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Pabodan:
Bobo Fhemmy yi sha...

herzern1:

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Yesterday, I was on Youtube for practically 6 hours and I saw a lot of amazing vlogs/ videos that I thought it would be impossible for me not to share!

Now I am beginning to think, Youtube videos will just be nice for my brand going into 2017. What do you think?

Remember I shared Adina Rivers’ ‘Art of French Kissing’ yesterday. She made me fall overly in love with french kissing again!

If you have not seen the vid, then you need to check it out here:

http://deedeesblog.com/2016/11/30/turn-french-kiss-soul-kiss/

Now, I would love to share this amazing video by Harjit and Jaz of YoutwoTV who shares amazing Relationship related YouTube video content online.

This particular video talked about stupid and weird things lovers do in their relationships, and truly I can relate.

Jeez! These guys were spot on as to displaying exactly unusual things we all get to do with our boyfriends and girlfriends.

Things that we would have not been able to deal with at first then becomes what we begin to handle because we love our partners.

Interesting!

I know you are itching to see the video, but wait! Let me set the ball rolling by sharing the crazy 5 weird things I do or ask her to do ( Don't smile, okay? Just read!!)

1. Most times, I beg my girlfriend to help me use the nailcutter on my finger and toe nails. This is not bad, is it?

2. I usually fart when both of us are in the sitting room or sleeping on the same bed. Hehehe! I enjoy that part a lot

3. I have this love for smacking her bombom whenever we are alone. The sound drives me crazy. LMAO!

4. That part where I tickle her toes! Oh Lord, that is usually the most enjoyable part. Most girls get tickled by this obviously. Trust Me. LOL!

You know the craziest part?

5. When I tell my girlfriend to help smell my armpit, does it smell? Don’t scream Ewww!!!…. I always use the deodorant, roll-on, perspirant ( what do you call it again?)

Over to you, watch this video and see exactly what I’m talking about. Hehe!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCqdhjsHalc

Look at you, you want to leave after watching this video without leaving your thoughts and comments bah?

Oya share your own jare! Weirdo!

lefulefu:
dat guy is not ur friend.wat of if he had strangled d ashi to death for ur room.na for kirikiri u for don dey cool ur heels.avoid those irresponsible fuk friends at all cost.

LOL!

I know I naturally like to kiss, YES! You heard Deedee right.

I am a badass kisser like that, or so I think!

But then, while sourcing through some content online, I came across this amazing french kiss video on Youtube by Vlog Love and Sex Doctor, Adina Rivers on the art of french kissing.


This was my excerpt from Adina on the art of French Kissing:

Kissing is awesome and I believe that people should kiss more…..

French kissing has some really dope magical secrets because, it can connect two lovers on a super super deep; emotionally, physically and even spiritually.

It’s kind of like making love with your lips and your tongue, and when your tongue mingles with that of your lover then you are actually exchanging tons of information.

I think the statement above is true, kissing actually connects two people. I have actually felt it before Have you too?

Adina did not stop there, she went further to say that….

It is possible to decide whether or not one intends to go into a relationship with some guy/ girl he/she french kissed.

Hmmmn…..I ask the Nigerian ladies. Do you really french kiss guys you have not started dating? This wan go hard oh!!! LOL!

To the one that really got to me.

French kiss can increase our sex drive. I would give that a yaaay! sure, it does!

She ended by saying that we should give kissing more love in this world because if people **kiss** each other ( she did not mention French kiss this time) there would be more love on this planet.

I kinda think this is true! But when I remember what Judas Iscariot did to Jesus Christ? Hmmn!

Please make sure you follow Adina on Youtube as I will be sharing some of her videos as well on the blog. She just sparked all the sexual fantasies in me with this amazing video!

By the time you are done watching this video, you would go out there, make your next french kiss a true art and connect your tongue with your heart to make kissing truly special between you and Le boo!

http://deedeesblog.com/2016/11/30/turn-french-kiss-soul-kiss/

ednut1:
wetin make lalatiscal do na sue them?

Na him be the police whey I know nah!

Even Tori.ng stole the story and put it on their blog.

God!

As much as I respect Yabaleftonline.

This is a new low... On their part.

You practically took a story and not even give credits on reference.

Terrible!!!


Lalasticlala, please take note!

lustychima:
may gat some business ish to discuss with u

How do I get in touch with u? Pm, whatsapp or?

WhatsApp will do fine Sir.

Thanks

steppin:
Lies from useless bloggers. They keep making up stories that are hard to believe.

This was 100% percent true Sir/ Ma'am.

Not all bloggers are useless!!

God!

sashishalom:
He clearly wanted you to pay..
Those kind of friends should be kept at arms lenght...

Lucky you...

I am telling you!

Thanks jahre!

blaqorbit:
Lol. If say that girl burst your head ehh. If you see that friend of yours I sure say you go shoot am. Not photo shooting oo

This is a motivation for my blog.

Most of the friends I told about my blog has been discouraging me, when I tell them I want to go into fulltime photo-blogging!

They will say I pity you! your niche is too competitive, you will suffer, don't try it.

Even my parents are scared LOL! I am not bothered anyway! Online is still the new crude when one gets it right!

Thank you Jarus for sharing this inspiring story. I hope to meet you someday too!

blaqorbit:
No dey let *ffvck boys * come your house. Key word - ffvck boys

He is my friend nah or so I thought.

cc: lalasticlala

Elchappo:
U re lucky he left his phone, else ur name nah Payee...

Baba! No be small thing!

It was 4:30 am last Saturday and I was still battling from the stress of the week, slept like someone who trekked from V.I to Aguda Surulere all through Monday to Friday.



I was still enjoying my dream of an imaginary girlfriend preparing a seemingly spicy ‘Ogbono’ soup for me when a loud knock on my door jolted me out of the beautiful dream.

Who? I asked still rubbing the sleep out of my eyes and struggling with visibility in the darkness.

Femi, Na me! I recognised the voice immediately; Frank’s.

I yawned as I sauntered to open the front door. There he was, laughing heartily in the darkness.

You dey fear? Na me nah! He said jokingly.

I just looked at him again, not seeing clearly obviously, still battling the sleep and grogginess.

Beside him was a thick girl, I did not bother to check out who she was as I only wanted to open the door and get back to sleep!

What was going through my head was, Where is Frank coming from with his girlfriend early in the morning. My thoughts quickly filtered off when I found the answer to my question by myself!

They may have probably gone clubbing at Adeniran Ogunsanya and they could not make it home.

The other room was free, so I allowed them in, to sleep till the morning when they leave, I went back to my room hoping to continue my dream.

I woke again at 9 am to find Frank in the bathroom, having his bath!

He greeted me and I replied, and I went back to TV to keep up with the latest on Sports Blitz.

15 minutes later, Frank all dressed up, told me he wanted to buy stuffs down the street that he would soon be back!

Oh! Boy, make I quickly arrange something down the road, I go quick come back now!

I responded by saying I have a bridal shower shoot by 12pm, and he should return on time so that I can lock the house and leave for the job.

He said No wahala!

1 hour turned to 2 hours, I waited for Frank to return from where he went. Called his line only to find it switched off.

I was already running late, and I needed to be out of the house, Frank’s number was not going through as well.

I thought and thought, and guess what I did!!!!

I knocked on the door of the room and the babe told me to enter. Hmmmn… See No evil- Hear no evil.

I entered the room quietly and the first thing that hit me was the strange face of the girl lying on the bed. She was very hairy and had all sorts of tattoo on her right arm.

Hello Madam,

Can you see how you can call Frank? I need to be out of this house in 20 minutes and I need him here. Do you know his house? Can you get there?

I spoke in a hurry!

I don’t know his house oh! She responded and she continued:

His phone is even here, charging. He hasn’t even paid me my money!

I was bemused! Frank’s phone was obviously in the room switched off

What money? T-fare? I replied

T-fare?, Money for job done nah. He sha slept with me all through the night and him come commot this morning without dropping my bar for me.

She said staring at me!

Oh Gosh, Warrisdis! I screamed to myself.

See en? I told her.

This is not his house or did he tell you he was living here? Biko, I need to be out of this house in 15 minutes! Can you try to find him or something?

Bros! I am not leaving here oh! He needs to get back on time to pay me! She was already raising her voice!

Oh Lord, I am in trouble, I said to myself!

Biko, sha get dressed first, I need to be out of this house, like right now!

I told her again!

She now responded authoritatively.

Oga Calm down, I dey come!

She stood from the bed, walked past me naked into the bathroom to have her bath, while I waited.

After she was done bathing, she walked past me in the sitting room with water drooping from her naked body.

I asked myself:

What is this babe trying to do? Seduce me? A prostitute? LOL! I was perplexed and angry at the same time. She is just being a prostitute. She needs to be out of here!

10 minutes later, she was all dressed up and thankfully ready to leave!

On her right hand was Frank’s phone, and she told me

Oga, I am leaving!

I asked her, is this not Frank’s phone?

She said Yes! I am taking it with me, tell him to find me where he **picked** me from yesterday.

Picked?

I did not kuku argue!

Don’t worry, he will meet you where he picked you!

……………….That was how I scaled through oh! Imagine if she had raised her voice at me, told me I was the one who slept with her! I would not have been able to deal with it: The embarrassment, insults, arguments!

Men, I heaved a sigh of relief when I finally left the house for my shoot!

As for Frank, I told him I never wanted to see him again, if I do?! Someone will get injured. I was that mad!

If you were the person in that situation. What would you have done? Have you encountered such situations before? How did you deal?

It is important that you share this post with your friends. Let us all be careful of friends and their antics!

http://deedeesblog.com/2016/11/28/see-crazy-thing-happened-friend-brought-prostitute-house/

gateleo:
Ok

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[quote author=gateleo post=51336732][/quote]I'm in Ibadan to leave for Lag tomorrow, Can you do 150??

Cash!!!

dayowunmi:
206k on black Friday sale? If e no Kon be black Friday shey na 1 million you for sell am abi 500k? I guess the discounts doesn't cover all their products and this laptop is perhaps among the products the discount is not covering.

Funny though!?

WHy slash 7% on that amount??

Lalasticlala, come and see laptop oh!

Black Friday indeed!

NA WA OH!

Is this one a black Friday or a Dupe Friday.

Abeg Computer people how much is this HP Core i3 sold at market price.

Choi!!

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]So I heard fat guys come along with a tiny ******(some texts missing )[/color]

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nams77:
Don't even know a thing abt it but I no trust all this jumia and konga guys. Can't buy anything from them

LOL

I don't understand this 'Black Friday' thingy that our Nigerian e-tailers do!

I mean what is 'Black in the Friday' when the prices still remains the same, plus or minus.

You claim to slash down prices yet the amount you slash it down to is still the same open market price. LOL!!

This is not the same as foreign online e-tailers....honestly!

If not for the high dollar exchange, I am sure a lot of us would have relied more on the likes of Ebay, Amazon, Alibaba, B&H to mention a few!

I have been on the Jumia website for the past two days and the prices slashed are still the same as when you bought on the open market!

This Jumia sef******.....Let's hope Konga will be better!

Hian!!

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Peeps, what are your observations abeg!

From my end here though, There is nothing black about all this their days of Friday so far...mbok!

ednut1:
small peepee na y gals dey run

Hahahahahahaha..................................

Fabulocity:
I can date a fat guy.... although I don't think I've ever been attracted to one.
Anyhoo, they really cute, the chubby ones though not the obese ones.

What is the difference between Chubby and Obese?

I don’t know why some people take offence when they are being referred to as Fat.

It only means you have some little extra flesh… LOL! It is the same thing when people say “slim”, which means you need some extra flesh.

Don’t take offence when anyone mentions,

‘You are on the fleshy side’
‘Why are you fat sef’

You only need to thank God.

Anyways, I was sharing my concern about dating a fat guy with my friends sometimes back and I got the following information from those that had a fling or two:

Fat guys are most times cute, generous and are gentlemen.

You don’t need to get scared when you need a shoulder to cry on or someone to sweep you off your feet, these are incentives you get for dating them.

They have that big broad shoulders with enough space to accommodate you and enough body that can easily lift you off your feet, unlike our super slim brothers who might actually break under that pressure and the only thing you get to rest your head on is their bony collar bones.

Need I remind you, how uncomfortable that could be.

Some even said that the fun of dating a fat guy is that the CHASE period is always exciting.

They treat you like a queen, that you truly are.

I asked Why?

‘because they just don’t go after any lady unlike our six pack guys that are actually figuring which one of the ladies should he accept her proposal. They take their time to figure out the one they truly want and afterwards purge themselves totally into it.

They make every step fun.

Okay, Kontinu!!

From what i have been able to piece together, dating a fat guy can be pretty amazing with loads of advantages, but then there are certain things about them which have been lurking somewhere in my mind.

I have seen some guys I liked and would have loved something amazing to spark off between us but I can’t just get pass the fact that;

HE IS FAT

I’m always scared of dating them. I would tell you why, just stick with me.

I can only get to admire them from afar or make them my friends but nothing serious would spark off because dating a fat guy scares me. Bottom line is I am a size 8 lady and seeing myself with a fat somebody give me the creeps. LOL!

1. Sex:

Okay, my number 1 fear is sex. Don’t blame me, it is part of the important things in relationships and marriage.

I’m always scared I would suffocate under a fat guy, don’t blame me, you only need to take one good look at me and agree with me.

I want to enjoy my marriage and great sex is part of the enjoyment and I’m not sure I can survive with a fat guy.

I have seen a lot of ladies talk about the various sex styles and handling a fat husband and all sorts, but I have not seen a Nigerian true life story being shared on how easy this aspect was managed and this is the scary part!

Has anyone been able to handle a fat husband? Please share!

2. Romance.

That kind of physical romantic play you just want to have with your guy, but you can’t even afford to lift one of his hands or legs.

Biko how do I play hide and seek then? or the romantic ‘throw pillows of this world’?

Playing becomes work, extra efforts, extra stress.

3. I’m slim but I love to sleep and take 3/4 space of the bed

I’m looking forward to marrying a guy who would be content to occupy the remaining 1/4 of the bed space without even noticing, but tell me how would a fat guy get to sleep on the 1/4?

I’m sure the case would be reversed and I would be the one sleeping on the 1/4 space while he is lavishly enjoying my 3/4 space of the bed and snoring away.

I can’t deal abeg.

4. Fat guys hardly eat real food, they like junks.

Don’t be deceived when you see fat people, they hardly eat but they love junks, snacks and sweet things.

I’m not sure I want to get fat too and if I’m not careful, my partner can rub it off on me, so I would just rather stay clear of that.

I’m also scared my partner may make my cooking habit lazy.

No, not lazy because my cooking habit is lazy already but maybe make it almost non-existent. Then don’t be surprised if we give birth,we won’t even have a single decent pot to cook in the house. And I love food!

Fat guys are amazing people,I have admired so many from afar but whenever I remember my first and last reasons, I shrink from every form of attractions.

Have you enjoyed dating a fat guy? Please share with me, I am looking at the prospect though…..But ‘Fear still dey catch me’

http://deedeesblog.com/2016/11/13/perks-dating-fat-guy/

Hi Wale Hydef, Victorious Vic and Co

Feels good to be back in the room again!

I can see loads of awesome pictures already and I am in love with it.

Wale and his pictures though! When I grow up, I will like to be like you oh!!

I went on a third documentary trip to the Island of Badagry; a project I am trying to edit at the moment, and as soon as I am done, I would share on the blog and Nairaland. I hope you guys do check it out!

Meanwhile, I am planning my fourth documentary photography trip soon.

You guys can check out My Lifelens Page Here - http://deedeesblog.com/category/life-lens/

I would like two guys from this room to join me on the trip! You can hit me up in PM if you would love to be a part of this journey.

It is going to be an amazing one by the way, and we intend to use PHOTOGRAPHY as a tool/ voice for respite for the slum dwellers.

For now, let me work on my projects and keep getting inspired by the amazing pictures in here!! I am still learning though and I will to continue to learn..Hehe

GoodJob Fam....One Love

Ty207:
This Laptop come with Original Asus bag.
s.a for lucky buyer

Hi Bro,

I could not reach the location as my phone went off.

Is there a way we can still see??

AreaFada2:
Quite touching how so little means so much to these kids. Who probably hardly get anything for free usually.

We in Africa are only just beginning to realise the power & impact of charity. It does not take much to make impact if we all try to joins hands.

The psychological impact is massive. To know that there are people out there, who do not know you from anywhere but still ready to assist & encourage.

Too often we intend to give but soon forget to actualise it. I'm guilty of that too.

You could partner with us sir. We will give you that jolt of remembrance all the time.

Jamaticulus:
I would love to volunteer in things like this....even if its for a day. Welldone op

Meanwhile...My Birthday is NoV 3RD. Nairalanders, shower me with love (likes) ooh

Hi Bro, please hit me up in PM. I've got another trip coming up!.

davide470:
Keep up the good work, dertula.

We would work something out soonest.

Baddest MOD. How are you Sir?

Been like forever!!!

Pring Priing, My phone rang…

It was Deola, My friend from our University days. I helped her go through her break up phase when she ended her relationship with her boyfriend of 5 years!

Dee…Howdy, Friday going well?

I replied ‘Yes Love it is, How are you today? Hanging out this Friday?

She said

‘Dee No Joor, I will be home, having fun on my bed!

To the matter Dee, there is this guy I just started seeing. He works very close to my office and we hang out once in a while. I feel happy around him and always want to spend time with him.

Oflate, he started passing subtle messages, and I get his drift. He probably wants me to be his girlfriend!

Last week, he asked me out on a date, and I have never felt so happier, It’s been 2 years since I broke up with Tunde and I feel more alive than before!

DO you have tips for me? I think I am really ready to date or fall in love again!…’

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Okay, now I just got your attention! But please wait a minute, bring on your friends in here. This post is for all of us.

We have experiences of bad relationships which consequently led to break up!

Some differences can range from sexual incompatibility to emotional instability, to serial cases of cheating, and physical/emotional abuse.

To most of you that are still smarting from relationship loss, the reasons for your breakup are up to you. I don’t know it all.

I have noticed most times (from my personal experience and that of my friends) that after a break ‘one which ended terribly’, either or both parties are left unhappy and really depressed. At these moments the last thing on our minds is to fall in love again.

I remember when I broke up with my girlfriend back in 2013. The next thing on my mind was to start dating like almost immediately.

You know why?

I felt that it would be better to date to cope with the loneliness and ‘ting’ of depression.

For some people though, it isn’t like that. They usually say to themselves:

‘Never! I will not fall in love again”
“Guys are wicked’
‘Girls are so callous’
‘I so loathe Love’

I understand the emotions, don’t we all go through that?

For some people though, it doesn’t work that way, they may have that insecurity to get involved with another again and in this case my friend Deola comes in!

But then, apart from the insecurities, loneliness, depression associated with breaking up, we will always move on, that’s how wonderful we are created and if that is the case, I don’t think you do need someone’s advice or support to have fun and date again.

I am sure you may want to be careful with getting into your next relationship just as my friend Deola highlighted.

I decided to advise her on 5 important things to establish whether she is ready for another relationship or not.

1. The first important part is that moment when you stop crying, or angry

Normally, you feel bitter, unhappy and ultimately depressed after a bad breakup. You also feel really stifled and choked, trying hard to get a hold of yourself.

It’s never easy getting used to not having someone around.

Yes, I’ve been there too! But you would have picked up something to spend more of your time on; hanging out with friends, doing some yoga classes, picking up a hobby and laying your hands on anything that could chalk up your free time.

You put your energy into what you have chosen and then gradually, the feeling ebbs slowly to a point where you neither miss nor think about your Ex anymore. This part is very important as it allows you become more sociable and experience real friendship with people, and also enjoy your environment alone.

There is a new lease to life that you will enjoy on your own, which will aid your adjustment to life after your former relationship.

2. You become interested in other people

See what I mean:

Last week, he asked me out on a date, and I have never felt so happier, It’s been 2 years since I broke up with Tunde and I feel more alive than before!

Now that’s interest. The moment you feel it, then it makes more sense to confirm that you are beginning to let go of the whims your previous relationship had on you.

Imagine when she was in love with Tunde, liking another person was practically impossible, and it is even possible that she may not have developed any iota of feelings after the breakup infact.

Here is the icebreaker – the moment you begin to show interest in other people, then you are gradually getting into your lovable best! Cool Stuff!

3. You begin to lose touch with thoughts of your Ex

I realized after I broke up that I thought about my Ex like every other day.

It was so suffocating that I wanted to cry. But guess what! I tried number 1 and gradually number 2 set in and I began to forget about what she looked like.

Mind you, I still had her on my social media handles and all, and those times, I miss the memories of time spent but after a while, I began to have fun and enjoy life as it is.

The thoughts of her simmered off and then I enjoyed a new lease to life!

The moment you spend a full day, week, month and you never thought of him/her a single time, then you are so ready to date again!

4. You stop stalking

Remember those times that we break up and then we always try to check up on our partners on social media. What are they up to? Whether they have moved on? Who is the new person in their lives? You can’t just seem to go on social media without trying to check on them or stalk.

That moment when you start feeling indifferent and unbothered about whether he/she is online or not, then you are getting ready to date again!

5. Finally! You need to feel it

What do I mean?

Emotional availability.

It is easy to deal with all the mentions above, but then you need to check yourself as well. What is the strength of your emotional availability?

How long have you spent asking yourself when you will be ready?

It is one thing to scream I am fully ready but deep down you know you ain’t physically and psychologically ready.

Have you spent reasonable time to examine yourself and see if you are emotionally ready?

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So I finally told Deola:

Take a deep breath and have fun at the date!

If you are not ready to really start another relationship, then just keep calm and live the moment with Tunde.

Remember that not today does not mean ‘Never Again’. Give yourself a chance once more!

I hope this post ministers to someone today!

Yours In Love

DeeDee

http://deedeesblog.com/2016/11/04/5-signs-shows-ready-date/