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DivineU:
Have you gotten any alert yet? What can really be delaying this alert after 2 months? I know i gave a right acct number and also monitored when they wrote it down.

For me, the complain they gave was that the first bank acct i provided cant receive the vol of amount. So i had to provide another bank details which i am still waiting for them to pay into.

If u still hvnt be paid, u need to call them to complain.

phyllosilicate:
He said only in the "North". That's been sentimental and not an analysis. The first HOD of my department in a reputable school in the south, was an HOD when he only had an Msc.
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He should have done his analysis without mocking a people.

What is the name of that your school and which department, so that i know how to choose school to avoid such.

Blakjewelry:
Some might be wishing their daughter got kidnapped too

because of 100,000 naira.

While the argument for or against the principle of Federal Character is keeping the thread busy, my prayer is that whatsoever method is used; I will meet the requirements and I will be there.

If you are with me on this click like.

I have been sending emails, to which the reply were "we will let our finance team know about it".

I have to place a call instead of email, its surprising the reply i got but thank God i called.

DeeBlacque:
Come to think of it, why (as an organization), will I reimburse those I know will make it to my payroll? Come on guys, for those of us who haven't received any refund, we're dancing our way to Bonny already, cos our employment letters have been written with permanent markers. Does someone get the code here?
For those who have already been paid, ................*dodges bottle*... I mean................. *dodges slippers*... but wait...............*dodges blow*...............*runs away********

Thanks for your best wishes and i wish you same so strongly too. Please place a call to them to complain if you still have not been paid.

sp500:
eeyah, soorry. I complained some time ago but I've been paid so I don keep quiet. try sending a mail to them with the date of your interview. it may help

Thanks bro for you solidarity friend. I have gotten to them and i believe they are on it and i will get paid soon.

SOMETIMES, Patient isn't a Virtue

Toks2008:
Before i go ahead to list these places,i must state emphatically that women are women. I know plenty of people in great relationships that have met in places like pubs and dance clubs. same goes for super markets and sidewalks. there are skanky bitches every where and there are awesome chicks everywhere so the list does not apply 100%.

Nevertheless,in my opinion,i have meticulously sieved out great places where men can have a real good chance of meeting ladies who will most likely make good house wives and mothers and while some may sound realistic to you,some may sound odd and outright funny but i will try my best to give a concise and brief reason why i chose these places so lets take a ride.


1.The food market: You will likely see ladies who are well groomed in kitchen affairs in the food market especially in the section where great experience is needed in deciphering good food items from bad ones and of-course a lady who understands how to stock the kitchen will have a good idea of how to make good meals and the way to a man's heart stil remains through his stomach.

2.Catering Schools: Trust me,most ladies in catering schools are definitely interested in learning the kitchen tricks and i can't stress it enough that a lady who knows how to cook very well will definitely make her husband happy.

3.The mid-week religious gathering: Yes you will be wondering why i chose the mid-week. The truth is that any lady can go to church on Sundays or to jumait service on Fridays but it takes a lady who is really close to GOD or have the love for GOD to go to religious gathering during the week when she can as well be at home watching telemudo and a lady who loves GOD will surely love her family.

4.Marriage classes : Make no mistake about this,a single lady attending marriage classes is definitely interested in making her future marriage secured and when you find any single and searching lady in this meeting please go for her and you will most likely never regret it.

5.BRT BUS TERMINAL: I know this will come as a surprise to many people but it may interest you that waiting to get into a BRT bus most times requires lots of patience and a lady who can be patient enough to wait in line for a BRT bus to show up will most likely be patient with her hubby through trying times lol!

6.Mama put joint:Yes very very funny but think about it.Many ladies prefer the effizy of going to big time fast food joints just to form butty and would rather prefer to eat pizza in these restaurants whereas the worms in their belly are yearning for good amala with gbegiri and ewedu soup with choice meat or any decent meal.So if you see a lady in mama put restaurant innocently swallowing her amala please pay attention to her because she is likely to be a down to heart zero-effizy and humble lady which are good qualities of a wife material.

7.Nairaland food,family and religion section: This is very realistic because the internet is one place where you can be yourself and on nairaland forum we have various sections you can visit uninhibited so if you see any single lady viewing the family,religion or food section asides front page topics then she is truly religious,family oriented and naturally inclined to food matters so tell me if such a lady will not make a great wife?

8.Her work place: Definitely ladies who have groomed themselves to be financially independent and busy doing one thing or the other rather than jumping from one place to another with different guys are likely suitable as wife materials.

I guess i have tried and you are free to add yours.

My friend just say anywhere, after mentioning those places where else is left again before to find wife.

This way, those who couldn't summit their application to that their email address can now apply.

TheSauce:
Haaaa

Fredoh:
Thanks sharpest guy! Haha

Why did you go and quote someone from the very first page of the thread.

Confusion.

DivineU:
Yet to get the transport allowance. Are there some people in my shoes ? One Love.

Omo no be only u o. I even did my AC the second day of the whole excercise in abuja. they said the first acct no i gave them had problem and i should bring another one.

But have not received any alert since i gave them another acct number.

But no problem sha, they go pay. Na the job be the main thing. Who dey pursue cow nor dey take leg trap cockcroach.

missyuppy:
After all said and done.May God help us all...

Amen friend, Amen.

tk4rd:
Guy, e be like say you are an insider.. You know a lot about the company.

It doesnt take an insider to know that. It is on their website for those that border to research their site.

She look like yoluba woman.

martinoonline:
Hello bro, tried sending u a pm but didn't get a response. Pls I need u to clear me on some things abt NAE. I'll be glad if u can help.

Gotten quite some PM already which i have responded to already.

But if you are not one of them, you can asked it here and i will respond as best as i can.

Pronmix:
Here's the link for Australia, those guys there are really helpful, www.nairaland.com/2338380/general-australian-visa-enquiries-part

Thanks brother.

dustydee:
check out this thread for migration to Canada:
https://www.nairaland.com/1279130/canadian-federal-skilled-worker-program-timelines/300
You may start by writing IELTS and also evaluating your certificate (once you finish you masters).

Thanks bro.

Hello friends,

Thinking of relocating to either Canada or Australia after my MSc graduation here in UK this september.

Yes i know nothing is sure; I just need people in the know to kindly advice me on what are the possible opportunities available in these countries and what visa type is better in either country.

Just to help; I have 2.1 in Mechanical Engineering from Nigeria Uni; MSc in Subsea Engineering from UK Uni.

Have had about two (2) years working experience with a oil and gas contractor company in Nigeria before coming for my MSc in UK.

Your advice is appreciated, Thanks.

xfire, justwise, spikesC

coolio2014:
Actually I have said more than enough. Those that know what people in Shell, ExonMobil, Chevron and Total earn in that order, will more than understand. You should have humbly and simply asked for clarification instead of being cynical.

My brother if you want to give info, give; if you dont want to give, then forget. Stop the name calling and the way you wrote that your former post was like you were coding the message (from your own future colleagues in no more than six months ).

Makes me remember one of my classmate (abeg, not you o), that will always like his own classmate to be lobbying before he let out info. Me and na neva agree one day.

Abeg, nor be like that o since we will be colleagues soon.

Caveat: I wrote in Pidgin so that you will understand the tone of my msg, na joking tone o.

Nicer:
Amusing to see the number of people who claim to have 'insider' information here. All wrong by the way. wish you guys that have participated in the AC the best of luck. it's all down to you, not down to any referral, not down to any senatorial district (ridiculous!). just pray....

The most trustworthy source on this thread so far; thanks for stopping by to break words with us. Very reassuring and calming to the uneasiness that was gradually developing.

To wait patiently isnt an easy feat; the favoured ones shall smile at last though.

If i'm not asking for too much, we will appreciate if you come around like this quite often to dispel the lies from those who claim to have "inside sauce", and probably massage us with some nerves relaxing and insensitive info like this.

ladyF:
wow and I'm complaining when we were about 3 females on my own floor.

But we shouldn't say this recruitment has been strictly on merit. Someone who scored higher than me in the SHL from another state of origin that didn't make it to the AC may exist. All I'm saying is since they are already awarding based on state of origin, they can as well extend it to gender... Even GEJ used that as part of his achievements during his campaign.

Assumptions is the mother of all f*ck-up.


Happy Sunday Friends. Our appointment is getting closer with each passing day.

Kelklein:
At the interview to fill the vacancy of a Field Engineer in a multinational oil company, two competent and qualified Engineers were shortlisted and the company was to decide on who to retain and who to show the red card.

They asked them If they could drive and they both answered in the affirmative even though only one of them could drive. The Head of the Human Resources spearheading the interview cum pruning session then handed his car keys to them to prove their driving skills within the premises.

The over-confident applicant collected the car key, opened the car, switched on the ignition, lighted it up, sped off, swirled, swerved and made some stunts on wheels before parking the car on the same spot to the seeming rousing applause and mischievously knowing smile of the interviewers.

The other applicant who could not drive collected the key all the same, opened the car, opened the bonnet, checked the engine oil level, the brake fluid level, the gear oil level and the water in the radiator level. As he closed the bonnet, the chief interviewer walked towards him and said: "Don't bother driving, you've just been hired!"

Precaution is more powerful than expertise!
The race is not for the swiftest, but to the wise!
Don't be brash and over-confident. Learn the ropes and never back off from giving your best even If you don't possess what it takes.

That someone is doing it fast doesn't mean he is doing it right! Direction is more important than speed! Exercise caution and take precaution in the journey of life- that's how to be recruited into the employment of success...


my2kobo

Thanks friend for sharing. You just encouraged me.

God bless you.

Such height of Patriotism.

If a man like this get the right motivation (from a system that works), Boko Haram would have been a thing of the past and Nigeria Army would been the best in Africa.

But, my brother; use brain do the patriotism because the ogas at the top are not helping matter. So nor be man pikin go die put o.

Good luck to you.

OluwaChinenyenwa:
Good evening NLanders!! Justwise, worry357, spikesc and other lovely U.K diasporans


I have a cousin who also happens to be a Nairalander, i am bringing this here for her to get other opinions and stop disturbing me
She'd soon be making her U.K student Visa application and then this news of foreign students leaving the country after studies dropped, she has been on the phone with me all evening crying cause she said she really wanted to stay back and work. i already told her to worry less cause by the time she has completed her four years in the U.K something else must have come up, i know i am very bad at motivating someone, LOL. She really can't go to any other country now cause
1)She has family in U.K and this might help settle her in fully well..

2)She already paid half of the tuition fees, everything for her Visa application is ready.


I just need you guys to say something positive to her, let her see the light at the end of that tunnel. I know some peeps are also in her shoes, so i guess whatever you guys tell her will also calm some spirits down..

Thanks

My brother the best motivation is to say the truth as it is.

Things are getting bad and to deceive somebody to something that might get even worst is worth re-considering.

With the way things are going, we dont expect the immigration situation of foreign student to improve tremendously in four years.

She is better of requesting for a refund from her school and going somewhere else (where ever that is except UK - though i prefer Canada).

Many self sponsor students in my school wished each day, they had chosen other more friendly destinations.

As for settling because her family is in UK, I think this is the aspect you can concentrate on motivating her that she can survive else if others have been surviving (besides she has her money and isnt going there to survive by hustling - i guess).

My one cent. Prevention is better than Cure.

naastyme:
Lol... Discussing money and keeping our hopes high might result to a more intense heartbreak, but lets live now and die then like men! There was life beforé NLNG, there will be one after it...

Nobody is dieing bro, at least not me.

I believe with the end of AC in Lagos last week, PH will starts tomoro and will continue for two weeks.

jnrbanks:
smh...dey could av jst banned foreign students frm coming over dan dis poppycock in d name of 'plan to control immigration'...

in order words... PART TIME JOB IS NOW ILLEGAL IN UK FOR FOREIGN STUDENTS..ow selfish and proud can dis pipu be...rubbish

Not yet.

It WILL be only when the proposal becomes law.

airsaylongcon:
Let us pray..."O heavenly father..."

"....Our Creator and Our God..."

Collintos:
Ohhh thanks @ Dfavoredone. Will extend your salutes if I remember. However see below my answers to your too many questions (Jokes)

My Friend reps "A"

1) This week

2) "A" have no idea of how many that are resuming

3) "A" was given a timeline to resume. i.e within 3 months which is subject to "A"s convenient & "choicest" date to resume within this timeline. You know what is expected .....Grab the opportunity instanta... ....or you have any alternative advice for "A" ? Hahahahahaha.

Hope I helped to answer your questions.

All the best man. May it be unto you according to your name "Dfavoredone" in this race.

You answered everything! when i was thinking the questions was too much for a bro. i should have added more na..

Anyway, twale for u for the info to the house.

May u walk and neva fall. And may ur son neva resemble ur tenant.

Thanks so much for ur wish for me. To which i say a big AMEN.

Collintos:
Wow ...This is good news.. . .A friend caged this experienced hire position for a dept., resuming....Thank God oo..hmm these guys are doing a good job with thorough professionalism. Batch tinz

NLNG is real...

Keep the hope high guys and those that are yet to do , put in your best. Success.

Wow, great news indeed. My salutation to your friend.

I tap into the grace.

May while, when was he/she called?

When is he/she resuming?

Does he/she have an idea of how many of them that are resuming?

Just hoped i hv not asked to many questions. But just answer the one you can.

naastyme:
Yeah. I travelled from the UK and have been reimbursed. I know a couple of others who have too.

Pls, When did you do your AC ?

hsim247:
I mentioned it during my interview. My panelist wan laugh die!

You mentioned what to the panel?

Trailblazer1:
Buhari is not only winning the war, he has won it already

We voted a military General as president in a time of war, what else is expected of him

Click like if you support buhari to lead the war from the frontline

Why are u this wicked and insensitive? Can u see what is happening to human beings like you and i.

They have dreams and aspirations just like u and i, and they are been killed and marred on a daily basis and u re here chanting an imaginary victory for .....

God help and fight for us.