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Politics › Re: Tin-Can Customs Records 110.8% Growth In Non Oil Export by DesChyko: 6:05pm On Jul 26, 2023
Jackbaur88:
Easy ke?, By the time you start sourcing for foreign buyers that's when you would likely give up
👍
Politics › Re: Pandemonium Breaks Out Among Okiete Ritualists Following Juju Priest's Abduction by DesChyko: 6:00pm On Jul 26, 2023
It's a good thing if he has met his end. A critical lesson to those who are seeking to cut corners tomorrow. Death to all dishonest persons corrupting the next generation!

How Yoruba people residing in SouthWest Nigeria are more informed about this nonentity is quite a wonder. If you watch, most people providing updates about this quite unproductive fellow are well-announced Yorubas here. What is the source of their information? 🤔
Politics › Re: APC State Chairmen From Northwest Endorse Ganduje For Chairman Position by DesChyko: 5:58pm On Jul 26, 2023
They have made their choice. The apple never falls far from the tree.

Culture › Re: How Did This Item Get Into These Bottles? by DesChyko: 5:56pm On Jul 26, 2023
PapaNnamdi:
You are hell bent on not using the brain,
Next time tell them to put it in your presence

Invoke Kee you there
Obviously, your brain starts and ends in arguing over a bottle. Else, why do you think I'd be as remotely concerned and disturbed by something so trivial that I'd start looking for someone to put it in my presence 🤷🏾‍♂️
Politics › Re: Tin-Can Customs Records 110.8% Growth In Non Oil Export by DesChyko:
As someone said up there, go and learn 'How to export'. Just take these very few steps and you'd be ready to start any exportation:

👉An exporter must be a registered/incorporated business in Nigeria.
👉An exporter must be registered with the relevant tax authorities and have a valid tax identification number.
👉An exporter must register with the NEPC. To do so, an exporter must provide:
details of its export plan;
👉evidence of good understanding of its target market(s);
👉evidence of professional promotional materials destined for foreign markets;
👉evidence that it has the necessary human resources;
👉evidence of understanding of basic shipping terms (including pricing and documentation), obligations under Incoterms® 2010, best freight options available, and legal instruments regulating non-oil exports and imports into the target country; and
👉evidence of financial soundness.
👉An exporter must open a domiciliary account with any commercial bank in Nigeria (all export proceeds must be remitted into that account).
👉An exporter must obtain a Nigerian Export Proceeds Form (NXP Form) from the commercial bank where the account is domiciled for each export transaction.
👉To be exported, goods must be subject to inspection. Inspection agents(s) must assess the quality, quantity, and value of the goods and issue a clean certificate of inspection for the goods within 72 hours from the date of inspection (if they meet the required standards). Inspection agents include:
👉the Standard Organisation of Nigeria (SON) (for manufactured products);
👉the National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC);
👉the Nigerian Association of Chambers of Commerce, Industry, Mines, and Agriculture (NACCIMA), which is responsible for issuing certificates of origin;
👉the NCS, which issues Single Goods Declarations (SGDs) (that is, documents containing abridged details on imported/exported goods that must be completed by exporters or their representatives);
👉the Nigeria Agricultural Quarantine Service, which issues phytosanitary certificates;
👉the Federal Produce Inspection Service (for agricultural commodities);
👉Colbalt International Services Ltd, which was appointed by the federal government as Nigeria's pre-export shipment agent; and
private assayers, such as SGS.
👉An exporter must obtain the required licences from the country of export.
👉An exporter must pay to a designated bank the Nigerian export supervision scheme administrative charge, which amounts to 0.5% and 0.15% of the "free on board" (FOB) value of non-oil and oil/gas exports, respectively (the amount is then remitted to the Central Bank of Nigeria).
👉An exporter must have appropriate insurance cover in place.

What's more? You don't really have the right to challenge an authority's denial of an export licence.
So, yeah, go and start exporting so you can eat dollar now that it is high. It's so easy, you see?
Autos › Re: Brand New 2022 Mercedes Benz Gls600 Maybach For Sale by DesChyko: 4:51pm On Jul 26, 2023
350,000,000/8,000 palliative = 43,750 families.

My God😲
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Politics › Re: “Even If It Means Paying The Supreme Sacrifice….” - Obi’s Old Tweet Surfaces by DesChyko:
Zxcvbnmghtr:
One of which is the review of the pallatives intend to cushion the effects of the removal of fuel subsidy.
You mean review of the 8k him and the entire people around him put their heads together to think up as a solution to families having to endure repercussions of an idea he rejected in 2012 when it was easier abi?

Well, I reserve my judgement on the mental capacity of those who thought up that 8k idea.

Politics › Re: Senate Condemns South-East Sit-At-Home, Asks FG To Extradite Simon Ekpa by DesChyko: 4:10pm On Jul 26, 2023
Now they are talking. Playing hide and seek since.
Politics › Re: What Is Your Level Of Confidence In The Nigerian Court System? - Tribune by DesChyko: 3:49pm On Jul 26, 2023
Lol.. How can you have confidence in an institution that doesn't even have confidence to start with.

Did you see NBA's response to the fight between DSS and NCS on court grounds? They carefully avoided incurring the wrath of either body instead of saying it as it is.

An arm of government for that matter.
Culture › Re: How Did This Item Get Into These Bottles? by DesChyko: 3:48pm On Jul 26, 2023
PapaNnamdi:
If con man jam you, he go finish all your money walahi
That bottle can be cut from below with a glass knife straight round and precise, and glued back with a glass glue
Stop
Saying
Nonsense.
Career › Re: To go or stay in naija by DesChyko: 12:20pm On Jul 26, 2023
Run away from here!!! Is anything stopping you from continuing your remote job when you change location?

Only two categories of people are not leaving Nigeria for a better life outside any time soon.

1. Those who have been feeding from it.

2. Those who do not have the opportunity yet.
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy: NLC Issues Seven-Day Nationwide Strike Notice by DesChyko: 12:08pm On Jul 26, 2023
NLC should hold on. Hopefully, the rightful government with a sense of direction will be instituted soon enough. That way, all of us can be actively involved in Nation Building. You can trust him to simplify governance unlike this current one that is applying quotient rule to solve a problem of basic mensuration.

Besides, His Excellency, Peter Gregory Obi will address Nigerians this Saturday. His words always have a calming effect on citizens under duress, instilling hope for a better and brighter tomorrow. NLC will do well to listen in. A better and more sustainable approach may be discussed.

Crime › Ogbete Traders Protests Locked Shops In Enugu.. One Shot Dead. by DesChyko(op): 12:06pm On Jul 26, 2023
Some traders at the Ogbete Main Market in Enugu State, on Wednesday, protested the sealing of their shops and stores by the State Government.

Many residents were yet to comply with the governor’s directive to end the 'sit at home' out of fear of possible attack by unknown gunmen terrorizing the state and the South East.

Due to the non-compliance, the governor ordered the closure of banks and businesses at the Ogbete main market and other parts of the state for not opening on Monday.

The state government said the affected shops will be closed for one week and also gave conditions that the affected traders must meet before their shops would be reopened.

The development has now sparked a protest by Ogbete market traders who took to the street to condemn the action of the governor. In the video shared by NTA, the traders were seen asking if it is by force to run their business.

During the protest, a trader was shot dead.



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Culture › Re: How Did This Item Get Into These Bottles? by DesChyko: 11:29am On Jul 26, 2023
Childfree:
My best guess is that the bottle was cut, the items were then put inside then sealed. Hence the white stuff at the base probably to cover it up.
But this is just a guess at the end of the day. If those things did not get in before the bottle was made(or finished with heat), then I have to believe those things were invoked into the bottle. I've seen models without any thing tied underneath sold as herbs by Togolese. I repeat, nothing was tied underneath, just good old bottles.
Politics › Re: This Video Can Spark Riot Or Chaos Over Fuel Hike & Devaluation Of Nigeria by DesChyko: 11:25am On Jul 26, 2023
Godwin4444:
if u didn’t do any video for cashless n u decide to do video for fuel hike u should b stoned
Because your own brain and smartphone is for decoration.
Politics › Re: Subsidy Removal: FG Resisted Pressure To Print Money – NGF by DesChyko: 11:20am On Jul 26, 2023
Stupid Stupid Stupid

How much is the cost of governance in Nigeria? How can you pocket humongous sums 'you don't need' that would go a long way to put measures in place for the average citizens and stand to talk of lesser evil?

It takes a pure heart to guage which evil is lesser or greater; not a polluted greedbag!
Politics › Re: Watch As Rufai Of Arise Tv Reduces Oshemole, Tinubu And The Entire APC To Zero by DesChyko: 10:25am On Jul 26, 2023
mycar:
Peter Obi that champion the crusade of saving and was not listened
Peter Obi was actually listened to. He was part of the Economic Team that saved $9bn in the ECA (Excess Crude Account) when crude oil sold higher than was estimated for in the budget. The FG bought the idea then.

It was those who are now at the forefront of APC as a party that ended that plan. They were Governors then, the likes of Oshiomole, Fashola, Aregbesola, e.t.c. Add Akpabio and Amaechi. They kept crying and fighting and arguing every meeting for the money to be shared. Peter Obi was the only mentioned governor that spoke openly against them. They fought this battle and grew the ECA savings to $15bn before everything was becoming a full blown war in meetings. Then they had to share the money to states. Ask each of these governors what they achieved with that money today.. No show.

Fastforward to 2022, the budgeted cost per barrel for crude was $62. Since crude sold even up to $90 per barrel on average, we should have had at least $10bn on the ECA. Guess what? When it was last checked, it was a paltry $300k+ that was there and that was leftover from several years ago. Nothing was added.

Thieves! All of them. Thieves!
Travel › Re: 20 People Burnt To Death While Scooping Fuel From Fallen Tanker In Ondo State by DesChyko: 1:19pm On Jul 24, 2023
So tanker get mind dey fall for this Nigeria? 😲
Music/Radio › Re: ’jaye Lo’ : Davido Deletes Controversial Video Amid Backlash by DesChyko: 12:58pm On Jul 24, 2023
Daniel Regha don join Nairaland finally 🥲
Career › Re: Inflation: Why Are Salary Earners The Hardest Hit? by DesChyko: 12:42pm On Jul 24, 2023
Maybe because their pay is subject to management decision.

Members of staff first begin with grudges over how their pay is being impacted. They also hold meetings amongst themselves or confidantes amongst the management on this matter. Note that no official moves have been made yet, but time is passing, nonetheless.

Then they decide to approach the management officially. They may be asked to put it in writing if the haven't done so. Some of the discussions do not go beyond this point. Some management staff will hold meetings to discuss the best approach. Time is still passing.

The implementation stage then comes in. If the prices of goods and services need to be increased, the most likely scenario is the staff will wait until when the price adjustment is in force. In the meantime, shege may be seen.

Only few organizations are proactive, they start paying hardship allowances and pay rise, expecting the rise in incoming revenue to account for it. No organization will want to run itself into financial troubles, hence the caution.
Politics › Re: My Colleagues Use Their Knowledge To Defend Electoral Frauds - Okutepa SAN by DesChyko: 11:00am On Jul 24, 2023
Well, everyone deserves a lawyer. At least, that's the basis of 'Innocent until proven guilty'. In as much as I agree that justice is being abused, ( for example, saying going to court will cause anarchy which is a really stupid take for a lawyer to say, ) I will not take this as a slight on those who were appointed and chose to defend the ugly side'. Everyone has right to a lawyer.
Politics › Re: My Apologies For Been Engaged In Tribal Issues In The Past Few Months by DesChyko: 10:50am On Jul 24, 2023
Guestlander:
Ibos started the hate online on this particular website and Seun cannot deny not knowing about the Genesis of it all.
The most traceable genesis of this split was when ACN aligned with CPC. The role played by everyone leading to today was very clear. Evidence around us still point to the fact that the animosity is politically motivated.

Talking about what's going on in Nairaland, the tribal haters are banking on the anonymity. Outside, only those who have no value on their self worth actually propagate this hate for a living.

You're trying so hard to make this an Igbo-stimulated hate but you know what doesn't lie? Numbers. Do a post per day analysis of popular names here known to align tribally. Divide their total posts by the number of days since registered on Nairaland and see those topping the charts 😁

I love numbers. Hard numbers.
Politics › Re: My Apologies For Been Engaged In Tribal Issues In The Past Few Months by DesChyko: 10:35am On Jul 24, 2023
However, it's quite pointless to be making such entreaties public. It's a private decision and that's about that. My reason being that most APC trolls have multiple accounts. So by default, what you may be saying is that you won't use this account for that purpose anymore.

There is this same account that took this same strategy and has since gone dumb. Big chances are, he/she is still in the trade with another account 😉
Politics › Re: Governor Sanwo-olu Style Of Road Construction In Lagos Is Legendary- Pics by DesChyko: 10:27am On Jul 24, 2023
One thing I always ask is, why does LASG leave road constructions until rainy season when making headway will be so weird? Is there some contribution of rain to making the job easy because there is usually so little progress due to frequent interruptions and waste of materials caused by the rains, leaving the road so messy or plain unusable 🤷🏾‍♂️
Politics › Re: Henry Shield Replies Kemi Olunloyo Over Twitter Impersonation Allegation (Pics) by DesChyko: 10:24am On Jul 24, 2023
Gucciblog:
Investigative journalist indeed.

Always pressing the Mûmu button of bats
Lol 😂

The chica no normal normally sha. She's mentally impaired. Assigning to herself, portfolios that have been grossly exaggerated or non-existent.

Sadly, mental evaluation is not a thing in Nigeria.
Autos › Re: What Is This Thing At The Back Of This Car Called?? by DesChyko: 10:19am On Jul 24, 2023
fait10:
Please what is this thing highlighted at the back of this car called?
OP, here is an easy way to find out things yourself using your smartphone (Android phone in this instance). I attached pictures for reference.

1. Long Press the picture on your phone and select the 'Search with Google Lens' option.

2. Resize the search area to focus on what you want to identify. As you adjust this area, the results change to identify accurately.

3. Scroll up to review the results. Most times, the name(s) show up on the results immediately. You can click on any image result for more information.

4. You may need to check all results for a definitive answer. In this case, the name of that device depends on its current use as the images show.

We dey holiday now so I get patience to share information small 😁

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is Your Salary At Hand ? by DesChyko: 9:47am On Jul 24, 2023
LOL.. I doubt anybody can provide any balance from their salary as at today, July 24. 😁

Guys, we shall all cut our coat according to our cloth. One way or the other, a revolution is what will get the leaders attention and since the leaders have proven to not listen without bloodshed, it is getting there when bloodshed becomes an easier option than returning home day after day without daily bread.

You see the people screaming Ronu or Biafra or North Never Forgets, shege is a respecter of no tongue. Since we cannot unite under what makes us Nigerians, Shege will do us the favour.

A time will come when someone will leave his/her job because it's more expensive to work than to just stay alive. Someone will be fired because he/she can no longer afford to work. Someone will close down a business because it is draining their life blood to keep it open. Someone will close up shop because the people they open for cannot afford their services anymore.

All of these persons will be seated outside their homes because inside their homes only promises sorrow and a bleak future. They will realise some other people are not affected by any of these hardships because they have over time, fed fat and accumulated riches meant for sustaining the environment for them who can no longer afford to work.

They will unite under this 'shege-induced enlightenment' and go retrieve their livelihood from them. Then, they shall be deaf to diverse tongues for they shall speak only one language. That day shall come and we shall be here for it. 👍
Politics › Re: Re: Sanwo-Olu Approves Mass Burial For 103 EndSARS Victims - Lagos State Govt by DesChyko: 9:35am On Jul 24, 2023
buckeyemedia:
It is always the .... people that have no property in Lagos State, or anywhere else, that will always purport to make the most noise.
Weird isn't it. The ones that contribute nothing to Lagos in form of GDP or basic revenue. They pay no taxes of any form, not even the basic land use charge but seem to be very vocal when it comes to managing the state that can't survive without these. Hell..even their rulers hide under one title or the other to hide from paying taxes or land use charge or even electricity bills e.g. their Baales. Talk about empty vessels. 🤦‍♂️

Perhaps, this is their way of having some form of relevance but that is very counterproductive. Put your money where your mouth is, so they say.
Politics › Re: Re: Sanwo-Olu Approves Mass Burial For 103 EndSARS Victims - Lagos State Govt by DesChyko: 9:16am On Jul 24, 2023
OGHENAOGIE:
na fake news go kill some of ina
Fake news or Photoshop? Those are pictures you reacted to, fam 😎
Politics › Re: People Are Going Through Alot This Time (photo) by DesChyko: 7:51am On Jul 24, 2023
theophorus:
But more sincerely, we should learn to plan with the little we have for now and wait until everything balances.
- The Average Nigerian Citizen [2015]

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