₦airaland Forum

Did i hear the 'chuckles'? Good news i suppose to those of us that couldn't sit for the test, Al da best.
As 4 me, na to dey pray, because i don do my own.

pls, someone shl confirm and find out if it's not too late for applications to be recieved./

yeah, got it!

thanx for the info

if u guys saw the list of those shortlisted, u would sure know there will be another test upon another upon another and so on, only those whose surnames starts with AA to AK made up the 400 that were invited to the test, so there is plenty of hope. Check their website for confirmation.

However, u can gate-crash when the opportunity comes up again, i believe they are taking thier time because from what i gathered the jobs to be offered are just being created.

Congrats to those of you that had urs yesteday, I pray they get to invite those of us that haven't being invited yet soon enough.

you guys should let us in on how you sent your applications please?

how far, have u guys confirmed the authenticity? pls let us know!

In defence, I think there are quite some of them that are decent that attain their heights on merit.

what acomparison! They are both ok on thier seperate different levels.

I will go Desmond anytime, he's a sex symbol, a gift to women.

he probably got a kiss for being the compere, isn't that worth enough to Dan Forster?

make una yarn na, abi na private talk for public forum?
Ladapo, feel us in, wetin dey happen?

this is good news for nairaland! Congratulations to those of u who met with the ED.
Is it late to apply now? how can i go about it? and will there be another test after today (15/07)?

c'mon Nigerians, learn how to appreciate gestures. What makes u think this isn't useful to job seekers, 'we should be able to think out of the box'
You might go thru and find ur interest aroused in something that will keep u busy b4 the big job comes.

what a question! it doesn't matter if she's rich or not, so long as she's submissive, humble and generally has the qualities i crave in a woman.

Her parents can be the d 'walmarts' of this world, or the 'gates' or even the poorest 'churchrats' I wouldn't care so long as they do not nose into our affair. I'm cool anyway.

ok, can u guys feel me in on the project, i need to know what's up.

thanx for the info guys!

na wao, una don turn this site to quick chat forum?
Una do well o.

Kitaun, u dey feel me so?

Cool guys, i suppose that ends it , as kitaun wrote, toes will continue to be stepped upon, no one can change that, it's our reaction when it happens that we can work on.

Bechex, I will like to felicitate with u on ur offer with IBTC, i got to the interview stage but couldn't make it thru, but it's all ok now.

Kitaun, u appear to be nice, so stay that way,I'll just wish all of us luck.

Take care guys.

I think different strokes go for different folks, as for me, Once i see a girl that makes me feel some creeping sensation in my spine, I would take my time to investigate her, afterwards I will walk up to her and try to initiate friendship.

I also like being natural and very funny, because girls appear to have this unquestionable penchance for guys who are loaded with humour.

I was just doing a local survey on my own, and i discovered that most career ladies, the ones we call 'big girls' find it doubly difficult, compared to their not- so-elevated-in-status counteparts in getting married, or even getting a marriage proposal.

The question is, why are most of our big-girls who are often treated with so much respect in the society unmarried, whereas their uneducated counterparts get multiple marriage proposals.

Hmmm, I'm suprised at the age of the top scorer. Well, congrats guy.

if we decide to squeeze in Ginuwine, where what position would he be?

Hey guys, Lets try be objective at issuing such criticisms, I understand the frustration with which the responses are meted. The truth is, postings like this are derogatory to the average Nigerian Graduate, and it pisses me to hear HR guys saying this all the time.

Lets face it, without being defensive, there are some positions that dont require u meeting with clients, highly tech. positions, all need is just to be expressive, and not impecabbly fluent.

However, I will advise those of us that appear to be plagued by this 'expression problem' to be humble and pick up some books to sharpen out diction, because no employer will be comfortable with having u on his pay roll without confidence on ur 'power of the gab'

Al da best

Thanx, i will try it too.

I will advise u to apply regardless of ur age, degree of result and institution. You never can tell with these pple.

Hmmmmmmm lets be happy for Tuface, it is very evident that the 'fine-boy' is a very lucky chap, to be at BET awards with the Hollywood Superstars and the rest of them. Tuface is da bomb.

Congrats! Tuface we'r happy for u, but u can elevate ur dressing to match ur status at whatever occasion u'r invited to, so that ur fans will have no reason to punctuate any statement about you.

what do u mean by none? that none of them is a stepper?

pls, i would be appreciative, if u can post the website. thanx

I really didn't get to witness the pulling down of the gate or what it is. I had gone b4 then, I was scheduled for 11.30, but was able to sit for 2-3 PM, and I left there almost immediately.

In fairness to Guinness, The situation was a bit beyond them and as such their flaw is understandable. I'm sure by their calculation, they would have been able to run the tests smoothly, if only the invitees were the only ones that came, but u know how job tests are in Lagos, Gatecrashers will always try to make their way in hence leading to chaotic situation. God will help us in this country.

For those of u that couldn't sit for the test, I'll suggest u try reaching the management to see if they can do anything by way of concession to u. I'll implore u to pray about it, 'cos they may feel they have enough scripts to mark to give them a sizeable no of eventual interviewees. All d same dont relax, make that move.

God will bless everyone of us with jobs of our earth-desires. AMEN

Tobyto,
Thanx for that info, it is evident that the test will be in batches,. going by the list of the shortlisted candidates, only those whose surnames starts with alphabet A have been invited for tomorrow's test. So someone like me can hope to find my name sometime nextweek or month, as the case may be.

So pple, that u've not been invited shouldn't give u cause to lose a minute sleep. Them go call everybody, na turn by turn.

For those of u for tomorrow, al da best.