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charlsecy:
Nothing wrong with eBibles. Why are you not using a stone tablet or a scroll for your Bible? Why on paper?

everything is wrong with ebible. those days if devil see bible e go run away but now devil is no longer worried because we no longer use the bible.

ULSHERLAN:
U can yansh d babe but dont wife a lady recommended by you ex.

y can't u marry a woman recommended by ur ex.

The last time I spoke with my ex, she was telling about a girl in their cpd she would ve love me to marry.i see nothing wrong with that. If u happens to like the girl.

"Sir puncher" our chemistry teacher
"In the bush" our biology master
"Ololo" meaning broken bottle. Our school security.

Let mama age be m
let girl age be 0.5m
papa be m+5
Total age is m+0.5m+5+m=100
M+0.5M+M=95

2.5M=95
M=38

Girl age =38/2 =19

papa age = 38+5 43

diluminati:
You are a child

in accordance with ur dp and my opinion, u are the child.

Thats what happens, when old men that are supposed to be resting(retire) take our offices.

ernecy:
guy b ursef, be confident of ursef, and how u look. If u want to do exercise, do it to keep fit, not to please any1. Don't lose ursef esteem, broda learn from MJ's mistake

my dear u should know that nobody is born with 6pac. Let d dude impress his gurl. For once let's give the lady what they desire. The only problem is, does she have everything he needs from a lady?

bwgist:
Such a girl is a "no go area" for me... what about you
http://bwgist.com/featured/guys-can-date-girl-body-like-yesno-photos/

where are the girls nah?

ItsAnderson:
Good evening my lovely pals, pls I need your candid
advice, me & my finance are presently courting, also
getting ready to be together and I notice dis attitude of
staring at a man's biceps or chest whenever we are together. The
one that got me annoyed most was on Friday when
am together with her and her friend watching a movie,
suddenly they showed Iyanya Mr Oreo video and she quickly shouted “ah dis is big chest and sexy six packs o" I felt ashamed cuz I have flat chest
and not quite long I left d parlour to the room
thinking. Pls pals wht will be ur advice to me on dis
issue because am afraid of going into dis marriage wit
her cos of dis attitude. Thanks.

while ur case is easy. Since she like 6pack start gym. I'm sure constant exercise will help. And l'm sure tht girl in question is less than 25 years.
I used to have one like that, she so much in love with fair guys and six pac. I ve 6pac but not fair so I respect myself and walk away because I know It will be easy for a fair guy to get her.

Dygeasy:
If you hear some people's story, you go know say you be learner where dem dey.

But 6k on food just twice daily? Easy biko. Find another way to make your story a hard one.

are u saying 6k is small or what? What u should be asking is when cos I know as at 1998 to even 2000, 6k is a big money.

I'm surprise fedral polytechnic Idah in kogi has no place in list. While I see the school as one of the best in Nigeria.

englishmart:
[b] Former Nigeria Coach Stephen Keshi is pictured during a Round of 16 football match between France and Nigeria.

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Eagles would have done well in E/Guinea- Keshi
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Stephen Keshi celebrates at the end of the African Cup of Nation 2013 quarter-final match against Ivory Coast.

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first u should use the right attitude to enable us qualify, be4 talking about doing well in a place we were not qualify to be.

This is why I have always being on the opion that Nigeria men are the most lovely and romantic men in the world. She has been stabbing him, yet he is still in the relationship. This is real in accordance to the oath "till death do us apart".

njideoby:
what prevented him (driver) from escaping? Was he on sit belt that tied him down or what? Moreover, there was no door to think that the doors were jammed. I'm confused

it is possible as at when the keke fell, the driver became unconscious.

onyekachee:
I met tunde on the 3rd of december in a boutique,he was cute and funny and everyone seemed to like him because of his funny behaviour and the smiles he brought to people's faces,he walked towards me and tried making advances and finally asked for my nunmer which I declined at first but after much pestering I gave in and gave him my number
He called me a week after and asked for a date with me,but since I was not so farmiliar with him,I decided to take my friend tracy along with me.I noticed that his eyes were glued to my friend most times even when I tried to draw his attention...till this very moment he has been asking for my friend's number from me which is so embarrassing..

henceforth i think guys should be doing this,because it will help stop the ladies from bringing their friends to adate.

pwerrymansion:
You write like being 30+ and unmarried means the world has come to an apocalypse. I also think that at that age,women have a well defined goal and know exactly what they want.

u also sound like the topic has something to do with u.

chiomzy25:
if you still love her forgive her

chichi remember she left him because he is igbo. Good reason, no problem cos is her choice. Now she wants to come back because he is nolonger igbo and u talk about forgiveness. Anyway how is ur Dad? Say me well to him

zantama05:
kah GEJ disgracing Nigerian army since 19-pendigwagwa for god sake now Chadian troops fighting for Nigerian terrorist

it's because boko position is easy to attack from chad. That's the only reason the Chadian army could gain advantage not like they are better than Nigeria Army.

gilgal7:
Before i buy a car i have to check the engine,the gear box is loading properly,durable on a long express ride...i hate outside runs when am committed...lol

if u are buying a tire rubber car u will not be needing testing. But, because almost all the babes around are second hand. that Is the reason u need the engine "test", b4 u buy a car u will never enjoy.but mind u,baba made It clear to us that It is a sin.

busterr:
i blame goodfuk

how do u expect Goodluck to do it overnight. How many did OBJ did b4 he left.

Personally I cannot manage bad okondo. I'm capable of calling off the marriage if I discover the okondo is big or smelling. That's y I ve to test before I buy.
The most beautiful girl in my area was my girl then, but I had backoff cos of the size of the okondo. Reasons being that I wouldn't want to ve my wife at home and still look for satisfaction outside. That will be worse than living her during courtship.

ArchEnemy:
You ll explain that to God on judgement day

no problem

pumacy:
We courted for some months before getting married. He is a complete man, my kind of complete man, this is only issue i have with him and its a solvable issue. You don't expect me to reject is marriage proposal because of sex

u ve seen it now. You knew u like sex and u did not consider it before u married him. now it's becoming an issue. I prey u manage the situation very well if not things like this end up being a problem.

pumacy:
Hey Folks

Pls i need your help. I got married few months ago and its really beautiful, i'm enjoying every minute of it. To be straight, my husband loves sex but he doesn't last long. He barely last 3 mins and it takes him another 2 hours to be fit again. I love making love with him too but usually i don't get satified because he doesn't last long. Cheating is not even an option, solving the present issue is priority. I'm in my late twenties while he is in his early thirties. I have been a guest for long but his issue made me create an account. Pls what do you think i should do to help him? Matured responses pls. Thanks in advance

this is why I'm on the opinion that u test b4 u marry.

klassiquette:
Hmm all this guys hating on her... you think it's easy to keep being a virgin?

how old is she, that she can't keep her virginity?

Mprex:
This is foolery. What stopped her from backing the baby?

what if she aready had one on back. Carry both there isn't it.

yash33:
14 * 2 = 28
14^2 = 196
14 - 2 = 10
14 + 2 = 16

simple mathematics u no know 14-2 =10. It is wa for u

Funjosh:
Saw this on FB kind of let me share

Interestingly interesting.
1. From Tafawa Balewa to.
2. Gen. Johnson Aguiyi-Ironsi to.
3. Gen. Yakubu Gowon to.
4. Gen. Murtala Mohammed to.
5. Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo to.
6. President Shehu Shagari to.
7. Maj. Gen. Buhari to.
8. Gen. Ibrahim Babangida to.
9. Chief Ernest Shonekan to.
10. Gen. Sani Abacha to.
11. Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar to.
12. President Olusegun Obasanjoto.
13. President Umaru MusaYar'adua to.
14. President Goodluck Jonathan.OMG!!!!! I just found out
something. The peoples General (Muhammadu Buhari) is
the 7th president while GEJ is the 14th president.Both ar
seeking 2 come back 4 the second time. My take, If Buhari
is the 7th president and the election is slated for the 14th,
it means 14 ÷ 7= 2. And GEJ is the14th president and the
election is slated for 14th too.It means 14÷ 14=
1.Invariably, General MUHAMMADU BUHARI will be elected
to rule for th 2nd time while GEJ will lose theelection
because he only signed 1single term with FEBUHARI 14 ÷
14 =1. SAIBUHARI!!!!!!!

ur calculation would have been correct, if only u did not out of bias exclude Dr Nnamdi Azikwa.pls position zik let's see what become of ur calculation.

ShowYourCertificate:
Is Mathematics A Compulsory Requirement To Be Commissioned Into The Military?

I ask this question because Buhari's result have been released to the public and in the result he had an F9 in Mathematics.

Military Officers are meant to be knowledgeable in quantification of military hardwares and other items. For example, a colonel should know the difference between 4 armoured tanks and 1 fighter jet in terms of weight difference, volume difference, etc. The knowledge of such difference will enable the colonel plan the logistics in the transport of such hardwares from one point to another.

Also mathematical terms such a Bearing, Longitude and Lattitude, Projectiles, Trigonometry, Calculus, Matrices, Lagrange Multiplier, Statistics, etc. are common terminologies used in the military. Someone with an F9 in mathematics will definitely not be able to use such mathematical terminologies with dexterity during military warfare.

So I wonder why someone with an F9 in mathematics should be commissioned into the Military.

Perhaps that isn't Buhari's Result after all. I say this because that result appears to be fake and Buhari hasn't made any statement accepting the result as published by the Principal of his almamater. I hereby call on Buhari to either accept or reject the result as published. If he rejects it, he should do us a favour and show us his certificate (#BuhariShowYourCertificate). But If he accepts it, it means our Military actually enlisted Buhari despite failing Mathematics. If they did, was it the right thing to do?

Lets discuss

colour copy of buhari's result! Ops are u sure u are not the one holding buhari's original result.

Allll wooorks and nooo plaay males jack a dull booy

tosyne2much:
This is a counter thread. These beliefs most times are partially or totally incorrect, but because of societal norms and our culture, most ladies still believe them anyway. This misconceptions seem to be causing problems to the nation. Sometimes I ask myself if God Himself understand ladies

Just sit down and relax

MISCONCEPTIONS LADIES HAVE ABOUT GUYS

1. Every Guy Wants Kitty- Cat
The mentality of an average naija lady is that our world revolve around kitty cat which is not so. The moment we invite them over to our place just to spend time with us, they are already thinking were are up to bleep their kitty cat.

2. Tall Dudes Normally Have Long Joysticks
why on earth would you measure the size of someone's joystick by his stature ? Many ladies believe tall dudes normally have long joysticks while fat dudes normally have small joysticks. This is are not always true

3. Handsome guys Are Proud
Many ladies are always quick to refer to handsome guys as being proud not knowing that many of them are introverted and shy

4. Handsome Guys Are Promiscuous
Not all handsome guys are promiscuous. Many ladies are being brainwashed by this misconception. However, it's of no doubt that handsome dudes get attention and admiration from different female folks but that doesn't mean they resort to being promiscuous. All I know is that promiscuity has nothing to handsome or ugliness, it has to do with individual's discretion


5. Guys Are Sexually Indisciplined
NOT all guys are perverts please.. That you have come across the ones who couldn't control his urge and attempted to sexually abuse you doesn't mean that every other dude does the same thing

6. Every Guy You Woo Will Take You For Granted

Not all guys will take you for granted when express your feelings. Are you just gonna sit and fold your arms just because your friend tried it and she failed ? Many ladies have been programmed to wait for men to do the wooing even if will take eternity before men approach them.. This is a misconception that make MOST of our ladies end u in late marriage

7. All Guys Are The Same
I'm sowi, ALL GUYS are not the same.. Because you had similar break up experience with your friends doesn't mean that all guys are the same.. If all the guys that come into your life keep treating you the same way, I'm sorry you need to visit T.B Joshua for deliverance

8. A Guy That Loves You Will Go Extra Mile
A guy who truly loves you will go extra mile abi ? Hahaha !!! I laugh like GEJ.. Ladies I want you to know that it's now terribly difficult to differentiate those who truly love you from those who only want to get under your pants.. As a matter of fact, the one who truly loves you will go to an extra mile while the one who only want to get under your pant will even go to an extreme mile, funny right ? Note that there's a limit to what every poo a guy can withstand even if he's destined 4u, so dont treat a man like bag of Dangote cement and expect him to go extra mile as the expense of love

9. A Broke Guy Will Dump You As Soon As He Becomes Rich
This misconception will always cause more damage than good to our ladies. Many ladies believe that broke dudes whom you have been with them thought trying times are likely to dump you as soon as they become rich.. Though, it is through that money brings out the real characters in the lives of people but that doesn't mean that a broke niqqa must dump you when he becomes rich


10. Every Guy Trying To Be Nice Will End Up Wooing Them
Our new generation ladies are programmed to believe that every guy who offers to pay for their services will end up wooing them.. A dude meet a random lady at a shop and offers to pay for her out of kind gesture, she tries to zoom off immediately because he doesn't want the dude to ask for her phone number.. Pls for God's sake, not at opsguys take unnecessary opportunities of kind gesture

Written by : Tosyne2much

Source : http://tosyne2much..com

ops only number 8 is correct the rest are truth not misconception

marveangel:
You know how people would say women are evil....I never used to believe it until now......what does one(a girl) profit by causing issues between two friends...this is how this daughter of jezebel came in between friends of several years.

My friend had met this his current girlfriend at my place, she's my sister's friend and course mate and they had both come to see me on a particular sunday....We were just in d sitting room talking about stuff when my friend (Kunle not his real name though) came into the house...I'm not big on formalities so I didn't bother with any introductions plus my friend already knows my sister well and again I was a little distracted, my sister and I were speaking our dialect talking about family issues..

Being the only other persons in the room I figured they just took the time to talk and get to know each other better.....About a month or two after that day my friend told me he was seeing mary(my sister's friend)...I just smiled and was like sharp guy....eventually we became close, that I figured was natural I mean she being my sister's friend and my best friends girlfriend there was no avoiding that....I had her on my BBM chat and we corresponded online every now and them, nothing serious just talk.....everything seemed okay until

Two weeks ago my friend had to leave town for some days, his mum was ill so he travelled to check up on her....Some three days after he travelled, his girlfriend came to my office to see me...I was shocked and afraid, I feared something bad happened to kunle's mom...

When I asked her what occasioned her visit..she simply stated that she had come to register her displeasure at me..she said her boyfriend had been gone for three days and I didn't bother checking up on her...(Was I supposed to do that I asked in my head?) I tried to apologise but she refuse saying she'd only accept my apology if I took her out for lunch...

So I did, we went to a nearby restaurant and ate....while we ate she just kept questioning me about my relationship, she said my sister her told her that I recently broke-up with my girlfriend and that I was sad and heartbroken...I told her I wasn't sad and miserable plus the break-up happened months ago..she asked if I had someone else in my life, I told her no...she kept asking 'why, what attracts you to girl,when do you see yourself settling down, do you have anything against any particular tribe and so on"...I barely ate my lunch....she left after lunch and I went back to my office......I thought that was all.

My friend got back some two days after, I was at the airport to pick him, as we drove back to his place we talk about stuff, good news was his mom was doing much better (I didn't mention the whole lunch with his gf friend, I didn't think twas worth talking abt)..I dropped him at home, said hello to his gf and went back to my place.....and that was the last I heard from my friend.....for over 6 days, even when I tried calling him he didn't take my calls...I was still thinking of how to go check up on him at his place when he came bagging into my office...he just stood didn't even sit.....he was shouting and pointing his finger at me warning me to stay away from his girlfriend...

He said he left town for five days and I was making moves at his girlfriend, he said I took his girlfriend to dinner and force her to kiss me and that a promised to marry her if she didn't tell him.

I was dumbfounded...I didn't even know what to say.....since when did people start having dinner around 1:30 PM....I wanted to call her but I figured she'd just spin more lies, my friend won't even calm down to hear my side of the story...everything is just so messed up right now.....

what I don't understand is WHY.......I mean what would she gain from this chaos she has caused.....Why are women just evil....what did I ever do to her

forget about them and carry on with ur life since ur friend do not deem it necessary to hear ur side of the story.