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KiddaBlingzz: He should be ashamed if this is true

na him start am Abacha, babangida did it and they be Army oh let alone civilian like jeo

Oh my God! how I wished I had known pink lip will turn to be a fashion, i wouldn't have allowed my pink lip turn black becos of smoking. Oh BENSON AND HEGDES God is seeing u oooo

Hand am over to God

babycarey: No matter how beautiful a guy's gf is he will definitely still be flirting with that beautiful girl passing by, and if he gets the chance na number straight!!! I just wonder if they is a any guy that can ever be faithful??

are u a victim?

AdeniyiA: "center" refers to d middle of something. while "centre" refers to "a place of OR a place for. eg "centre for continue education "

u too much. I see both of us using the same dictionary.
ur page 123 still dey? Pls make a photocopy of it for me.

Center means middle and centre means near the middle. But u can as well be close to ur dictionary, as this will help u know words better.

new2020: What do you expect from a yoruba OP? That's their mindet...put Igbos behind. See am he take style flood the whole page with Yoruba women.
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bush man

Don't try to deceive me o

Coconut wata very very bad oh. I was supposed to study mechanical engineering, but had too much of coconut water which end up plugging my brain. Now I'm a mechanic not even a better one.

IrishKez: I saw a thread yesterday about guys that does not have girl friends. Cos I don't have a boy friend yet, I thought it proper to open a similar thread for us(girls without boy friends)
I want to take it a little farther from the guys own by asking that you state your reason(S) for not having one.
Let me go first:
1)I was brought up in a strong religious circle and as such anything that will pave way for sins are vehemently frowned at in my denomination.

2)Am not ready for marriage yet, cos we're thought and I believe too that one can start such exposures when he/she is ready for marriage

3)I fear that no guy will be willing to be a friend in the right sense of it without crying out "Am Friendzoned!". Am yet to see that guy who will accept platonic friendship.


That will be all for now. If I remember other reasons I will update the list.
Now my kind, where are we?

lie lie except no be ur face u put for ur profile. Because that face don chop wela

I get but for my nyash

fyneboi79: Yes it is beneficial health wise.But the problem is d after effect which is the "highness" it brings which makes some people destructive.
But malaria tablets brings about dizziness and some drugs make one lose muscular control for some time,but is still in use. so what's d big deal about this particular drug called cannabis

they don bring topic for una. Continue to smoke am. For ur information this ppl no dey smoke am o, they dey cook am eat

collynzo2: Please someone shoul tell the ESPN and English commentators to kill their attempt of tagging the name ''Nacho'' on him right this second.
He is not Spanish, he is proudly Igbo!

the guy name too long and difficult to pronounce. Even me a Nigerian is still trying to pronounce it let alone a foreigner.

Cecediva: Can true love exist in poverty?

I have asked people around but nobody seems to give me a direct answer.

Your opinion please

yes, but for village

stinggy: Haters will always hate. Won't these trains reduce the pressure off the roads?
one step @ a time. Now that the rail system is settled, he'll focus on repairing the damaged roads and building new ones.

some people just wanna hate for nothing sake

u need to see the distance

DeeMain: Efetobere Sodje, the bandana tying defender

I tot nobody will mention Sodje. the worst Nigeria player ever

Smoking cigar

The best place to catch a sweet sleep as no evil spirit can attack u there. Sleep in the hand of God. I believe it is one verse in the bible

experimentist: *modified*

I had a sleepless night making research jx for you @OP, it original word comes frm Chelsea, Gary Cahil.

it is not true go back to ur research. Garri is an English word gotten from the name Garrison. Garrison is the name of the man that discovered Egbe

JadeWilliam: I really need 2knw cos I went 2markt 2day&the price of old yam is annoying higher than new yam so I asked myself,is there anythng special abt old yam?

the difference between new yam and old yam is TIME

Yet to see any construction. What u show are just machines

I no see R noah, jim ike and the rest or dey never reach to marry?

Tight kpakus or kuntus

Youngzedd: [/b]

E go clear 4 their eyes.

In Olamide's voice.

you will never know till u feel the pain. Presently, I'm facing the same situation. I ve what takes to get another lady at anytime I want, but I still feel the pain of trying to break a relationship with the best girl I ve ever known just because of this AS stuff. Prey u shouldn't be in such situation.

bigass: Oyedepo and the likes are thieves. they are robbing you,yes you,the tithe givers. These ole pastors can make someone lose faith in God. Wicked Mfs

complete the statement

He shouldn't ve drove for 17 hours. If I were him, I would ve gone by air to reduce the time. Since time is the main concern.

We both love apple

MzMariah: All guys are cheats. Rich or poor, cheat na cheat shikena

it's like u ve not enjoy any good relationship.

Onlinebizexpert: bros me , what is your own na,


this your write has no significance in a nigerian setting

for your info am currently in medical school and everything you said here na wash

I don’t believe in saying FTC but when you are the FTC in the 3 topics on the frontpage I think it calls for a robust celebration
I want to thank the following people
Seun for creating this amazing platform called nairaland
MTN for giving me this sweet MTN night plan
My papa, mama and sisters for always believing in me
My gf for giving me a wonderful BJ even as I was hustling for FTC
My side chick for providing the necessary place for me to pack my JT
And I want to specially thank my GF for treating my sidechick as a sister, afterall division of Labour saves time and energy
I wan thank all nairalanders for your amazing comments, squabble and hilarious political HIGGI-HAGA
Finally baba GOD I dey tuale for you at least for creating this wonderful day
GOD BLESS NIGERIA………..GOD bless GEJ,PEJ,PDP,APC,RIP etc



btw do u know that garri now has packaging

what are u doing in medical school.anyway I'm just asking

During our days, where they dey sale biscuits far so biscuit no they hungry us.

Jeezyy: maybe u r just unlucky, cuz for just 2yrs i fit coun't hw many gals wer don chyke me...some want make i cum live wit em, while some want even pay my fees

maybe where u stay no good, so the babes dey petty u. U con dey mistake am for love.

temigracie: eeeyah..maybe u r ugly and broke

funny but u may not be far from the truth.