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No need to tire any nut abi u be mechanic or welder?.

superfitsez:
eziokwu ka obu... my twin brah dey dea,na him work,he na male prostitute,he dey do my paper to come joinam for korea,,,,my body dey totori,,I can't wait to paralyze someone with my python

u made laugh very laud. I also think u have one of the highest like ever on nairaland.

obiekunie2:
men this country eh!


you go see super beautiful girls for street anyhow and very cheap like say the to.to is almost free!

i don fk so tey my man head don dey fair when am still chocolate!


we are really blessed!





i no dey even waste time on grammar - na just see her and i will be like "hi u r really cute i have just 10k for your time if u r cool with it" and the answer is always hi good day sir - where are u staying? and i will be like let me hav ur number i will call u when am free" after the number i will be like take this 1k for your recharge and she will be like thank you very much sir - i appreciate.

thats all i drove off - to call her whenever i remember i have a pending fuk. Huusa say - mee duniya?

hell fire is real forget what Jehovah witness people are saying.

The only thing i find interesting about this boring topic is the "hooha" the the man above me said. It is the first time i have seen it spelt.

internationalman:
i don't believe in anything spiritual..

but when it comes to masturbation i think there's something spiritual about it.

you will think you have stopped it after a long time of abstinence, only for your preek to start disappointing you.

then you will want to test if it's still working..boom you are fully into it again only that this time around raise to power 3 times your previous addiction.

this sounds to me like a well experience person.

Walai:
A girl I paid her mother's hospital bill, fed and provided for her and paid her expired house rent around May with my hard earned proceeds from keke without making any effort to bed her (until marriage) have the mind to have sex with another guy in the house I paid for.

mad fellow why would u allow her to stay fallow don't u know the engine need greasing.

Na small thing na just take her out drink some wine with her and pretend as if u are drunk then begin to call her baby before u get home. When u get home pull her close and try, but if she resist just sleep on the chair like say u are too drunk, that is if u will ever sleep if u fail.

Lol!!! for una mind he be celeb. While the people just they rush to snap with the must korrupt leaders in the world.

Lilshorecords:
Why put son inside pot? Which kind rubbish be that

lol maybe they want cook am.

Boring

It really hurt to see the way Nigerians are living. No single love for one another no value for human life. God please turn thing around for us.

Olachase:
Angel Michael why don't you just blow the trumpet now

not now please!!!! Boy never enjoy life finish.

This is part of our vision. We would have achieved it last year but PDP created so many pot holes on the roads, so by when we are done filling the pot holes we then in bring the train.
The transport ministry is presently in China supervising the painting of the Train.

The general. Fine man with bad character.

Na because Ruiz no get opportunity box his mouth dey cause all this things.

If u look very well u see the bride is a fine girl. The make up artist just mess her up because she is trying to "do match".

Few months and the number plate is this old.

1m i will come for inspection.

NCCE:
I would hv luv this car for my wife but I dont have money

then find away to talk to the owner who knows he might take a postdated cheque.

What about the handcuff?. Or it belong to the community head. I'm just asking because someone said they took laws to there hand.

That is serious!!!. it there mean auntie Jenifer get hope, she is just 48.

Do u people know that here in Okpai we don't know her. Who is she again so i can explain her to our chief.

1.4m let me come for it.

vikkimimi:
OP please follow your mind and preference... cause when the whole thing come crashing down after marriage you alone will feel the heat.

At 21 I was damn sure I will not be married in 3 years time, allow her enjoy her youthful age, and move on with the one you think is ready for you.

From your write up she's got plenty faults, pick one and dwell on it, then boom, break up comes calling.

P.S Refusing to apologise to your mum is enough reason to break up with her if that's what you wanna do, cause it's disrespect.

bad girl.

HarunaWest:
lol...DSS civilian ke...If soldier go DSS training make I hear say he no confirm.....A DSS that is trained to take a bullet whereas army is taught to return fire...Except recent recruitments into the service, in terms of intellects and tactics, you shud compare the DSS to NIA or EFCC and not NA

i don't understand how they train human to take bullet. Who is deceiving u that stuff like that can happen.

When this one happen?. Because that guy don resign for more that 10 years.

Johnpaul01:
So I was chilling in one beer parlour today when two guys came in for drinks, one of them ordered for a bottle of Goldberg while the other ordered for a bottle of Stout. While the girl was about going to bring the drinks, the stout guy asked "Do you have nutri milk?", she replied with a yes and he asked her to bring it, explaining to his friend that it reduce the effect of the alcohol in the stout and the guy just nodded, but I was thinking of how that would be possible when the full bottle of stout will get into your body system with extra sugar from the nutri milk, and I felt it should be more damaging but I decided to mind my business and bring it here. Doctors in the house, is the guy correct with his ideology?.

u really mind ur business to bring here because u think we don't mind our business here.

1m i come for it

What time is the match?