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Watin u be before if not a friend. Or are you both married?

Bonapart:
Neeger above me has lost it...
this only happen in Nigeria

OK beware of Nigeria soldier. But honestly frog jump is better than paying for the damage. After all its a form of exercise

asdfjklhaha:
I aggree especially food and drink, most guys live 4 their stomach only. May God help them

ogirl u are wicked o. How could u say a thing like this. MOST GUYS

So none of u can say any good thing about Ogogoro. The only local gin we produce.
FG wants to stop it and you people are in support of it. This how they gradually stop the production of petrol in the country.
Don't forget, Ogogoro has been in existence since the days of our forefathers and it didn't kill them. why is it killing people now?
Take note, FG is only stopping the production of our own locally produced gin, not alcohol. Meaning importation of gin will increase.

Don jazy brother

It's nothing much, is just that the hair is rumpled and she needs to straight it up

jeffizy:
I'm sorry, but your picture here confirm what your ex's dad said.

If I was in your shoes back then, my only mission in life will be about proving them wrong.

Here you are hanging your shades on your forehead and wearing a knicker underneath a sweat shirt. Those kids may not want you as their dad cos ur profile is still not encouraging.

which kind wizard talk be this. Should he steal because he wants to change his profile.

Something else just came into my mind. It is either Adams genotype was As or Eve is. that why we all are not AA

nairalandist:
Does Dangote know that equation?
Does Mike Adenuga know it?
Does Obama know it?
If the answer is NO, please print it out and hand the tissue paper over to me. It'll be useful in the toilet.

don't be silly. It is because of equation like this u and I could type on our device. It is because of equation like this Adenyga , Dangote and other made their money. And mind u it is not always for the money.

He was never a Christian. He just goes to church anytime he likes.

The seat belt

Sorry my negga I was like u, I received serious beating too. But all the beatings were meant for correction. Although in my days I never had the opportunity to steal an equivalent of 500 so I never received any hard punch on the eye. Mine was always on my nyash and that is as a result of the gravity of my offense.

sixtuschimere:
Some people are heartless and wicked.

According to a twitter user @ Don_olatok,a young boy was assaulted and beaten by her madam for allegedly stealing N500.The unfortunate incident happened in Ilorin.He went ahead to say that the madam is used to maltreating the boy and his sister.

Source: http://godwin12..com/2015/06/madam-assaults-boy-in-ilorin-over.html

why should a small nega like this, steal 500 in Ilorin ? . He is better be cautioned by one person, to prevent many people cautioning him when he grows with that heart of steal. I'm sure that would be worse. Later same u on nairaland will be complaining of rubbers. This is how it starts.

ConfessionsNgr:
I think my marriage is in trouble already. I am a civil servant, while my wife is a full time housewife. I work 8am to 5pm daily, but I have to leave home 6am and get back 8pm, in order to beat traffic. So anytime I return, I am always tired, like they say "body no be wood". We have a kid already, and our marriage is just 4 years. My wife always complain of my performance in bed. I can only last a round, and the round only lasts for few minutes. I have tried using performance-enhancement drugs, but the side effects are much. The doctor says I need a lot of rest to have a lot of virility. But how can I rest when I am hardly home, I wish my wife will understand, but she is always saying I am not man enough on bed. I wish I could satisfy her sexually too, I try my best to, but it is not just enough. I love my wife so much and I will do anythingsh for her and our marriage. But in this case, I just don't know what to do. Please help save my marriage, my wife is an housewife and anything can happen.

Source: http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/94/how-can-i-satisfy-my-wife

she is too relax, get her hard job to do during the day so that she would also be tire. Let's see where her straight will come from. And for u, don't use ur job as an excuse becos no b only u dey go work early and come back late.

bobolizim:
His mum has broken up with his dad some years ago amd since then..she has been a single mother,just of recent he found a pack of condom in her bag..a lot of questions is running through his mind,what should he do?cos there is rage burning in him..

seize the condom and use it. By the way what are doing with ur mother aren't u supposed to stay with ur dad

UrennaNkoli:
Power from a man who killed someone, cut off his private parts and hung him up on a tree ? Which kain power be that na ?

evil power but we like am like that

soe:
Dakuku Peterside will be to Nyesome Wike what Chibuike Amaechi was to Celestine Omehia

Mark my words.

6 months from now

over wike's dead body

presh247:
No one goes into a relationship with the intension of breaking up but when we do breakup lessons should be learnt.

As for me what I have learnt never give all your heart to a relationship...I mean never be too emotional...60% emotions 40% sense.

Our emotions can becloud our judgements a times even when there are signs of the wall. We should use our brains more in relationship.

Share your experience...what have you learnt from your previous relationship?

when has relationship turn into a lesson ground?

Ok

kodded:
But the car is open

the bicycle key is in the car

Una sure say PDP hand no dey inside because anything bad thing wa happen for this country now, APC will accuse PDP of it. Make una confirm and let me know.

Thanks

They should go and join busy na. Lagos to port Harcourt road is good now.

MrsChima:
Damn.

I felt the pain.

which pain? Can't you see the girl is just being smart here?
She is not saying her mother doesn't have the money, she said her mother is down with malaria and malaria could be treated in 3 or less than 3days. And besides what analysis is she doing with 100k.

ijustdey:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/she-doesnt-like-condoms/

you are better be using condom before what happened to James visits you.

FrancisTony:
Source - Francistony

my Bro, there is nothing about eating in the dream. Forget what people are saying. Personally anything I'm unable to in the day I just end up eating it in my dreams. It just ur brain working. It is high time we start removing our mind from negative thinking.

chigoizie7:
Do u know how much it will cost me to send this epistle via sms? Apparently, she is not worth it.

chigoizie original Igbo man. See where ur mind don reach now now

networkrecharg:
DOES THIS MEAN THAT U ENJOYING THE KILLING OF 93 CIVILIANS OF RIVERS STATE
FOR WIKE TO BE UR ROLE MODEL

How could u attribute the death of 93 person's to wike? Were there a war or something in Rivers state

Why is it that na only boys they comment abi na boys they Abortion now?

She is not crying for MI they stole her phone. I was there

Just give her the ring and leave the ceremony. I'm sure will still accept, which is the most important thing.

angelo1111:
Dear house, I have been dating my girl for a while and we plan to get married. We did our introduction last month, and her family gave me a list. On the list[i][/i], they wrote (Bride Price - Nil) and that got me wondering if its possible to get married without paying bride price. Please I need reasonable contributions only. Thanx

it means there is no fixed price. Price will be determined on the marriage day.

BabaNath:
How can you score 100 in my exam? For questioning my authority, I reduce your score to 65. Nonsense and ingredients

I ve scored 100 in exams 6times on thermodynamics, logic, calculus and heat and mass transfer