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Politics / Re: PhD, MBA Holders Apply As Truck Drivers At Dangote Group by deshclones(m): 12:19am On Nov 04, 2012
ROSSIKE:

Absolute rubbish. PhDs from America, Turkey, Iran, Ghana, Nigeria, India and so on. The level of ignorance on this site stinks. If you don't know the facts, don't type.

STFU you dummy...spewing thrash from all sides of the mouth...do you know what a Phd is? Do you know what it entails to get one?the number of research one has to undergo?o boy quit showcasing your stupidity here..Phd is not some stuff you buy over d counter..any Phd holder (minus honorary ones) in any discipline even if its yoruba is made for life nd can never be jobless..worse case he/she will get a lecturing job in some mushroom school,write some books nd make cool moni..not apply for dangote truck driver job..infact dangote should publish the names of the Phd and MBA applicants..they need to be shot for being so myopic and bereft of genuine money generating ideas.

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Family / Re: If Your Husband Did A Paternity Test For Your Children? by deshclones(m): 2:13pm On Nov 03, 2012
Sagamite:

When Sagamite drums this into people's head on NL time and time again, they will say "Sagamite is abrasive". undecided

I know women. Years of serious experience. I don't bury my head in the sand.

Sagamite ma man..Seems we finally agree on something man...some women don't just deserve to be loved at all...I still prefer I lose a cheating spouse no matter ow good she is than to marry a woman I can never trust..imagine slaving on a daily basis to make money,using that same money to train another man's child while living under the illusion that the said child is urs..nd d bad thing is that the said woman will even be mocking you behind ur back..God forbid.
Family / Re: If Your Husband Did A Paternity Test For Your Children? by deshclones(m): 11:34pm On Nov 02, 2012
There are women nd there are women..regardless of a woman's antecedent whether good or bad, a woman with the help of an equally dubious mom can pretend for ages..d best a man can do is to secretly condut paternity tests on his assumed kids...imagine slaving on a daily basis while d woman u call wife is busy getting her congo shined somewhere..nonsense..God will gimme a virtuous woman...Amen.

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Romance / Re: Can You Ever Sponsor Your Lover Abroad??? by deshclones(m): 2:37pm On Nov 01, 2012
YES
Family / Re: Things A Man Should Do For His Wife All The Time (Part 1) by deshclones(m): 7:06am On Nov 01, 2012
Adikam: After al that samson do for delilah wetin he take pay'am back?after everytin that adam do for eve what did she pay back with?shey na here i hear say a teacher climb mango tree 2 plu mango for her girl & fell down & die the girl die follo'am?..if i tel u what my ex did to me u wount biliv.women are so wicked dat god is regreting why he creat dem they are ingrate i no dey wil be hapi sein d post on front page bt i pity the man who do al dat note dat de day u stop doing it is de day she wil kno dat your luve is fading & look for anoda guy.nonsence girls wey no get respect guys.poster you even forgot to tel us lick dia yash wen'ever dey com out from toilet mtcheew



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.....o boy u dey vex ni.....

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Family / Re: Things A Man Should Do For His Wife All The Time (Part 1) by deshclones(m): 5:48am On Nov 01, 2012
A dog that will stray will always stray regardless....a skank will always denigrate,cheat nd humiliate her husband even if the man does 100percent of the pooo d op posted...
Romance / Re: Getting Married In 2 Months - Why Does He Distrust Me So Much? by deshclones(m): 4:04pm On Oct 31, 2012
Okay lets all assume OP is right and that her guy is all that she has spewed forth....then she should run.....but run to where??am more concerned with the after effect of her calling off the engagement...for fccks sake a guy that is that possessive can go to any length to get even..think what the op needs now is advice on how to flee from this guy and his wrath..
Romance / Re: Getting Married In 2 Months - Why Does He Distrust Me So Much? by deshclones(m): 3:29pm On Oct 31, 2012
naijathings: [size=18pt]from experience, women tend to come out with these stories when they are sure they have someone else under consideration. if not you will not be here looking for a reason to leave your man. you have been with him, laughing and crying and playing and shopping and furking now you come to seek publik opinion when it is just 2 months to wedding and the guy has been spending money and making plans and sending Invitations. I wish i can catch you and lock you up in a room then go out and give the guy the key so he can give you his opionon. LMAO.
I bet N100,000 that you are seeing someone else and now looking for excuse to leave this one.
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you may not be far from the truth man...why did the op not complain all these months...why is she suddenly finding her voice just two months to the wedding??..the op writes and sounds well learned and exposed...am yet to see an intelligent gal that will put up with such a man(as op describes her guy) for 20 whole months...never...gals are wiser these days....moreover she made it look like she is the saint in the relationship..that her guy doesn't have any good side...there are always two sides to a story and until i hear the guy's part,i will go with the time tested theory that you are seeing another guy hence the reason you opened this thread...to denigrate a man you claimed to have loved for 20months..com'on..even hardened criminals awaiting execution have good sides not to talk of this your unfortunate guy.....methinks you should leave him...he obviously deserve better...


and for all those advising her to run from the relationship...y'all should better proffer good hideout locations for her cos thats what she urgently needs...thats if the story about her guy is true.(lets assume )..that kind of dude will definitely go to any length to get even...and i mean every word of it...there is nothing as worse as bruising a man's ego.....imagine the op walking out just two months to the wedding after all arrangements have been made,IVs sent out and almost everything has been paid for...hmmh..your case is just something else..

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Romance / Re: I Cheated And Lied But I Am Remorseful. How Do I Get Him Back? by deshclones(m): 8:35pm On Oct 30, 2012
apacheguy:
This sounds almost exactly like d same situation as mine, i wldnt knw if ds pers. is really my ex, either way, if i were d 1, am ready to take her back cos i still love her, i heard she's a changed person, her actions really soiled my plan, and since then i've never gotten a stable partner.....and now am ready to settle down, am putting all plans in place to make sure i marry next year and hopefully it wnt be later than then bt d pathetic part of it is dt up to ds moment i've not a partner, looks ironic, making plan 4 marriage but d wife to marry in not on ground. am ready to take her back not cos i dnt hav a partner but cos i've not recoverd frm d injury she caused, and cldnt find som1 who's fit enough to heal dt injury, if she'll b back to heal it i'll be glad. d issue of not trusting her wld nt b there if actually d report i hear abt her is true i.e dt she's a changed person, honest, hardworking, more religious and all of dt, stuffs i wanted her to be doing then, i heard she's doing then voluntarily i.e w/out my presence, thng i dnt want her doing, heard she has shun then, if really all those reports are true, am perfectly ok wt her...................if ur guy were to be som1 like me, call him, let him knw how u feel, let him see himself dt u've really changed, i pray God help u

Bro,nobody is indispensable...ur assertion is annoying (no insult intended)..ow will u believe ur cheating ex is d only one dat can heal ur broken heart?omoh I will not even lament or hurt over a cheating ex...never..will only hurt over a gal if the fault is from me...not the other way round...believe in yourself man...u deserve better nd u will get a better gal...nd stop missing your ex...u r a virile successful youngman nd u deserve a faithful responsible gal..get that into ur head man.
Romance / Re: I Cheated And Lied But I Am Remorseful. How Do I Get Him Back? by deshclones(m): 7:14pm On Oct 30, 2012
Leave that good man alone jor....cheating Arrow...what else do you want?its gals like you that turn guys into monsters...imagine..a guy loved and adored you and you shamelessly cheated and lied to him..now you want him back..nansense...do you know an average gal takes off atleast 5piece of clothing before sex....you removed all those clothes and never felt remorse while you were at it..now you are begging to be taken back..abeg go and purge yourself of your iniquity and pray anoda good man comes your way...seems to me you have learnt your lesson.. undecided undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: People Pls Rate This Pics by deshclones(m): 7:03pm On Oct 30, 2012
N.1.ggah you get mind sha....jeeez...comic relief from you bro...will give 6.... grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: K-solo Denies Baby With Estranged Wife Kike by deshclones(m): 10:39am On Oct 29, 2012
Nurry: When will kikelomo realise that she is single?


No mind d oil soup woman...btwn d k-solo dude is d definition of irresponsibility...denying one's child is something am yet to understand...abeg they should stew in their juice..afterall she was the one that was defending his behaviour the last tym..calling it acting..nansence.
Family / Re: Men That Want Their Women Pregnant Before They Can Marry by deshclones(m): 7:20am On Oct 29, 2012
jmoore:


Girls you are not cars, no "test-driving" .



funny op....
Religion / Re: What Is That Temptation You Regularly Fall For? by deshclones(m): 1:45pm On Oct 28, 2012
eduson55: please,can you tutor me on how you overcame the temptation?
if it needs going private,am ready.

Bro calm down man...every healthy young man passed thru dis stage at one time or d other..am yet to see a youngman dat has neva self serviced..so calm down man...u will over come it..its just time nd u need to hangout often nd make a lot of female friends...dat way u will overcome soapy aka self service..its nt something u should worry urself over.

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Religion / Re: What Is That Temptation You Regularly Fall For? by deshclones(m): 12:51pm On Oct 28, 2012
Omoh na dirty talk esp in the midst of friends....it feels gd when am in their midst but am always remorseful when they leave...plus unforgiving attitude...I hardly forgive nd am so vindictive..

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Romance / Re: My Wife Not Being Able To Conceive After All Test Been Done. by deshclones(m): 12:21am On Oct 28, 2012
La Parisienne:

There's something about you that's really intriguing me lately. I hope you are truly a gentleman like you portray in your posts. Your wife will have a whole lotta fun.


Nne tread with caution...dis is d same way sexkillz started...here is NL where most people live fake lives..thanx


@op...hate to say this but mynd is right..enjoy ur wife nd pray..God is still working wonders..all d best man.
Celebrities / Re: Stella Dimoko-Korkus Replies Jim Iyke by deshclones(m): 5:54pm On Oct 24, 2012
cindylee: Before i start with this;I know Jim WILL GO AROUND POSTING TRASH as anonymous on where ever this memo comes up but who cares?

You live on the Internet defending yourself on various blogs and posting incoherent babash, cussing out the blog owners remember?Be my guest.


I start this memo by quoting the lyrics from Abolore Akandes(9ice)song where he mentioned the words "baaaaastard"in reference to his ex friend rugged man.
Ikechukwu(Jim my axx) you are exactly what 9ice said,a "baaaaastard"
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I did an exclusive story that your 11yr old son has surfaced,which is true,abi you wan contest am?
The story went viral and probably spoilt your chances of one of your yahoo-yahoo love scams in Houston where you are as I write this. ---and you go gaga?

...And you used your cunnilingus fingernails to dial my home phone and use the swear words on my family ......to the hearing of my children who are still traumatized,the children you so badly desire to have one day as a human being,the ones you used to refer to as "beautiful'.
You called me "ugly bitch" and you are so frigging correct,the thing is of all your plenty sisters,I cannot remember anyone of them winning the Most beautiful girl in Nigeria beauty pageant or even Miss world.
Your anger has brought you nothing but bad luck.ask yourself why you have no true friends or why no press man will touch you with a long pole. ...go on,ask yourself!


You keep threatening to beat up anyone you enter into your log of bad books and I wonder if you are Superman. Na so you go Cameron them beat you so tey your fingers broke and you cooked up the "falling on a glass table"story.tell it to the cuckoos!

If you ever think of swearing to beat me up because I did an exclusive that you have an 11yr old son who is in existence,I will find you and the day you lay your epileptic hands on me will be the last day you ever try to beat up any woman again!...agbaya go and find your mate to bully!

At your age(you don pass 40yrs abeg)you should be happy of such news but instead you are in Houston running from various one dollar shops to another and after you go spread pics for Internet begging for headlines like "Jim iyke spends trillions on shopping spree"..Na today?
If you read this memo,you are free to leave an anonymous hater comment here or any where else but please delete my numbers from your phone and do not call.
Go and see a shrink doctor and get help for anger management abeg.

You seem to think everyone is envious of you,wetin you get?you freaking parade used cars in your 'rented'garage in Abuja,I roll a brand new Mercedes,tear rubber!
I know you will read this,so I close with this 'stellar advice'

"It is only an heediot like you that refuses to see the handwriting on the wall,even when the letters are slapping at your pomo mouth".
You are a liar,a cheat and you have a wicked wicked heart. if you call me ugly because I kick ass with my stories,remember I granted you your first ever interview where you said your then ex(actress stephnora okere)used to beg to be beaten before sex?bollocks!
All the 11years i have been a reporter,i have done nothing but defend your sorry ass even when i knew your hands were soiled...that's what 'freinds' are for !

This is a friendly memo,if you push me again,I will get 'high' for you and send another one copying the governor of benue state swansan!.....A word is enough for the wise....you ain't.

I thought the devil was a liar till I became friends with you!.....na you train devil to lie!

The next time you try to set me up again,I will be waiting for you at the trap and I will fix the hook on your shriveled,over used balls!
Remember that I am not Cornell udofia the reporter you messed up/tried to use to mess me up. My name Na 'sterra'!

Hisssss!

http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2012/10/memojim-iyke-go-for-anger-management.html

knockout..this chic get bad mouth nobi small...smh....jim ndo.... cry cry cry cry cry

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Politics / Re: Okada Riders Damaged 42 Buses – LAGBUS, LAMATA by deshclones(m): 8:54am On Oct 24, 2012
Before/During election campaigns.....i gave them helmets....after election i collected their bikes....please who am i??

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Romance / Re: My True Experience With 2 Yoruba Girls. What Do They Really Want? by deshclones(m): 3:13pm On Oct 22, 2012
Bro dont mind killz jor...enjoy your free bearded meat....just remember to come back and notify us when the kasala go burst....thanx

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Romance / Re: Do I Let Him Go Or Should I Still Wait by deshclones(m): 2:47pm On Oct 22, 2012
Nne,get your self a new pair of running shoes and fleeeeeeeeee...that dude does not love or respect you one bit....moreover you sound desperate to get married and thats one thing every right thinking man (minus your guy)abhors...
Family / Re: Married But Not Happy Anymore. by deshclones(m): 2:38pm On Oct 22, 2012
As you make your bed,so you lie on it....she must have exhibited one or two of the traits you listed above during courtship..but your third leg no let you think well...now you are stuck in a loveless home...kpele...

you said you wanna move out?..to where man?no job,no love....women....smh..i know your wife is igbo..na dem dey do this kind thing..denigrating a man when he is at his low moments...unlike other tribes that will go out and even get a sugar daddy that will even cater for the entire home,the man inclusive..afterall na only punny the sugar daddy go chop...igbo chics go follow kill the man..sad but true.

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Romance / Re: Caught Your Husband Or Wife Red Handed. by deshclones(m): 7:11am On Oct 22, 2012
There are somethings you pray to God never to happen cos I Honestly cannot predict my action if I encounter such..
Romance / Re: If You are the One... what Would U Have Done Or Advised? by deshclones(m): 3:52pm On Oct 19, 2012
Aza Montana: I would stay away from this Oga because it means he is full of wahala


Yield: For me, that would be a wrap.


God bless you all...so good gals still dey NL ala Naija.... shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Politics / Re: Cowardly MKO Was To Renounce His Mandate Shortly Before His Death by deshclones(m): 3:48pm On Oct 19, 2012
dude is just like the rest of them loud mouthed oil soup and amala loving H-factor peeps...all motion and no movement.....noise makers...egbami,aaah,kilode etc..but just one hot impromptu slap,and they all scamper..same thing with the NADECO guys....dudes were operating from outside nigeria....nobody could face abacha...m0r0ns...
Romance / Re: Disagreements B/w Him And His Orobo Girlfriend by deshclones(m): 2:50pm On Oct 19, 2012
Kenistry: Nairaland, losin its value

N1ggah where is your sense of humor??

@ topic....lefulefu and his unending pallies..... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Picture Of Python Killed In A Flooded House In Yenagoa by deshclones(m): 2:20pm On Oct 19, 2012
vivian chinaza: Oh No! Op don't do this to me! How do I go back to my house after this flood? This picture will scare me forever!

smh...forming like one cool ajebutter...you wey dey roll tyre for street..smh

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Romance / Re: If Your Partner Slaps You In Public by deshclones(m): 5:34am On Oct 19, 2012
Shollypopz:
U are a what??.....Chicken!!

Dyckless ape!! And u're proud to write the rubbish above, Ewu!

Thanx....now run along...I hv noticed u.
Romance / Re: Were There Signs Before Your Relationship Crumbled? by deshclones(m): 6:10pm On Oct 18, 2012
T_Bademosi: Im starting to notice some red flags within my relationship. Fewer calls and lesser concern about how I am doing and other things. I just want to ask what are the things someone should watch out for in a girl when a relationship is about to end?

On the contrary, what are the things you noticed and you took lightly before your relationship ended?

May God allow your anticipated comments help me and others.


BRO,YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS HEADING FOR THE ROCKS......

Mine :less calls and concern,too much demanding of money,number always busy and lack of eye contact when talking to her...
Romance / Re: If Your Partner Slaps You In Public by deshclones(m): 5:58pm On Oct 18, 2012
Shollypopz: See as the two fools above are taking pride in their ability to beat a woman, SMH!!

One na MUMU, d other na Chicken!!


Nne,am not an advocate of woman battery..but i will not hesitate to beat devil outta the body of any woman that raises her filthy hands on me first....i careless on what people will say or think....if you no fear me raise hand beat me,me no go fear to retaliate and give you a sound beating...QED

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