₦airaland Forum

Hadone:
THIS STORY SEF. HOW COMES MANY MUSLIMS GOT KILLED BY BH EVEN AT MOSQUES? DO YOU MEAN THOSE INNOCENT PEOPLE PRAYING DONT SHOUT ALLAHU AKBAR? I'M NOT HERE FOR ARGUMENT, BUT BOKOHARAM ARE NOT MUSLIMS

if they are not Muslim I guess they should Christian. Or no be sò?

Wife fired for giving husband public embarrassment.

Vig86:
If you are a man that hates seeing your girlfriend having a close hug with men you have to marry an Nsukka girl for 100% fidelity.

This id how it works:

* Single ladies can flirt with any man they like both married and single men but once they(ladies) are married it is over. The very "car" can never go to any other mechanic except the family mechanic (husband).

* Married men can sleep with any single lady except married ones. Married people from Nsukka can not sleep with any married woman even if the woman is from Congo and married to French man.

* Single men can sleep with any girl all over the world since the girl is not married. Single men can never sleep with married women irrespective of where she is from.

* Married Women sleep with their husbands ONLY.
The punishment for offenders ranges from DEATH to MADNESS. It is our culture and I love that. Some people say it is harsh but why should you sleep with another man when you are married. I am a christian but I strictly believe in this culture.

I encourage every potential suitor that is looking for a happy home to come and get hold of our beautiful girls. If you are tired of suspecting your girl friend then it is time to let go and have a suspicion-free marriage.
IT IS NOT EVERY PART IN NSUKKA THAT PRACTISE THIS.

I suggest Nsukka ladies on NL should identify their self for ppl with interest to choose

U will never know till u lose her. A living withness. That thing kept u with her for so long is real do not undermine it. I'm regretting my mistake now.

depopson:
Lovely designs you've got there. Please do you know how to read crotchet patterns from books, I have some and the instructions are a bit confusing. please send me an email joyal6@yahoo.com. Thanks

I'm sure this email isn't meant for her alone. can I ask the guys to send u mail so u can get quality lecture.

cozy7:
Why on earth should a male student be interested in a female "teacher"? Y does he think he can eat d kola meant for elders

my brother they do o. I'm a testimony to stuff like this I test one lecturer like that, those days in school

U ppl should advise properly. The noise isn't his problem. His problem is that, his wife sees him unfit. So pls advice him based on capability.

Stay In PH, I heard the story now it's confirmed. But I'm only interested on the dat big backyard, backing me in the last picture. Ops do u know where and how I can see her?

Toy

Buy an old gen and take upstairs place it close to his window and let him feel the noise too

cozyvan:
You people should help me with the name.. Please

lecky! Lecky!!

nzeobi:
We prefer people who understand us better. Nobody will marry from a tribe that will using his hard earned money for owambe and stuffs like that.
Ka chineke mezie okwu

what about my case where I own the money yet her parents are still against it cos I'm from kogi(Igala).

rawpadgin:
she has been asking me to have carnal knowledge with her
i brought the issue here some time ago, as expected i go a lot of good advice & some pretty crazy ones as well
i did some of what i was advice to do yet she wouldn't stop her evil act.
mata fact she categorically told me that the more i tell her off the more she gets attracted to me
right now i am thinking of embarrassing her in public
here are some of our conversations:

the heart of women are desperately wicked. Pls send me her number let me advise her

No 6

seggzz:
I have a very beautiful virgin girl but cannot cook as I do. There was a time I asked her to prepare a pepper soup meal. She didn't know the procedures and she had to ask me the cooking procedures. And I was ashamed with the way she wanted to prepare the meal. I pushed her away and I prepared it myself. She was surprised that I can cook that good after she tasted it.

Moreover, I still asked her to cook egusi soup and stew with turkey differently. She couldn't cook it well even after some assistance, the egusi soup tasted salty. And now, I do most of the cooking anytime she visits me. She confessed that she usually enjoy my food, but I'm not happy with her.

Ladies and gentlemen, what should I do to this virgin lady?

the froblem is u, nat the gurl, how can a man noise how to cook too mesh

hiteelong:
this is my first job interview, I'm really apprehensive. don't know what to wear. its a real estate firm
pls help a sister out

u should be thinking of how to confront the questions as first timer not what to put on

Demdem:
The drunkard look amazed. He isn't used to this.
Get him a canoe and see him do wonders.

I can believe a citizen of the country could refer to his president in this manner. It show the height of ur irresponsivness.

xreal:
Na wa oooh.

See fine boy.

abeg no vex. How u take see his face?

dre11:
See what this lady claims an army officer did to her sister and she shared it on Twitter yesterday

The picture and her tweet is show below

this is why I say we shouldn't vote Buhari. Vote Buhari and see more actions form the soldiers.

sauceny:
@ 50yrs still prostituting,i guess she has netted more than 1500 men all through her profession.

by my calculations 1500 men will just be for 5 years @ 300 men per year. She is 50, assuming she started prostitution at 25,
total men known will be 300 x 25 = 7500 men. And dont forget she will surely meet an average of three men daily.
so NET men will be 18000. cos some men can come more than one day. This is total number of men she met not total number of sèx.

itsdumebi:
The music star posted a shocking message today on Ig stating that a teacher of his in high school said he was the most unlikely to suceed with a picture with two of his cars visible behind him.

He captioned the picture, ‘My French teacher in high school told me me I was the MOST UNLIKELY TO SUCCEED. JOKES ON HER!!’
http://itsdumebi.com/davidos-shocking-confession/

His teacher is right. except his definition to success is money.

IceSplash:
its normal...nd its called wet dream....

in biology

Kagarko:
This is the cluelessness we are talk about.

With responsive government in place Nigerians don't have to travel abroad for medical treatment.

APC/GMB/PYO things in my mind.
E
MarchForBuhari in March.

the last time I checked ur so called responsible government did not build any reasonable hospital b4 he left. Instead he was spending money on weapons.

charlsecy:
Nothing wrong with eBibles. Why are you not using a stone tablet or a scroll for your Bible? Why on paper?

everything is wrong with ebible. those days if devil see bible e go run away but now devil is no longer worried because we no longer use the bible.

ULSHERLAN:
U can yansh d babe but dont wife a lady recommended by you ex.

y can't u marry a woman recommended by ur ex.

The last time I spoke with my ex, she was telling about a girl in their cpd she would ve love me to marry.i see nothing wrong with that. If u happens to like the girl.

"Sir puncher" our chemistry teacher
"In the bush" our biology master
"Ololo" meaning broken bottle. Our school security.

Let mama age be m
let girl age be 0.5m
papa be m+5
Total age is m+0.5m+5+m=100
M+0.5M+M=95

2.5M=95
M=38

Girl age =38/2 =19

papa age = 38+5 43

diluminati:
You are a child

in accordance with ur dp and my opinion, u are the child.

Thats what happens, when old men that are supposed to be resting(retire) take our offices.

ernecy:
guy b ursef, be confident of ursef, and how u look. If u want to do exercise, do it to keep fit, not to please any1. Don't lose ursef esteem, broda learn from MJ's mistake

my dear u should know that nobody is born with 6pac. Let d dude impress his gurl. For once let's give the lady what they desire. The only problem is, does she have everything he needs from a lady?

bwgist:
Such a girl is a "no go area" for me... what about you
http://bwgist.com/featured/guys-can-date-girl-body-like-yesno-photos/

where are the girls nah?

ItsAnderson:
Good evening my lovely pals, pls I need your candid
advice, me & my finance are presently courting, also
getting ready to be together and I notice dis attitude of
staring at a man's biceps or chest whenever we are together. The
one that got me annoyed most was on Friday when
am together with her and her friend watching a movie,
suddenly they showed Iyanya Mr Oreo video and she quickly shouted “ah dis is big chest and sexy six packs o" I felt ashamed cuz I have flat chest
and not quite long I left d parlour to the room
thinking. Pls pals wht will be ur advice to me on dis
issue because am afraid of going into dis marriage wit
her cos of dis attitude. Thanks.

while ur case is easy. Since she like 6pack start gym. I'm sure constant exercise will help. And l'm sure tht girl in question is less than 25 years.
I used to have one like that, she so much in love with fair guys and six pac. I ve 6pac but not fair so I respect myself and walk away because I know It will be easy for a fair guy to get her.