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Ah no get partner

Bouz:
Chai i could imagine the number of ladies that would have sent this dude a pm, on seeing where he lives, with those flashy cars. , chai hunger na bastard. I blame bad govt sha.

I don't think so

HafsaUmar:
woah, that's long though, you don't like the setting over there or it's just not your thing

not my thing

jerryunit48:
See ehh … people should stop saying thunder faya you , it happens.
RIP to them

lol


Rip

frozen70:
All because of you guys, lol

are u not a lady?

hammer3x:
ALL THIS IS WAT THE WHITE MAN HAVE THOUGHT YOU.



LET ME TEACH YOU THE AFRICAN WAY.



A WOMAN SHOULD WEAR WAIST BEADS, DO AS MUCH SQUATS TO KEEP HER BOOTY NICE AND FIRM.



A MAN SHOULD DO PRESS UP AND MAINTAIN A GOOD POSTURE, WITH HIS CHEST OUT.



WE WERE MADE TO FCCUK EACH OTHER AND LATER FCCUK OTHERS AS WELL.


WEN U ARE THAT BUSY WITH THINGS THAT REALLY MATTER, THE DEVIL WILL NEVER BUILD ALTER ON YOUR HEAD, TO THE EXTENT OF ORDERING YOU TO KILL YOURSELF.



BACK TO BASICS.

did u just type is rubbish , did u leave remove your brain while typing this,,what u wrote doesn't make any sense..next time type with brain pls

2004..I Neva see wetin Go carry me go der again sha

frozen70:
It's not as if there is a special pleasure

But a guys pleasure sucking a female boobs is,
Seeing her enjoying the fun and making her to moan

That alone is enough to ginger the man and gives him the believe that he is on top of the game

shay whala no too much bayi .wetin woman matter go cause for nairaland ehn

hammer3x:
THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN IF NOT FOR THE WHITE MAN BRAIN WASHING AFRICANS.


THE BRAIN WASHING IS TOO MUCH, ABEG.


SO, WAITING WE GO CALL THIS ONE NOW?



JULIET ABI NA ROMEO?

did she died for love ?No! She died out of self pity,she died because she loose up on herself., she forgot we still have a thousand men who are better than her bf, a good man who will treat her with every respect,,wish she didn't end her life tho...no mata what, suicide is not an option..

Toks2008:
Do you know that you can be very good looking and be unattractive and you can have the typical "ok" look yet be very attractive?

I have come to realize that attractiveness has very little to do with your good looks, condition or status but it is all about your self confidence and how you carry yourself.

No matter how sweet looking you may be, if you have low self esteem you will always appear unattractive to people.

A single mum with average look but with great self confidence and carriage will get more suitors than a very pretty single lady with no child who lacks self confidence.. A man or woman with special needs will never lack the attention of the opposite sex if they project great self confidence to the world.

If you can't speak good English, speak Pidgin with confidence...

If you are broke or poor, wear those cheap cloths and shoes with great confidence....

If you are a stamerer do it with boldness and even put some style.

If you are a single mum look hot and pick your man like a virgin.

No matter how big or small you may look just look smart and carry yourself with great confidence.

No matter how insecure you may feel about your body or situation, as long as you carry yourself with confidence and you bury your insecurities, you will always appear very attractive to people.

The secret is self confidence and how you carry yourself...

u nail it jor..chop knuckle op

Kriss216:
No sane man will choose a Nigerian used vehicle over a Tear rubber .

Stop giving these evening demons false hope. Guys are fools when it comes to making marital choice.

op just nail the truth..nobody is giving anybody hope,,its just the bitter truth..nd stop bn bitter

I really feel for her ..going tru heart break from someone u deeply love is very hard, she no see half of what Iv bn tru tho,and I'm still alive..I'm strong ...Rip to her

MufasaLion:
That Taken seem kinda boring to me when they started having sequels of same storyline.

its not tho,I enjoyed everything about the film.

Uber101:
Just for fun. What primary school song do you still remember? ... I sang this in primary school

30 days have September, April, June and November..
All the rest have 31 except for February alone..
which has 28 days in a leap year....
And 29 ...........

I still use this song till date when I'm confused about the days in a particular month.

Monday we go to school
Tuesday we go to school
Wednesday we go to school
Thurday we go to school
Friday we pack our load because tomorrow's Saturday we go we go

Not making heaven
Loosing my mom

Taken
Jungle cruise
Black window
Life in a year

Anfield247:
Wow! Big sis, this is mind-blowing oh.... The glory of the bar has always fallen upon you as a resident of that area.

truout my stay I didnt go der tho,na to buy pami sit at the front of nt house and chill

Anfield247:
Awww... you are such a village girl.

lol, I kuku didnt stayed in the village at all, I happened to stay in one ghetto area in osogbo,they party from Monday to Monday,infact there's always live fuji on Sunday,,nd there's pami ( palm wine) everyday at the front of my house..

Made619:
Debby u no dey carry love for head d way I dey c u

I used to but not anymore

AmenArokamoni:
Me, the day i almost ate dog food

the day I was trying to peep from our neighbor's window nd my head got stuck BTW the burglary..that was 2003 that day ehn

Made619:
haba Debby how can u say ur birthright shouldn't be his priority? is the relationship not leading somewhere? abi na play una jus dey play ni

if he's a busy type I no get problem fa..I.might be angry nd if he apologise then wen are cool
But if he's a busy type I won't get angry oo,,he Neva marry me na,he has life nd I have mine,my mama sef don forget when she born me so na another man pikin go put my birthday for head?

FalseProphet1:
A friend of mine told me how his girlfriend reacted when he told her to suggest a good investment or business he can do with 1m...and she was like so you have 1m in your account and I've been begging you for 50k since last week and you couldn't even give to me. You're very wicked and stingy.

She couldn't even suggest any kind of investment for him...she told him to go to hell with his money that she doesn't care.

So back to the question..Ladies lets assume your man was contemplating on what to invest with his 1m and he wants you to advice him what would be your suggestion?

What kind of intelligent business idea can you as a girlfriend come up with for your guy without reacting selfishly upon hearing he has 1m lying idle in his account.


Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Dominique
Mukina2

I dey come

Made619:
What will be your reaction ? mind you your gf/bf not wife oh cuz I feel that's kinda different.

lalasticlala please I need more views on this.

nothing na..i don't have any prob with that,after all we are just bf and gf,he has his life,nobi my birthday go be his priority..

Monogamy:
She's cheating on me, He's beating me always, lying is now his new surname, she can't spend 20 mins without receiving a call or messages.

My brother /sister, why not move when you are not a tree?

Hearing those stories is becoming boring lately. Average married people in Nigeria now are more like roommates where the communications are only for important thing.. The good love side don die tey tey

my own point is, the reason why some people are in a toxic marriage is (for a lady)
I don't want to go back to my fathers house
I can't stand the Shame
Who will take care of my kid?
How will I survive?
Where do I start from after 2 or 3 kids ?
Forgetting that when there's life there hope..
In relationship
Some stay in toxic relationship because of love, someone will say I can't do without him,he's the best man
No self value.
I was once in one, when we started the love was very sweet,very sweet,I was in 200l, he was In his final nd he's a medical student..we were very cool, I went back to school,things started changing,meanwhile He has hot tempered nd when he's angry,one insult is enof to spoil my week..I stayed because I love him not the money part tho..he went for his service everything was good.. So where whala take start,I was posted to his place(hospital) for my practical, i told him I can't because I did my first practical der I changed it even when he told me not to,,after a month we didnt see nd we used to see every 2 weeks..we were given easter break I went home, I came back and I spent 2days with him before going back to my practical base.
My friend has his num tho And I don't have issues with that,after a month we didnt see babe has gotten another gf where he serves..after the whole practical I went back t school he came to my school without seeing him nd he told my friend..I confronted him, he got angry nd started insulting me,,I was even trying to beg. I decided to visit him maybe if he sees me his anger will go off, unfortunately he really got pissed, I Cant even near his door because I don't want he will do,his neighbor gave me a spare room,so around 11pm I knocked his door he opened,lo and behold I got the beating of my life,it was his neighbors that rescue me,he shut his door immediately so the next morning I carry my bag he came and tried to apologize for beating me,I left nd everything went off..I was Even begging despite the beatings oo..love is stupid tho,,he blocked me,for more than a year I couldn't love any guy.I moved on he came back we became friends till now we used to talk and we are cool as friends..it was last year I find out my friend went to his place nd she's even behind everything..I confronted her she started insulting me,,I just let it slide..

Magnoliaa:
Make I dash you one? But I go collect am back ooooo. *draws right ear in warning*

ah no want..even if u nogo collect am back I no want..

Magnoliaa:
Post pictures, you're feeling cool. Is this wan one someone wants to use and do "awwn awwn" and God when? Mschew.

ah Neva get bf

GreenDee:
like seriously,I read that his statement..it sounds so disgusting honestly speaking.

we ladies behave like mumu because of love..hia men don't worth it..I hop all ladies can place some value on themselves to avoid all this rubbish..

Anfield247:
One bottle of fresh palm wine for you. You are fantastic! Your comment is abound with wisdom! I just followed you up because of this. kudos to you, dear!

yes yes.pass me the palm wine,Iv really missed palm wine with goat meat

Cinema4d:
(Chuckles) You know, you'd hardly find ladies do the above you mentioned if the guy is broke.
This is where compatibility comes in.

hum mm,but we still have some ladies that can endure,,seriously. Love before money..money before love won't last

Cinema4d:
A lot of Folks have been damaged by love. So, is love still a beautiful thing or a tragedy?

Red pillars would strongly disagree with this.

it is a beautiful thing if someone is with his/her better half..I've bn tru a lot of heartbreaks and I still believe in love,,and I'm gonna love my man with every part of me

Love is a beautiful thing