₦airaland Forum

Jasen1:
Them de craze

Shey them be my teacher

Olorunnim:
That's a black mamba very dangerous.

Eroms4life17:
Firstly small snakes are deadlier than bigger ones because attack and retreat is relatively easy. Imagine that it spat on him without his knowing. Or crept into his house without his knowledge? Bros you want to experience it? Just thank God for him

Eroms4life17:
One of the most dangerous kind of �. Black mamba very deadly

Kingosytex:
It is unfortunate he can't win it.


He can't even come second. Lionel Messi and VVD are ahead of him in the ranking

olanrewaju99:
Lagos no dey carry last I just hope it works well.

kenedy175:
Lol... it's much better than seeing BBNAIJA in the news now

pat077:
Can't both fifa and PES have the right

kenedy175:
Please where can I buy cheap bag of rice and a gallon of fresh palm oil?? Correct one oo

minasota:
Useless show
Bet9ja please take over this thread

graciamore:
hmmm my plenty problems... no love from HUBY and no job..just here thinking and depressed

janefrancisca:
Pressure from family and friends to get married as if husbands are sold in shops.
Graduated years back and still no good job. The little one I am managing is not footing my bills and I don tire for daddy give me.
I am sha just managing myself, God know say I don tire

martinskelly:
Thought of it though, but that was not our initial plan. Anyways I'm doing well now

ImaIma1:

niaralandtopuser:
strategy or not that just explain everything about Nigerians.
majority of Nigerians are coward. they hate strong people who make things happen.

that is why someone will vote for a governor because he was seen ontop okada

niaralandtopuser:
I won't be surprised if they vote for him. Nigerians love the act of cowardice. that is why politicians easily scam us

dedons:
Baddo!

martinskelly:
O boy see people experience 4 job matter, e no funny o!

Mine was in 2013 after my NYSC in kwara, i decided to call my dad friends wife who happens to be working with fed ministry of foreign affairs in Abuja,

Me: ma I'm through with my service
Madam: Oya start coming to Abuja,i think u know kubwa
Me: Not really coz i have never been to Abuja no to talk of kubwa
Madam: OK don't worry i will send u address
Me: Alright ma.
She sent me address after two days of our conversation, Boom! The next day i boarded a bus going to Abuja from iyana ipaja with joy in my heart say "i wan go work for ministry" .
The quantum of joy i experience during the journey cannot be measured even if you use tape rule lol!
I said to myself if na die we go die there together shebi na Abuja i must make am(well it was my first time of entering Abuja don't blame me though).
I got to Abuja(Zubwa) around 11:30pm that night but i no fear say na night we dey because i just don't know where i got the strength from, anyways i decide to charter car from Zubwa to Kubwa lol! Well thank God her house was easily located; Damm her house was beautiful, i said to myself again if this woman fit own a mansion why me no go fit(but i never knew i was dreaming).
She was the only one staying in the house coz her husband normally come home maybe weekend and her only son is in the USA studying.
After like a month of staying with her, to cut the story short! no job, no movement, no money for my hand again(after spending all my alawee for transport and stuff) she told me not to worry that she is working out something for me at her place of work(Ministry), That for the mean time that i should be washing her car so she would be giving me something to use hold body lol! I obliged o, i come dey wash car for her; 3months don pass i still dey wash her car, her friends car, even some neighborhood people self dey bring car to help them wash.
After 4months i told her how far the "Ministry job" she told me that the position that she wants to fix me in is taken by somebody else that i should be patient, i got angry and told her that:
Me: I am leaving for Lagos the next day say i get interview in two days time.
Madam: why so soon, after all my effort you just want to go to Lagos just like that
Me: yes ma, i have an interview in two days time and i don't want to miss it
Madam: o really
Me: yes, since i came here i have never submitted CV or you collecting my CV not to talk going for interview Madam: what about setting up a car wash for you here(Abuja)
Me: na so i open mouth(so na car wash dis woman want make i come dey do for Abuja)

Till now the woman no know as i take reach lagos.

ImaIma1:
I remember after service, I got a job with a start up. My job was to call people everyday to join an "exclusive" club. I didn't even believe in the job.

Even the name of the company was embarrassing that I was ashamed to tell people the name of the company where I worked. Funny enough, he was paying 40k.

I remember the day i resigned 22 April 2010 because it was the day Da Grin died.

niaralandtopuser:
When you are in a competition that the price is only meant for one person, then it should be a do or die affair

ThisTrend:
Nicki Minaj � that still dating tho.

overdrive:
Time for him to retire when the ovation is still very loud before his village people will remember him.

post=80309067:
Lewis Hamilton is to Formular One , what Messi, Ronaldo and Hazard are to the beautiful game of soccer!

The best in the game!

eghuan1:
As my NYSC was drawing to a close, the headmistress of the school I was serving told me she had talked to the ministry of education supervisors and they have agreed to take me as a staff of the school.

I was like wow!

I asked madam, how much us the salary, she said 10k. I said madam, I mean the pay at the end of the month, she said is 10k not enough for you? That's what they pay us o.

Na do I tell am say make I go show my parents my certificate first. I will come back and start work.

She went to tell the students that I will be coming back to teach them.

They've been waiting for me since 2013.

BianoJay:
Was crazily in search of a job after graduation, finally found a company who was even ready to interview me. Interview was for the post of manager of small printing press. Did so well in the interview, and computer tests that the owner of the company had to make me a typist instead of manager����
Pay was 20k. Qualification: B.Sc Public Administration, 2.1
Told me my salary was to be reviewed upwards, after a month. Worked for four months, no review, no salary...I sha advised myself and took off

Olamsoh:
"What is the most ridiculous job offer you have ever received?"

Applied as an Operations Manager in an iron company. I was offered d job. 3months later, dey sack d gateman & handed d key 2me. I wil be d 1 to opn d gate,wash d toilet,mob d offices,go 2 bank evryday 2 deliver client cheques plus multiple insult frm my boss r.All dis for 40k

Let us hear from you.

NarnieSnyper:
Yeah, I did actually but not like I am an ardent follower that's why I explained

I saw one shirtless macho guy dry humping that Mercy girl in the air, so it caught my attention, so I decided to watch on.....you know the rest. Lol

Jh0wsef:
It's been an exciting tournament so far.. unfortunately, we lost to Tunisia

but who are your top 3 rated players so far?? As for me.. It's

1. Ahmed Musa
2. Chukwueze
3. Wilfred Ndidi

What's yours?