested by the Niger State Police Command for deceitfully collecting money from an unsuspecting member of the public and sleeping with four female victims.

Read full article HERE: https://gallantmilitary.org.ng/2022/11/15/fake-medical-doctor-arrested/
Some people sef no dey shine eye. How can I see this guy and call him a Medical doctor? This guy na street hustler with OT na. What a meDICKal Error! Let me consult my DICKtionary and find the right word to describe this guy.
EducationRe: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by deanoffaculty: 12:00pm On Nov 15, 2022
300M and back to JSS1 in this harsh economy?
I can even start from primary 6 and write common entrance exam before going to JSS1. 300M is a deal!
PoliticsRe: Re: Heavy Shootings At Ministers Hill & Dantata Bridge In Abuja by deanoffaculty: 11:03am On Jul 28, 2022
CondemnBattery:
Ômo this country is burning.
May God help us
Burninghuh? It's burnt already grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Tems Is A Beautiful And Stunning Woman, Inside Out. (photos) by deanoffaculty: 10:33am On Jul 22, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
She is fat.
A big ass is only appealing on a slim lady, for pigs like her it is classified as a shit storage tank.
Chai!!! You are a very wicked Man and you are Vawulent grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: INTERPOL Arrests James Aliyu In South Africa by deanoffaculty: 9:29am On Jul 01, 2022
Sirlins:
This one wey I wan start YAHOO Dem come dey arrest Yahoo boys, graduate like me wey go federal University dey collect 45k as salary
Thank God for your life and keep the hope alive. I don see person wey get Master certificate in Mechanical Engineering wey dey ride bike......okada thingz. Thousands of graduates with no hope of getting job, not to talk of 45k/month. Life no balance. Any hustle wey you get for now, just dey manage am. Better days ahead Las las.
BusinessRe: See What ₦100 Could Buy In The 1980s by deanoffaculty: 11:05am On Jun 30, 2022
japajapa2canada:
The question to ask is

How many people could afford 100 naira then?
I'm telling you grin grin. #100 back then is like 100k this present time.
EducationRe: How Artists Of The Past Envisioned The 21st Century. by deanoffaculty:
TheSourcerer:
Centrifugal force rejuvenation or a reverse-aging process.1935.
Lol these people thought we had reverse aging machine
cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Sad Story About Me Today by deanoffaculty: 7:35pm On Jun 24, 2022
futuremoma34:
Thank you so much for the kind words. I sincerely appreciate. I have been crying since morning. I wish I can stop
You just have to stop. Tears cannot change anything. Don't allow this to gravitate to depression and illness. Accept what is gone, hold on to what you have and keep faith to what is coming.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Sad Story About Me Today by deanoffaculty: 7:18pm On Jun 24, 2022
futuremoma34:
So today I was scheduled to write a written test from 10am and submit by 11: 30am..brethren I wrote the test via email and when it was time for me to submit, my response I wrote said file corrupted..11:30 passed I couldn't submit, I was just crying and crying. Before I could fix it,it was 12: 09p.m, and it was stated clearly that any response submitted after 11:30 am will be automatically disqualified. I have cried my eyes out..I am so sad and devastated. I really tried to submit before time..but as God will, I can not question him. I have submitted it like that around 12: 10pm, I know I will be disqualified because I submitted late. I am sad, I need words of encouragement please. Thank you for reading
Shake it off! Better days ahead.
I know questions like "why me?" would be ringing in your mind. You would have probably got angry with God at a point. The thing is God has His own ways of doing things. If you don't get this one, you could get another one.
Don't be sad.....please. Get a bottle of drink, look up to the sky and tell yourself "everything is gonna be alright". God no go shame you laslas!

I love you! Kakuna matata!!!
RomanceRe: Is It A Sin To Do These In Sex? by deanoffaculty: 10:49pm On Jun 22, 2022
Mutaultope:
Many christian and muslim husbands and wives are dying in silence when it comes to sex in their marriages.

It is believed that Having sex IN DIFFERENT POSITIONS, LICKING AND SUCKING is a sin and disgusting acts meanwhile many of the partners truly and secretly admire and love it.

As a christian or a muslim...

Is it truly a sinful thing to have sex with your wife or husband in different SEX POSITIONS ?

Is sucking of the manhood and licking of the private part allowed.
See ehn! Anything that will spice up your marriage, no matter your faith or religion ....please do it! That is why it is called marriage. It is between wife and husband....not girlfriend and boyfriend.
Marriage can be very boring most times but both partners have to find ways of enjoying it. Forget religion sentiments, what happens in the bedroom is what creates bond in marriage. If you don't do those styles and stunts in bedroom with your spouse, sugar daddies, sugar mummies, slay queens, etc will do it for them outside marriage.
Marriage is meant to be ENJOYED and not ENDURED! Common spice it up!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: As a married person, Would You Take This Mouthwatering Job Offer? by deanoffaculty: 1:57pm On Jun 18, 2022
englishmart:
You got a job offer that pays 3.5m monthly, free accomodation and other incentives.
The only condition is that you will be away from your family for four years.
Can I resume on Monday? Kindly send me the address of the company.
CrimeRe: Lagos Prostitute, Hannah Saliu, Burnt To Death For Keeping Quran In Room by deanoffaculty: 8:49am On Jun 14, 2022
jumper524:
if true then lagosians dey slack. Them no suppose condone that rubbish at all.
On the contrary, Lagosians are not slack. Let PMB vacate the seat and watch the unending movies. If Lagosians should start the uproar,FG will take them as "Terrorists" ...just to cover their "biased system" and favouritsm to this religion in question. All these killings in the name of Allah or Islam.....how many "top gun" politicians are condemning it? All they focus on now is 2023 election are they are being careful in nailing the truth so that they will not loose loyalists and voters.

SAY NO TO KILLINGS ALL IN THE NAME ALLAH OR ISLAM OR ANY RELIGION! We are Nigerians and we are good people.
GOD NO GO SHAME US!!
PoliticsRe: Owo Massacre :killer Herdsmen Of Catholic Church Members Owo Surrenders (video) by deanoffaculty: 10:25am On Jun 10, 2022
@Jashub......come and see! The otumokpo don finally work. Na wetin we need be this....no be PVC.


Meanwhile, a time is coming in this country when Bible and Quran will not be used for swearing-in again. Let all politicians enter shrine and swear with cutlass, sango, Ogun, Amadioha, acid etc..... Corruption will stop and politicians will not play nonsense games again.
PoliticsRe: Owo Massacre :killer Herdsmen Of Catholic Church Members Owo Surrenders (video) by deanoffaculty: 10:14am On Jun 10, 2022
Islandlady:
Wow this is strange!

I bet this their surrender has to do with those women that involked Ogun and sango on them! Ogun has showed them pepper they come run surrender!
E fit be that Ogun and sango stuff... grin grin
PoliticsRe: Owo Attack: Women Summon God Of Iron & War To Get Justice For Worshippers by deanoffaculty: 8:50pm On Jun 09, 2022
Jashub:
You're not making an iota of sense . Please where were these "gods " when fulanis came shooting ...? How come it's only now that people have been killed /maimed that these witches decided to invoke off-duty gods who believe in seeing bloodshed before acting . undecided
Shooo! Na so the thing dey pepper you for body?
What were you expecting them to do or how were you expecting them to react? Election is next year and the situation at hand now needs urgent attention and not PVCs. So, all of them should keep dying while waiting for next year election? Do you want them to hold PVCs against Ak-47 riffles and dynamites? PVC will work but as a matter of urgency, let them do what they believe will work for them.
They came to attack them, fine!...but they have to be on guard against any impending attack. They were not prepared and the attack was unexpected but now, the battle line is drawn!

God dey!
PoliticsRe: Owo Attack: Women Summon God Of Iron & War To Get Justice For Worshippers by deanoffaculty: 4:16pm On Jun 09, 2022
Jashub:
These women are just being foolish . Get your PVCs and vote out the murderous APC who hired mercenaries to kill your people. Staying there and chanting empty incantations to dead idols won't deliver you from the evil coming , neither will it bring you closer to justice
They are not fools.....
If God of Iron has not been answering them, they won't call on him.
When it comes to calling on gods and deities, fear south-west people. They are only being curtailed by government and civilization.

All thesame, GOD no go shame us.
RomanceRe: Other Than Alcohol ,weed , Sex ; How Can One Enjoy Life by deanoffaculty: 9:50am On Jun 09, 2022
Tunechi5:
What other ways to shalaye??
When you discover your purpose of existence, you will enjoy life and live a happy life.

Drinking can give you a temporal joy.
Sex can give you an instant boost. Highest you do 3rounds, your body will still come down.
Smoking can give you mental diversion. It can eventually turn to forever addiction.

Purpose matters. When you discover it, you will not live your life anyhow. For instance, if you love helping people no matter how the circumstances, you will always feel happy and fulfilled. The truth is "problem no dey finish" .....but you just have to live a purposeful life.

Ask yourself this ; why am I here on planet Earth? The answer would be a pointer to your enjoyment in life.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is Everyone Putting Jesus On Their Status?(pics) by deanoffaculty: 8:53pm On Jun 07, 2022
Iamdbull:
Abi rapture one happen ni? Abeg oooo I never blow oooo please ooo
That is theme for this year 2022 R.C.C.G. annual convention........JESUS!!!
CrimeRe: Blasphemy: "He Asked A Suya Seller To Close His Shop At Night" - Eye Witness Rev by deanoffaculty: 4:20am On Jun 07, 2022
Natbrowny:
Religion - A very serious problem without solutions.

The guy that lighted d match and d mofo who added fuel to that sokoto girl last month fit no even dey pray oo. Extremists are always blind to follow any foolish doctrine

If i be God for 1 second.. Na religion i go use my one second to delete. Its a lethal weapon in the hands of the poor mostly.
You just buttressed my point! Nice one!
Funny enough, most of these young extremists don't even have Quran. They filter holy Quran based on what their leaders have taught them and extract wicked verses that suites them.

God no go shame us!!
CrimeRe: Blasphemy: "He Asked A Suya Seller To Close His Shop At Night" - Eye Witness Rev by deanoffaculty: 4:12am On Jun 07, 2022
JmyNigaa:
According to a report making headlines, a young vigilante identified as Odaru has been lynched by angry mob in Abuja over alleged blasphemy. The mob who killed him accused him of blasphemy against Prophet Mohammed. The vigilante who hails from Nasarawa State was attacked immediately after he returned to the office of the Vigilante Group at Timber Shade, a business settlement in Lugbe, Abuja on Saturday by a mob.

An eye witness said that the Vigilante told a suya seller to close his shop for the night since it was close to 12-midnight deadline on Friday night, but he insisted he won't and that he wants to make further sales in the morning. He reportedly told the suya seller that even if he was with his prophet, he would still arrest him for not abiding to the 12-midnight deadline, adding that we are all governed by laws.

"Even if you were here with the prophet, I will still arrest you because we are governed by laws."

This comment reportedly got the mob angry and as he was returning to work this afternoon, they attacked him, stoned him and set him ablaze.

Source: Nigerian Tribune
Another problem with all these crude extremists from the North is their inability to process information correctly, mostly English language. If they don't understand what you are telling them or the message you are trying to pass across, they will turn it against you that you are abusing them. Speak English to them...na problem, speak pidgin...na wahala, speak broken language.....dem no Sabi.
Most of these guys killing people all in the name of Allah can't even read Quran. It is what sheikh or Imam tells them that they understand. Funny enough they know that education is good but they will never embrace it so that they can hide under Islam to perpetrate evil.
Islam is a good religion but the unlearned ones amongst them changed the course to the extreme.

I just pray that God will help us in this country.

#GodHealOurLand
WebmastersRe: Gmail Issues! by deanoffaculty(op): 8:57am On May 19, 2022
Prooton:
go retrieve the pervious sim. If not you not gaining access to it
Gracias!
WebmastersGmail Issues! by deanoffaculty(op): 6:55am On May 19, 2022
Good morning!

My phone was stolen recently and my simcad was hacked afterwards. The major problem is the SIM card that was stolen is the one I used as my recovery phone number on gmail and I have blocked it from the service provider. I bought another SIM card and I need to change the phone number so that I can have access to my email. I have been trying it but gmail has been sending recovery codes to the SIM card that was stolen.

Pros and Gurus in the house, kindly help me out on what to do. I can't assess my mails and it's slowing me down in my biz.

Thanks in anticipation.
SportsRe: Nothing Works In Nigeria! by deanoffaculty(op): 2:48am On Apr 02, 2022
Mickykarim:
CYNICISM! Fake news and lies about nothing work in Nigeria. Most things do.
Like what and what?
SportsNothing Works In Nigeria! by deanoffaculty(op): 9:35pm On Mar 29, 2022
When a country is operating under a failed system of Government and a collapsed structure of leadership, it affects all sectors.

In Nigeria, Health = 0, Security= 0, Economy=0, Education=0, sports=0, etc

SUPER EAGLES now came with another heartbroken news. Let all those players start playing TABLE TENNIS OR LUDO.
Nothing works in Nigeria!
RomanceRe: Boobs Or Ass? by deanoffaculty: 2:41pm On Jan 17, 2022

CrimeRe: How We Murdered RCCG Pastor Babatunde Dada Who Gave Us Shelter In Lagos -Singers by deanoffaculty: 9:37am On Jan 05, 2022
MASTAkiLLAh:
Farouk and Jamiu... Case is dead on arrival cool
Thanks bro! Nothing will come out of the case. One Alhaji will drive in Prado Jeep and meet with the senior Police officer in charge.....case closed!

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