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CelebritiesRe: kemi Olunloyo: "I Will Never Get Married, Married Women Are House Girls & Maids" by DerideGull(m): 6:37pm On Mar 23, 2019
sweetilicious:
Was she busy having kids?
She is a restroom for men.
PoliticsRe: MURIC Asks Buhari To Appoint More Yoruba Muslims To His Cabinet by DerideGull(m): 1:56pm On Mar 22, 2019
Ategberoson:
this Igbo girl again? no go kill yourself untimely o



but is religion issue the solution to Nigeria development now? and this man is a professor like what nonsense? who dashed this lunatic professor?


as far as I'm concern, how can Muslims dominated west and Christians eventually had 5 governors out of the five state


Ondo Christians are 80% Muslims 20%

Ekiti 90% Muslims 10%

osun Christians are 55% Muslims 45%

Oyo Christians are 52% Muslims 48%

Ogun Christian 35% traditional 40% Muslims 25%

Lagos Christian is 60% Muslim 40%



so how does Muslims dominated Christians. it is on record that many Muslims are converting to Christians on daily basis. my 5 Muslim friends converted to Christian last year
This is arrant nonsense. Which Igbo girl are you on about? These percentiles do not show if they were exclusively Yari.ba.
PoliticsRe: MURIC Asks Buhari To Appoint More Yoruba Muslims To His Cabinet by DerideGull(m):
WiLdFLame:
You are a fool
There is nothing like Christian Yoruba ..Yoruba is Yoruba take your divisive tactics elsewhere
Awon Okoroburuku
Are you fooling yourself or what? There are Yari.ba Muslims and Christians period. If the value of the aggregate is close to 50%, it is qualified to have the term Yari.ba Muslims or Christians. There is nothing Okoro about it.
PoliticsRe: MURIC Asks Buhari To Appoint More Yoruba Muslims To His Cabinet by DerideGull(m): 1:44pm On Mar 22, 2019
rummmy:
Yorubaland is in trouble....... I can't wait to laugh kikikiki at them
Yari.ba land has been in the process of bastardization since the days of Afonja and Caliphate of Sokoto. Most people that parade themselves today as Yari.ba are actually mixed breeds of Fulani, Kanuri or Hausa.
PoliticsRe: MURIC Asks Buhari To Appoint More Yoruba Muslims To His Cabinet by DerideGull(m): 1:35pm On Mar 22, 2019
BuhariAdvocate:
I withdraw my statement because the news is fake .Omo IBO can't divide us along religious line.
I smelt naiveté, OMO Kekere, OMO Yari.ba. You are already down for count even if it was tribal or religious line. grin grin grin
CrimeRe: How I Was Wrongly Accused Of Telling My Friend To Kill Himself- Nigerian Soldier by DerideGull(m): 1:29pm On Mar 22, 2019
CrimeRe: JAMB Lesson Teacher Assaults A Female Student In Surulere, Lagos by DerideGull(m): 1:20pm On Mar 22, 2019
hsafarms:
Is the girl igbo?




Because na igbo girl dey big like that for secondary school
If it waddles like duck, it must be duck. The post said Surulere, Lagos.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Becomes International Observer Ahead Of Rerun Elections In Nigeria by DerideGull(m): 1:05pm On Mar 22, 2019
sammyj:
This is joke of the century from a clown SInator !!! grin
Nigeria is not called shithole for nothing. Which country gave birth to Dino?
CrimeRe: How I Was Wrongly Accused Of Telling My Friend To Kill Himself- Nigerian Soldier by DerideGull(m): 12:47pm On Mar 22, 2019
gistvicreports:
@Gistvic.com

A Nigerian Soldier whose name is Emmy Benison shares a touching story of how he was wrongly accused of telling his close friend to kill himself in the war front. Gistvic Reports.

Emmy says on that fateful day, his friend shot himself after he was shot twice by boko haram. News was later spread to his newly wedded wife and kid that he was the one who told him to kill himself to end his pain.

He wrote:

"This is not just a story of what happened,i just wana clear the air...we have known each other since training days bt after 4yrs we met again at d Frontline..I always reserve one ammo fr myself if incase tinx gets out of hand,I will rather pull the trigger to my head than get caught alive by bokoharam and I always tell him abt it.....on dat day tinx went out of hand ad my friend was shot twice but still breathing ad was eager to kip fighting bt he was out of ammo ad i had an extra magazine so i gave it to him but instead he shot himself ad i swear to God almighty,I never saw dat coming..news got to his newly wedded wife ad kid abt his death ad some agent of darkness said i told him to kill himself in order to end his pain..how can i be aving such conversation while engagingtill dis very day,she blames me fr his death,she blames fr the pains ad suffering her kid ad her are going thru..i posted abt her on my page hoping to raise money fr her to start up smetin cus deep down i feel guilty bt i got 34k... I don't know what to do,how can she ever forgive me?God almighty know what happened dat very day..he was my buddy ad i wld have carried him ad ran if dat was an option then but we were under heavy fire...I did not meant fr tinx to go dat way"



Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2019/03/how-i-was-wrongly-accused-of-telling-my.html
There is no soldier who has been rigorously drilled in a combat warfare that will extend a loaded magazine to dying colleague. Instead the soldiers should seriously engage the enemy in a fierce fire fight and gain upper hand in order to save himself and the dying colleague from attacking enemy. Nigerian army looks like anything in Nigeria, idiotically out of alignment from constructive stream of thought. What a waste of a country.
PoliticsRe: FG, Columbia University To Commence Gold Production In Kebbi by DerideGull(m):
farem:
FG, Columbia University and our old universities here are sitting like Garri Agege while anither university comes across oceans and thousands of kilometers to snatch something as pure as gold from their very nostrils eyes
Nigeria is a basket of fools. Ordinary paper work, it has been deemed that Nigerian universities cannot and are not capable to handle it. Did I hear the state government taking lead in extraction of mineral from the soil in Nigeria? What happened to federal government of Nigeria dividing the entire state's land into mining blocks? I guess when mining of any kind is done in the northern region of Nigeria, it is about the state where the deposit is struck however if it is the crude oil in southern regions of Nigeria, it is all about the federal government.

The so-called southern minorities and their lead counsel, the Yoruba, should use their tongues to count their dirty teeth. Now, the Fulani or Kanuri are not the boggy men of the northern region of Nigeria as Ndigbo had been derogatorily described in southern Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Imo: PDP In A Hurry To Resume Looting – Okorocha by DerideGull(m): 12:17am On Mar 22, 2019
ManirBK:
Governor Rochas Okorocha of Imo state has accused his would-be successor, Emeka Ihedioha, and members of the opposition People’s Democratic Party (PDP) of “being in a hurry to resume looting after eight years of being out of power.”

Okorocha, in a statement signed by his Chief Press Secretary, Sam Onwuemeodo, said instead of telling Imo people what they would do for them in terms of surpassing his achievements, the incoming administration is dissipating energy on inanities.

He said, “Members of the People’s Democratic Party in the State are obviously in a hurry to resume their usual looting of the treasury and properties of the State, reading their body languages and considering their utterances especially when they have stayed out of Power for eight years without reprieve.

“Since the party’s Candidate, Chief Emeka Ihedioha was fraudulently declared winner of the governorship election in the State following the askance role of the Resident Electoral Commissioner (REC), Prof. Francis Ezeonu, the party and its members have not made any policy statement on where they are taking-off from and where they are going from there.

“They are either talking about non-existent N17billion that has been withdrawn by the government or talking about the lands to revoke and the vehicles that have been auctioned or threatening fire and brimstone. And when they were Challenged to say where in Imo one can find N17b to withdraw and whether the money was withdrawn Cash or by transfer, they evaporated.

Okorocha said that Imo people never voted for the PDP and would not have voted for the party and its Candidate Chief Emeka Ihedioha, but the REC in Imo decided to return the Party to Power at all cost and by all means for his own selfish reasons, adding, “The only good thing about the PDP coming back to Power even if it is for three months is for Imo people to see clearly the large extent Okorocha has assiduously worked and transformed the State. Reason being that it is only when one marries two wives that he would be in a position to say which one is better.”

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/imo-pdp-in-a-hurry-to-resume-looting-okorocha.html?
Okoroawusa made PDP looked like learners when looting of state's treasury is discussed in Imo State.
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Nnamdi Ogueche Lecturer In Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka by DerideGull(m): 12:12am On Mar 22, 2019
Kingosytex:
its a pity......

the herdsmen as well as their blood thirsty demonic master / masters will surely face the surugede dance of karma the bitch
You had better arm yourself than hoping for karma.
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Nnamdi Ogueche Lecturer In Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka by DerideGull(m): 12:09am On Mar 22, 2019
yerokunphilips:
Any government that's not capable of protecting her citizens live is a useless , heartless ,irresponsible ,inhuman ,incompetent ,lazy and unworthy . GOD WILL JUDGE VERY ONE IN GOVERNMENT THAT FAILED TO DO THE RIGHT THINGS IN PROTECTING THE LIVE OF THIS COUNTRY .
The government is more useless than wasteful when it cannot allow the citizens to protect themselves. The citizens of Nigeria should disobey Nigerian government and armed themselves. I cannot live in the jungle without any form of self defense.
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso House taken over by Gama Residents ahead of Kano Rerun by DerideGull(m): 12:03am On Mar 22, 2019
cursedAbiola:
how buhari's won big in kano remains a misery to me

two things are involved here
it's either kano was massively rigged for Buhari or
that kwankwaso worked against Atiku
you cannot tell me that Buhari won massively here and same pdp are on the verge of victory in the same place

forget that trash northerners vote individual nonsense
no be the same Buhari endorsed the likes of ganduje even after glaring evidence

a friend of a thief is also a thief


cc
Corrinthians
Buhari did not win in Kano State. APC became INEC in Kano State during the presidential election.
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso House taken over by Gama Residents ahead of Kano Rerun by DerideGull(m): 12:00am On Mar 22, 2019
slivertongue:
Kano wants to dupe ganduje, collect all d goodies from him and abandon him
It is more about the APC than Ganduje.
CrimeRe: Senegalese Driver Hijacks School Bus With 49 Kids, 2 Teachers And Sets It Ablaze by DerideGull(m): 11:52pm On Mar 21, 2019
Mandynews:
A Senegalese Driver who is upset with how Italy treats immigrants hijacked a school bus with 49 school children and 2 teachers in the city of Milan and set it on fire.

The students and their teachers were being driven from their school in Vailati di Crema to a gym but knowing his intentions, the driver took a different route on a provincial highway towards Milan’s Linate airport.

Holding a knife, the Senegalese driver told the kids and their teacher that “No-one will survive”. According to him, his actions stem from how Italians treat immigrants and the deaths on the Mediterranean Sea.

According to the Milan Police, as the driver was speaking to his victims, a boy secretly called his mother on a mobile phone who also alerted the police.

By the time the police intercepted the bus, he had sprinkled patrol around the bus and set it on fire. But the police was able to break the windows and rescued all the victims out before the car burst completely into flame. The Senegalese driver has been taken into custody by the Milan police.

https://mandynews.com/senegalese-driver-hijacks-school-bus-with-49-kids/
If this imbecilic dingbat is upset about how useless immigrants are treated in Italy, he should pick his luggage and climb back to his backwater country called Senegal.
CrimeRe: US College Student Brianna Esomchukwu Pours Bleach In Roommate's Eyes by DerideGull(m): 5:08pm On Mar 21, 2019
DSDLIVEREPORT:
The issue now on this platform is a tribe that is fond of calling another AFONJA will not come here and abuse one of their own who just further gave Nigeria a bad name in obodo oyinbo. I pray the girl doesn't have permanent injury and she recovers fast sha.
And you ESOMCHUKWU I pray you receive minimal punishment because of your parent's investment.And God should take wickedness from your heart
Do you not think is a foolery to turn a fight by two students in USA into a tribal bashing? You have not read the detail of the outcome yet you have gone tribal in Nigeria. There are many schools in USA if she chooses to further her education.
SportsRe: See The 8-year Old Nigerian Boy Chased By Boko Haram, Star In America by DerideGull(m): 4:54pm On Mar 21, 2019
farem:
CHASED BY BOKO HARAM, STAR IN AMERICA

Tanitoluwa Adewumi, an 8-year-old Nigerian whose family reportedly fled Nigeria because of the Boko Haram crisis
, is fast becoming a star in the US.

In a piece, Nicholas Kristof, a New York Times’ columnist, dwelt extensively on the exceptional skills that the boy possesses in the game of chess which he started learning over a year ago.

Kristof said Adewumi went undefeated at the state tournament last weekend, outwitting children from elite private schools with private chess tutors.

The prodigy, who just won his category at the New York State chess championship, now has seven trophies.

But sadly his family is homeless in Manhattan, New York.

“His play has skyrocketed month by month, and he now has seven trophies by his bed in the homeless shelter,” Kristof wrote.

“The boy is a Nigerian refugee with an uncertain future, but he is beaming. He can’t stop grinning because the awkward load is a huge trophy, almost as big as he is. This homeless third grader has just won his category at the New York State chess championship.

The boy and his parents and his older brother arrived in New York City a bit more than a year ago, and a pastor helped steer them to a homeless shelter.

He began attending the local elementary school, P.S. 116, which has a part-time chess teacher who taught his class how to play.

Having enjoyed the game, the boy prodded his mother, Oluwatoyin Adewumi, to ask if he could join the chess club.

The woman reportedly sent an email to the chess club, explaining the boy’s interest in the programme and her inability to pay the fees for the programme because the family was living in a shelter.

Kristof said Russell Makofsky, who oversees the P.S. 116 chess programme, waived the fees, and a year ago the boy took part in his first tournament with the lowest rating

His rating is now 1587 and rising fast. (By comparison, the world’s best player, Magnus Carlsen, stands at 2845.)

“It’s an inspiring example of how life’s challenges do not define a person,” said Jane Hsu, the principal of P.S. 116, which held a pep rally to celebrate the boy’s victory. Hsu noted that while Tani lacks a home, he has enormously supportive parents dedicated to seeing him succeed.

Although his mother can’t play chess, she takes him every Saturday to a three-hour free practice session in Harlem, and she attends his tournaments.

His father allows him use his laptop each evening to practice. And although religion is extremely important to the family, the parents let him miss church when necessary to attend a tournament.

The father has two jobs: he rents a car that he uses to drive for Uber, and he has also become a licensed real estate salesman.

The boy’s mother has passed a course to become a home health aide.

It is sometimes tough for the young star, according to the writer who narrated how the boy’s parents shared an experience of him crying after classmates teased him for being homeless. And at an immigration hearing last fall, he burst into tears when he misunderstood the judge to say that the family would be deported.

“I feel American,” he explained. In fact, the family’s asylum request is dragging on, with the next hearing scheduled for August.

“He is so driven,” said his school chess teacher, Shawn Martinez. “He does 10 times more chess puzzles than the average kid. He just wants to be better.”

Makofsky shook his head wonderingly. “One year to get to this level, to climb a mountain and be the best of the best, without family resources,” he said. “I’ve never seen it.

Thecable
How does Boko Haram connect to this family Shagamu, Lagos State? This article was written with great amount of deceitfulness that could only be perpetrated by Yari.ba. The article majored Boko Haram on the first paragraph but failed to tell us the home village of the boy. Boko Haram has not chased away anybody from Lagos State or Ogun State.
Foreign AffairsRe: Francophone Cameronian Army Attack Southern Cameroon With Guns by DerideGull(m): 4:20pm On Mar 21, 2019
Majority of Africans are dumbass fools.
CrimeRe: Woman Burst Into Tears Crying After Police Officer Beat Her Husband To Death(Pic by DerideGull(m): 4:06pm On Mar 21, 2019
Nigeria needs to destroy itself for a change.
CelebritiesRe: I'm Learning The Act Of Ignoring Worthless Men - Tonto Dikeh by DerideGull(m): 2:49pm On Mar 21, 2019
Ikeboboafri:
Tonto Dikeh who is still firing shots, has disclosed that she is now learning the act of ignoring worthless men and their lies. According to the actress, so many beautiful things are happening in her life and she is keen on securing the bag. Read the post from Tonto Dikeh on learning the act of ignoring worthless men below;


https://unclesuru.com/2019/03/21/im-learning-the-act-of-ignoring-worthless-men-tonto-dikeh/
This waste pipe started learning the act of ignoring worthless men a day too late. The water has already gone under the bridge.
CelebritiesRe: Sonia Lareinaa Lists Things More Painful Than Breakup by DerideGull(m): 2:44pm On Mar 21, 2019
HerTotoScream:
Before I opened the thread I knew she would mention food


The only thing Hoes know. Food, Money, Food again
She might not be referring to the same food you had in mind. grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Sola Sobowale Covers Genevieve Magazine by DerideGull(m):
stanliwise:
watch how some Igbo guys will come and type "Igbo amaka" thinking Genevieve magazine belongs to Genevieve Nnaji grin grin
You are not wise. You should have allowed the "Igbo guys" to make fool of themselves before you unload the facts about the ownership of Genevieve magazine. You have removed the joy because you could not hold back.
TravelRe: Man Trying To Board A Dubai Flight Without International Passport, Arrested by DerideGull(m): 2:25pm On Mar 21, 2019
LuciferSinless:
Nigerian arrest must be different.


Is he a bag of rice?

Can't he be led away quietly and interrogated in a security office instead of this barbaric method?
I mean that's how my numerous cases were handled.

And we wonder why he wants to escape at all costs.


*spits angry
Nigeria is not called shithole for nothing. Illogicality is the tonic for the day in Nigeria. If the dude is led away quietly and then interrogated as you have suggested, the place is no longer Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: INEC Announces Dates For Collation Of Rivers Governorship Election Results by DerideGull(m): 2:22pm On Mar 21, 2019
Amuocha:
PDP is a goal...

Under Oshiomole' s leadership, APC has lost more States than in Chief John Oyegun era grin
This has nothing to do with chairman of party but the president of the Nigeria, a.k.a shithole.
PoliticsRe: ''try Mellow On Your Break Dancing My Son'' - Charly Boy Says To Deji Adeyanju by DerideGull(m): 2:16pm On Mar 21, 2019
Okuda:
charly bOy is a Bastard!
I guess it takes one deluded bastard to recognize another. What does your post make you?
PoliticsRe: ''try Mellow On Your Break Dancing My Son'' - Charly Boy Says To Deji Adeyanju by DerideGull(m): 2:14pm On Mar 21, 2019
Kellibae:
Why are YORUBAS so full of hate?
Tribalism!!!!
PoliticsRe: ''try Mellow On Your Break Dancing My Son'' - Charly Boy Says To Deji Adeyanju by DerideGull(m): 2:12pm On Mar 21, 2019
Olamsoh:
BREAKING: New Zealand's Prime Minister announces a gun buyback scheme and bans sale of assault and semi-automatic guns starting from today.
She is an idiotic fool. When the main terrorists are set to terrorize, they have been forewarned that nobody will challenge them until the armed police officers arrived. Liberals are supporters of terrorism.
PoliticsRe: How General Danjuma Was Welcomed In London In 1976 by DerideGull(m): 10:05pm On Mar 20, 2019
PoliticsRe: How General Danjuma Was Welcomed In London In 1976 by DerideGull(m): 10:03pm On Mar 20, 2019
wirinet:
What have you to say about the man who killed his own friend Ahmadu Bello in cold blood without any provocation and ordered the killing of his own Boss Brigadier Zakariya Maimalari in a very treacherous manner.
Then what do you say about the man who refused to try the traitors?

If you want to open old wounds, then you too and your people will not be spared.
And who if I may ask?
PoliticsRe: How General Danjuma Was Welcomed In London In 1976 by DerideGull(m): 10:01pm On Mar 20, 2019
uuzba:
No tribalism in the army.
Are you a learner?
PoliticsRe: How General Danjuma Was Welcomed In London In 1976 by DerideGull(m): 10:01pm On Mar 20, 2019
id911:
Obasanjo wouldn't have been swept away. Reason being that both Danjuma and Obj were told about the coup by the British weeks before it happened. Murtala was not trusted by the British because he kept telling them he would like the north to be detached from the south. The British warned him several times that the north would suffer if he did but he didn't give them any assurance. The British didn't want to wake up one day to see that the country is gone. So they had to instigate the army to take him out

I know some people will argue about this but let's leave it at that

It was more of his stand on apartheid South Africa than disintegration of Nigeria.

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