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PoliticsRe: Something Is Wrong; Power Is Improving by deshclones(m): 5:08pm On Jul 30, 2012
chucky234: For a president who
receives N1bn annually as food
allowance he certainly has no
excuse to why he cannot achieve
anything meaningful in 24 months.

I am waiting for the deluded
GEJ agents to prove the below wrong
and tell me why the most
expensive govt in the world should
be applauded by mere maintenace
projects which 50% was initiated
by past administrations and mere generation of less than 1000MW of electricity in 24 months.


EARNING CHAT:
In the United States, while the
minimum wage is $1,257 (N191,
667), a US lawmaker earns $
15,080 (N2.3m) per month. In the
United Kingdom, a lawmaker earns
$8,686(N1.3m) monthly while the
gross national minimum wage is $
1,883 (N283, 333) per month.
Also, Nigerian lawmakers earn
higher than their counterparts in Sweden. With a monthly pay of $7,707 (N1.2m), a lawmaker in
Sweden will need to work for over
12 years to equal what a Nigerian senator earn per annum.
The president of the United States
takes home an anual salary of $400,000 (N64.156,0m), including a
$50,000 expense allowance making
the president the highest paid
public servant in the US. The $400,000 includes everything and $350,000 out of it is taxable.
Selected States (salary per annum)
The prime minister of the United
Kingdom......USD 226,627.00
French
president.....................USD318,072.00
South African
president...................USD296,112.00
German
chancellor.......................USD296,112.00
The Prime Minister of
Belgium...................USD174,804.00
President of the Republic of
Korea.................USD 136,669.00
President of
Russia......................USD122,652.00
Prime Minister
Portugal......................USD129,730.00
Prime Minister
Namibia....................USD115,155.00
President of
Angola......................USD60,000.00
President
Argentina.................USD55,139.00
Prime Minister
Ukraine........................USD61,254.00
President
Zimbabwe....................USD18,000.00
President of People's republic of
China...........USD 10,633.00
President
Liberia.........................US90,000.00
Prime Minister
Spain .......................USD102,960.00
Prime Minister
Namibia......................USD115,155.00
President
Namibia.....................US164,506.00
President of
Colombia ......................USD120,685.00
Prime Minister of the
Netherlands.................USD190,740.00
Prime Minister
Ireland..................USD264,000.00
Prime Minister
Denmark...................USD264,533.00
President
Mexico..................USD328,839.00
USD328,839.00 .....................USD427,886.00
President Austria..................USD422,231.00
President of the European
Council................USD 508,916.00


NIGERIAN SENATORS
Basic Salary (BS) = N2,484,245.50
Hardship Allowanc: 50% of Basic
Salary = N1,242,122.75
Constituency allowance: 200% of
BS = N4,968,509.00
Furniture Allowance: 300% of BS =
N7,452,736.50
Newspaper allowance: 50% =
N1,242,122.70
Wardrobe allowance: 25% =
N621,061.37
Recess Allowance: 10% =
N248,424.55
Accommodation: 200% =
N4,968,509.00
Utilities: 30% = N828,081.83
Domestic Staff: 35% =
N863,184.12
Entertainment: 30% =
N828,081.83
Personal Assistance: 25% =
N621,061.37
Vehicle Maintenance Allowance:
75% = N1,863,184.12
Leave Allowance : 10%
=N248,424.55
One off payments (Severance
gratuity): 300% = N7,452,736.50
Motor Vehicle Allowance: 400% of
BS = N9,936,982.00
Total per month = N29, 479,749.00
A senator's anual salary = over
N182 million multiply by 109 senators (don't forget the House of rep,
ministers, ambassadors, ...) In addition to the regular and legitimate salaries and allowances of over N17 million ($113,333) and N14.99 million ($99,933) which senators and reps were collecting yearly and the irregular allowance of estacodes, duty tours etc, they were also collecting over N192m ($1.28m) and N140m ($0.93m) respectively in illicit quarterly allocation which is not provided for by RMAFC.
Effectively, a Nigerian senator was
taking home at least $1.40m ($
1.28m quarterly allocations + $0.113m regular salaries and allowances) as against the $0.174m an American senator takes home hence a Nigeria senator earns at least 8 times as much as an American senator and more than 3 times the American president.
Whereas a Senator in the U.S earns
N21, 146,000, the same as a
member of the House of Representatives; a UK Member of Parliament earn  £64,766 (N14, 896,180) In other words, a Federal Legislator in Nigeria is paid more than double what a Member of British Parliament earns per annum. Senate President David Mark alone takes N250 million quarterly or N83.33 million per month.
Senate Deputy President Ike
Ekweremadu gets N150 million per
quarter or N50 million a month.
Mark and Ekweremadu earns in 4
months, six times what the UK
Prime Minister earns in a year.
David Cameron goes home with Â
£190,000 per anum (N43,700,000) In a newspaper news article entitled ‘An Assembly for looting’ written by Musikilu Mojeed with Elor Nkereuwem, the authors rightly claimed that each of the 360 members of the House of
Representatives were getting N35
million in cash money in quarterly
allocation while each of the 109
Senators pockets N48 million each.
These allocations have however
been slashed by 20% to N27 million ($180,000) and N38 million ($253,333) respectively due to the 20% reduction requested by the late president.
and what have you m0r0n done about it??..if e dey vex you go contest in 2015...all you do is rant behind a computer..in the comfort of your home...thats the problem with most nigerians..all they do is talk..no action..if they say everybody should come out to protest tomorrow in aso rock..nobody will come out..nobody wants to die but they all want to go to heaven..i get sick when i see people like you posting rubbish about elected officials and legislooters yet you cannot do anything about it...phoolish set of people..no wonder we have the type of govt we deserve...get out of my sight...you irritate me.
PoliticsRe: Something Is Wrong; Power Is Improving by deshclones(m): 4:48pm On Jul 30, 2012
Kobojunkie: Stop yapping like yet another im_bec_ile and focus. You are told by your Government that average output has fall by about 1000MW in the last 6 months. I repeat this information to you. Where is the blunder? What the heck has the information spread by the Nigerian Govermment to do with my location?
pick up your phone and call home to confirm..not yapping like a de-ment-ed dog....you base your facts on what you read online...we are talking from experience ala practical you are yarning from theoretical ala newspaper point of view..who is wise here??
PoliticsRe: Something Is Wrong; Power Is Improving by deshclones(m): 4:43pm On Jul 30, 2012
bashr8: so no improvement in adamawa, kogi and borno
What in fccks name are the bolded doing with constant power??..abeg enlighten me biko..
PoliticsRe: Something Is Wrong; Power Is Improving by deshclones(m): 4:12pm On Jul 30, 2012
Kobojunkie: From a person of your intelligence level? Nah!! I don't expect anything in the way of intelligent discourse/exchange from the likes of you.
accept the fact that you committed a big blunder..all you aberdeen based nigerians angry angry....you hardly stay in the country yet make noise and complain more than we bonafide citizens of nigeria..we are telling you that power has improved and you are still yarning opata..chillax jor...
PoliticsRe: Something Is Wrong; Power Is Improving by deshclones(m): 3:55pm On Jul 30, 2012
True...ajah representing..we've had light for the past 3weeks..light stays for more than 21hours straight..light has improvedoooo
SportsRe: Olympics Canoeing: Akinyemi Crashes Out by deshclones(m): 1:23pm On Jul 30, 2012
smh..all these Yoruba brazillians...abeg make i lookout for the pride of biafra..chukwumerije..go bring the gold boy..
PoliticsRe: Anambra Oil Field Ready For Commissioning Next Month by deshclones(m): 9:31am On Jul 30, 2012
EzeCanada: Nwannem Nwoke, two wrongs cannot make one right...

Orji quite committed a taboo against his fellow kinsmen. Am not surprised by his actions as whoever the god wants to kill he first makes mad. His colleagues in the South East Governors Forum were all bitter and berated his action but did no reciprocate. I see this as a mature and brotherly thing to do. Moreover, this ideology and action of T. Orji is a personal one and has nothing to do with the good people of Abia state.
So why reciprocate or fight nature’s battle...

FYI I am from Aguata, how does that translate to being biased?
Daalu maka otu I siiri kowara m..gbaghara m....iwe m di oku dat time..am from anambra too njikoka precisely..nwanne m ka ibu..
PoliticsRe: Anambra Oil Field Ready For Commissioning Next Month by deshclones(m): 8:45am On Jul 30, 2012
EzeCanada: Igbo nile ekenem’ unu.

Igbo nile bu otu sita na Aguleri ruo na Okigwe. Sita na Afikpo ruo na Ogwashi-uku, sita na Nsukka ruo na Ohafia sita na Obi-Igbo Ikwerri ruo na Ugwuta. Ma sita kwa na Etche ruo na Awka. Umu Igbo Kwekorita nu..

No one is immune to mistakes because no one is perfect. Chino committed a severe blunder but from his last post above he seem to have realized his mistakes and kindda soft peddled. I guess he still needs to do some sort of "damage control" though. This can be done by openly tendering an apology to the entire Ndi-Igbo on this forum.

Meanwhile, I am not entirely sure Chino is from Anambra. The name Chino is an abbreviation of Chinonso and Anambrarians normally would abbreviate the name to Nonso….but not that it matters.

As for RUNS.TOEFL.GRE, Onye_okwu and Deshclones shame on you guys for openly trying to cause dis-unity and dis-integration amongst the Igbo race. What if Chino is an anonymous disguising as someone from Anambra state? Ndi Igbo are known worldwide for their uncommon wisdom and you guys have not displayed same here. That’s some food for thought for you guys.
Fccck u man..you and your fccking ezeship..you are very biased..why didn't u reprimand d grand efulefu orji dat started this onslaught against fellow igbos..plz don't lemme start wit u dis morning..just park one side.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Oil Field Ready For Commissioning Next Month by deshclones(m): 7:59am On Jul 30, 2012
I think chino has a point with his assertion...that bleeding efulefu t.a orji drew the first blood by sacking non abia indigenes..these are people that have spent years in abia civil service...igbos for that matter..so many igbos were affected including anambrarians..I have an aunt that was affected..it is people like orji that should be crticized not chino..when other states like abia nd inconsequential ebonyi state for that matter treat other igbos anambrarians inclusive with so much scorn nd leveity..what do you expect anambra.(The pride of the entire igbo race) to do?orient petroleum should employ 100percent anambrarians jor..afterall am yet to see a more intelligent and industrious blackman than anambrarians.
RomanceRe: Damn, This Generation Of Gals Suck...how Do We Get Married... by deshclones(m): 6:27pm On Jul 27, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030][b]If you marry a slut, [/b]you wanted to. . . People make their choices you know. If i choose to marry a good girl later in life, it's only reasonable i am good myself.

Bad boys complaining about bad girls is absolutely ludicrous. . .
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its the other way round pal...sometimes i sit and ask myself...why on earth am i running after other girls that can never rival my girl in any way??..its sad..wish i can change...honestly..the amount of money one spends on all these flings annually is enough to start a modest bizness..guess life is not fair afterall.
FashionRe: Ghana-Must-Go Shirt & Cap On Model by deshclones(m): 6:23pm On Jul 27, 2012
Bibol: Could this be described as creativity? Your thoughts pls!
this must be musiwa...i can bet my next month's pay on it
RomanceRe: Damn, This Generation Of Gals Suck...how Do We Get Married... by deshclones(m): 6:02pm On Jul 27, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I hope they listen. . .

Girls don't owe you nothing. Personality differs individually so don't expect every girl out there to reason alike. To avoid confusing yourself, know what you want from a lady, and how to look out for it. Don't live a morally bankrupt lifestyle and expect to get married to a saint. - Na wash!

If you feel the girls in your locality don't match your tastes, relocate.

If you feel Nigerian girls don't match your tastes, go to Ghana, or Benin or Cameroon.

If you still have a problem after that, remain celibate. You wont die! cheesy
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Wrong theory....good responsible guys marry sluts..same with badt guys getting hitched by responsible girls....i know because it has happened to me.
RomanceRe: Damn, This Generation Of Gals Suck...how Do We Get Married... by deshclones(m): 5:46pm On Jul 27, 2012
ogugua88: What if the girl can be both? Lol.
hmmh,,i doubt dear....but it will be perfect...
RomanceRe: Damn, This Generation Of Gals Suck...how Do We Get Married... by deshclones(m): 5:40pm On Jul 27, 2012
zamirikpo: Deshclone...u r lucky u r hooked,I wuld giv anytin for true luv,cos dats all dat matter...very soon men won't live beyond 50yrs cos Alot depends on hu u marry.Everywher I turn to I see nonsense,I dnt. Xpect holiness,I xpect simple honesty,stick to one guy,same wit guys....brandnew ur onpoint..I used to tink dat wen u r handsome nd gat sum coins to throw around u can get any woman u want, nw u can only get prostitutes,gold diggers and lairs cos d gud gals hv been overshadowd,even ridiculed to d point of near extinction. Baba God, hear my praYers....remove dis daughters of jezebel frm my parts.
Thanks bro..i met my girl way back in sch...my 3rd year precisely bro..i had nothing..absolute nothing then..but she still choose me...i will forever worship the ground she walks...most girls nowadays are complete writeoffs..am telling you...i was in a friend's house some weeks back and met 3chics from convenant uni..girls btwn the ages of 17-20yrs max..they all came to visit the guy...the guy do org[b]y[/b] tire..these are supposed girls from rich homes..they are just after se[b]x[/b] and more se[b]x[/b]..woman matter don tire me.. jor...



nne3870: I laff in ibo.... I kip reading alot of things in NL and honestly i am confused because i don't know what u guys really want.
every young guy wants a sexually experienced and complete badt girl for a fling..those chics that will do so many nasty stuffs to a guy..(like swallowing a man's seed during love making)..but a reserved homely responsible girl for a wife...
RomanceRe: Damn, This Generation Of Gals Suck...how Do We Get Married... by deshclones(m): 4:44pm On Jul 27, 2012
[quote author=Brand_new]I believe there are still some good girls out there. wink[/quote]you are right bro...hence my resolve to hold onto my gf of 4years tight...things gals do these days bring tears to the eyes....you will meet a chic today,collect her BB pin and by evening she would have sent her nekkid pics to you..pictures complete with her face..go to clubs on the island and see what lebanese guys do with our girls...ashawo full everywhere..from lagos to ph down to abuja..girls are cheap man..sometimes i sit back and envy guys that grew up between yr 2009 and now..it is so easy to get a pussyy..unlike our days..you go write letter tire..to kiss a girl back then was an achievement..smh
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Ugly Okada Story by deshclones(op): 4:36pm On Jul 27, 2012
Sun of god: Dont play with me - Did I not ask you if you 'Hood Rat' checked the car mirror before opening the door?

Have you answered that question?

Does your vehicle have 'Mirrors'?

I stand by what I have said - your foolish for posting such trash.

If you have any sense you will heed my words - and dissapear from here.

Mumu,
Niggah stop insulting my babe..am warning you man..am really passionate about her..quit insulting ma babe plz...........now get off ma thread
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Ugly Okada Story by deshclones(op): 4:28pm On Jul 27, 2012
Sun of god: As already stated - you are a foolish man.

So because of your experience 'Okada' should be banned?

Those guys should have 'Rushed' you and your 'Babe'.

If you had used 'tacted' you could have easily navigated the situation - but I sense you thought you could be arrogant in front of your 'Babe' and were made to look a complete 'Mumu'.

As previously stated - it serves you right.

Here's a tip - next time your involved in any sort of motor incident (especially involving a cyclist) the first thing you do is 'enquire into the wellbeing of the other party'.

Health and wellbeing are the primary issues - Liability is secondary.

Now go and lick your wounds at the nearest 'Beer Parlour' - NOT IN THE POLITICS SECTION OF NAIRALAND.
As stated ''you are a bleeding wanimal''..hurling insults on someone and his adorable babe...quit dodging the question i posed to you...is it legal/good to overtake from the right??
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Ugly Okada Story by deshclones(op): 4:20pm On Jul 27, 2012
Sun of god: See your 'Hood Rat Babe'

And you have the nerve to refer to IT as a 'Babe'?

How many other 'touts' are 'bang.ing' it?

Mumu,

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/avatars/713799[/img]
bigo..that ain't ma babe..thats ma new fling man....lol..you think i will ever expose ma babe on a public forum??hell no................wanimal...
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Ugly Okada Story by deshclones(op): 4:08pm On Jul 27, 2012
Sun of god: Arrogant foolish man . . .

So you feel you can come here and be-little the Okada man.

We have only heard you side of the story - that sounds pitiful.

Your 'Babe' is a curse - have you not thought that yet?

Did she check the car mirror before opening the door?

The experience Serves you right - Next time 'Roll' with a 'Sharper' 'Babe' that knows about hazzards and take appropriate precautions.

Once again - Foolish man.
you are foolish ..wanimal..so it is legal/good to overtake from the right side of the road??olodo..did you ever take driving classes?...irredeemable monkey..

sun of god..do not insult my babe again..please..i do not play with her..am begging you man to man..that chic has been a blessing to me and i will not stay and allow anybody insult her..thanks
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Ugly Okada Story by deshclones(op): 4:05pm On Jul 27, 2012
afam4eva: That's Naija for you.
But its very wrong bro...lagos state govt must get rid of okadas if it truly wants to evolve into a developed capital...okadas are a total no no...those guys are so uncouth..
Nairaland GeneralMy Ugly Okada Story by deshclones(op): 3:50pm On Jul 27, 2012
I had very bad experience with commercial motorcyclist this afternoon.

Took my Babe to lagos island market to get some stuffs,as she opened the passenger door to alight one stupid okada man rammed into the door..he only missed her fine legs and smooth hands by a few inches...as expected the guy fell and sustained a few bruises while his bike got a few dents...to my surprise the guy demanded we take him to the hospital..i was shocked and annoyed at the same time..i was not blocking the road in anyway...moreover the guy was wrong to overtake from the right side....the mumu was not even concerned with the dent he caused to the car or the psychological trauma that my fine babe has suffered..all he and his passenger were concerned with was that i must take them to the hospital and repair the bike..i bluntly refused ..and in a spate of 5-10mins..i was surrounded by almost 40okada men mostly hausa guys..they held us hostage and insisted we take them to the hospital,not just any hospital but military hospital and repair the bike...i was weak...my babe self became afraid and was even begging me to take the guys to the hospital...


it took the intervention of some uniformed men (those guys that wear khaki pants and yellow tops) before they let us go..but not after i had coughed out 4k for the mumu okada...fashola should just ban these okada guys abeg,they are hardly literate,ill trained and very uncouth..he should take a cue from Amaechi..now ph city is a bit safe..
RomanceRe: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by deshclones(m): 10:53am On Jul 27, 2012
Amya: hey easy there. You wouldn't want to bust an artery there would you. You nairaland peeps take things way to serious. I'm ugly oh! Never mentioned anywhere that i was a beauty.
NNe..i for post your real pics here..you lucky say you be igbo...kindly apologise to desh now...am waitingoooooooooooooooo cool cool cool cool
RomanceRe: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by deshclones(m): 10:40am On Jul 27, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju][color=#0000]Biitch you are interested in the guy and if care isnt taken, you have sent him explicit pictures of you as well. You said you were only polite to him because of your Aunty and then turn around to call that same Aunty a biitch. YOU my dear are a harlot! A cheap, low-life, skanky, trashy, suck-a-diick-for-a-dollar prostituting LovePeddler. Biitch you know AIDS is real. Keep fhucking other women's men and soon, you would get a beatdown so bad you will not know what hit you!!


P.S: Amaka!! Yes! I know your name & surname biitch!! I took the liberty of looking you up on Twitter and you are one fat ugly piece of shiit. No wonder you cant land a man. Next time you wanna annonymously talk shit about anyone especially your family and close ones online, make sure you are truely annonymous... You were so dumb you had your picture, first name and last name on your profile and associated it with your Nairaland profile. And you said you were educated... I laugh!!
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[/quote]O boy I checked her out too...chic is outright fat and annoyinly unattractive..trying to upload her pics..will do that in a bit..educated morafuckher indeed.
RomanceRe: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by deshclones(m): 10:37am On Jul 27, 2012
dollyptosh: ID whr are u? Feeling ur post
The fat girl dey sleep..she worked night shift nah..let her get some rest..beer parlour work aint easy man.
EducationRe: Okorocha Abandons IMSU Relocation To His LGA by deshclones(m): 10:26am On Jul 27, 2012
paj4love: most of you are not even residence of owerri or in any
part of imo state,,,,,,,,,,,,,please we are sick and tired of his promises,inexperienced of running government ,some body ones say '' i gave you a thief and you choose an armrobber''...........he is eating our resources alone,enriching him self by award contracts to his companies without due process ,at least advertising this projects for people to see probably bid for it,all you hear is work is going on without knowing how mudh your government is spending on such project ,come to owerri you see names of companies you never heard before undertaking road consTruction work with hired old tippers,caterpillers,,,infact he will not go far with this system of executive recklessness,,,,efcc is watching,,,,,,,,,, because free education ,free health ,free kerosine,payment of #100 to primary and secondary school pupils is not the solution to our problems
[quote author=Okija_juju]This seems to be the general consensus from Imo state inhabitants who dont have their mouths on Rochas' diick..[/quo

Nwanne use your uburu..the guy you quoted is a bitter guy..he is complaining because they didnot give him contract..read the bolded and you will decipher the reason for his anger...atleast he confirmed that contractors are working....use your uburu you efulelfu
RomanceRe: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by deshclones(m): 10:18am On Jul 27, 2012
Amya: And for calling my Aunt a b.tch, I have reason to believe that shƺ sees other men when he's not around. I never told him or anybody. Plus the kind of friends shƺ hangs out with are of questionable character. Portharcourt girls! shƺ didn't go to school. . . . Don't have a job, just hang around the net all day looking for men? Her best friend has been married to 4 white men in the space of two years!

I'm well educated and I work. How much lousy change can the stupid Akata drop sef. Both of them should carry their wahala and go sef. I ain't telling nobody!
You sound proud and worthless....calling your aunty names just cos of a man...what values do you have??

@idowo..see the chic you are defending...you insulted a whole DESH....cos of this lowlife tramp...nsogbu adighi...
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati Sidelined As Presidency Hires Doyin Okupe As SSA On Public Affairs by deshclones(m): 7:49am On Jul 27, 2012
Somebody should please help musiwa....he needs help fast...dude is losing sanity on an hourly basis. cry cry cry cry
RomanceRe: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by deshclones(m): 6:07pm On Jul 26, 2012
Idowuogbo: It's no surprise u well known as a person.

Relish on my shyte! Foooooooool
stick to your Yoruba language..english language does not favor you grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: What If John Attah Mills Suddenly Wakes Up, Will He Regain His Mandate? by deshclones(m): 5:58pm On Jul 26, 2012
floridam: I think he may find it difficult ooo. Muamba will also claim he's been sworn in as president too.
What do u feel?
All these sick boys...so john kuffor is dead...and atta mills is alive abi...smh for your unfortunate folks cry cry cry

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