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Politics / Re: Minister Of Aviation Declares War On Yoruba – by deshclones(m): 8:46am On Feb 24, 2013
This country is so fccked...see article a grown man spent tym to write...spewing so much ignorance and hate...tufia...it will never be well with gowon for cancelling the biafran agreement...what am I doing in the same country with people like the writer??


N.B: dele sobowale has lost it...I used to enjoy his write ups then but started doubting his senility when he started supporting that grandpa convict bode george...now I know better...he has no values whatsoever...no wonder atiku chaired his silly book launch.

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Politics / Re: The Antic Of A Man That Is Sunk; The Orji Uzor Kalu Example by deshclones(m): 4:17pm On Feb 23, 2013
doctokwus: All this rant just bc one man is itching d sitting governor where it hurts.6 yrs of abysmal failure,cluelessness& unbriddled corruption.Yes Orji Uzor was also corrupt with his mother dictating d tunes frm afar,but nobody in Abia& outside of it ever believed something as disastrous as Theodore Orji wud befall d state.
Its not far fetched to see y d man itches:he just has 2yrs to go,he luks into d future& sees d claws of nemesis waiting for him,frm d EFCC,Orji Uzor,and d masses who are just waiting to have a piece of him.Nothing can destroy a man faster dan d knowledge to see into his future,and see your foes waiting @ d gate to embrace u& make u feel d pain u av put dem thru.T.A,I pity u

Your words are deep bro...kudos..
Politics / Re: Orji's Speech & Pictures From Made-in-abia Exhibition by deshclones(m): 12:13pm On Feb 20, 2013
This N1ggahman gov is trying so hard to please himself....who cares...he should rid aba nay abia state of the huge refuse dumps and death trap roads littering the entire place...
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast Under Amuwo-Odofin/Festac Bridge by deshclones(m): 5:32pm On Feb 18, 2013
mosquitoNet: goat! Your people are f**cking killers and rituals. Deal with it foool!!!

The more u type...the more pity u garner for the unfortunate womb that had the misfortune of carrying and birthing you...akaghori

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Celebrities / Re: Prezzo Planned To Propose To Goldie On Valentine's Day? by deshclones(m): 5:24pm On Feb 15, 2013
Hayjaycity: Prezzo na kenya boy nah!...the jazz wey in use for her don backfire o, coz kenyans too dey fetish!!!


As crazy as you sound....Your comment still got me LOL... grin grin grin grin












Akpamu gi there angry angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Gov. T.a.orji Extols Eagles For Winning Nations Cup by deshclones(m): 5:38pm On Feb 12, 2013
This buffon that killed Enyimba FC with his inborn and perpetual ill luck and mis-management....nansense man congratulating SE... angry angry angry
Romance / Re: Ladies Please List Valentine Gifts You Will Love To Receive by deshclones(m): 5:58pm On Feb 07, 2013
Mehn see as men just killed this thread......NLanders..will you guys ever be serious minded??..the poster needs genuine answers gaddamit...jeez..
Career / Re: Dangote Paid Graduate Drivers N30,000 For 3-Months Training by deshclones(m): 2:27pm On Jan 31, 2013
30k for 3months is poor...let's call a spade a spade jare...all international coys train their staff...most offer accomodation,feeding,transportation and training allowances...so wots d biggy that dangote housed his interns?..we are always praising those that opress us..nobody wants to take a stance..most we settle for less?..why on earth will I even want to work for dangote?with his draculian work conditions..
Op should just resign jare..its better u stay at home nd be collecting all those dash dash ur folks handout to u than earning 10k per month that can't even buy one gd shoe...
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by deshclones(m): 6:52pm On Jan 29, 2013
I pray the eagles lose jor...there is no way they will survive the second stage with this mediocre performance.....silly twerps...everything is so damn wrong with this entity nigeria...nothing works..
Music/Radio / Re: Ice Prince Ft. Sarkodie, Mercy Johnson, Wizkid, M.I & Khuli Chana - ABOKI Remix by deshclones(m): 6:44pm On Jan 27, 2013
Wot in fccks name is this??song or noise??
Car Talk / Re: Car Falls Off 3rd Mainland Bridge Into The Lagoon by deshclones(m): 2:00pm On Jan 26, 2013
Bigflamie: Goodluck Jonathan, why nah, infact i'll vote you out in 2015.
I hope there will be no casualties.


you define f00lishness each time you type... undecided undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Chime Has Thyroid Cancer - SaharaReporters by deshclones(m): 1:55pm On Jan 26, 2013
spyder880:

I am a concerned Enugu citizen from a distant LG, not Chime's younger brother. I voted for Chime in the elections that brought him to power, and he has not disappointed us thus far. (Popular opinion on the streets of Enugu also)

As a citizen of Enugu state, I am not supposed to initiate an inquiry over the governors absence except I have sufficient grounds to believe he acted against the laws of the land. I am still listening to hear what any govt. Official will say against this, the speaker, or any member of our house of assembly has not come out to complain abaout this situation. The acting governor, Sunday Onyebuchi or Mrs Nwobodo (chief of staff, who sometimes reperesent the governor on public outings) has not said anything in the negative. The commissioners has still not complained about Chime's absence or their inability to perform their functions owing to one dysfunctional situation arising from the governors absence. Almost everything Chime is supposed to do is being done, and we the citizen cannot even complain of a pot hole in Enugu, or even a traffic jam!

W[b]ork is going on to put a second, wider bridge at Ziks avenue Enugu, another bridge at New haven junction area and the new state secretariat + the Akwata by pass.[/b] We the citizens, first feel grateful, and our gratitude has not allowed us to remember the governors absence, yet. grin

If my representative in govt, my assembly member is not complaining, why should I? I believe that the assembly members would have started making noise if there are sufficient grounds to do so.

Will be back.

Nwanne i gbooro ihe ewu n'ata.....wish chime was my state governor...that woman sounding p(r)ita obi is a gross disappointment...
Romance / Re: My Experience With Girls From Imo State;;;;;:::::::::::::::: by deshclones(m): 6:03pm On Jan 22, 2013
kimberluge: First and foremost,am not from Imo State but my mum is. So,I will say dis to d poster n odas lyk him,any woman who isnt a virgin is a slut including your mothers n female relatives! Havin said dat,a male frd of mine once confirmed dat hausa women r d worst whores in Nigeria. because dey r not allowed to havsex b4 marriage,dey do anal sex all d tym. If u doubt me,go n find out,afterall seein is blivin! As for the dogs who r fucking 20-100 gals,am sorry for you,cos ur destinies are being reduced every tym u fornicate! When was d last tym u went for a test? Condoms r not 100% effective,so jst cos ur lucky doesnt mean u should b stupid oh! A word is enof 4 d wise,if at all u r wise!! undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided


STFU jare......boys wey dey fcck anyhow dey prosper dey go...or you never see struggling virgin...all these fire fire churches don spoil una reasoning ability walahi.....moreover something must kill a man...accident,sickness,sweetness,name it...so your blabbing does not hold water.

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Romance / Re: Should I Still Keep Disturbing Her! Aftet She Said NO! 1,2 & D 3rd Tym? by deshclones(m): 6:50pm On Jan 21, 2013
Don't give up bro...continue the toasting man.....be a go getter..don't back out man.introduce ice-cream,pizza,Suya,BIS subscription,etc..jisie ike...you will definitely get her..










Wanimal...even if na Goodluck daughter. angry angry angry angry
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Wizkid's New House by deshclones(m): 11:10pm On Jan 10, 2013
manny4life:

Lol

Dude, relax... You're right were not on same levels, but you kinda lied, admit it.


Ok now, you have a "personal home", and not homes? Ok, were getting somewhere with this final phase of interview. Im glad you said so because your lies weren't making sense. Why would I wanna curse my life? I have a wonderful life brother, I'm not complaining. I live in VA, and a very good county of course, not here to boast, so I have a wonderful life.

I don't own a home (not that I cannot buy one), but ask any mortgage or financial expert, homes are liabilities, and with the current market trend, bank foreclosures and stiffening on credit, mortgages are really not it. Even professional at the highest echelons of life DO NOT have four private homes as you stated because they are huge financial obligations and liabilities and for you to claim that you had FOUR was just way off mark.

Unless you're trying to state that you're wealthy, per U.S. standard, and you purchased your home with cash (which is nearly impossible), I wanted to know how you own four homes. It's what I wanted to know because that's why I asked are these personal homes or investment properties.

Let me leave my epistle, bottom line, DON'T LIE. We all live together in the U.S., at different levels of life, but when you come to NL to exaggerate, that's so not good of you.

Easy bro..u just murdered this garrulous lying guy...next tym he will think twice b4 spewing his fairy tales online..4 private homes indeed...shaking ma whole body for him..nansense.

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Religion / Re: Prophetic Outlook For 2013 By Dr Olukoya D.K. by deshclones(m): 5:43pm On Jan 02, 2013
Nigeria...how on earth did we get to this stage?see all d doomsday prophecy..no single good news.yet we hv d highest concentration of churches in d world..does it mean God hates this country?so all our Prayers don't get to God?its really sad..while other countries are busy prospering..we are still emeshed in wide spread corruption nd crime..yet the churches nd mosques are filled to d brim every sunday nd friday..I don't believe God hates His own..He cannot wish such calamity on His people...nigeria is not that bad that all these prophesies will come to pass..lai lai
Politics / Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by deshclones(m): 3:58pm On Dec 28, 2012
NRI PRIEST:

Bros,akpamu gi there!
Nonso Chris: Nwannem,akpa amu nke gi there.


Lol
Politics / Re: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by deshclones(m): 3:19pm On Dec 28, 2012
Its a shame people are routing for ifeanyi uba,andy uba,nzeribe,annie okonkwo etc in a very important debate like this...do you guys even hv the interest of our state at heart??doesn't it bother u guys that once you cross the niger bridge from asaba into osha d air changes..everything becomes rowdy nd in total disorder..so you guys like the way Anambra is?kedu ihe n'eme unu self?unu adighi apuapu gaa be ndi ozo hu ka odi?? infact akpa amu unu there..All those supporting any candidate but Soludo are all enemies of Anambra state nay Ndigbo..Soludo is our sure bet to total transformation of our beloved state in all ramifications.economy,infrastructure,ambience etc...Ngige did only roads in his LGA neglecting other zones..Obi is busy building everything buildable in his beloved osha..neglecting Awka nd Nnewi..I always weep anytym I enter Awka..d town is a ghost town..more like a glorified LGA headquarters..nothing works..bad roads,refuse heaps everywhere.no night life..d whole town becomes deserted once its 7pm...soludo has d acumen,exposure,contacts to transform Anambra state..light of the entire black Nation..
Romance / Re: Wooing A Gurl 4 Long by deshclones(m): 9:01am On Dec 27, 2012
Mehn u dey try...3yrs is damn high man..the highest I can woo a girl is 4months nd its dependent on a lot of factors like academic accomplishment,career,family pedigree,beauty,exposure,body structure etc..nd in that 4months I go still dey cut other gals join self..them never born the gal wey me DESH in all my glory go woo for 1yr not to talk of 3yrs..moreover na poor man pikin dey form pass..na dem dey lack confidence to tall a man off..they rather use church..nonsense people.
Nairaland / General / Re: Describe Year 2012 In One Word by deshclones(m): 7:39am On Dec 20, 2012
LIBERATED.!
Romance / Re: Am I Making A Mistake? Need Some Advice by deshclones(m): 5:28pm On Dec 16, 2012
Walahi 2sexy don get sense finish...his first post is so on point...kudo bro..

@op...smh...you have again proved that gals love badt boys that don't give a hoot about them..but denigrate nd despise the good responsible caring nd loving guys...thanks for giving we guys the headsup...have learnt a thing or two from your post...just free d guy..let him go..nd keep drooling after your ex..
Romance / Re: My Ex Is Dieing With Frustration. . .and She Desperately Wants Me Back! by deshclones(m): 7:20pm On Dec 15, 2012
@2sexy...bro ur biography will never be complete if this your ex is not mentioned...that gal really messed you up real good..that you are yet to let go and meet another gal 3yrs after..she swear for you ni?..o boy werrin the gal carry that still enthralls you??..what part of naija do you stay that restricts you from meeting cute gorgeous gals?..o boy your matter don tire me..send me a pm lemme hook you up with a pretty gal...am serious..desh wants you to be happy.!

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Romance / Re: Most Annoying Poster In The Romance Section 2012 - Romance - Nairaland by deshclones(m): 1:15pm On Dec 15, 2012
lalaosky: lol...deshclones, long time...why did you leave this section.i miss the days you frequent here

I dey ma brother..na work cause am..desh still dey ...

ITbomb: Here is an example I prefer BJ, ur mouth is much tighter than d kitty

Choiiiiii....I haff died...mehn people get badt mouth gan...choiiii again.
Romance / Re: Most Annoying Poster In The Romance Section 2012 - Romance - Nairaland by deshclones(m): 11:15am On Dec 15, 2012
D mynd 44 guy takes d cake jor..very annoying guy..towing the sexkillz route..always supporting anything female plus he comments on all threads..like he lives here 24/7..methinks dude is sexkillz 2nd moniker.

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Romance / Re: Who Is Wrong/right? by deshclones(m): 11:42am On Dec 12, 2012
How old are you op?...you just messed up man...for that chic to agree to stay in d same hotel wit u shows she was willing to drop punny for you..all she needed was a lil cajoling..you would hv agreed to her no s3x theory..na for night she go know werrin dey...but u blew it..omoh if I spend 11k on gal..walahi she must drop.I go do anythin possible even promise am car or marriage join Self..afterall d end justifies everything..you are d comfirmed loser here..
Romance / Re: Serious MATA Don Land O! by deshclones(m): 4:58pm On Dec 11, 2012
As a grow older...I begin to understand the adage that says" A man should not consider himself blessed until He is married"...women are something else...same way some dude was complaining that his ex named her first son after him..Lawd hv mercy...
Romance / Re: How Many Times Has Your Heart Been Broken? by deshclones(m): 11:59am On Dec 11, 2012
Once nd I will forever be grateful to her..cos I have learnt to appreciate nd understand women better...heartbreak is indeed very painful...I promised never to love agaim but ma mumu heart has been messing me up again..met this gorgeous brillant chic at a function 3wks ago..nd ma heart as usual is making me look like a fool...I just pray this new gal doesn't break ma heart again..cos it won't be funny...
Religion / Re: Mayan Apocalypse: Panic Spreads As December 21 Nears by deshclones(m): 7:10pm On Dec 10, 2012
I hope this story is false...my new car is not up to a week self..I never even carry am go east go show momsi nd flex for village people naim one m0r0n dey talk about apocalypse...rubbish...apocalpse no come when boys dey hussle,dey suffer from month to month..its now that things are looking up that it wants to come..s1lly oyibos..

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