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Romance / Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by deshclones(m): 5:16pm On Oct 18, 2012
She lied she was drugged and raped by some drug peddling dude....cried her s1lly bulging eyes out...even begged me to take her to a place where she can abort the child...lil did i know b1tch has been shagging the guy since may....even got pregnant and married to the guy...bleeding selfish m0r0n...good a thing she is paying dearly for it now...karma came too early for her...may she go thru worse pains than i have been thru...
Romance / Re: How Does Height Affect Your Dating Decision? by deshclones(m): 4:03pm On Oct 17, 2012
very tall gals are mostly nyashless and br3astless.....i rather stick with an average tall gal...they have full optioned assets..front and back...

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Romance / Re: What Do U Think Is Wrong Wit These Ladies? by deshclones(m): 4:01pm On Oct 17, 2012
op is just getting dumber and dumber by the day..............next plz
Music/Radio / Re: Tonto Dike - Hi & Itz Ova by deshclones(m): 2:41pm On Oct 17, 2012
Nawaoh.............chic is trying so hard to be like jennifer lopez...combining her acting and wack music skills....both the producer,mixer,and tonto herself should be shot...what wackness

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Romance / Re: Am I Cheap?? Have I Slept With Too Many Men? by deshclones(m): 2:30pm On Oct 17, 2012
15men in a spate of 4yrs is damn high...anybody telling you otherwise is not being honest......you invited 15 different spirits into your body and life..deal with it....
TV/Movies / Re: Grammatical Errors (Gbagauns) Of Nollywood by deshclones(m): 8:02pm On Oct 16, 2012
Lol

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TV/Movies / Re: Grammatical Errors (Gbagauns) Of Nollywood by deshclones(m): 7:21pm On Oct 16, 2012
Lol
Romance / Re: I Need Matured Answers Please..its Urgent by deshclones(m): 7:12pm On Oct 16, 2012
fluid26:

U say wetin? U wan arrest gangster wife? E be like say some nuts don dey fall from ya head so. Abobi, use ya head o! Make those wrong men no just snuff u out for nothing. A word is enough for the wise! Arrange urself sharpaly!

arrange myself you say...by doing what exactly brother??..abeg tell ur guy
Romance / Re: I Need Matured Answers Please..its Urgent by deshclones(m): 6:02pm On Oct 16, 2012
Idowuogbo:
deshyyy!!! stop it dis joor! haba! enter town go carry cash and carry till u heal small abeg! han han! u wan kil urself? no vex me o!

babe,u knw say her prescence dey crack me up...i even wan arrest am....serious...she don dey irritate me gan
Romance / Re: I Need Matured Answers Please..its Urgent by deshclones(m): 5:50pm On Oct 16, 2012
krispycash: desh.... she came back not to ask u to love ha back but she didn't have any friend in the world that she believed to be real friends, she came to u cos she believed u wouldn't judge ha for ha mistakes... she needs a friend... not the rod... be ha friend no matter what don't go beyond that....Friends...X

bro,you dont know what i have been thru with this chic....you dont know the pains i have been thru in the last 8weeks,the sleepless nights,the tears,lack of appetite...you dont knw what it feels like to hear that your sweetness of 5yrs got married...i heard about it via facebook....bro,you dont know what it feels like to be lied to,deceived,..she was in ma office on thursday b4 her wedding yet behaved as if nothing was about to happen..bro....please lets cut out the friendship matter...its just God that will grant me the grace to forgive this chic....
Romance / Re: I Need Matured Answers Please..its Urgent by deshclones(m): 4:38pm On Oct 16, 2012
nawoah for this chic...she was in my office today asking to see me,i quietly told the receptionist to tell her i was in a meeting,the receptionist told her but she insisted on waiting...o boy she waited from 11am till 3pm..i was even surprised when the receptionist called again asking me to come downstairs to see her...i panic ed and asked ma close buddy to go talk to her and send her outta of the building....what is all these?the guy had to plead with her before she left...i have told her i CAN NEVER take her back..that she should love and pray for her husband..now she is coming with another gist that her conscience is pricking her..i have also assured her that i have forgiven her..yet she no wan make desh rest...this matter is quietly getting outta hand...my phone has known no rest..same with facebook messages (cos i have already deleted her since).sometimes i see as much as 15pages of text messages on ma phone...what do i do??....i dont want to lose ma sanity..cos am being pushed to the edge.
Romance / Re: My Ex Named Her Child After Me by deshclones(m): 8:05am On Oct 16, 2012
Richard.:

Actually I considered people like you while writing this post, I knew it wasn't meant for some people who type with their anus.

Shut up u shameless dolt...u r happy ur ex is still lusting after ,a woman dat has spent close to a year in marriage is still lusting after u nd u r happy...how do u think her husband feels?she even named her son after u..bro u r mean..better talk some sense into dat lady nd urself..what goes ard def comes ard.
Romance / Re: My Ex Named Her Child After Me by deshclones(m): 5:16am On Oct 16, 2012
190-the-clown:
why would someone name their child RICHARD

as in what the heck!

why not name her child OJOKORORO after the OP

Since the OP doesnt have sense to differenciate between good and bad!!! angry angry


No mind d op...but naija women get mind sha...them no get joy nd fear of God...to even marry dey fear me walahi
Romance / Re: ...and He Finally Caught Her In The Act by deshclones(m): 8:17pm On Oct 15, 2012
solidbroda: Women are confused creature. Nothing you do can satisfy them.

Word man...abeg u dey stay ard ajah?I wan buy you beer for this ur confirmed priceless statement.

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Romance / Re: My Ex Named Her Child After Me by deshclones(m): 6:45pm On Oct 15, 2012
kokosheen:

Apologies for quoting you before you go native on me, I would have thought you 'Desh' would identify more with the OP/his ex (whichever one suits you best) based on the thread you created on your married ex wanting to crash out at your place just this last weekend. OR wasn't I reading too well where you wrote you still had feelings for her and her coming opened up old wounds.
Its good you recognize that its wrong to date/sleep with a married woman and the OP should too.

you are welcome bro...mine is a bit different man...but i gats to man up as a man and i did the needful....moreover my ex is just 1month in marriage and she is already tired...the husband uses belt on her....but op's case is different bro...its obvious the said lady has been married for more than a year and so far from op's story,she has a good husband,not some monster..so why will op be encouraging her by telling her he is yet to get a gf?why ??
Romance / Re: If You Propose To Ur Lady And She Refuses, What Next? by deshclones(m): 6:40pm On Oct 15, 2012
DaShyGuy:
Guys, if you propose to your girlfriend of many years, a[b]nd she says NO, with no good reason attached, would that be the end of the relationship, or you'll continue dating her and pretend you never asked the question?
[/b]
o boy you be confirmed dullina nigeria unlimited...see question...no..continue to date her...mumuish mumu.....where did you sprout from??.....

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Romance / Re: My Ex Named Her Child After Me by deshclones(m): 3:46pm On Oct 15, 2012
Gbyte:

There is no big deal about naming your child after your ex, it only shows you enjoyed the time spent together and you want to always remember it, if it was the man that named his child after the ex it won't be big deal to you, why is this? The problem here is the guy telling the poor married woman that he's still single and also the woman who won't let go, I don't see any problem with naming a child after the ex, am planning to do the same though #justsaying

N1ggah stop quoting me...what nerves...make ur s1lly points without quoting desh...u see nothing wrong in someone's legally married wife lusting after her ex so brazenly to d extent she named your own first son after her so called ex...are u for real..get a life and gerrout of here man..u disgust me..u nd ur silly opinion..even d op knows its wrong not to talk of you dats forming holy holy here...why on earth did seun not include a slapp button?I would hv b1tchslapped you dis minute.
Romance / Re: I Love A Girl In My Class But She has a Boy Friend In The Class by deshclones(m): 5:32am On Oct 15, 2012
O boy collect ur share...if she refuses then stop doing the assignments for her...u hv already exhibited the traits of a mugu so I won't advice u to quit now..u must collect ur share..so tell her u want some booty..if she refuses bounce man...
Romance / Re: My Ex Named Her Child After Me by deshclones(m): 5:28am On Oct 15, 2012
Mehn ...women get mind sha...I just pity the ladies husband...dats the height of insensitivity nd disrespect...naming ones first son after her ex...smh..God plz gimme a gd wife...I beg u o Lord...cos d tales I get to hear on NL is something else.

@op...get urself a new set of running shoes and run...d anger of a jealous husband is worse dan a consuming fire.

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Romance / Re: I Need Matured Answers Please..its Urgent by deshclones(m): 10:12pm On Oct 13, 2012
Idowuogbo: Deshy! Make I talk? On fumble mehn... As in hen! U dey fawk up!!! Mail me! angry

paddy mi...i know say i fawk up...i accept..abeg talk everything here..you know say e no easy to just fashy that chic like dat...i don dey even heal....but her presence reopened ma wounds....i don move on dear..take it from me...
Romance / Re: I Need Matured Answers Please..its Urgent by deshclones(m): 10:05pm On Oct 13, 2012
AmBeautiful: She's gone,let her be.
Hope you didn't give her any cash sha?
Keep your distance as well and stop being emotional around this babe.

Next time this kind of issue comes up, don't let her enter your house, instead when you sight her just find somewhere else to till you are sure she left. If possible involve the police, people whi do drugs are mean.

And then better be prepared. Definitely if the man gets to hear she visited your place, he may try to act macho and start threatening you,warning you through calls or a visit.

Please keep your distance from your ex. Even if she was neither married nor pregnant all I have typed would still be my advice. This option of keeping ur distance is the wisest and best option.She made her choice,by herself, don't be silly over her anymore. Never pick her calls or reply her text msgs. Stay on your own, LEAVE HER ALONE!


thanx dear...the bolded is definitely true...same thing ma boss advised me...i hope the husband doesn't act irrational..i didn't do anything to his wife...am even scared he will descend and beat devil outta the gal....am sure God will protect me....am sure of that..thanx once again.
Romance / Re: I Need Matured Answers Please..its Urgent by deshclones(m): 9:56pm On Oct 13, 2012
190: *coughs*




desh how far now, hope ure better now

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......NL rocx...you guys are tha bomb..the love and care is awesome..thanx y'all..thanx homie 190..am doing great bro,invited a couple of friends over..we have been boozing and making fun outta the situation..thanx bro....


@
bennyraz: he should be better after drinking one or two bottles grin
bennyraz....

lol bro....i have been gulping lots of johnny boy brands.....it really helps..lol
Romance / Re: I Need Matured Answers Please..its Urgent by deshclones(m): 4:35pm On Oct 13, 2012
just woke up guys...sorry for the delay..i was so depressed i had to take some sleeping pills cos i didn't even sleep last night...

The mom picked her up from ma place around 9.30am this morning..it was a very emotional time for me...it was also d first time i had opportunity to have a good look at her....yall know i saw her in the night...mehn..that chic is gone..she has so emaciated and is a lil bit darker....am like waoh...what did this chic get herself into??...ma heart bleeds more from the fact that i know this gal is a good gal regardless of what has happened...all ma friends and family members are like nawaoh..werrin happen??...prior to this issue..she is the kinda of person that will light up any gathering with her prescence..always smiling,very humorous,respectful,hardworking and hardly demands.....infact she has like 97% of the qualities i need in a wife...met her back in 2007 when boys were still in school nd had absolutely nothing...she stood by me through thick and thin..and now that things have started looking up..this devil entered and spoilt a very beautiful thing...for fccks sake i was planning an engagement for november this year..still cant fathom what went wrong....cos to the best of ma knowledge..she is not who u will call a materialistic person..never....i dont even know what attracted her to this drug guy....its not like the guy is better than me..(okay he has more money)...but i had a very bright future ahead of me..plus the fact that i am responsible and every woman's dream...i just tire....and so depressed...i just pray she doesnt do something bad to herself...am just scared...
Romance / Re: I Need Matured Answers Please..its Urgent by deshclones(m): 9:20am On Oct 13, 2012
I did not sleep atall..was just thinking aloud thruout last night..but a man gats to tk a decision nd stand by it..nd for d records..I DID NOT slepp with her..she slept in ma neighbour's place..her mom is on her way to pick her up..it is over for good..am just filled wit pity for her..regardless of wot has happened,dis gal was a good gal..as in..am still pained..but I have forgiven nd let go..will update as events happen..
Romance / Re: I Need Matured Answers Please..its Urgent by deshclones(m): 12:27am On Oct 13, 2012
Finally settled..called up her mom..she promised to come pik her up in d morning...she is currently staying in ma neighbour's place...its a pity d way gals just tk silly decisions dat will mess up their lives...all I hv for her is pity..the guy dey even flog am belt..in just few weeks..as in..may she nd her mom go thru worse pain than I went thru..for messing up our beautiful relationship..may she nd her mom neva know peace..am depressed as am typin dis..may God just gimme d grace to move on cos her prescence today reopened ma wounds dat were already healing..5 beautiful yrs gone like dat.all cos of greed nd impatience..smh
Family / Re: Pls Help, My Marriage Is Killing Me. by deshclones(m): 9:48pm On Oct 12, 2012
Rubbish...serves u right..u probably jilted some serious loving and average monied guy for ur husband..dats wot all naija gals do..leaving serious minded struggling young man for d business or 419boys..now u r complaining..stew in ur juice or better still bounce..rubbish once again
Romance / Re: I Need Matured Answers Please..its Urgent by deshclones(m): 9:26pm On Oct 12, 2012
190-the-clown:
desh

U mean dat particular gurl u keep complaining about
Here on nairaland is baq and pleading wif u 2take her back
Haba haba haba I didn't even know she wuz married, d pregnancy isn't d issue
D fact she's married even last month shows dat she can't be trusted, biko
Desh ure a smart man, women shud be crawling arund u - ure not tired
2dat particular gurl, she's married for phuck sake and d fact dat
She has issues wit her drug lord doesn't mean dey can't settle it
Den wat happens 2u again wen she leaves d 2nd time

Use ur head man- ure dealing wit a Nigerian girl here
And wen dealing wit dem use ur head never ur heart cus most like dis ex of urs
Av no single trace of heart in dem

She's married - please respect her and leave her alone, forget love here
Please ask her 2leave ur house and leave ur life alone
Uve forgiven her bt she should please go away for good

Ur wife is enroute so don't ruin Gods plan 4ur life -

Jst my 2cent, I mite be wrong doe bt if m in ur shoes - I'l do wah I just adviced

Takia man! God bless


Thanx man..I have explained things to her man...I don dey even heal small small..its just dat ma heart is making me feel like a phool...she should just leave me d hell alone...am even scared her husband will think I slept with her nd come after me with his goons...u knw ow these drug illiterates reason...they go just muud me for nothing...as in..wetin I no go see for dis lagos?..I don tire..I hv promised to pay her hotel bills for d night but she is just being adamant..I dey even fear she carry jazz..ma head is just full.
Romance / I Need Matured Answers Please..its Urgent by deshclones(m): 9:04pm On Oct 12, 2012
I just got home after a hard day coupled with the s1lly ajah traffic and was startled to see ma ex sprawled on ma staircase with a bag waiting for me..as in ma head burst..this is a gal that I gave 5yrs of ma life,nd she betrayed me by getting pregnant for some drug peddling guy in august..I hv bn thru a lot of pain cos of this gal..I can't even describe ma pain..d annoying thing is that ma heart melted when I saw her..nd all d emotions I felt for her started coming forth...she says she wants me dat nobody can treat her better than I did,d guy even has 3kids nd she neva knew,dat she is ready to abort d preggy nd come back to me that her mom pushed her and all dose BS...am just down..this gal got married just last month,I got to knw of her marriage via facebook..without even telling me..she has even refused to leave crying and begging me..for fccks sake I hv never bn dis confused in ma life...I don't even intend sleeping with another man's wife..never..I don't know how to handle dis..I intend leaving the house for her and calling her wicked greedy mom to come pick her daughter..pls I need matured advice from yall..how do I handle dis?
Romance / Re: Am I Cheap?? Have I Slept With Too Many Men? by deshclones(m): 9:34am On Oct 12, 2012
shocked Jehovah...15men..,nd u r in ur mid twenties...God please help me..I dey fear wella..seems d way forward is to go for virgins..but I don't fancy virgins jor...nawaoh..God please gimme d wife u hv destined for me...

@op..tell ur guy d truth..but u mean sha...15men is pretty high for a lady..don't allow people convince u otherwise..
Romance / Re: 15 Ways To Tell A Guy You Love Him Without Scaring Him Off by deshclones(m): 6:39am On Oct 12, 2012
chucky234: Should you tell a guy your true
feelings for him? Well, this can be
dangerous if there is no established
rapport between you; even then it
may not work in your best interest.
Here are some risk free ways to
indicate your interest in someone
without dragging your integrity in
the dust.
1. Smile at him often
2. Compliment him about the way he
looks, dresses, work etc.
3. Play fight with him e.g. Jokingly
punch or play a boxing match
4. Help him with some work, project
or event he is planning.
5. Listen to him.
6. Challenge him to become a better
person.
7. Do not take crap from him.
Confront him if he embarrass,
belittles or hurt you or other people.
He will admire you for standing up. to him.
9. Beleive in him even when he
doubts himself.
10. Be there for him if he is going
through a bad batch or rough. times.
11. Give him space, dont crowd him
too much.
12. Dont overwhelm him. Give him a
chance to miss you.
13. Make it OK for him to leave if he
wants to.
14. If he wants you to, go with him
to places like football or fishing.
15. Talk favourably about him to
others especially his friends.

Word man..ma ex did all except number 12...these r true words man.

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