₦airaland Forum

ruffhandu:
On that first dead body: is that his ochocho to be used on his share of the virgins in abyss?

u self see that thing? The length na wa imagine it when it is erect.

kallmemrB:
keep telling urself that until u are Rita Dominic's age by then ur eyes go clear

she Is rita Dominic already. See her profile she registered 0n nairaland 2012. Any one who had been on Nairaland later than 2013 is not a baby.

zeefa:
Please, I need a serious advise from people in the house. I really don't know what to say to my mother in-law, may be to beg her or ignored as if nothing happen.

Let me give you a little summary of what happened to me.

My wife just put to bed and the whole loads of work have been much for her that she called on her friend who just graduated from the university to come and stay with us so that she could help with little work at home.

We didn't have problem with her because it will save her from paying bills whereas we have more space in our own house for her to occupy free of charge without having to pay any bills.

She was so hard-working and even without telling her,she knows what to do at the right time. She does all the cooking for us and most time before I get home from work, she calls me to ask what I would love to have for dinner which she will gladly organise.

Gradually, we get little bit close and talk freely to each other without having to define our boundaries.

Wumi is a dark skinned chobby lady with a 42DD size (please don't ask me how I got to know her size). And am sure those that have the picture of sizes on their brain will understand my point. It was tempting.

It all started when I got home and saw her cooking with one nasty top showing off her assets. She caught my attention and smiled and I returned my gesture given her a soft smile too and that was how the whole madness started.

My mother in-law just came from nigeria few days ago to help us as well. But left for me, I was enjoying the new atmosphere with Wumi in our house.

Just yesterday the nasty incident happened. Mama caught me in d washroom kissing and touching wumi . Meanwhile, my wife went for Dr appointment for our son with cold.

Right now, I'm afraid because mama didn't say anything and I don't know how to convince her as well.

Wumi is not comfortable at home again and I can't look into ma ma's face anymore.

The funny thing is that mama didn't discuss what she saw with my wife because I knew if my wife heard, in fact, I wont be on nairaland now to narrate the story of my life.

Please, do I call mama and beg her? Or should I just ask my wife to allow her (wumi) go since mama is around. ?

I'm really confused here because I can't not face or talk to Mama freely at home anymore.

Please what do I do?

if this really happened, all u need is talk to mama and probably tell her it won't happen again. I know of course see would ask u to make her leave. Secondly ur story no clear cos ur wife went to the hospital, aren't supposed to be at work? Or ur wife had a nite appointment with d Doc

michphenomena:
Which day



I live in orile so, notting like dat...........










Post d picture for confirmation....

do u live on the road or everywhere in orile

Man friends thinks I ve too much money and that is making them always coming to me for assistance. The truth is that their needs sometimes presses me

Alphaoscar:
Jonathan's credibility and so-called respect for the rule of law will be further put to test should he go ahead to use an unapproved stadium for his campaign.


As the President he must always try to lead by example and forcing his way to that stadium will further be a huge stain on his already battered image.

Example u said. What is wrong with Ameachi living by example? It's just that Jonathan is a gentle man. Can Ameachi try this with OBJ.

Gooci:
owkae sir.... my siggy tho

wat about runs boys

runs boy na thief or cultist

I hate valentine's day, because on that day in Abeokuta I slept without dinner. As u will made stay on line to again access to any eatery.

kestolove95:
I like d babe...e remain dat old woman call waje

find husband for her nah. Or ur mind tell u say she no want marry

What is joystick? Where is it located on male body? And how comes joy has a stick on every male

Even with the waec result result Intact, I still do not think it's enough govern over ppl where there are professors among them

Rikidony:
IF YOU ALLOW PEOPLE TAKE DECISION THEN YOU ARE STILL A KID

I don suffer see u small boy talking to me by the way who invited here?what do u know about life? Anyway it's not ur fault.

Sweetmarriage:
Helo. I want to post your story to our facebook page for more advices. On facebook search for, Nigerian Papalette. But i need your opinion.

please don't.

Dainy1:
personally, am not comfortable with that. especially that their night shift.what is your view on that? am i just being local or over protective? matured reply pls

how it take concern u?

rinora:
My dear u did nothing wrong,in fact you acted like a responsible fellow

y won't u support him?.guy fuckup.what are protecting.

Oklander:
Chino, the only guy on nairaland with access to Niger bridge, smh!

let's leave politics behind and speck the truth. I ve also
seen the bridge.

olafunny:
Marriage, they say, is the union between a man and a woman. No string attached. But for our own personal interests, we have decided to set jamb-like oral questions for our partners to know thier worths. Definately, many ladies wouldnt go for a broke n*gga, CREAM (Cash Rules Everything Around Me). Many guys would also prefer a fresh guys-look-at-when-passing type of ladies. But be truthful to yourself, can you choose an illiterate as your life partner?

watin concern love with school? And this our country is so bad that even if left secondary school with all A's and u did not go further ppl will still say u dint go to school. Sometimes I wonder school means tertiary education in Nigeria.

e-cig?

how do we smoke it?

it is not electronic cigarette o

listenersky:
Why cant they wait till they are both ready to get married.Must they go ahead with the marriage when its clear that only the Lady is ready.My point is if the Man cant pay the bride price,that means he's not ready for marriage yet.

so ur definition to readiness for marriage is money abi. And for those of u who think bride price is chocolate. Come and marry from rivers state where they are at liberty to tell 500k and even more there u will understand u need help and where it comes will not matter to u then.
and as for u Ops there is no time. help if u can, cos waiting for him to get the money himself, it means if he gets it maybe in five years time thats when u ppl will get marry. I don't know your age but if u are not less than 22 u should know what u are doing.

englishmart:
laughing is the last thing I need now

Some people will copy this number and call it. Lol. No be Amaka true true o

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2031120_lafss_jpeg10a5e079feeca29ee433c598e82cc5df

criminal see where ur mind go.

Y would u care to marry a virgin when u are not a virgin. The once u va knack who would u leave them for. The only thing u should try and do is to try disvirgin one to balance it before u marry cos ur wife may not be a virgin. And that my regret now cos I haven't disvirgin any.

I met this lady shortly after I breaking up with my ex girl on health ground. After we split, i was in great pain till i met my present girl. from the moment I met her, i felt a very big relief and ever since I've kept on loving her more and more by the day, So I decide to tie the nut.
I engaged her, planning to get married to her by june. but her mum is kind of against the union cos she said I'm not from their tribe.(that's what she said).
To discourage the union her mum threaten of telling me of her passed, being sure she hasn't told me. This is why she is just telling me, that she had been married before. That the marriage lasted for about 10 months, no church wedding and there is also no child between them. I'm so worried because of my parents. Their reaction will not be good if i tell them, and If i don't tell my parents before time, and they happens to know of it on the wrong time maybe on the marriage ceremony, (someone said such traditional marriage is always done in a different manner so they will end up knowing).I'm sure their reaction will not be good. And if i tell them now, it might one way or the other affect the marriage because they wouldn't want to be involve and i can not go for the marriage without the company of my people. I'm confuse on how to handle my parents. But for me I'm still ready to go on with the marriage. Only I wonder why she didn't tell me till she was threatened. pls air ur view and advise me on how and when could be the best time to discuss this with my parents.

Ivyluvie2:
Nah,I would definitely feel uncomfortable with padded butt,I would only get more attention 'cos of a fake butt...meaning 'em guys will be loving me for my big butt.mba o,love me?love me for my small butt.

small gurl what do u know about love?

IrinaDeverenko:
Every girl should be proud of wat God gives to her either big or small it shouldn't matter, cos God knws best.Buh if yuh nid to add up a bit i see nothing wrong wit dat cos is yur life to live.

I beg no vex, I'm just curious na the thing u wear or that thing I see na direct from God.

No 4 is my problem should we now start marring ladies with sagged breast. What is wrong if it sagged in our house?

SSGUniport:
LOL the price is not a function of look sha.

Visit this link and tell me if this Rolex looks like a € 25,200.00 Wrist Watch (That's roughly 5.3Million Naira)

http://www.thewatchquote.com/Rolex-116238-0058-PdN.htm

rolex na gold or silver, hope u did forget that.

2sExy1:
lol... it's because you are a Nigerian... There is a phone currently being sold in western world that block cyber spies on your phone calls and sms... therefore, government cant monitor your calls. how much is it sold? $3500 and people are around the world are buying it. the name is Cryptophone. There are much more expensive items being sold around the world.

I wish the suit can also shield one from thief and probably govt monitor and even bullet.

ivoatt:
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Cooking is natural to some men but to others, a daunting task.. Ladies, please let’s help themout.

the last time 7 checked na girls like food pass, so what is the help here

dovelike:
Dear,love is an overrated word.Its called infatuation or crush.In the long run,it gradually fades and turns to tolerance. I detest women beaters. Am scared of rships now because there are times I thought I was in love.....then I got bored . Its all tolerance and patience,then friends,in marriage.
The thing be say,if God just remove all the women from nigeria,the Men will not survive one day. Truth.

na lie u talk. I'm even seing Nigeria women as the problem Nigerian men have. If the whole women leaves nigeria, we will go to the near by African countries to get good women.mean while I like ur looks.

elantraceey:
Nice one op


The pressure they put on ladies sometimes is too much , forgetting that marriage is just just a day affair.

marriage a day affair! How?

striktlymi:
If I do get one she must be very presentable and neat. Wouldn't mind one who is educated to certain level.

oboy i no con understand u again o u dey find house help or wife