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Hedonisst:
How did 'everyone' allow this get to this undignifying level? A whole Christian Chukwu?

At the end of the day, life, especially una shithole like Nigeria, is a brutal jungle. Everyman for himself. What matters most is having money - more than enough of it, for that matter. That's the only way to insure yourself against bullshit. Even if you would be incurably and terminally sick, you would receive treatment in comfort and privacy and die with your dignity intact. And for emphasis, I'd rather die with my dignity intact than struggle to live with indignity, as if life is an end itself. Jeez.

Whether government looted funds o, business o, profession o, yahoo o, drug pushing o... whatever o, really, Nigeria condemns you to needing to have plenty money always; at any cost. At ALL costs. That's the brutal reality. Morality my foot. The end always justifies the bloody means.

Because Nigeria is a shithole managed by assholes!!!! I really want Nigeria to disappear from world map.

isan:
nobody can bench oshoala @dedetwo

Talk of a person without a vision. Nothing is absolute on earth. The coach can easily bench her. Besides, the coach has just included three players that can sit her on the bench. Oshoala has been wasteful latterly.

NaijaOlosho:
A man who recently visited his friend at the Police/Mopol Barrack, Harbour Road, Portharcourt has cried out over the deplorable condition he met the barrack where over 300 policemen & their families are currently living.

He shared the photos and wrote:

PLEASE SAVE SOME SOULS

This is a police/Mopol Barracks sited behind Harbour Road in the old PH township where over 300 policemen & their families are living. This to me is a SUISIDE MISSION, TIMED BOMB, DEATH WARRANT, call it anything.

The devastating & ready to collapse sights of the building drew my attention as I went visiting an old friend within the area.

This is a complete DEATH TRAP!I spoke with a few police officers & persons I met on ground & they lamented how they have tried to reach out & to draw the attention of the Rivers state Government & even the NDDC to come to their rescue but all to NO AVAIL.

Rather than screaming for rescue support teams to rescue lives when the tragedy will surely occur why don't we just SAVE THIS LIVES?

This gallant men & women risk their lives already to protect lives of citizens in Rivers state, should they also risk the lives of their immediate family members?Please let's share till this gets to the relevant authorities concerned to do the needful.

PLEASE HELP & SAVE LIVES�See Photos.

>>> https://grovenaija360.com/man-laments-over-the-deplorable-state-of-portharcourt-police-barracks-photos/

The has nothing to do with neither Rivers state Government nor even the NDDC. This is federal government issue and a fool has been given a second mandate to resolve it. However, the deplorable condition of the buildings showed poor construction job. These houses were constructed with poor materials and low standard materials. The contractor should be held responsible for the decay.

sirequity:
Godswill Akpabio, lawmaker representing Akwa Ibom North West at the Senate has denied claims that he queried where God was when he made Udom Emmanuel governor of the State in 2015.

Mr Akpabio is a two-term former governor of the oil-rich state, his political career waxed stronger during his days in the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) until in August 2018 when he decamped to the ruling All Progressive Congress (APC).

He played a vital role to ensure Mr Emmanuel succeeds him in office as the state governor and as soon as the latter did, they fell apart politically.

Until his defection, the former governor was largely regarded as the political godfather of the state. He went to the Nigerian Senate and made history as the first-timer to clinch one of the position of principal officers at the upper legislative chamber.

There were insinuations in some quarters that Akpabio had during the governorship campaign of the APC boasted that he will send the incumbent governor packing from the government house in Uyo, the state capital.

Mr Emmanuel had used “Divine Mandate – Only God” as his campaign slogan and purveyors of the claim said the former governor queried where God was when he single-handedly made his successor governor.

Denying he ever mocked the Supreme Being, Akpabio said he could not blaspheme God who has shown him much care.



“In 2015 my wife was in a coma for months and the best doctors in the world with the help of the best life-support equipment gave her less than five percent chance of making it,” Akpabio said in a post election article he titled, “The Lies and Liars of the Election.”

“Doctors and science gave up on her. The press wrote that she had died. But we held on to God and God brought her back to life. Science could not explain this awesome testimony.

“In 2015, I was involved in an accident, which details are still suspect. I survived against all odds because God showed up for me.

“Can a man who has seen so much favour from God, turn around to blaspheme him? Can such a man seek to play God or seek to share His glory with Him? Such a man can never say ‘where was God when I made Udom Emmanuel governor?’” the lawmaker said.

Akpabio failed to secure a second term of returning to the Senate. He lost his re-election to Chris Ekpenyong, a former deputy governor of the state and senatorial candidate of the PDP.

During his defection, he boasted that the state will be the first held by the opposition PDP that will fall for the ruling APC.

The former governor who is at the tribunal to challenge Ekpenyong’s victory has said he will reclaim his mandate.


Source: https://politicstimesng.com/akpabio-i-never-asked-where-god-was-when-i-made-emmanuel-governor/

Let assume for moment that Godswill Akpabio made Mr Emmanuel the governor of Akwa Ibom State. Should Mr Emmanuel become as stupid as Godswill Akpabio who decamped from PDP to join APC? Godswill Akpabio please deal with your political idiocy and allow Mr. Emmanuel to govern Akwa Ibom as he has been mandated.

Rgade:
It's not about being the best, it's about doing your best.
Iwobi doesn't have to be the best in his career, he simply needs to be the best he can be, and he's clearly not doing enough.
The dude is too care free, doesn't work hard at all.
He has been getting good game time at arsenal over the last 3 seasons, but he's still that average "promising youngster" he always was .
Doesn't he see the comments fans make about him??
Some saying that he's stealing a living and isn't even a footballer??(very harsh tho)....
Iwobi is easily the most criticized arsenal player currently and even that doesn't move him to work harder.
The dude disappoints me every single time I watch him play.

Who said Iwobi is not doing enough, you or the management of Arsenal FC? It is very useless to see people who owned nothing worthy of mange still have the audacity to ridicule the decision and staler acumen of people with deep pocket and have something that requires rare managerial skills

Davash222:
Cancer should be treated in hospital.

So, she flew to SA for prayers Is there no God again in Nigeria Is God no longer everywhere Don’t we have ‘sophisticated’men of God again in Nigeria Your mom wanted to fly from Spain to SA just to seek the face of God that is everywhere Is God not in Spain again When did God relocate to only SA and we didn’t know

We are all children of God and we believe in God but that shouldn’t make us look stupid.

Oge okoye is an actress, she went to SA for acting role. End of!!

The God(s) in Europe are fake God(s). Have you seen how circumstance can reverse itself. It used to be God(s) in Europe are better than God(s) in Africa. Anyway, I do not blame Europeans for this idiotic shenanigans but Africans who had shamelessly attributed the word, Black, to represent them.

ruggedtimi:
Ojukwu would have been one of the longest serving leaders if biafria had seceded and maybe his son will take over

He would have been the longest serving leader if things were moving as planed. As for his son(s) to take over, I guess would have been stretch considering the majority of the subjects are Igbo.

Bede2u:
I rep the east

Please use the capitalized "Rep" to actually denote correct term.

agbarisocket:
Indian govt has approved to killed 800000 Igbo in indian because of drug trafficking..sorry bad news

How does the above crap concern a confused bystander?

dheilaw1:
Tinubu is a great man. Those terrorists will start venting bitterness. Just watch them

Did you know when he hustled on the streets of USA? Nigeria is basket of fools.

davillian:
Bayelsa/rivers topping the chart on crime today.
Too much arms in circulation.

The worst thing that happen to any group of people is to be told a bold lie that some neighbors are about take away their belongings if the ones they do not have possessive rights. They were equally told how a strange fellow from a faraway place will come to collect their possessions and give them free ride on the proceeds. I guess posterity is wonderful.

gbedemilad:
This is serious. What is the Security personnels doing

Are you serious? The security agents in Nigeria cannot be present at everywhere and every time. Therefore it is imperative Nigerians should be allowed to carry weapons. I cannot afford to walk around in Nigeria without my side arm.

AlphaPaul:
Is it licensed and do they allow you carry licensed gun around?

It should be a constitutional right to carry concealed weapon in Nigeria. Police cannot be everywhere and every time.

More women than men think the act of sexual intercourse is a companion of love.

A known behavior from certain ethnic nationality in Nigeria. The Sun must set in the west.

AutoJoshNIG:
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A Nigerian whose moniker on Twitter is @oraeekene narrated his ordeal with a biker rider in Imo State.

In his story, he stated why he tore the change given to him by the bike rider.

Read through his story and tell us if his actions make any sense to you.

Read his tweets below;

Bikeman wanted to cheat me of my change LOL when he finally gave me, i tore the money infront of him to tell him it was nothing to me It wasnt about the money. It was about the fact this year, no one will cheat me, no matter how small I will not tolerate nonsense.

I asked for my change nicely. He started his trash. Asked nicely again, started telling me a bullshit story. When i disagreed with him, told me i’m a liar, that i was lying. First salvo. Told him i wouldn’t let it go, that i have all day.

Told me to get out, put the key in the bike to turn it on. Held the bike told him he wasnt going anywhere. He then lied and said he was only clearing. I held on the bike. He told me to step aside or he would push me

I then stepped up right in his face. I told him i dare him. Told him he thinks i’m afraid to go one on one, or because i have stuff with me? that i’ll throw them away. He then backtracked, that he didnt say he’ll hit me, that i should just leave him

At that time my neighbour came around. Asked what was going on. He wanted to tell his bullshit, i told him to shut up, then told the true story to my neighbour. My neighbour turned to the bike man like ahn ahn. When he saw no one was on his side, told me to ‘take the money joor’

That’s when i lost it, tore the money infront of him. Told him it wasnt about the money but that no idiot will cheat me or talk to me anyhow. Then walked to my house


Source: https://autojosh.com/man-tore-change-by-bike-rider-imo/

This is a crime!!! You acted irresponsibly by tearing the money. A cooler head than yours would have given the biker the money.

thorpido:
What the heck does he mean by we had sex but not penetration?
He should go to jail as a deterrent to others like him.

Have you heard of MouthAction?

alekside:
Una don start again. Let the boy progress at his own pace. Dont destroy him with your hype.

Bros most Nigerians are very idiotic. They simply cannot watch with their putrid mouths closed.

Zionista:
She's correct. Heavy tongue and very primitive dialect.

Are you this prodigally idiotic?

Nneeee!!! It is your turn and time to make your ancestral language romantic.

Anybody who remotely thinks Nigeria has democracy is a complete fool.

kingemzy5:
don't blame a coach for your failed career

I guess you had a better career in your entirety than Mikel Obi. I seriously doubt it though.

77up:
Until we battle the spirit of hatred within ourselves mostly caused by politics/politicians ,religion and tribe, the racisms that ll happen between us will pass that of argentines .


We need to tolerate each other !

I would have loved my all Igbo boys team to play against Yari.ba only team.

etibaba: Gooaloool 3-0

Osimhen is the GOAT

This is the type of idiocy that destroys Nigerian soccer. I guess Osinhen is the one-man (eleven players) team that faced the Libyan team.

dozeman:
What does this people see in this Uzoho of a keeper, hope he doesn't cost his team today......

The good keepers are not made from wood.

Daninya111:
9ja starting 11.

https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/9050211_screenshot20190325144535_jpeg0fc896b7bd3f8bd74dfd2cd61bfe9ca9

Boy, this is real squad.

sotall:
Gift Amadi


Why?

Money palaba!!!!

Foxxybrown:
Upon all the bodyshaper Omotola is wearing, you can see her that her shape is going
These actresses that are used to editing their shape on Instagram pictures
When you see them live, you will be very disappointed

Instagram is infomercial while live appearance is real market square.

The mother should have borrowed some boobs from the daughter.

EdoNation:
A boy was stripped, bound, and paraded naked after he was allegedly caught stealing chickens.

In photos shared online, the naked boy can be seen with his hands tied behind his back and the chickens hanging from his bound hands.
It is gathered by Viralmula.Com That this incident happened in a small village in the north

Villagers who came out to watch him being paraded for theft can be seen laughing at the boy's sadness.

More >>>> Source : http://viralmula.com/2019/03/alleged-chicken-thief-stripped-bare-and-tied-up-with-his-loot/

Africans will have serious issues with any form of progress. Any group of people who derive joy from the pains and sufferings of fellow human beings will have limited or no progress. The young man, besides being paraded unclad, he had his hand tied behind his back. What a cruelty.

If the Corpers were not students of Physical Science, Engineering and probably were not socially exposed, it is nuts to denigrate the system of education. I can say unequivocally that if the APCUnitedKingdom spent most of his/her teenage and early adult lives in backwater cities in Nigeria, it will take him/her century to know the connotation of CCTV.