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And one senseless actress keeps shouting there’s no money in circulation. Why is she not facing the state governors of these states? They receive the highest allocations in the country. What do they do with it?



How will the money circulate when you have those amount of jobless people depending on the few with jobs. What are the state governments doing?

If you see anything bad that nigeria is leading in, go and check it, it is our population that is the problem.


The last time it was our GDP. My question is, it those leading countries have the population nigeria has will they still be able to boast of such GDP?

We need to try and control our Population that keeps skyrocketing. State governments need strong laws to control illegitimate births amongst the youths. You hear a 24year old jobless guy already has two kids and such guy will still blame the government.

VolvoS60:
^^^
Maybe you can add something to the thread by actually listing the federal, state, local (and other) taxes payable by enterprises in Nigeria - since as you say, you are 'into account, finance and taxation'. That way, the 'nonentities' won't be able to seize control of the discussion, right?

I'll set the ball rolling:

1. Corporate income tax (payable to the federal government. Add yours)

Corporate income tax must be payable to the Boko Haram government not the federal government of nigeria.


Corporate ko, cooperative ni. Shioor abeg gbe body e.

partnerbizz4:
What's the difference between taxes and charges if not semantics, loosely speaking.....

Money still leaves your pocket in both and that's what matters...

If you read my comment well you’d see there’s a huge difference which I stated there.

Tony Elumelu should tell us what and what taxes he’s referring to.


Except he’s using the wrong word. Maybe charges or fees but the word tax is wrong. This is the problem with this country. You want to complain of something, you’re using the wrong word to address it. The government will come out now and deny that there’s nothing like 48 taxes. If he had used the word “charges”, any nonentity will understand and will be hard for a dubious politician to dodge it.



I’m into account, finance and taxation before you come here and quote me.

Haaaaaa 3years budget without borrowing. So we have dis kain money and one useless actress is shouting no money in circulation.


Please EFCC should also do their own probing. I don’t trust these reps. If they receive money from the banks now they will keep quiet.

The parrot still refused to snitch on its owners even after arrest.


Very loyal parrot

A parrot has been taken into custody in northern Brazil following a police raid targeting crack dealers.

According to reports in the Brazilian press, the bird had been taught to alert criminals to police operations in Vila Irmã Dulce, a low-income community in the sun-scorched capital of Piauí state, by shouting: “Mum, the police!”

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The parrot, who has not been named, was seized on Monday afternoon when officers swooped on a drug den run by a local couple.

“He must have been trained for this,” one officer involved in the operation said of the two-winged wrongdoer. “As soon as the police got close he started shouting.”

A Brazilian journalist who came face to face with the imprisoned parrot on Tuesday described it as a “super obedient” creature – albeit one that had kept its beak firmly shut after being “arrested”.

“So far it hasn’t made a sound … completely silent,” the reporter said.

Alexandre Clark, a local vet, confirmed the parrot had not cooperated: “Lots of police officers have come by and he’s said nothing.”

The Brazilian broadcaster Globo said the “papagaio do tráfico” (drug trafficking parrot) had been handed over to a local zoo where it would spend three months learning to fly before being released.

The bird joins a growing list of animals implicated in Brazil’s drug trade, although most have been reptiles.

In 2008, police seized two small alligators during a raid on a favela in western Rio de Janeiro, claiming local gangsters had fed their enemies to the animals. However, the father of one of the accused gangsters rejected those accusations, alleging his son’s gang had once tried to do so – but the alligator had refused to eat the corpse.



https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/24/brazil-drug-parrot-trained-as-lookout-for-dealers

See name Tu Youyou

Xisnin:
The senate should start working on banning open support for criminality.
Two years minimum will be quite effective.

This is a law that any nation with morality especially Nigeria should have.

It will stop a lot of things and nonsense posts on The Social media. All those that support looting or canvass for the release or soft landing for a corrupt public officers will be looking at jail time.

We’ve seen the sight.


Where is the sounds?




Land of peace? What an IRONY.

tesppidd:
This is what we get when someone has no job to go to early in the morning.
They wake up, come on nairaland and rush to post on front page as if that would earn them that elusive monthly salary.

You have not heard that in situations like this it is unwise to mention names until thorough investigation and arrests are completed?

And then the worst part; you want arraignment, prosecution and imprisonment within 2 or 3 weeks??


Bros you are a fool.

Bros that is not the worst part. The worst part is that the fool expects the military to arraign someone in a civilian court.

MetaPhysical:
The population of entire Saudi Arabia country is less than Kaduna population. Give them a population density like we have, their crime will skyrocket. Im afraid of that because they will go from beheading 37 people to just condemning a whole village to the sword because Shariah police found a prostitute residing there.

Will you stop disgracing yourself. The population of Saudi is 33million twice the population of the most populous state in your country. More than the population of the whole SE more than the population of SS but guess what? Saudi population can never be as uselessly much as Nigeria’s cos they don’t give room for the birth of illegitimate children (that make up more than half of nigeria) in their country.

Mrkumareze:
A rich man trying to save his daughter at all cost...

This is absolutely true my sister listened to a audio of a travel agent who was a former staff at the airport made the same claim. On the audio he was said to be saying that they dare not try such with him or any of his traveling clients cos he knows everyone of them.

The mission is like a 50:50 chance if the person gets through, they tell their contact to go and look for the person and retrieve the package.

Good for them

IamAlexander:
Politics as they say it's dirty.... Someone that was vice president of the country for 8years, participated and funded APC's presidential primaries pre-2015 election and now his nationality is being questioned.

I see it as distraction from the main issue.

The thing is both APC and PDP rigged in the last election but it's a case of one outrigging the other...

Though I am non-partisan but I seriously DOUBT if the court (in this case Supreme Court coz I expect whoever loose to take the case up to this level especially Atiku) considering the sensitivity of the matter and implications on unity and peace of the country to now declare PDP as the winner or call for another election.. This is based on precedence.

Nevertheless, I am really interested to see how it pans out.

It’s the normal thing everywhere in the world and it’s not a distraction.

Barack Obama was a US senator for 8years before he contested for the presidency, yet he was queried about his eligibility. They claimed he was Kenyan. He proved them wrong by providing his birth certificate showing he was born in Hawaii(US) and his mother too was American.


Let Atiku prove his eligibility. The historical families in sokoto and Jigawa should come and testify. Even as the Vice President he couldn’t prove his origin which left his then boss OBJ to say that his parentage is shadowy and covered in misery.

We can not afford to have a fraud dragging our sit of power. It’s insulting.

#iStandWithIGWala

PearlStreet:
I dey like to totori those guys with my posts make them cry wella.

Imagine say Buba Galadima no fit influence just 2bpeople to vote for Atiku plus him to make am 3. And e dey cry say Atiku lose.

That Buba Galadima no do anything to make Atiku win.

Even Atiku sef know say d guy na scammer

PearlStreet:
Keyamo is becoming a great problem for Pdp. He constantly reminds them of their worthlessness and eternal folly.

Did you notice that SE Pdp politicians always avoid attacking Keyamo? They don't want to collect stray bullet for Atiku their lord and saviour.

Guy u nor well at all aswear


Na all ur comment Dey funny. Which one be stray bullet again. The last one na Galadima worthlessness

Kingkun69:
abi ooo let him go and use his facebook where you will be seeing jokes only old ppl dey enjoy

No mind am, na attention he Dey look for and I don give am

Currently Chioma Jesus Dey lead

otijah:
The youths are the problem of this country

Oga park well. No old person for twitter.

When a whole Dr. Joe Abah and many more people far better than you dey join the comparison you con Dey yarn okpata

Good news

They’re all thieves trying to cover for their godfather. They think they can arm twist Buhari by writing a load of jargons and he will just fall for it. They must be joking not when he has a legion of legal luminaries surrounding him. 60% of his cabinet members are lawyers, including his VP who is a professor of constitution.

iammo:



They kept on forgeting that his Vice is the same professor of Law that defeated Afebabalola Obj/Atiku FG in court over lagos Local goverment creation, same Genius that saved Sanusi from Jonathan's FG.

Its difficult to win a legal brawl with a president with almost half of his cabinet members are lawyers, his own daughter is a lawyer.

Don’t mind them bro. Let them keep exposing themselves as the bad eggs. Nigeria shall overcome them all.

We are in trouble in this country. Can they just sack all of them and recruit a new set.

Bossontop:
Oga wake up oooo......day don break

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The guy don dey craze for dream abeg Pour water ontop am before he carry him craze enter real life.

Kokori! Wow dat name don teh no be here o

Beedude:
A team that has lost to PSG, Napoli and Red star Belgrade in this same tournament and season has a stronger squad than Barca. U go think say na Arsenal u wan follow play

Guy na core Barça fan you Dey follow talk o.

Tottenham qualified from group stage on the last day.

They managed to beat their next opponent and qualified against man city on away goals. Meaning past form don’t mean anything in CL.

Up until Roma last season, Barca had not lost a single game.


I’m not saying Barça can’t beat Liverpool but they definitely have a stronger squad. Also they might have a stronger squad but we definitely have higher quality and better CL experience.

Barça have a a weak point in Coutinho, have a weak right back

But you can’t find a weak point in Liverpool.

Liverpool has a stronger squad but Barça has a certain Lionel Messi that can change everything.

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olatade:
This judgement is too lenient. He should be sent to jail.

CCT cannot send anyone to jail. They don’t have the power.

he can only be sent to jail if EFCC takes it up and prosecute him in the federal high court where he would be sent to jail.

Find one dungeon to put them

I knew all along Tinubu only played along with the majority

Nackzy:
APC are weighing all possible options, they know the lawyer is very sound, so they are resorting to propaganda
If the Server result indeed is true then Buhari is a Gooner

Olodo so the server result is admissible in which court?