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Romance / Re: Most-Heartbreaking Text Message You Received From Your Lover? by deshclones(m): 8:39pm On Oct 11, 2012
I don't deserve you,I did something I never believed I will do..@lease forgive me and may God bless you for me...

The b1tch turned off her phone ..never knew she slept with one drug guy who got her pregnant...she even got married to d guy ,a guy she barely knows....I pray she passes thru the pains she put me thru 300million times...she nd her lying mom...
Romance / Re: Single Vs Dating: Who Is Happier? by deshclones(m): 5:11pm On Oct 11, 2012
being single sucx.....being in a love filled relationship is the best thing ever.....all these long throat unfaithful gals that all they can offer is s3x and more s3x..,n good idea,no good or fruitful companionship..looking for who to wreck....there is no greater feeling than loving someone and being loved in return.

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Crime / Re: BBC Interviews The Fathers Of Aluu 4 by deshclones(m): 4:23pm On Oct 10, 2012
Biggyd2:

Thanks. What else do you have in your arsenal? Nothing? Please move on.

Ur reply is priceless..u made dat dimwit look like a classical f00l..kudos man
Romance / Re: Is It Over?should I Move On? by deshclones(m): 7:45pm On Oct 09, 2012
Nawaoh...boys get mindooo..some people no dey fear God walahi..this ur bf is worse dan a beast.

@op..,nne,dust urself...nd move d hell on..but not after he says it with his mouth..its better he ends d relationship himself so d karma will work well..but any which way d guy is doomed...
Romance / Re: Some Girls Can Be Such A A Bore. by deshclones(m): 7:40pm On Oct 09, 2012
Sagamite:

person! At least I made you realise you were one. grin


Same way the name deshclones gives you uncontrollable erections...lol..
Romance / Re: How Can One Get Over An Ex? by deshclones(m): 7:33pm On Oct 09, 2012
Bro...ma ex left me for one drug guy...nd I swore I will give dem a reason to forever regret wot they did to me..this was a gal I gave everything..she nd her family..I gave ma all..the best revenge u cn give her is to turn out far beta than her current guy...bro devote all ur tym nd attention on how to acquire education,more professional qualification nd mk moni..bro..dats d best form of revenge..this life is insatiable bro..no matter ow sweet nd loaded her new guy is..she will get tired someday..its d law of nature..just restrain urself from contacting her..let her go bro..its her turn to enjoy..u will get ur own turn someday..don't just give her a reason to thank God she left u...infact I made d best result in ma life when ma ex left me..u too can do it bro.
Romance / Re: Some Girls Can Be Such A A Bore. by deshclones(m): 6:44pm On Oct 09, 2012
Sagamite:

Moronic person having mouth online.

A cretin saying he is a babe-magnet. grin Since when did women start being attracted to dumbos? In which world? undecided

N1ggah sup man..long tym no hear from u..seems u still can't stop wanking 0ff with ma name...no wahala bro..enjoy man..guess dats ma gift to m0r0nic imbeciles like u nd d op...buh seriously op sucks in everthing mehn just like u man...a gal puttin on her headphones in the middle of a date is something I am yet to understand..dts d height of disrespect..u self check am...u will only understand if ur IQ is higher dan the op's but I doubt mehn..cos u spew more rubbish dan a dustbingbagbo..hope u r good tho..
Romance / Re: Some Girls Can Be Such A A Bore. by deshclones(m): 6:05pm On Oct 09, 2012
Sagamite:

You just can't help sounding like a pure person? grin grin grin grin


lol. grin grin grin grin .biased d1ckhead...you will not say the truth like the elder that you are....tell op the bitter truth man..he sucks big time..hence the reason some gal will put on her headset and listen to music on a date.,she was even pinging in the middle of a discussion...a first time date for that matter....geez..........why is this humiliation hard for you to understand man...grow some brain and say the truth man.
Romance / Re: Some Girls Can Be Such A A Bore. by deshclones(m): 5:35pm On Oct 09, 2012
Sagamite:

Moronic person having mouth online.

A cretin saying he is a babe-magnet. grin Since when did women start being attracted to dumbos? In which world? undecided

N1ggah sup man..long tym no hear from u..seems u still can't stop wanking 0ff with ma name...no wahala bro..enjoy man..guess dats ma gift to m0r0nic imbeciles like u nd d op...buh seriously op sucks in everthing mehn just like u man...a gal puttin on her headphones in the middle of a date is something I am yet to understand..dts d height of disrespect..u self check am...u will only understand if ur IQ is higher dan the op's but I doubt mehn..cos u spew more rubbish dan a dustbingbagbo..hope u r good tho..
Romance / Re: How Can One Get Over An Ex? by deshclones(m): 1:30pm On Oct 09, 2012
Bro..send her a mail from d heart..pour out ur heart man..start from when u met her ,d gd times u shared plus d bad times,then how she cheated etc..thank her for comin into ur life nd for all she did in ur life..end d mail by tellin her ow disappointed u r..but u hv forgiven her..bro it works..just do dis man..nd get busy..plus get tons of mojo nd watch man..it worx too
Romance / Re: She Turned Him Down by deshclones(m): 12:57pm On Oct 08, 2012
ferhyntorlah: If you guys gatecrash the wedding, what will be the gain at the end? You people should let go and let the Law of Harvest(Karma) take its course.

It has happened, it has happened! Let your friend learn from it and move on. In every disappointment, there is a blessing; let your friend see it that way.

He has been saved a whole lifetime of stress, pain and agony. It's better to for him to through a moment a pain than go through a lifetime of sorrow.

I still feel the lady owns your dear friend an explanation; he needs to know why she rejected his proposal.


A broken relationship is better than a broken marriage.

Nice words but its easier said than done...do u knw wot it feels like to be deceived,betrayed,cheated upon,lied to by the one person u trust with ur entire life for 3yrs..am even surprised the guy is still keeping his cool,even though he has lost a lot of weight,hardly sleeps and cries like a baby all the time...geez..there r somethings u don't even pray to experience b4 u knw its bad..nd to crown it all she gave him the highest form of disgrace in the prescence of his colleagues,friends,family and hotel attendants..ow wicked can a human being get..o boy I dey vex as I dey type this stuff..I will give d guy all d necessary support he needs..dat wedding is doomed..it would never last or see any positive stuff..wicked heartless woman nd a silly gullible husband
Romance / Re: What does this other gal want and what do you guys think i should do? by deshclones(m): 6:57pm On Oct 07, 2012
k2039:


when did writing in pink colour and viner hand ITC font depicts one being a gay


okies..you ain't gay yet...please save our eyes man..you are destroying our eyes..peace
Romance / Re: She Turned Him Down by deshclones(m): 6:30pm On Oct 07, 2012
please how do you crash a wedding??

my friend tried contacting the gal's husband to be but the dude is just being irrational...the wedding is this saturday..the stup1d gal is having her trad and white wedding the same day...we all hope to gate crash...but seriously i dey get cold feet..just that my homie is hurt mehn..as in..very hurt..dude is bitter and feels used..please i need advice on how we should go about this wedding stuff...
Romance / Re: What does this other gal want and what do you guys think i should do? by deshclones(m): 6:24pm On Oct 07, 2012
k2039:
Put the ijebu girl on hold(tell her to give you time to brood over her matter).
Sit your gf down,have a heart to heart talk with her,call her on her behavior to you lately,talk about your future together,from your discussion you will know if she is worth holding unto or letting go.
From your discussion you make a decision(read her body language if she is still interested in you).
But I have a feeling your gf probably didnt behave strangely to you lately,you probably just looking for an excuse to dump her,but you should also know this that the other girl(ijebu) may have change(I used may because it is under probability).

My2cent:think with your brain,dont ever let you EMOTIONS overide your decision,look at the whole situation obkectively and you will come to a good decision


o boy stop this your useless gay colour italic fonts...kilode...you wan damage my eyes....and to think you are a guy..what in fccks name are you smoking...please stop this minute..
Romance / Re: What Makes You Want To Remember Your Ex? by deshclones(m): 6:20pm On Oct 07, 2012
anytime i look at my account statement,i thank God for her..she tot me the act of saving and turned me into a confident,responsible and hardworking young man...bad a thing she listened to the stupid advice of her mum and got married to a man that is way beneath me....stupid gal that lacked confidence and had no mind of her own..nonsense..may you and your mom go through worse pain than what i have been thru this past 8weeks...
Romance / Re: She Need Time And Space by deshclones(m): 12:42pm On Oct 06, 2012
k2039: I'm afraid she is not into you anymore,she just trying to be polite,she doesnt want to break you heart when in actual fact she will.
So start bracing up for the challenge ahead,make up your mind,she is heading to the exit door.
She is gone,she is just trying to find an excuse for the break up






God bless u dear..u hit the nail on the head...dats d real koko..she is just being polite.

@op..my bro..listen to the poster above..the gal has made up her mind man..just brace up nd accept d worst..it is not d end of life...kpele..welcome to manhood man..but please..don't ever call her to beg..abeg..leave with ur pride intact no matter ow lil.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: ~happy Birthday Idowuogbo~ by deshclones(m): 9:32am On Oct 06, 2012
HBD babes..all d best dear.
Politics / Re: Why Are Nigerians In Diaspora So Bitter? by deshclones(m): 4:13pm On Oct 05, 2012
Sagamite is a perfect definition of frustrated nigerian eking out a living on the lonely deserted streets of aberdeen...dude is slowly loosing his lil sense of sanity.

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Romance / Re: She Wants Him To Give Her Ninety Thousand Naira For Her Birthday by deshclones(m): 11:26am On Oct 05, 2012
Hv always had a policy since ma school days..never date a gal that ma dad is richer than hers...never..I don't even date poor gals..dem no born u well..even if d gal na agbani..I no go date..I no just dey ready for extra responsibility..I never even pay for hair or school fees..all dem chics from poor home are so damn selfish..asking a guy to buy things their fathers can never afford..rubbish..tell ur guy to bounce jor..u nd ur guys no even try..why in fccks name will someone date a student or corper in dis age...imagine as lagos hard reach person go use him hand go carry extra responsibilty say na galfriend.
Romance / Re: She Wants Him To Give Her Ninety Thousand Naira For Her Birthday by deshclones(m): 11:25am On Oct 05, 2012
Hv always had a policy since ma school days..never date a gal that ma dad is richer than hers...never..I don't even date poor gals..dem no born u well..even if d gal na agbani..I no go date..I no just dey ready for extra responsibility..I never even pay for hair or school fees..all dem chics from poor home are so damn selfish..asking a guy to buy things their fathers can never afford..rubbish..tell ur guy to bounce jor..u nd ur guys no even try..why in fccks name will someone date a student or corper in dis age?
Romance / Re: Is She Two Timing? by deshclones(m): 1:11pm On Oct 04, 2012
ik121: Nuffin iz gon b well. Afta suckn d oda man's c*ck nd swallowin hz spe*m u stil wanna kip her. Pssff! Iz she ds only woman on ds earth? Kick her out das y ur d man.

the thing tire me my broda...some dudes sha get mind...after chic turn off him phone for days,went on some trip with another guy...spent days with him...still refused you till you begged her...omoh na him fiancee nobi galfriend..he still dey yarn opata...guess different strokes for different folks sha...maybe the gal punny na diamond full am..cos the op matter don pass love portion...
Romance / Re: Life Is So Unfair by deshclones(m): 11:48am On Oct 04, 2012
190: this OP must be freecocoa in disguise cheesy

Gbam....infact you did not just hit the nail on the head,u hit the entire body...
Romance / Re: Some Girls Can Be Such A A Bore. by deshclones(m): 11:14am On Oct 04, 2012
12 inches!:

ℓ☺ℓ... Why u no go open thread like the ones way full NL e.g " Mature guy looking for relationship" or " Sexy ladies drop ur pins here" if u dey find babe so desperately. Yeye boy.

N1ggah..am not in ur league man..in every ramification including woman wise..am centuries ahead of u in dat game man..nd in ma 13yrs of woman experience..woman never humiliate me d way u were humiliated by ur small gal of a date..come on..ow boring can a guy be to d extent that a gal he is having a romantic date will put her headphone on...bro dats d height..u suck both in real life and on the internet..I can even smell ur boring life from here..beter go work on urself man..and stop whinning like some 3yr old..imagine opening a thread to berate d gal when d fault is from u...ogbeni hide ur head in shame man.

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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Leaves German Hospital, Checks Into Hotel by deshclones(m): 10:04am On Oct 04, 2012
Billyonaire: Patience GEJ is a private citizen, Nigerians should leave her private health life out of their jobless amebo life. In the event that anyone should find a constitutional clause to prove to me she is a public figure as President's wife, which I doubt, Its also State Secrecy to keep health of state officials secret so enemies wont go doing 'winshees' on her.


O boy u dull nobi small...nowonder ur name is billy..mgbo..since I was born nd now dat I am getting old I hv neva seen a dumb00 like u..no offense buh its d truth..patience is a private citizen indeed..a perm second nd first lady..smh
Romance / Re: I Want To Do A Married Woman by deshclones(m): 9:34am On Oct 04, 2012
cindyrella:
Oh yes it does!

There is nothing like karma..it is a fake as felicia..sh1t happens nd all we can do is dust ourselves and move on...

@op..its ur choice bro..I will be d last person to castigate u..afterall na d same married woman go open leg for u to do..so its a mutual sin...I suggest u thread with caution..from my stay in calabar nd akwaibom..the married women there no send..them go drop punny for you anytym anyday..try Yoruba women too..but I beg you in Gods name..steer clear of imo,abia women..u go just chop a lifetime of shame,disgrace and slaving in vain...but seriously you be phool sha..no difference btwn u and a raving wild animal..phew..

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Romance / Re: Some Girls Can Be Such A A Bore. by deshclones(m): 8:53pm On Oct 02, 2012
12 inches!:

No be only number na bb pin.

O boy u selfish nobi small...u claim say u no want d gal again yet u no wan pm guys her number..nawaoh for u..no wonder d gal bounce u like dat..who wants to date a selfish boring guy like u..but u suffer nobi small..gal put earphone for ear when u dey talk to am...mehn dats d height..I suggest u give strong minded guys her number mk we tap dat b00ty on ur behalf.

N.B..hope say nobi student or corper sha..cos me don upgrade..I no dey do students or corpers again..na working class.

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Politics / Re: Ikoyi-lekki Link Bridge To Be Commissioned By November by deshclones(m): 8:06pm On Oct 02, 2012
Sagamite:

person! grin grin grin grin grin

So I humiliated you enough to the point you begged Seun to delete it?

ROFLMAO!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Okay, you are now my epic story for intellectual slaughtering. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Where is ur deranged twin callotti?..
Politics / Re: Ikoyi-lekki Link Bridge To Be Commissioned By November by deshclones(m): 7:49pm On Oct 02, 2012
Sagamite:

You are a person!

Where is the thread you were asking if you should date a girl because she has a third class? grin

The thread you were lambasted like a pure person. grin

O boy find the thread nah...shey na u dey find am...go collect am nah...old arsed man behaving like a kid..d only 35yr old dat takes pics in reflected lifts...phew..go tk ur medications like ur other half callotti...I talk to reasonable peeps..not some deranged 35yr old.
Politics / Re: Ikoyi-lekki Link Bridge To Be Commissioned By November by deshclones(m): 7:41pm On Oct 02, 2012
Sagamite:

You are a person!

You yourself know you are dumb by now, you can't deny it.

I can see you have even been asking for your old topics to be deleted because you realised how dumb you are. grin


Hahahahaha...stop hallucinating man...u r definitely skipping ur medications man...moreover u tk NL way too serious nd its affecting ur lil sense of reasoning...Arrow

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