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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Happy Birthday Ogugua88 by deshclones(m): 12:42am On Mar 25, 2013
Happy Birthday pretty lady with immense brain..I hate to say this but killz is a nice guy nd u r in safe hands..wishing u LLNP...
Romance / Re: She Wants To Kill Me With Her Love!!! by deshclones(m): 11:33pm On Mar 24, 2013
3yrs witout tapping dat bombom..mehn it must really suck to be you...me nd ma homies back then in sch had a policy..we MUST be intimate with any gal dat has chopped 5k of our money..nd it has always worked for us..no tym..u no just try atall..nd na ur type him mama dey use one china double sim phone...twata
Celebrities / Re: Lil Wayne In Critical Condition And In A Coma After More Seizures by deshclones(m): 4:35pm On Mar 16, 2013
palugy colina: he shud pray dt GOD gives him another chance..becus if him die..na hellllll...first class

Stay there and be judging him...he has enjoyed the earth no doubt..but he sure will be forgiven and granted first class pass to Heaven if he as much as confesses and repents of his sin a few minutes before his death...thats the beauty of Christianity...while you stay here on earth,w@nking off your weary manliness with video model girls lil wayne has chopped and cleaned mouth...and you sure as hell will miss heaven...irony of life sha...smh cry cry cry cry

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Celebrities / Re: Ruggedman Insulted On Twitter For Scolding Channelstv Reporters by deshclones(m): 12:12am On Mar 16, 2013
I really do pity dis man..imagine d shame nd depression he is passing thru..his life nd that of his relatives will never be d same again..his grand kids will watch dis video someday..imagine d shame he will go thru in his place of work,neighbourhood,village,church,club,etc..I suggest he relocates to another country nd start afresh..same for his family esp his kids..cos the kids won't find it funny too..they will be called all sorts of names..ewwww...its a pity..dats all.

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Politics / Re: Ngige And Soludo Who Will U Support Come 2014 by deshclones(m): 1:31pm On Mar 14, 2013
@noblezone..nwanne u r high on chicken poo...ur analysis is super flawed...ngige nd soludo on a joint ticket..lmfao


@topic..we hv tried ngige..he is good..but someone can do better hence ma call for soludo..soludo is d man for the job..God forbid we miss out next year..
Politics / Re: Asari Warns Jonathan To Revoke Oil Block Licences To Northerner's by deshclones(m): 10:55pm On Mar 10, 2013
I support asari on this...its only someone that has not been to the hinterlands in ND dat will scatter yarn opata on this thread...those guys are suffering...no light,no gd roads..its dat bad that bonny is yet to get a linking bridge...bad water..deep rooted poverty etc..its a shame...d north has played us all for so long..things just gats to change..
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram's Plot To Shoot-down Jonathan’s Plane Foiled by deshclones(m): 11:34am On Mar 10, 2013
Kamanda:

Its clear to see Shymex's post are not PAID FOR unlike some of u guys on NL.

So anybody that has a different views from urs is a Gej hierling..okay let's assume you are d CIA and u want to destabilize nigeria you will start from d north instead of lagos or ph that has more economic and human value than the entire north...grow up man...it sounds silly nd unintelligent to say that CIA is sponsoring BH...and don't gimme the oil target crap cos we all know angola etc hv oil nd they are relatively safe...BH is a political tool..take it or leave it..

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Politics / Re: Imo Deputy Governor Resigns by deshclones(m): 11:25am On Mar 10, 2013
Another youth messing up the chances of another credible youth taking up political position..dis man fall ma hand nobi small..what is he doin with money?for fccks sake he comes from a rich home..so am yet to decipher why he will mess himself nd family cos of 450m...oops I forget...bankole is another youth from a rich home..nd he stole our country blind...stories like this make me lose faith in our country...d old r stealing..the young ones are trying so hard to outshine d old..smh
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram's Plot To Shoot-down Jonathan’s Plane Foiled by deshclones(m): 9:17am On Mar 10, 2013
Kamanda: The problem with Nigeria is that 99.99% of the people have an IQ of less than 10.

That is why they are easily brainwashed by ethnic, religious,political forces and easily swayed by sensualism and sentiments.

That is why morally bankrupt sub-humans with no concience like Sincere9gerian,Rossike and co will daily cook up B-Ull-sKhit on NL like this trash story.

Anyone with a brain slightly more developed than that of a Toads can see that the SSS/JTF/PDP and Presidency have been playing out a BH script right from when GEJ became acting Presido.
The aim is to hold on to power by playing the North against the South/Muslims against Xtians.

The JTF have simply discovered weapons that they themselves had planted in the first place.

Thank Goodness for sensible Nigerians like Shymex.
As for 4oL crew,they are scums not even fit to be eaten by vultures.


So you buy shymmex moronic views that CIA is sponsoring BH??...smh for you..nd I tot tellwisdom was dumb..

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Fashion / Re: Jim Iyke's Outfit At AMVCA 2013: Hit Or Miss? by deshclones(m): 9:07am On Mar 10, 2013
The name of this outfit is MAKE THEM TALK....

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Autos / Re: S-class Mercedes Benz S420 Toks 4 sale (a.k.a IGWE 1) 08023408690 price reduced by deshclones(m): 2:35pm On Mar 09, 2013
1.8m.....dude u gat jokes...srzly....
Politics / Re: Photo Of President Jonathan In Borno With A Sword by deshclones(m): 6:21pm On Mar 07, 2013
chingyjant:
Your pa.pa badluck.Nor be your pa.pa age mate?where your fada ni?Perhaps tying rapper and drinking Akpeteshi in the village awaiting your mama when go do labu work after she come back gingering to work on her


**falls from maggi cube***

No mind the global phool...as if GEJ nobi him papa junior....s1lly Arrow cursing a man his 15 generations put together can never equal...it will take his entire kindred 20 lifetime to achieve half of what Aki and Pawpaw has achieved in a single life time not to talk of GEJ.

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Romance / Re: 12 Things Men Want In A Woman by deshclones(m): 2:12pm On Mar 07, 2013
All these kpomo writeups for kpomo men...
Politics / Re: ABSU Withdraws Orji Kalu's Certificate by deshclones(m): 11:11am On Mar 03, 2013
Abia state as a whole is a huge joke...T.A is busy hounding OUK not minding the fact that the state is fast deteriorating...its a shame really...will always reiterate the fact that Abia and Ebonyi states are the bane of development in South East nigeria...hardly educated,bereft of any meaningful development,filled with stout,ugly wicked hostile human beings...tufiakwa..

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Politics / Re: Abia Varsity Withdraws Kalu’s Certificate by deshclones(m): 9:54am On Mar 03, 2013
Abia state as a whole is a huge joke...T.A is busy hounding OUK not minding the fact that the state is fast deteriorating...its a shame really...will always reiterate the fact that Abia and Ebonyi states are the bane of development in South East nigeria...hardly educated,bereft of any meaningful development,filled with stout,ugly wicked hostile human beings...tufiakwa..
Politics / Re: Tanker On Fire On Marina Bridge by deshclones(m): 9:44am On Mar 03, 2013
all4naija: Where is Marina located in Lagos? Please, I would like to know because as that now makes me a simpleton.


Nah bro...u r not a simpleton..but d seyi guy is worse than a simpleton..its like fashola saying he doesn't know where ajah is?why d fccks was he employed in the first place?a fire service customer service officer does not know where marina is located..so ow does he deploy fire fighting trucks?...n1ggah plzzzz
Politics / Re: Tanker On Fire On Marina Bridge by deshclones(m): 2:26pm On Mar 02, 2013
We finally got thru to the lagos traffic radio guys on 08099120777 and a lady by name adura answered us promptly..she promised to deploy traffic control guys to the scene and cordoned off the entire route...to our surprise they came in less than 10mins..we were impressed...fire service in this shores sucks big time...thanks to UBA HOUSE fire service guys for atleast doing something.



chaircover:

Hope you sha didnt loose your temper, but explained to the nervy simpleton exactly where Marina is wink

I gave him a piece of my mind and promptly called the traffic radio guys.



sweetkev: Was this picture taken from the helicopter?
author=blaise26.abj]

Nope man...from one of the highrise buildings on marina road.


will you stop misinforming people?. it was Nigcomsat 2 that took the pix joor.[/quote]

you gat jokes man..like seriously grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Tanker On Fire On Marina Bridge by deshclones(m): 1:55pm On Mar 02, 2013
shocked

Politics / Tanker On Fire On Marina Bridge by deshclones(m): 1:44pm On Mar 02, 2013
A tanker just caught fire on marina bridge.it is loaded with petroleum products.have called fire service nd a simpleton had d nerves to ask me where marina is located in lagos.d guys name is seyi.pls pass d info..people should avoid d bridge.

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Music/Radio / Re: Damino Damoche Shot Dead At Lasu Gate This Afternoon by deshclones(m): 8:08pm On Feb 28, 2013
Naija_lastborn: Picture of Him an hour before he meet his end

Nawaoh....what is this life
Politics / Re: Enough Of This Oppression And Injustice Against Igbo Traders In Lagos State! by deshclones(m): 8:01am On Feb 28, 2013
alj harem:

Am not, I have made it clear since day one.


Don't patronise me...or u want me to dig up ur s1lly rants nd uncouth words against d ever progressing igbo people?...dude u r a shameless bigot...that's d sad truth.
Politics / Re: Enough Of This Oppression And Injustice Against Igbo Traders In Lagos State! by deshclones(m): 7:51am On Feb 28, 2013
alj harem:

LOOOOOL, there are times I would join you and there are times you have to see reason with them as well. There is no point scattering everything here my brother. Lets explain to them, Ndigbo have a big heart and would understand if we explain to them.

You r d most unstable human being I have ever come across...speaking from all sides of the mouth...take a stand man...its either you are a tribalist or not..stop playing on our sensibilities...
Politics / Re: Enough Of This Oppression And Injustice Against Igbo Traders In Lagos State! by deshclones(m): 6:30am On Feb 28, 2013
I love wot fashola is doing to my brothers...it gladdens my heart.its a big shame that despite d ill treatment meted to us during the war..an igbo man will still go and be developin another man's land..leaving the east desolate..what stops my brothers from buildin ultra modern markets in the east?do u know ow much IGR dat will accrue to the eastern states if alaba,ladipo,computer village etc were to be sited in the east??..what stops them frm emulating the nnewi folks?or osha people?..traders and buyers travel from far nd wide to buy stuffs in nnewi nd osha so the issue of distance does not hold water..s1lly twats that don't know they are hated nd envied by the rest of nigeria...infact fashola should close all markets dominated by igbos permanently..let my igbo brothers think straight...ndi nzuzu.
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Uba Declares For Anambra Gubernatorial Race by deshclones(m): 6:27am On Feb 27, 2013
Dude should abeg contest so idle politicians and boys will squander his money...I send??...Anambrarians are now wise...and come 2014 charles soludo will be duly elected as Governor...we made a grave mistake in 2010 by electing the woman sounding obi just cos we wanted to please ojukwu nd the religious bodies..this time around we know better...soludo is the most qualified man for the job.

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Celebrities / Re: Janet Jackson & Wissam Married Last Year by deshclones(m): 2:53pm On Feb 26, 2013
HML...mehn janet don old finish...






5th to comment....#dancing alingo#
Politics / Re: I Declare War On The Partisan And Biased Moderators On NL Politics Section!! by deshclones(m): 6:35am On Feb 26, 2013
berem: don't mind the ediot who claims to be rich but has never counted 100 thousand naira in his entire miserable and wretched life. any word from him i will make sure nairalanders know who this person is! Billionaire my black azz!


What's 100k?...don't sound petty abeg...its almost rare to see a young nigerian that has neva counted his own 100k...its non existent...up ur yabbing game..ur 100k lines is so lame.!

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