₦airaland Forum

Kriss216:
My Kwara friend, how have you been?

Vision101:
@debbydams
its possible..lemme break it down


She can do okro soup..ogbonno won't last..

Get 2 rubber of garri dats 800 I think
Buy okro #200
Blended pepper (ata gugu)# 50
Seasoning # 20
Palm oil 1/2 cup #100
Locus beans
Cray fish #100.

Buy I rubber of beans #700.. ..I think this will help..as a lady no amount of money I can't manage o....charcoal #100 will do the cooking.


@me
Correct wife material. I will recommend you.

zickyclef:
U papa no get sense na y u de turn relationship to business venture.

Felililicia:
We started talking two days back. He collected my number from his friend.

Kriss216:
No big deal.

99.5869% of Nigerian girls are cheap. Flash 2k and watch those legs open simultaneously.



7.29am: Okay no problem

7.42am: You are a Catholic?



Desperation of evening newspapers is orgasmic.

zickyclef:
Girls go broke

Goodlyhrt:
The rubbish I am witnessing in my neighborhood makes me want to pluck my eyes out of its socket like wtf.

A girl in my compound not more than 18yrs of age gave birth to a baby while still staying with her parents. Do you know that big owambe is going on in my compound right now for the said girl.

Like.. I want to understand something. What are they actually celebrating? For fucck sake a whole lot party for a girl that put to bed out of wedlock and immorality!

Of gawd I can't witness this. I can't be a party to this. Like what is the message being passed? What a pity!

KingintheNorth:
Everybody cheats sha,one way or another

KingintheNorth:
Would you rather have your partner confess that they cheated on you or keep it to themselves?

Ishilove:
No wonder. In Lagos the story is different

Foodqueen:
How much is a bag of garri.

And how many custard paint is in a bag.

Sabowest:
Add graphic to your post. Pls

LadySarah:
See this oneoo.Its like you stopped going to market pre lockdown last yr.
A rubber of garri is currently #1500 and that of beans #2ooo.
Okra #200 eont even do one person for 2 days not to talk of family of 5 for 1 week.

My bro its not feasible at all.I hope you get help.Buhari has finished us

Foodqueen:
Are you in Nigeria.

You've not been to the mkt in a long time

Ishilove:
Rubber of beans 700 ke? One derica of beans is 600.

Xilsbridalhouse:
Tried it once, my strength couldn’t bring the stone to blend the pepper.
In this 21st century? You expect us to use this? Op Abeg park one side.

Easyincome24:
Some ladies said this is 21st century and no man should constrict them to this kind of harsh life when there is electric grinding machine.

Should homes still keep this grinding stone?

mariahAngel:
It's impossible.

NaijaOlosho:
Spits

And

I drank that kunu yesterday in Southwest please how can I vomit it??

OdogwuBlog:
Bros If You Never Enter Family Life !!! ..... You De On Cruise !!!

One married man once tell me say him daughter wake him up by 2AM at night only to demand that ...... "DADDY I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR NOSE" ...... Ahhhhh !!!

Okay as me don enter family Life nahh !!! ... My Wife get belle now !!!

She be dey demand stuupid stuupid things oooo ... But i be dey think say !!! ... na because say she dey Pregnant nahh ....

But ...... the one weah she do of recent shock me !!! .

Before the one weah happen last night .... she once demanded by 2AM at night ...... say she wan chop Kuli Kuli ... IMAGINE BY 2AM ..... And she complain this till 6AM in the morning !!! - When i finally bring Kuli Kuli come by 8AM .... she tell me say ..... she don loose appetite .... make i commot am .... that the looking at it makes her feel like Vomiting !!!

Below na Kuli Kuli ... incase if you no know !!!

https://5aday.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/4b7b672cbaa24a69ac84a2c650fca94a.jpg

Okay This one happened Last Night !!!

I Come dey wonder if her spirit dey always start by 2AM ......

Around 2AM Last Night !!! ... She wake me up and continue to tell stories again !!!

This one shock me ooo !!!! , Upon say i never knack for life 3 Months now !!! - Doctor say na from 4 Months we can begin nack !!! ..... I Buy Soaps 2 time per week .... Only for me not to cheat on my wife !!! - If you know you know ....

OKAY ... BABY Tell me ... what do you want - Na wetin i ask her ...

She looked at me and say .................. "Baby Let's Insult Each Other" .....

Ehhhhh .... She say ... I Feel like insulting somebody and Causing Quarrel .... I Looked at her and say !!! "BABE NO BE ME AND YOU"

Before i can turn to the other side of the bed ... she slapped me and say "Honey you are a fooool" .....

I Looked at her and say "NA Bigger Fooool you be" ..... She starts crying .... and say .... So you can insult me back .....

The summary of these stories be say .... I No sleep last Night !!! .... I Tried all i can to calm her down .... She insulted me from 2AM Till 6AM This morning !!!

When she don see say na morning ... She looked at me as say "Baby ... What are we eating this morning"

Marriage dey sweet shaa ... But i dey Hell Fire now .....

NO KNACKS ... NO SLEEPS ...

Wetin i go fit do .... Nothing !!!

I Can't WAIT To See My TWINS !!!

Better Days Ahead !!!

cc; lalasticlala

Iruobean:
Is this all you have to say?
Let us hear what other ladies have to say.

SmellySperm:
Mention her name let's whine her to accept your proposal

Angelacruz:
It will end in tears...this is not d right place

Mowaconfused:
I created a thread 5 months ago to seek for advise about my relationship. In case you missed the earlier thread ;
https://www.nairaland.com/6322014/im-confused-should-still-continue

I listened to all the advises you gave me on that thread. I quit the relationship even though it's really tough but I told myself that it's better to cry now than to postpone it because the red flags are so glaring . The man came to Nigeria 3 weeks ago and they got wed last week saturday . Thanks everyone I really appreciate.

Cc: RedPanther
Prinzstiles
Sundrus
TrueHeart365
Vanzcharles
John hood
mrblessed
Czarr

ExpertEDITOR:
See lemme tell you the basic truth, assuming ishilove was ur ex girl mentor.... Trust me, she would have advise she left you herself. Ignore her trying to pretend to feel what you feel. Inside of her, she is happy the girl made a right choice.

Laurene:
who you go marry?