₦airaland Forum

Ok oh!!!. If I talk now people below me go attack me. So I rest my case.

LordTrezy:
Give me the direct owner's number, I'm sure he'll do 1.4m

even less.

Na native doctor place she go remove the bullet? I'm just asking because of the way the guy used bear hand and razor to remove what ever he is removing.

Dropping physiology will be one of the best decision u would every take.

Lovexme:
I didn't know being a Nollywood actress pays handsomely.

if it pays that much, mama G for don hammer.

Teaching

Na wa h oooh!!!

Virus99:
Oshey oshey Dr. Ben Carson

u just made laugh for the first time today.

nony43:
Audio theft

e be like he stole car before he hammer.

Na so she want take hammer?.

How much?

If u have a car just drive her through Port Harcourt -Aba road if nothing happens then comeback for another advise.

1shortblackboy:
Which kind hair be that

I tot no one will complain about the hair style.

joey150:
The world is in the universe.

The world is just earth.

The universe is the totality of the entire solar system, galaxies and planets.

By the way, you have a smartphone, these are things you should 'google' yourself. Don't be lazy!

so people from other planet also contested for the miss universe. I see.

Please somebody should help with the difference between miss universe and miss world?

DaInferno:
LMAO... I wonder the mod whom approved a post from a corpse. Wild nation! 10 bullets from the head indeed

area made gun.

Cutehector:
What kind of long story is this

my brother i don't read, read i looked down the remaining is more than the once i don't read.

solmusdesigns:




if Buhari wants to go for a 3rd term , i am very sure ghanians , togolese and chadians would sneak into Nigeria to vote him out



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u don't know their present hardship is because of their rolls in the last election.

xynerise:
The picture is up there to clarify you.

what is the picture clarifying? Don't u see all the arrow are pointing just to the with paper. On the filter they said paint, which paint? The fire they tag it butane very useless illustration. I'm not supporting smoker, but that diagram or picture it just very incorrect.

The only problem i have with this topic is the fact that u are showing me wrong picture. Was expecting to see the labia.

Sirmuel1:
Two different Guys small sef

u just said my mind. I used to have this girlfriend Bridget she has about 6 of us and she loves us equally like the way a mother would her children. I don't know how does it.

bigpriik:
men too should play hard to get it is absolutely beneficial .All lot of men find it difficult to play hard to get because they lack the self control and patience to do it.

As a guy sometimes .....

*Act uninterested in ladies no matter how pretty they are .

*stop starring at all pretty women you see look away sometimes with I don't care attitude.

*be COCKY and stop giving a Bleep wat women think about you.

All these can only be possible if you learn to control your diiick and emotions.

SENSEPILL:A MAN WHO HAS CONCONQUERED HIS DICK AND EMOTIONS HAS SOLVED 90%OF HIS LIFE PROBLEMS.

it's not true. Presently I'm playing had to get, no hard feelings. I do visit two of my friend who lives together and one of their neighbors has been disturbing them that she love me very much with all her heart but I'm not sending her because my mind is telling me she is loving my cars not me.

No need to tire any nut abi u be mechanic or welder?.

superfitsez:
eziokwu ka obu... my twin brah dey dea,na him work,he na male prostitute,he dey do my paper to come joinam for korea,,,,my body dey totori,,I can't wait to paralyze someone with my python

u made laugh very laud. I also think u have one of the highest like ever on nairaland.

obiekunie2:
men this country eh!


you go see super beautiful girls for street anyhow and very cheap like say the to.to is almost free!

i don fk so tey my man head don dey fair when am still chocolate!


we are really blessed!





i no dey even waste time on grammar - na just see her and i will be like "hi u r really cute i have just 10k for your time if u r cool with it" and the answer is always hi good day sir - where are u staying? and i will be like let me hav ur number i will call u when am free" after the number i will be like take this 1k for your recharge and she will be like thank you very much sir - i appreciate.

thats all i drove off - to call her whenever i remember i have a pending fuk. Huusa say - mee duniya?

hell fire is real forget what Jehovah witness people are saying.

The only thing i find interesting about this boring topic is the "hooha" the the man above me said. It is the first time i have seen it spelt.

internationalman:
i don't believe in anything spiritual..

but when it comes to masturbation i think there's something spiritual about it.

you will think you have stopped it after a long time of abstinence, only for your preek to start disappointing you.

then you will want to test if it's still working..boom you are fully into it again only that this time around raise to power 3 times your previous addiction.

this sounds to me like a well experience person.

Walai:
A girl I paid her mother's hospital bill, fed and provided for her and paid her expired house rent around May with my hard earned proceeds from keke without making any effort to bed her (until marriage) have the mind to have sex with another guy in the house I paid for.

mad fellow why would u allow her to stay fallow don't u know the engine need greasing.

Na small thing na just take her out drink some wine with her and pretend as if u are drunk then begin to call her baby before u get home. When u get home pull her close and try, but if she resist just sleep on the chair like say u are too drunk, that is if u will ever sleep if u fail.