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He was never a Christian. He just goes to church anytime he likes.

The seat belt

Sorry my negga I was like u, I received serious beating too. But all the beatings were meant for correction. Although in my days I never had the opportunity to steal an equivalent of 500 so I never received any hard punch on the eye. Mine was always on my nyash and that is as a result of the gravity of my offense.

sixtuschimere:
Some people are heartless and wicked.

According to a twitter user @ Don_olatok,a young boy was assaulted and beaten by her madam for allegedly stealing N500.The unfortunate incident happened in Ilorin.He went ahead to say that the madam is used to maltreating the boy and his sister.

Source: http://godwin12..com/2015/06/madam-assaults-boy-in-ilorin-over.html

why should a small nega like this, steal 500 in Ilorin ? . He is better be cautioned by one person, to prevent many people cautioning him when he grows with that heart of steal. I'm sure that would be worse. Later same u on nairaland will be complaining of rubbers. This is how it starts.

ConfessionsNgr:
I think my marriage is in trouble already. I am a civil servant, while my wife is a full time housewife. I work 8am to 5pm daily, but I have to leave home 6am and get back 8pm, in order to beat traffic. So anytime I return, I am always tired, like they say "body no be wood". We have a kid already, and our marriage is just 4 years. My wife always complain of my performance in bed. I can only last a round, and the round only lasts for few minutes. I have tried using performance-enhancement drugs, but the side effects are much. The doctor says I need a lot of rest to have a lot of virility. But how can I rest when I am hardly home, I wish my wife will understand, but she is always saying I am not man enough on bed. I wish I could satisfy her sexually too, I try my best to, but it is not just enough. I love my wife so much and I will do anythingsh for her and our marriage. But in this case, I just don't know what to do. Please help save my marriage, my wife is an housewife and anything can happen.

Source: http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/94/how-can-i-satisfy-my-wife

she is too relax, get her hard job to do during the day so that she would also be tire. Let's see where her straight will come from. And for u, don't use ur job as an excuse becos no b only u dey go work early and come back late.

bobolizim:
His mum has broken up with his dad some years ago amd since then..she has been a single mother,just of recent he found a pack of condom in her bag..a lot of questions is running through his mind,what should he do?cos there is rage burning in him..

seize the condom and use it. By the way what are doing with ur mother aren't u supposed to stay with ur dad

UrennaNkoli:
Power from a man who killed someone, cut off his private parts and hung him up on a tree ? Which kain power be that na ?

evil power but we like am like that

soe:
Dakuku Peterside will be to Nyesome Wike what Chibuike Amaechi was to Celestine Omehia

Mark my words.

6 months from now

over wike's dead body

presh247:
No one goes into a relationship with the intension of breaking up but when we do breakup lessons should be learnt.

As for me what I have learnt never give all your heart to a relationship...I mean never be too emotional...60% emotions 40% sense.

Our emotions can becloud our judgements a times even when there are signs of the wall. We should use our brains more in relationship.

Share your experience...what have you learnt from your previous relationship?

when has relationship turn into a lesson ground?

Ok

kodded:
But the car is open

the bicycle key is in the car

Una sure say PDP hand no dey inside because anything bad thing wa happen for this country now, APC will accuse PDP of it. Make una confirm and let me know.

Thanks

They should go and join busy na. Lagos to port Harcourt road is good now.

MrsChima:
Damn.

I felt the pain.

which pain? Can't you see the girl is just being smart here?
She is not saying her mother doesn't have the money, she said her mother is down with malaria and malaria could be treated in 3 or less than 3days. And besides what analysis is she doing with 100k.

ijustdey:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/she-doesnt-like-condoms/

you are better be using condom before what happened to James visits you.

FrancisTony:
Source - Francistony

my Bro, there is nothing about eating in the dream. Forget what people are saying. Personally anything I'm unable to in the day I just end up eating it in my dreams. It just ur brain working. It is high time we start removing our mind from negative thinking.

chigoizie7:
Do u know how much it will cost me to send this epistle via sms? Apparently, she is not worth it.

chigoizie original Igbo man. See where ur mind don reach now now

networkrecharg:
DOES THIS MEAN THAT U ENJOYING THE KILLING OF 93 CIVILIANS OF RIVERS STATE
FOR WIKE TO BE UR ROLE MODEL

How could u attribute the death of 93 person's to wike? Were there a war or something in Rivers state

Why is it that na only boys they comment abi na boys they Abortion now?

She is not crying for MI they stole her phone. I was there

Just give her the ring and leave the ceremony. I'm sure will still accept, which is the most important thing.

angelo1111:
Dear house, I have been dating my girl for a while and we plan to get married. We did our introduction last month, and her family gave me a list. On the list[i][/i], they wrote (Bride Price - Nil) and that got me wondering if its possible to get married without paying bride price. Please I need reasonable contributions only. Thanx

it means there is no fixed price. Price will be determined on the marriage day.

BabaNath:
How can you score 100 in my exam? For questioning my authority, I reduce your score to 65. Nonsense and ingredients

I ve scored 100 in exams 6times on thermodynamics, logic, calculus and heat and mass transfer

Moana:
ask him the same question. Why is he married?
Since u want to insinuate that sex is the beginning and end of marriage

what are u talking? Today we tell the kids to wait till they get marry before having seex. Tomorrow we still tell them another thing. Which one should be followed?

Bruno3000:
Sharp guy... A further proof dat most dark-skinned guys hate their complexion.

you wrong. Ur words would have been most girls prefer dark skined guys

kay29000:
Video or I don't believe it. Oh yea, and also the documentary on the life of that man that was healed...start from when he was paralyzed. Anyway,if you have problem lasting long in bed, hit me up on BBM- 7C22F6EC.

my Bro what can u do for me?. I don't last on bed at all. each time I sleep, before u know itI will be awake counting ceiling.

Abdullahi1392:
Bro help me what can I do I used my last money to buy the phone

from which market?

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Can't, not cant.

It has an apostrophe. (') [/color]

worefer

banjicom:
Unbelievable!
are you trying to say the A.C killed the baby.

it can. i ve witnessed one death of an infant caused by Air conditional

Demichaels:
My friend's 10 year Marriage is about to collapse.

His, my friend's genotype is AA and his wife's genotype is AS but their 4 year old daughter has been confirmed to have SS genotype by not less than 4 different medical experts. He confronted the wife and accused her of infidelity but she vehemently denied having any affair with another man. In other to prove her wrong, my friend subjected the little girl to a paternity test and there he got the shock of his life - the result showed he actually is the father of the girl. At first he accused the doctor of compromise because he is their family doctor and somehow relates to the wife. He then decided to go to another hospital to prove the paternity of the girl child there and then he got another shocker - the first result was actually correct. As It stands, my friend has consulted more than five other doctors outside the state of his residence and all Confirmed that the girl's genotype is SS and he actually is the father of the child despite his and the wife's genotype being as stated above. Even the doctor's are confused by the results as it negate conventional medical norm.

My question now is, experts in the house, is there anything that can lead to such unconventional biological flaw? Under what condition can AS and AA couple have an SS child? Can mutation lead to such condition? My friend insists on divorce because he doesn't believe the wife. Should he go ahead based on what we all know about genotype?


Please I need matured advice on this. This is a REAL LIFE SITUATION AND NO FICTION. I WOULD HAVE MENTIONED NAMES AND ADDRESS OF THE COUPLE BUT I DON'T HAVE THEIR PERMISSION YET. THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN PORT HARCOURT OLD GRA WE'RE LIVING

God has done it again

Ochiske:
Losing your phone is a nightmare.And things get worse when you know there is hardly any way to track it down. Well but if you are an Android user, then you are in for a pleasant surprise.
Google recently introduced a new feature which can track down any Android phone or tablet by simply using ‘Google Search’. Here’s how it works!

Step 1: Make sure you are using/share the same Google account on your PC and Android phone or tablet. (Even if you aren’t, it will prompt you once pyou type in ‘find my phone’ in the Google search bar.)

Step2: Now type in ‘find my phone’ in the Google Search bar. As soon as you hit enter, Google will start locating your phone on Google Maps. Give it a few seconds and your phone’s preciselocation will be right in front of you. It even shows how far it is from where you are sitting.

But what if your phone is under a pillow or stuck in a bed side. Well, for that, there’s an option called ‘Ring’ which will make your phone ring at maximum volume for over 5 minutes.

I tried the feature myself and it worked brilliantly.

http://m.mensxp.com/technology/web-and-social/25750-google-search-can-help-you-find-your-lost-android-phone-and-its-amazingly-efficient.html

will this still work when ur phone has been format?

lalasticlala:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/05/04/female-banker-others-charged-with-defrauding-emir-of-kanos-account/

let the.living eat the money. Why would money be in the bank for over 47years doing nothing. Imagine the worth of that money 47 year ago. Beside has Ado bayaro resurrect? Who want the money?